A Cue From The Rest, The 5th That Hath Cometh! Well, here again for a fifth time . . . A Cue . . . Enjoy . . . And don't bring down my self-esteem. I'm still hurting over Blaque Kat-nobody likes my story ;(. With more clichés, tasteless humor, and insanity-all for you.
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(After receiving a cute lil' cuddy teddy bear , Relena looks out the plane at calls after Heero.)
Relena: HEEEEERRROOOOOOOO!
(He stops then turns around.)
Relena: (Sweetly) Thank you.
Heero: (Shrugs.) Whatever.
Relena: (Tone turns real suggestive.) Noooooo . . . let me *THANK YOU.*
(Realizing that she's looking at him like she's about to devour a piece of meat, he freaks out and runs off . . . But he isn't the only one running. . . .)
Heero: (Look backs and sees she's catching up with him.) GAHHHHHHHHHH RELENA! (Runs faster.)
Relena: (Yelling as she chases) Why won't you let me thank you!?!
Heero: (Screams back) I'M THANKED! I'M THANKED!
(He tries to fly off in Wing Zero, only to find . . .)
Heero: (Being followed in another airplane by Relena) AIEEEEEEEEE!
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(The five pilots watching Libra explode.)
Five pilots: (really, REALLY amazed) OOOOHHHHHHHH . . . . AAHHHHHHHHHH . . . OHHHHHHHHH! . . . . P-R-E-T-T-Y . . . .
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(We can hear Trowa, Quatre, and Duo fighting over something very strange-the self destruction button.)
Trowa: I wanna press the button!
Quatre: NO, I wanna press the BUTTON!
Duo: You don't press the button, I PRESS THE BUTTON!
(All three hit their respective buttons at the same time while their two living counterparts are watching.)
Heero: (In his usual monotone) Wow . . . . Big pretty explosions.
Wufei: (Impressed like hell.) They go BOOM!
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(On another random battlefield somewhere . . .)
Zechz: Anything you can do, I can do better!
Treize: No you can't!
Zechz: YES I CAN!
(Noin and Une looking on, shaking their heads.)
Une: Men . . .
Noin: Yeahhhh . . . men.
****** (In another meeting of the Unified Earth Nations-or whatever they call it there are sooo many, a world leader runs in and falls at the all-mighty, influential, good Vice Minister Relena Dorian. He falls at her feet begging.)
World Leader: (Desperate) Vice Minister Dorian! Vice Minister Dorian! The very foundations of peace are being threatened! We need your guidance!
(She only looks at him.)
Relena: (Drawing a blank) And I'm suppose to do what . . . . ?
****** (After his MS blows up therefore him, we hear the last words of late great General Treize as they were spoken . . . .)
Treize: And I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for those darn meddling kids . . .
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Pick-Up Lines . . . If They Were Forced to Use Them.
Wufei: "It would be an injustice if I never dated you." "No weak woman is worthy of dating me-except you girl."
Heero: "Baby, I'm a lover, not a fighter." "You're the only girl worth killing."
Duo: "That'll be sooo uncool if I never got with you." "I only self-destruct for you."
Trowa: "Girl, if I can only talk to you."
Quatre: "Girl, I can put clothes on your back, shoes on your feet, and 40 guys to do it all for me." "I'm not crazy about the colonies, I'm just crazy about you." *****
(A really pissed off Hilde storms outside of her apartment. Duo follows with a bunch of hickeys covering his neck, his priest collar messed-up, and lime green lipstick everywhere on his face. He tries in a poor attempt to explain . . .)
Duo: (Looking bad) I SWEAR, I wasn't kissing Katrina, I was giving her CPR!
(Hilde's answer: She starts trashing the Death Scythe.)
Duo: NOOOOOOOO! NOT THE DEATH SCYTHEEEE! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
(Briefly she pauses for a moment, wide-eyed and looking mean.)
Hilde: (Cynically) Oh don't look at it as me *trashing it* . . . I'M GIVING IT CPR!
(Continues reign of terror.)
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Musical Taste I. (If the G-Boyz were into my music.)
Quatre: (Singing while in Sandrock.) Ya' go make me lose my mind . . . Up in here . . . up in here . . . Ya' go make me go all out . . . Up in here . . .up in here . . . One . . . two . . . meet me outside!
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Movie Night
Gone With The Wind . . . Heero and Relena and Hilde
Heero: (As Rhett Bulter) Frankly my dear I don't give a damn.
Relena: (As Scarlet) Ummmmm, Hee-Rhett, you never did. Heero: (Confused) Huh? (Hits him) Ohhhhhh yeahhhhhh, I never did.
(Later on after Rhett leaves)
Relena: As God as my witness I will have Hee-Rhett!
Hilde: (As the maid, doubtful) Yeahhhhh . . . sureeeeee . . . righthhhhhh . . .
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Casablanca . . . Trowa and Catherine
Trowa: (Starts the imfamous monolgue) In this big, crazy wide world . . .
Catherine: (Stops him) Heeeeeellllllloooooo, one sentence please.
Trowa: (Annoyed) Alright, alright! Here's looking at you kid!
Catherine: You mean with that bang?
(She recieves a dirty look.)
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The Nutty Professor . . . Quatre and Dorothy
Dorothy: (Watching Quatre) Awwwww, Hercules! Hercules! Hercules!
Quatre: (Jumping around) I'M A PONY! I'M A PONY!
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Titanic . . . Duo, Sally, and Wufei.
Duo: (In the world famous standing on the ship's stern scene) Hey Sal-Rose . . . I'm the King of the World!
(Out of nowhere a beam canon takes him out and he falls into the water dead.)
Sally: (Running to the ship's side, concern) Duo!?!
Wufei: (Meanly) Now you're not . . . *Jack*. (Evil laughter follows) BUWHAHAHHAHA!
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Star Wars . . . Treize, Zechz, Noin, and Une
Treize: (To Zechz in the Vander voice) Luke, I am your father . . . (Normal voice) Oops, *wrong* kid.
Zechz. (Wondering) Who the hell is Luke?
Noin: (Talking in his head as the Jedi trainer would do) It's you Blonde Boy!
Zechz: Whoa, really? Coollll . . .
Noin: (Demanding) Use "The Force" stupid!
Zechz: (Questioning) What is this "force" you speak of?
(Noin smacks self in the head.) Oh I give up!
Treize: (To Une as Princess Leila, giggling) You look so f-u-n-n-y like that.
(She goes to work on him with her light saber.)
Une: Hey, don't mess with the hair.