*This is my senseless story of DBZ , the last one (my DBZ story 2) had too many different
people in it and most people probably didnt even know who half them were so i took it
down and separated it so here is a purely DBZ story*
*At Piccolo's house*
Piccolo- hey Gohan, pass me a Budweiser
Gohan- I'm only 13, I shouldn't even be touching alcohol, never mind
drinking it
Piccolo- Do you even care?
Gohan- (Thinks for about a second) No
Piccolo- Well then shut up and pass me a Budweiser
**Gohan passes Piccolo a Budweiser and takes one for himself**
Goku- Hey pass one to me
**Gohan passes his dad a budweiser**
Goku- thanx
*At Krillin's (is that how u spell his name?) house*
Krillin- Hey Dende (is that how u spell his name?)
Dende- Yeah?
Krillin- Pass me the remote
Dende- Okay
(he passes him the remote)
Krillin- Thanx
Vegeta- Hey! guess what I found on the internet?
Krillin- What?
Dende- What?
Vegeta- A porno video with Bulma in it!!!!
Krillin- Kool
Yamcha- Whooo-hooo
Vegeta- Lets watch it!
All- YEAH
(they watch the video)
Yamcha- Wow!
Krillin- Whoa
Vegeta- Bulma never did that before!! wonder why she didn't tell me?
Dende- Mebye she didn't want you to know
Bulma (uh-oh)- Yes Vegeta, mebye she didn't want you to see, hmmmm?
Vegeta- Uh-oh
Bulma- We are going home
Vegeta- I dont wanna
Bulma- NOW!
Vegeta-Yes dear
(they leave)
Yamcha- Boy was she mad
*back at Piccolo's house*
Piccolo- Gohan, pass me a fag
Gohan- here ya go
Piccolo- Thanx
Goku- Hey, gimmie one too
Gohan- here ya go
Goku- What are you doin standing there doing nothing, here have a fag.
(Passes Gohan a fag)
Gohan- Thanx Dad
*At Bulmas house*
Bulma- Right , now, Vegeta where did you put that video?
Vegeta- Ummmmm, I.....kinda......sorta.....lent it to........Goku
Bulma- YOU DID WHATTTTT!!!!!!
Vegeta- Eeeeep
Bulma- WHERE IS GOKU
Vegeta- ummmmmm at Piccolos house, heee
Bulma- C'MON THEN WERE PAYING A VISIT TO PICCOLO!!!
*At Piccolos house*
**Goku and Piccolo are watching Porno movies with Gohan covering his
eyes**
Goku- Why are you covering your eyes Gohan, Feast your eyes on this
Gohan-(Looks up) whhoooaaaaaa, Is that BULMA???
Piccolo- Yup
Gohan- holy......
Bulma- GIVE ME THAT TAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goku- (Quickly turns the video off) What video
**Gohan looks at Bulma with wide little eyes**
Bulma- Dont look at me like that, GIVE ME THE GOD DAMN TAPE!!!!!
Goku- fine then (Ejects the cassette and gives it to Bulma)
Bulma- Good now lets go home Vegeta and burn this
Vegeta- yes Bulma
**they leave**
Piccolo- why did you give her the tape?
Goku- I didnt, here's the original, that was one of many, many copies, heehee
Gohan- Nice one dad
Piccolo- lets watch the rest of this tape now
**they all watch the tape**
*Trunks house (he lives with his mom so Bulma and Vegeta are here too)*
Nina- Hey guys, I'm here
Chi Chi- You're home early ,Why?
Piccolo- She tricked me into coming to her work
Chi Chi- guess youre not going back to that job then
Nina- Yup, you are soooo right
Goku- You really have to stop doing that
Gohan- Yeah!
Goten- Yup
Chibi Trunks- Yip
Nina- Wh-hyyyyyy
Vegeta- Because were telling you to, woman.
Nina- MY BLOODY NAME IS NINA, N-I-N-A SPELLS NINA!!!!!, kay
Vegeta- okay, woman
Nina- AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH, you're driving me nuts!!!
