Take Me Out of the Ball Game 3/?
Disclaimer in Prologue
As Miss Parker and Debbie walked around the stadium in search of a both a bathroom with out a line and a concession stand with carbonated soda; something caught Debbie's eye.
"Miss Parker, look at that. Do you think Daddy would get me one of those?" The thing that Debbie was pointing at was a small stuff Bird, the official mascot of the Orioles. "It is so cute, Daddy said that I could have anything I wanted and I want that. I bet Daddy would pay you back for it...Please??"
"Okay Debbie...Hey you, Chick can you help us here" Miss Parker attempted to get the concession clerk's attention. "Would you put down the phone and help us here?"
"Justin, yeah I'll call you back, got an irate customer. Hello Ma'am what can I help you with" The concessionaire put down her cell phone and acted like Parker had just then come up to the counter.
"Finally, okay ...Aimee...I would like to buy that Bird right there. The medium size one." After getting a glance at the girl's nametag Parker was back in control.
"That one, it is 12 dollars. Will that be all Ma'am? Cash check or charge, and we only take instate checks."
"Fine I will pay by my card. Debbie do you want anything else?"
"Well I do like that shirt and the scrunchie is cool, and oh I like that cap."
"Broots you owe me big time" Parker muttered under her breath "Anything else kiddo?"
"Can I get daddy a pennant, oh and I would like to get Mr. Sydney a mug."
"Sure kid. Could you please bag it all, or would that be too complicated for you?"
"No ma'am, I'll just bag it right this minute." * God I need to get a new job *
After Miss Parker and Debbie left to find the sought after carbonated drink, Broots glanced through the Player's Guide that he had been given when show to his seat.
"Oh my god, Sydney look at this, right here in the line-up. Jarod is...is...he's the MASCOT?"
"Mr. Broots are you sure about this? I don't want to get Parker's hopes up if you are wrong."
"Sydney look right here "Jarod Cards, is filling in for the regular mascot who as most of you know has been out of commission due to a set of unfortunate internal problems that have since been resolved. RJ Harris will be back for the next game." I am pretty sure that he's Jarod."
"But why would Jarod have us come to a ball game, especially if..."
"Why does your pet lab rat do anything Syd? To torment us that is why. Broots you owe me for all of Debbie's things. You have until the end of the month."
"But but but Miss Parker, today is the 28th."
"Then I hope your checkbook is balanced Broots. What fascinating topic were you discussing as I arrived Syd?"
"Well Parker, it would seem that Jarod is filling in for the regular mascot tonight."
"Then why are we sitting here Sydney? Broots stay here with Debbie, I think it is time for me to go unmask our Pretender."
Disclaimer in Prologue
As Miss Parker and Debbie walked around the stadium in search of a both a bathroom with out a line and a concession stand with carbonated soda; something caught Debbie's eye.
"Miss Parker, look at that. Do you think Daddy would get me one of those?" The thing that Debbie was pointing at was a small stuff Bird, the official mascot of the Orioles. "It is so cute, Daddy said that I could have anything I wanted and I want that. I bet Daddy would pay you back for it...Please??"
"Okay Debbie...Hey you, Chick can you help us here" Miss Parker attempted to get the concession clerk's attention. "Would you put down the phone and help us here?"
"Justin, yeah I'll call you back, got an irate customer. Hello Ma'am what can I help you with" The concessionaire put down her cell phone and acted like Parker had just then come up to the counter.
"Finally, okay ...Aimee...I would like to buy that Bird right there. The medium size one." After getting a glance at the girl's nametag Parker was back in control.
"That one, it is 12 dollars. Will that be all Ma'am? Cash check or charge, and we only take instate checks."
"Fine I will pay by my card. Debbie do you want anything else?"
"Well I do like that shirt and the scrunchie is cool, and oh I like that cap."
"Broots you owe me big time" Parker muttered under her breath "Anything else kiddo?"
"Can I get daddy a pennant, oh and I would like to get Mr. Sydney a mug."
"Sure kid. Could you please bag it all, or would that be too complicated for you?"
"No ma'am, I'll just bag it right this minute." * God I need to get a new job *
After Miss Parker and Debbie left to find the sought after carbonated drink, Broots glanced through the Player's Guide that he had been given when show to his seat.
"Oh my god, Sydney look at this, right here in the line-up. Jarod is...is...he's the MASCOT?"
"Mr. Broots are you sure about this? I don't want to get Parker's hopes up if you are wrong."
"Sydney look right here "Jarod Cards, is filling in for the regular mascot who as most of you know has been out of commission due to a set of unfortunate internal problems that have since been resolved. RJ Harris will be back for the next game." I am pretty sure that he's Jarod."
"But why would Jarod have us come to a ball game, especially if..."
"Why does your pet lab rat do anything Syd? To torment us that is why. Broots you owe me for all of Debbie's things. You have until the end of the month."
"But but but Miss Parker, today is the 28th."
"Then I hope your checkbook is balanced Broots. What fascinating topic were you discussing as I arrived Syd?"
"Well Parker, it would seem that Jarod is filling in for the regular mascot tonight."
"Then why are we sitting here Sydney? Broots stay here with Debbie, I think it is time for me to go unmask our Pretender."