Disclaimer: I only own the car, the court and any other thing you don't recognise.
The story so far: Ron is being very snobby and in his anger knocks Bill Gates down with his new car. To make matters worse, he hops out and starts eating the guy!
Ron: Mmmm-mmmmm! That was delicious! Where's Herm?
Harry: Sh…Sh…She went to the bathroom.
Ron: Oh Blow! Well, does any one want the leftovers?
Me: Ron! That's disgusting!
Ron: Look. So it wasn't blessed by Roland McDonald so what? They eat horses in France, you know.
Harry: Excuse me, I…I gotta go to the bathroom too. (Runs out of the car)
Me: Ron, it's pretty obvious that you need psychiatric help. *Just then policemen screech to a halt by the scene*
Policemen: Okay sonny, I hope you have a good explanation for all this.
Me: Yes sir I do. You see, my friend here isn't feeling very well and..
Ron: Hey Jimmy! Long time no see!
Policemen (Jimmy): Yo Ron! Where've you been?
Me: Do you know this guy?
Ron: Yeah. He works part time at the butchers, speaking of that, did you get my order for the five pounds of chimpanzee?
Policemen (Jimmy): I did. But it kinda got rotten.
Ron: Don't matter, I'll come for it anyway. Want the leftovers?
Policemen (Jimmy): Sure! I'm hungry anyway.
Me: What's wrong with you two! C'mon we're going to the courthouse!
Judge: Okay sir, let me get this straight. These two gentlemen actually ate a man up raw in the middle of the road?!?!
Me: Yes sir.
Judge: OMG! You too are a disgrace to the nation!
Me: That's right.
Judge: We can't have people walking about chewing other people up!
Me: Precisely my point.
Judge: And you had the nerve to do it in public!
Me: Unfortunately so.
Judge: Everybody knows it tastes better with fried chips and ketchup!!!
Authors Note: I know most of you think this is too gross to review. But since the first one was such a hit I figured you would want a sequel! Please review if you choose.