Vegeta- (sarcastically) I'm soooo sorry
Nina- Sarcasim is the lowest form of wit
Vegeta- Woman
Nina- NINA
Vegeta- Woman
Nina- NINA
Vegeta- Woman
Nina- NINA
Vegeta- Woman
Nina- NINA
Vegeta- Woman
Nina- NINA
Chi Chi- SHUTUUUUUUUP
Nina- kay
Vegeta- shutup yourself woman
Chi- Chi- my name is CHI CHI, C-H-I C-H-I spells chi chi,
Cant you say anyones name you, you, you....
Nina- Pig
Chi Chi- Yeah, PIG
Girls- whisper, whisper
Nina- until you call us girls by our names...
Bulma- Including me!
Nina- ...we will call you pig, ha.
Chi Chi- .....Or monkey, ha ha ha
Bulma- or £$*%@#{]*=``¬.
Chibi trunks- Mommy, what does £$*%@#{]*= mean.
Bulma- Ummmm, nothing dear, never say that ever again, okay
Chibi Trunks- okay £$*%@#{]*=
Bulma- TRUNKS!!!
Trunks- What? what did I do?
Bulma- not you, Chibi Trunks
Trunks- oh
Chibi Trunks- Yes mommy?
Bulma- YOU ARE NEVER, EVER, EVER TO SAY THAT AGAIN, GOT THAT?
Chibi trunks- yes mommy
Bulma- good boy.
Nina- (whispers to herself) sad boy
Trunks- I heard that
Nina- so?
Trunks- So he's me, except little.
Nina- Sorry
Trunks- It's okay, I was kinda sad when I was little
Nina- At least you can admit that you're sad, unlike another saiyan around here
**looks at Vegeta**
Vegeta- Hey!
Nina- Hee heee (girlish giggles)
Vegeta- Thats sad
Nina- (stands up and gets ready to punch him) WHAT!
Vegeta- (Sweating and breathing heavily) Its not sad, its not sad, its not sad!!!!
Nina- (sits down delicately) good hee heee
Trunks- y'know that is kinda sad
Nina- True
Vegeta- how come he can insult you but I can't....... I know (Grins evily) NINA LOVES
TRUNKS!!!
Nina- (looks sideways at Trunks and pretends to be sick)
Trunks- Whats wrong with me!
Nina- Nothing (looks away and tries not to laugh)
Trunks- Grrrrrr
Nina- Uh-oh
**Trunks chases Nina around the house**
Nina- Eeeeep
Trunks- I AM GOING TO KILL YOU
**Nina stops running**
Nina- Not if I kill you first
**Looks at Trunks and starts running again**
Nina- Maybe not
Chi chi- Calm down already
Nina- Yeah Trunks Chill, blood pressure
Trunks- GRRRRRR
Nina- Eeeekkk
Goku- My votes on Trunks
Vegeta- My votes on Nina........ god I'm scaring myself
Nina- aaaaaaaaahhhhh
Trunks- DIE BITCH!!!
Nina- oh no
Trunks- OH YES!!
**Trunks catches Nina**
Nina- oh $*%^?~@#
**Trunks hits Nina on the head-HARD**
Nina- Owie
**Trunks kicks her in the stomach**
Nina- Owww, pain hurts
Trunks- DO NOT MAKE FUN OF ME, OKAY?
Nina- kay
Trunks- Good
**drops Nina on the floor**
Nina- Owie, my butt hurts, and my stomach, and my head
Trunks- ha!
Nina- I really, really hate you Trunks
Trunks- want me to hit you again?
Nina- No
Trunks- well then, don't piss me off
Nina-Kay
Trunks- good little girl
Nina- hey!
**Trunks gives her a menacing look**
Nina- I'll be quiet
Trunks- good
Vegeta- Poor Nina..........ack, what am I saying?
