BunnieGunniez… born? Save us all!
By: BunnieGunniez
Cath, the authoress of "Don't ask! An HP, SM, and DBZ crossover", "Carp and Tuna" and "Trouble just around the Corner" was strolling through a park, thinking of some new ideas to write and share to her fans. (LOL, we can all laugh at that, huh? What fans, I wonder?)
Something caught her eye… What was it? Was it a bird? No, it was too low for that. A wolf? Honestly, what are the chances of wolfs out here, in a park! Nowhere close to a zoo, mind you. Ack! There it goes again! I should stop thinking all the time and actually concentrate on what I do… stupid, stupid brain!
Something fury wrapped around her waist from behind… Arms? Cath screamed, it was no use, another pair of hands strapped a piece of tape over her mouth! I'm gonna get drugged and rapped! AAAHHHHHH!
Oh no, what she saw come in front of her… it was a… a…
A HARE!!
The hare grinned an evil grin… It was hiding something behind it's back. With a bolt, her hands were with… Nothing! "Madga look!" it shouted, as it attempted a roundhouse kick at Cath. Cath couldn't tell if it worked, she was knocked unconscious.
When she awoke - Cath I mean - She was lying back down to a table. Strapped. Her head, somehow, hurt like hell… so she didn't bother to lift it and look around. Just up and the ceiling of stone… or wood… couldn't tell. "Hey," she whispered to no one in particular, if anyone at all, "Is that a Stalactite?"
"Well, well, well, I see you have finally woken up for your slumber. 'Bout time too, we couldn't wake you up for anything! Damn you are a heavy sleeper!" a voice said. "Well, since we didn't feel like waiting to wake you up for your answered, we just went ahead and did it."
"Did what," Cath asked, "What did you do?"
She was looking at some near-by test tubes. "Oh, by the way, I'm Cleckmoon. Me and my friends kid-napped you…"
"Well that's friggin' obvious!"
"Let me finish! Jeeze… anyhoos, then we turned you into a bunnie." She told this all calmly, except the beginning of the sentence, well, duh.
"What the heck are you saying?" Just then she realized that a hare was talking to her, "Holy crap!"
"Finally notice? Damn you are slow…"
"Nuh- Uh! I wouldn't be slow if I wasn't so drowsy? What the heck did you drug me with?!"
"Nytequel! What else?"
"Ack…"
"Well, anyways, time for up, up, up… " She pressed a button, all red and shiny, hehe, shiny, and Cath was literally ejected from the table and thrown across the room, into a wall next to a mirror. "Whoops… still needs some work. Ack! Someone was playing with the controls! Wanna do that again?"
"Uh, no… I'll pass," Cath groaned. She got up and looked at herself in the mirror! She screamed!
Cleckmoon was grinning herself, she looked pleased as she thought she heard her scream a scream of terror. When in fact:
"I LOOK SO KAWAII!!!!!!!"
Cleckmoon, dropped to the floor, anime style, that was a change of events. Her bad deed turned good. What else could go wrong?
"Actually, nothing else can go wrong… it's the end of the fic." Cath said.
"Well, you aren't known as "Cath" anymore. Now you are… hmmm, BUNNIEGUNNIEZ!"
"Cool, BunnieGunniez, BunGunz, I like!"
"Ack! Here comes the sign! DUCK AND COVER!" The both dodge the:
THE END
Sign. "Alright, BunnieGunniez… you need work on your writing skill before we die here."
"I can't hear you, the credit music is rolling!"
"What credit music…? HEY!"
BunnieGunniez left the building to run amuck on townsville… whoops… wrong story!
Disclaimer: I don't own Cleckmoon, she owns herself, and whatever she owns, and some copyright to my new name. Her friends belong to themselves, I basically used them without permission just to say that I am no longer gonna be known as "Cath" on FF.Net. **sighs** Long disclaimer to my liking, I don't own Nytequel, I don't own Townsville… uhh, I think that's it. Oh well. If I forgot anything, you got the point.
A/N: Okay, okay, Pointless, I know. But it was just something that came to my mind around 10pm on Monday. I gots my new name and decided to use this instead of "Cath" because I'm me! Yes, me, the annoying never ending the chatter ME! Well, Laters… Expect more stuffs from me, because I have A LOT of ideas, but so lil time, so who knows. Laters.
