Duo: Hey, who's copy of Woman's Day is this?
Heero: Not mine.
Quatre: Nothing I'll ever read.
Trowa: (Cocks in eyebrow) Yeah right.
(All eyes fall on Wufei.)
Wufei: Don't look at me, DON'T LOOK AT ME! (He runs out of the room crying.)
Duo: (Confused) I only wanted to borrow it.
***
Some Battles Even A Gundam Can't Face:
(Relena waltzing wearing a really nice dress.)
Relena: Heero, does this make me look fat?"
(He chokes.)
Heero: Ummm . . .
**
(We can Lady Une trying to talk to Treize who reading a book.)
Une: Are you listening to me?
Treize: Huh?
Une: (Explodes) SEE! YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN!
Treize: (Confused) Doing what?
Une: You DON'T listen to me!!!
Treize: (Realizes) Oh, were you talking to me?
(She storms out.)
**
(We can see Noin and Zechs talking, if you can it that.)
Noin: But-but I thought you said you liked my mother?
Zechs: Yeahhh . . . that's it. I never said I hated her.
(Noin suddenly hurls a vase at him.)
***
(Catherine and Trowa are chilling in the touch one day watching t.v.)
Catherine: (Real serious like) Trowa, I think we really need to talk.
Trowa: Talk? (Swallows uneasily) Sure . . . Right after the game . . . .
(Catherine looks peeved.)
**
(A heated argument can be seen in the distance, Hilde yelling at a rather large, muscular man.) Hilde: (Appalled) You cut in front of me!?! Hey, my boyfriend can kick your butt for that one! Right Duo?
(She is met with no response.)
Duo?
(We can only see Duo running down the street.)
Duo: He runs, he hides, and he sure as hell can't fight.
***
Dorothy: Hey Quatre, can I borrow some money?
(Takes his whole wallet and walks out.)
Thanks, you're soooo sweet.
Quatre: But-but I didn't even say anything . . .
***
(Wufei and Sally are standing around in a kitchen somewhere.)
Sally: You expect me to cook?
(Suddenly she laughs in his face.)
*** (On a random battlefield somewhere we can see the fabulous five in their Gundams, standing around as various carnage and metal flies.)
Trowa: So . . .
Wufei: Soooo . . .
Quatre: Umm . . . aren't we suppose to be, like, doing something?
(Relena comes on the view monitor.)
Relena: (Irritated.) Hello! You're suppose to be-like, I don't know-PROTECTING us or something!
Heero: (Hits him.) Oh *that's right.* We suppose to be fighting guys.
Duo: They expect us to fight?
(They exchange glances and all share a laugh.)
Heero: (Grows serious) Really, Relena, what are we suppose to do again?
(She screams and starts tearing her hair out.)
Wufei: Man, what's *her* problem?
Trowa: PMS.
Other four: Oh yeah. ***