Chi chi- ha ha, Monkey's losing his mind
Vegeta- Stop calling me monkey, woman
Chi chi- Stop calling me woman, monkey
Bulma- Yeah, stop calling us Woman Pig
Nina- ..........
Piccolo- I must agree, it gets very annoying with Vegeta constantly calling females woman.
Vegeta- Hey! youre a guy you're meant to be on my side!
Piccolo- Not exactly, I'm a namic, not exactly male, not exactly female.
Vegeta- Okay half- woman
Piccolo- HEY! Not woman, not man, NAMIC!!!!
Vegeta- Half-woman
Piccolo- Goku back me up here
Goku- Ummmmm......?
Piccolo- (sigh) Goku you are not helping
Vegeta- He never is helpful
Goku- Hey! you, you, you......Spikehead
Vegeta- Kakkorot, you have spikey hair too!
Goku- Dammit
Nina- Hee hee
Trunks- QUIT THAT STUPID GIGGLE, YOU PRAT!
Nina- Okay
Trunks- Good little girl
Nina- Stoppit
Trunks- Make me
Nina- Okay
**Nina pins Trunks to the ground and twists his arm around his back, making him beg for
mercy**
Nina- I don't do mercy
Trunks- Shit
Nina- Shouldn't of hit me before, should ya?
Trunks- Dammit
Nina- Hee heee
Trunks- Sorry?
Nina- Don't worry I wont hurt you......too much
**Nina knocks Trunks unconsious and drags him to her room**
Gohan- God knows what shes gonna do to him
Goku- Poor Trunks
Vegeta- I pity him
*Two hours later*
Nina- C'mon Trunks, let them see your pretty face, hee heee
Trunks- No way!
Nina-C'mon be a sport
Trunks- No way, not on your life
Nina- COME NOW (Shoves him into the room with the others)
Vegeta- HA HA HA HA HA
Goku- HA HA HA HA HA
Chi Chi- HA HA HA HA HA
Gohan- HA HA HA HA HA
Piccolo- HA HA HA HA HA
Bulma-HA HA HA HA HA
Yamcha- HA HA HA HA HA
Chibi Trunks- HA HA HA HA HA
Trunks- I hate you Nina
**Trunks is dressed in a pink frilly dress, Pink shoes, white tights, a pink jacket, pink frilly
bows in his hair, and had red lipstick, pink eyeshadow, False pink nails, and a bright pink
hat (no wonder they were laughing)**
Trunks- I am so getting you back for this
Nina- Yeah right
Vegeta- Awww how cute
Trunks- (Grrrrrr) Nina
Nina- Yes Trunks
Trunks- I am going to KILL you for this
Nina- But you look soooo cute
Trunks- Grrrrrrr
Nina- Fine then, you can go get changed back to your normal outfit
Trunks- THANKYOU, THERE IS A GOD!!!
**Trunks runs back to Ninas room to get changed**
Nina- and I suppose you can take off the makeup and nails
Trunks- YES
Nina- But keep the bows- they're cute
Trunks- NO WAY
Nina- Okay you can take out the bows
Trunks- Good
Nina- But you gotta admit they're kinda cute. Hee heee
Trunks- Quit that bloody stupid laugh!
Nina- No Hee heee
Trunks- Yes
Nina- No Hee heee
Trunks- Yes
Nina- No Hee heee
Trunks- Yes
Nina- No Hee heee
Trunks- Yes
Nina- Fine then
Trunks- Hee hee
Nina- ~_~
Trunks- ^_^
Vegeta- _
Trunks- Stoppit with those bloody expressions Trunksfan nina.
Trunksfan nina(me!!)- NO. If you tell me what to do once more I will erase you
from this story in a painful way.
Trunks- Like how?
