Title: If Murdock
Summary: Poem
Rating: U
Author: Hannurdock
Disclaimer: Belong to Cannell.
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If Murdock flew around BA,
He'd probably not survive the day.
If Murdock got BA really pissed,
He'd probably encounter a jewelled fist.
If Murdock started to sing and shout,
BA would possibly knock him about.
If Murdock acted really bad,
BA would become extremely mad.
If Murdock tried a magic act,
BA would try to make it fact.
He'd try and make Murdock disappear,
And increase the madman's nervous fear.
If Murdock should begin to annoy,
BA has got the very toy.
He'd get a tube of super glue,
And make Murdock's nightmares true.
Murdock did all these things, on the above list,
And BA did not use his fist.
For all his rantings, ravings and such,
BA loves Murdock very much.
THE END.