By: BunnieGunniez
Cath, the authoress of "Don't ask! An HP, SM, and DBZ crossover", "Carp and Tuna" and "Trouble just around the Corner" was strolling through a park, thinking of some new ideas to write and share to her fans. (LOL, we can all laugh at that, huh? What fans, I wonder?)
Something caught her eye… What was it? Was it a bird? No, it was too low for that. A wolf? Honestly, what are the chances of wolfs out here, in a park! Nowhere close to a zoo, mind you. Ack! There it goes again! I should stop thinking all the time and actually concentrate on what I do… stupid, stupid brain!
Something fury wrapped around her waist from behind… Arms? Cath screamed, it was no use, another pair of hands strapped a piece of tape over her mouth! I'm gonna get drugged and rapped! AAAHHHHHH!
Oh no, what she saw come in front of her… it was a… a…
A HARE!!
The hare grinned an evil grin… It was hiding something behind it's back. With a bolt, her hands were with… Nothing! "Madga look!" it shouted, as it attempted a roundhouse kick at Cath. Cath couldn't tell if it worked, she was knocked unconscious.
When she awoke - Cath I mean - She was lying back down to a table. Strapped. Her head, somehow, hurt like hell… so she didn't bother to lift it and look around. Just up and the ceiling of stone… or wood… couldn't tell. "Hey," she whispered to no one in particular, if anyone at all, "Is that a Stalactite?"
"Well, well, well, I see you have finally woken up for your slumber. 'Bout time too, we couldn't wake you up for anything! Damn you are a heavy sleeper!" a voice said. "Well, since we didn't feel like waiting to wake you up for your answered, we just went ahead and did it."
"Did what," Cath asked, "What did you do?"
She was looking at some near-by test tubes. "Oh, by the way, I'm Cleckmoon. Me and my friends kid-napped you…"
"Well that's friggin' obvious!"
"Let me finish! Jeeze… anyhoos, then we turned you into a bunnie." She told this all calmly, except the beginning of the sentence, well, duh.
"What the heck are you saying?" Just then she realized that a hare was talking to her, "Holy crap!"
"Finally notice? Damn you are slow…"
"Nuh- Uh! I wouldn't be slow if I wasn't so drowsy? What the heck did you drug me with?!"
"Nytequel! What else?"
"Ack…"
"Well, anyways, time for up, up, up… " She pressed a button, all red and shiny, hehe, shiny, and Cath was literally ejected from the table and thrown across the room, into a wall next to a mirror. "Whoops… still needs some work. Ack! Someone was playing with the controls! Wanna do that again?"
"Uh, no… I'll pass," Cath groaned. She got up and looked at herself in the mirror! She screamed!
Cleckmoon was grinning herself, she looked pleased as she thought she heard her scream a scream of terror. When in fact:
"I LOOK SO KAWAII!!!!!!!"
Cleckmoon, dropped to the floor, anime style, that was a change of events. Her bad deed turned good. What else could go wrong?
"Actually, nothing else can go wrong… it's the end of the fic." Cath said.
"Well, you aren't known as "Cath" anymore. Now you are… hmmm, BUNNIEGUNNIEZ!"
"Cool, BunnieGunniez, BunGunz, I like!"
"Ack! Here comes the sign! DUCK AND COVER!" The both dodge the:
THE END
Sign. "Alright, BunnieGunniez… you need work on your writing skill before we die here."
"I can't hear you, the credit music is rolling!"
"What credit music…? HEY!"
BunnieGunniez left the building to run amuck on townsville… whoops… wrong story!
Disclaimer: I don't own Cleckmoon, she owns herself, and whatever she owns, and some copyright to my new name. Her friends belong to themselves, I basically used them without permission just to say that I am no longer gonna be known as "Cath" on FF.Net. **sighs** Long disclaimer to my liking, I don't own Nytequel, I don't own Townsville… uhh, I think that's it. Oh well. If I forgot anything, you got the point.
A/N: Okay, okay, Pointless, I know. But it was just something that came to my mind around 10pm on Monday. I gots my new name and decided to use this instead of "Cath" because I'm me! Yes, me, the annoying never ending the chatter ME! Well, Laters… Expect more stuffs from me, because I have A LOT of ideas, but so lil time, so who knows. Laters.