Trunksfan nina- By having you tortured to death by........VEGETA!!! (dun, dun, duuun)
Trunks- NOOOOOOO
Miss author- Yes, Hee heee
Trunks- ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
**So, did you like it? did you bother to finish it? will you review it?, Hmmmmmmmm?**
people in it and most people probably didnt even know who half them were so i took it
down and separated it so here is a purely DBZ story*
*At Piccolo's house*
Piccolo- hey Gohan, pass me a Budweiser
Gohan- I'm only 13, I shouldn't even be touching alcohol, never mind
drinking it
Piccolo- Do you even care?
Gohan- (Thinks for about a second) No
Piccolo- Well then shut up and pass me a Budweiser
**Gohan passes Piccolo a Budweiser and takes one for himself**
Goku- Hey pass one to me
**Gohan passes his dad a budweiser**
Goku- thanx
*At Krillin's (is that how u spell his name?) house*
Krillin- Hey Dende (is that how u spell his name?)
Dende- Yeah?
Krillin- Pass me the remote
Dende- Okay
(he passes him the remote)
Krillin- Thanx
Vegeta- Hey! guess what I found on the internet?
Krillin- What?
Dende- What?
Vegeta- A porno video with Bulma in it!!!!
Krillin- Kool
Yamcha- Whooo-hooo
Vegeta- Lets watch it!
All- YEAH
(they watch the video)
Yamcha- Wow!
Krillin- Whoa
Vegeta- Bulma never did that before!! wonder why she didn't tell me?
Dende- Mebye she didn't want you to know
Bulma (uh-oh)- Yes Vegeta, mebye she didn't want you to see, hmmmm?
Vegeta- Uh-oh
Bulma- We are going home
Vegeta- I dont wanna
Bulma- NOW!
Vegeta-Yes dear
(they leave)
Yamcha- Boy was she mad
*back at Piccolo's house*
Piccolo- Gohan, pass me a fag
Gohan- here ya go
Piccolo- Thanx
Goku- Hey, gimmie one too
Gohan- here ya go
Goku- What are you doin standing there doing nothing, here have a fag.
(Passes Gohan a fag)
Gohan- Thanx Dad
*At Bulmas house*
Bulma- Right , now, Vegeta where did you put that video?
Vegeta- Ummmmm, I.....kinda......sorta.....lent it to........Goku
Bulma- YOU DID WHATTTTT!!!!!!
Vegeta- Eeeeep
Bulma- WHERE IS GOKU
Vegeta- ummmmmm at Piccolos house, heee
Bulma- C'MON THEN WERE PAYING A VISIT TO PICCOLO!!!
*At Piccolos house*
**Goku and Piccolo are watching Porno movies with Gohan covering his
eyes**
Goku- Why are you covering your eyes Gohan, Feast your eyes on this
Gohan-(Looks up) whhoooaaaaaa, Is that BULMA???
Piccolo- Yup
Gohan- holy......
Bulma- GIVE ME THAT TAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goku- (Quickly turns the video off) What video
**Gohan looks at Bulma with wide little eyes**
Bulma- Dont look at me like that, GIVE ME THE GOD DAMN TAPE!!!!!
Goku- fine then (Ejects the cassette and gives it to Bulma)
Bulma- Good now lets go home Vegeta and burn this
Vegeta- yes Bulma
**they leave**
Piccolo- why did you give her the tape?
Goku- I didnt, here's the original, that was one of many, many copies, heehee
Gohan- Nice one dad
Piccolo- lets watch the rest of this tape now
**they all watch the tape**
*Trunks house (he lives with his mom so Bulma and Vegeta are here too)*
Nina- Hey guys, I'm here
Chi Chi- You're home early ,Why?
Piccolo- She tricked me into coming to her work
Chi Chi- guess youre not going back to that job then
Nina- Yup, you are soooo right
Goku- You really have to stop doing that
Gohan- Yeah!
Goten- Yup
Chibi Trunks- Yip
Nina- Wh-hyyyyyy
Vegeta- Because were telling you to, woman.
Nina- MY BLOODY NAME IS NINA, N-I-N-A SPELLS NINA!!!!!, kay
Vegeta- okay, woman
Nina- AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH, you're driving me nuts!!!
