Much Ado About Nothing: Act I, Scene II and III
By Izzy
Rated PG (the author loses it a bit in one part.)

This is what happens when it's raining outside and I'm bored. More parts. At least I'm making it a priority to finish the story no matter how much it sucks. Oh well. I basically just want to tell the story. More drama-less humor again. Sorry. There's really no humor in Much Ado About Nothing. Oh yeah-that doesn't belong to me. It belongs to Shakespeare-duh. And the g-boys & co. don't belong to be either. On with the show. I'm not gonna do a listing of the characters. I'll just put their names beside the names. Like this:
RELENA/BEATRICE. Okay? On with the show ...

IZZY: Act I, scene II. I don't expect as many interruptions, got it? *glares*
EVERYONE: *nods, casting frightened faces at Uranus and Neptune*
IZZY: Good. Treize and Milliardo, you're on.
TREIZE and MILLIARDO: *quickly gets on the stage*
IZZY: Act I, scene II: a room in Leonato's house. Action!
TREIZE/LEONATO: How now, brother! Where is your son? Didn't he provide this music?
MILLIARDO/ANTONIO: He-is-very-busy. But-I-
IZZY: *interrupting, head in hands, then explodes* Milliardo! You are not a frigging machine! I know you've spent a lot of time with mobile suits-probably more time with them than with Noin-but that's no excuse! Get it right.
MILLIARDO/ANTONIO: Okay. But-I-
IZZY: NOW!
MILLIARDO/ANTONIO: I'll try. But-I-
IZZY: *glares*
MILLIARDO/ANTONIO: *deep breath* But, brother, I have strange news.
TREIZE/LEONATO: Continue.
MILLIARDO/ANTONIO: The prince discovered that Count Claudio loves my niece-your daughter-and will broach it with her and then you.
TREIZE/LEONATO: Has the fellow that told you any wit?
MILLIARDO/ANTONIO: A very sharp fellow. You may question him yourself.
TREIZE/LEONATO: No, no. We will hold it a dream until the time comes. But I will tell Hero-she will be prepared with an answer.
IZZY: Good, Milliardo. Keep it up. Exit both of you. Scene III. Let's see. *glances down at script* Trowa and Noin-your turn.
TROWA and NOIN: *take positions*
IZZY: Scene III: same room. Action!
NOIN/CONRADE: Why are you so sad, Lord?
TROWA/DON JOHN: There is no occasion to be happy.
NOIN/CONRADE: Can you make no use of your discontent?
TROWA/DON JOHN: I make use of it, for only I use it. Who comes here?
IZZY: *turns around* Uranus, untie Dorothy, please. She's up.
SAILOR URANUS: *unties Dorothy*
DOROTHY: *walks past Izzy, head held high*
IZZY: *smirks and sticks her leg out*
DOROTHY: *comes crashing down to the floor*
IZZY: Okay, now on with the show! *looks down* Dorothy, sweetie, get yourself off the floor and onto the stage!
DOROTHY/BORACHIO: *smiles sweetly* It is I, Borachio. The prince, your brother is entertained by Leonato. I can tell you of an intended marriage.
TROWA/DON JOHN: Who?
DOROTHY/BORACHIO: Your brother's right hand man.
TROWA/DON JOHN: Who? Claudio?
DOROTHY/BORACHIO: Yes, he.
TROWA/DON JOHN: And who?
DOROTHY/BORACHIO: Hero, the daughter and heir of Leonato. I overheard from Don Pedro and Claudio that the prince will woo Hero for himself and then give her to Count Claudio.
TROWA/DON JOHN: This may prove food to my displeasure. If I can cross Don Pedro any way I bless myself every way. You both will assist me?
NOIN/CONRADE: To the death, Lord.
TROWA/DON JOHN: Shall we go prove what's to be done?
DOROTHY/BORACHIO: We'll wait upon your lordship.
IZZY: Oooh! That Don John has a lot of spare time on his hands. Oh well. We'll meet here tomorrow, same time, for the next act.

That's right! The next act. Act II! Act I is over! Yeah! Review please. I still would like ideas for a saga fic and ideas for a sequel to 'In the End.' Email everything to prncssprsfne@yahoo.com. Thanks a lot everyone for reading this piece of junk.

Izzy-chan