Vegeta- (sarcastically) I'm soooo sorry
Nina- Sarcasim is the lowest form of wit
Vegeta- Woman
Nina- NINA
Vegeta- Woman
Nina- NINA
Vegeta- Woman
Nina- NINA
Vegeta- Woman
Nina- NINA
Vegeta- Woman
Nina- NINA
Chi Chi- SHUTUUUUUUUP
Nina- kay
Vegeta- shutup yourself woman
Chi- Chi- my name is CHI CHI, C-H-I C-H-I spells chi chi,
Cant you say anyones name you, you, you....
Nina- Pig
Chi Chi- Yeah, PIG
Girls- whisper, whisper
Nina- until you call us girls by our names...
Bulma- Including me!
Nina- ...we will call you pig, ha.
Chi Chi- .....Or monkey, ha ha ha
Bulma- or £$*%@#{]*=``¬.
Chibi trunks- Mommy, what does £$*%@#{]*= mean.
Bulma- Ummmm, nothing dear, never say that ever again, okay
Chibi Trunks- okay £$*%@#{]*=
Bulma- TRUNKS!!!
Trunks- What? what did I do?
Bulma- not you, Chibi Trunks
Trunks- oh
Chibi Trunks- Yes mommy?
Bulma- YOU ARE NEVER, EVER, EVER TO SAY THAT AGAIN, GOT THAT?
Chibi trunks- yes mommy
Bulma- good boy.
Nina- (whispers to herself) sad boy
Trunks- I heard that
Nina- so?
Trunks- So he's me, except little.
Nina- Sorry
Trunks- It's okay, I was kinda sad when I was little
Nina- At least you can admit that you're sad, unlike another saiyan around here
**looks at Vegeta**
Vegeta- Hey!
Nina- Hee heee (girlish giggles)
Vegeta- Thats sad
Nina- (stands up and gets ready to punch him) WHAT!
Vegeta- (Sweating and breathing heavily) Its not sad, its not sad, its not sad!!!!
Nina- (sits down delicately) good hee heee
Trunks- y'know that is kinda sad
Nina- True
Vegeta- how come he can insult you but I can't....... I know (Grins evily) NINA LOVES
TRUNKS!!!
Nina- (looks sideways at Trunks and pretends to be sick)
Trunks- Whats wrong with me!
Nina- Nothing (looks away and tries not to laugh)
Trunks- Grrrrrr
Nina- Uh-oh
**Trunks chases Nina around the house**
Nina- Eeeeep
Trunks- I AM GOING TO KILL YOU
**Nina stops running**
Nina- Not if I kill you first
**Looks at Trunks and starts running again**
Nina- Maybe not
Chi chi- Calm down already
Nina- Yeah Trunks Chill, blood pressure
Trunks- GRRRRRR
Nina- Eeeekkk
Goku- My votes on Trunks
Vegeta- My votes on Nina........ god I'm scaring myself
Nina- aaaaaaaaahhhhh
Trunks- DIE BITCH!!!
Nina- oh no
Trunks- OH YES!!
**Trunks catches Nina**
Nina- oh $*%^?~@#
**Trunks hits Nina on the head-HARD**
Nina- Owie
**Trunks kicks her in the stomach**
Nina- Owww, pain hurts
Trunks- DO NOT MAKE FUN OF ME, OKAY?
Nina- kay
Trunks- Good
**drops Nina on the floor**
Nina- Owie, my butt hurts, and my stomach, and my head
Trunks- ha!
Nina- I really, really hate you Trunks
Trunks- want me to hit you again?
Nina- No
Trunks- well then, don't piss me off
Nina-Kay
Trunks- good little girl
Nina- hey!
**Trunks gives her a menacing look**
Nina- I'll be quiet
Trunks- good
Vegeta- Poor Nina..........ack, what am I saying?
Chi chi- ha ha, Monkey's losing his mind
Vegeta- Stop calling me monkey, woman
Chi chi- Stop calling me woman, monkey
Bulma- Yeah, stop calling us Woman Pig
Nina- ..........
Piccolo- I must agree, it gets very annoying with Vegeta constantly calling females woman.
Vegeta- Hey! youre a guy you're meant to be on my side!
Piccolo- Not exactly, I'm a namic, not exactly male, not exactly female.
Vegeta- Okay half- woman
Piccolo- HEY! Not woman, not man, NAMIC!!!!
Vegeta- Half-woman
Piccolo- Goku back me up here
Goku- Ummmmm......?
Piccolo- (sigh) Goku you are not helping
Vegeta- He never is helpful
Goku- Hey! you, you, you......Spikehead
Vegeta- Kakkorot, you have spikey hair too!
Goku- Dammit
Nina- Hee hee
Trunks- QUIT THAT STUPID GIGGLE, YOU PRAT!
Nina- Okay
Trunks- Good little girl
Nina- Stoppit
Trunks- Make me
Nina- Okay
**Nina pins Trunks to the ground and twists his arm around his back, making him beg for
mercy**
Nina- I don't do mercy
Trunks- Shit
Nina- Shouldn't of hit me before, should ya?
Trunks- Dammit
Nina- Hee heee
Trunks- Sorry?
Nina- Don't worry I wont hurt you......too much
**Nina knocks Trunks unconsious and drags him to her room**
Gohan- God knows what shes gonna do to him
Goku- Poor Trunks
Vegeta- I pity him
*Two hours later*
Nina- C'mon Trunks, let them see your pretty face, hee heee
Trunks- No way!
Nina-C'mon be a sport
Trunks- No way, not on your life
Nina- COME NOW (Shoves him into the room with the others)
Vegeta- HA HA HA HA HA
Goku- HA HA HA HA HA
Chi Chi- HA HA HA HA HA
Gohan- HA HA HA HA HA
Piccolo- HA HA HA HA HA
Bulma-HA HA HA HA HA
Yamcha- HA HA HA HA HA
Chibi Trunks- HA HA HA HA HA
Trunks- I hate you Nina
**Trunks is dressed in a pink frilly dress, Pink shoes, white tights, a pink jacket, pink frilly
bows in his hair, and had red lipstick, pink eyeshadow, False pink nails, and a bright pink
hat (no wonder they were laughing)**
Trunks- I am so getting you back for this
Nina- Yeah right
Vegeta- Awww how cute
Trunks- (Grrrrrr) Nina
Nina- Yes Trunks
Trunks- I am going to KILL you for this
Nina- But you look soooo cute
Trunks- Grrrrrrr
Nina- Fine then, you can go get changed back to your normal outfit
Trunks- THANKYOU, THERE IS A GOD!!!
**Trunks runs back to Ninas room to get changed**
Nina- and I suppose you can take off the makeup and nails
Trunks- YES
Nina- But keep the bows- they're cute
Trunks- NO WAY
Nina- Okay you can take out the bows
Trunks- Good
Nina- But you gotta admit they're kinda cute. Hee heee
Trunks- Quit that bloody stupid laugh!
Nina- No Hee heee
Trunks- Yes
Nina- No Hee heee
Trunks- Yes
Nina- No Hee heee
Trunks- Yes
Nina- No Hee heee
Trunks- Yes
Nina- Fine then
Trunks- Hee hee
Nina- ~_~
Trunks- ^_^
Vegeta- _
Trunks- Stoppit with those bloody expressions Trunksfan nina.
Trunksfan nina(me!!)- NO. If you tell me what to do once more I will erase you
from this story in a painful way.
Trunks- Like how?
Trunksfan nina- By having you tortured to death by........VEGETA!!! (dun, dun, duuun)
Trunks- NOOOOOOO
Miss author- Yes, Hee heee
Trunks- ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
**So, did you like it? did you bother to finish it? will you review it?, Hmmmmmmmm?**