Ok, here is part 2. If you haven't read part 1 yet you probably should before you read this completely insane story. The story so far- its challenge harry and Voldie is the contestant who is obsessed with shoes and Harry's supermodel girlfriend fancies him but Voldie has had a sex change so now Ron wants to go out with Voldie and Hermione is really upset.
Harry Potter Presents SM:TV Live Part 2-
DumbledorE comes in.
Dumbledor: Voldermort, what are you doing here? I shall have to stop you from killing Harry, but I do want you to be around for my first live singing performance in CD:UK later. * looks at the camera * yes everyone, my first singing performance here today at 12:00, you don't want to miss it! … Now how shall we sort this out.
Dumbly looks around.
Hermione looks close to tears and is being comforted by Harry's girlfriend who has just broken up with him. Harry is being comforted by Voldie who is giving Harry a cup of coffee and a piece of cake. Ron is trying to get back together with Hermione but spots a Veela backstage and runs off to tell her how he has invented the first banana smelling shoes.
Dumbledore smiles
Dumbledore: Right, well I don't think we can finish Challenge Harry so I think I should win. I've won a banana holder and four banans, I can wait to tell my wife whos called Gorilla and is actually a monkey. Oh yes.
Dumbledore starts daydreaming then snaps out of it.
Dumbledore: Here is the break, join us in a few minutes for Ron Says!
Comercial Break
Corny voice -Are you fed up with cleaning the house?
Pic of Mrs. Weasley comes up nodding
Corny voice - Do wish you had someone to do all your work? Of course you do. Well if you buy a craftmatic ajustible bed today we will give you a FREE! Wonder pillow. This may not help with your cleaning but it will keep you up all night to do chores as it is so lumpy and uncomfortable! Call 12345678 now for your expensive and useless bed and taky wonderpillow!
Next Advert -
Girl dressed in pink clothes - If you don't want it swap it! Come to swap- it- shop now! We take all you belonging, pretend to swap them but keep them for ourselfs! ( if you have Trouble you will understand by I HATE swapitshop adverts. They are on like twice every break! Oh and I know this prob isnt as gd a the last one, I'm gonna try and make it more funny now)
SM:TV Live comes back on!
Herm: And now its time for Ron Says!
Ron: Hello, yes hello Ron fans, I know how many of you there are out there. * cheesy smile and wink * Now I know so many of you have problems, I cant quite understand what it is like to have a problem but never mind, I sympathis, really I do. * sounding rather like gildroy lockhart *
Harry walks over with piece of parchement.
Ron: Ah now here is a letter from needy Dean Thomas who attends Hogwarts School. He says 'To the Brilliant and extrodinarily talented Ron,
I have a problem, at school I can never find a date for the dances and balls, I just don't know how to ask a girl out? Please help me!
Well Dean, you have a real problem. Now when I was at school all the girls would be crowding round me, begging for me to go with them. Yes, when I say begging I mean begging. They would give me chocolates and brooms just wishing they could go with me…..
Camera turns to Harry and we can now here his thought
Harry: Ron? Getting a date? Yeah right, the only reason Ron got brooms was because girls used them to get him away from them. If only they knew the truth… if only!
Flashback to when Ron was at school-
McGonagall: There will be a school Dance held next Friday in the great Hall. All students may attend from years 4 and upwards.
Ron is a chubby boy with food stains all down his robes and rotten banana skins for shoes with dirty red hair and a fringe covering his eyes.
Ron: Ah great, loads of girls are gonna ask me this time, I know it! But I'm gonna ask Fleur Delacor the exchange student, I bet she's just waiting for me to ask her. Here it goes…
Ron walks up to Fleur
Ron: umm… excuse me, Fleur will you go to the dance with me cause I'm just soo sexy I am.
Fleur screams : Arrggghhh dere is a monster in the castle 'elp me, 'elp me!
Ron: No Fleur its just me, Sexy Ronald!
Big guy in his 7th yr: Get away from her you rodent!
Ron walks off and bumps in to Hermione.
Ron: Hahahaha! Its Herm the Worm who can't find a date. Hah Hah hah!
Hermione: No Ronald, don't be so mean. I'm from Birmingham. Don't you like girls from Biiiiiirmingham? * Hermione shows off her big front teeth *
Ron: HAHAHAHA! I don't like worms from um…Smellingham! Hahaha! I'm so funny!
Hermione: No you are not Ronald, your not funny. And anyway I am going with someone to the ball.
Ron: You! No way, who would go with Herm the Worm?
Hermione: Don't call me that Ronald, or I'll tell Harry.
Ron: Harry who?
Herm: Harry, my date to the dance.
The ground starts shaking and Harry walks in rather larger than normal eating a cake or two or three.
Ron: Hah hah hah! It s Harry. He is so big the ground shake when he burps.
Herm: Don't be mean Ronald.
Ron: I don't like being nice to Worms and ..and ..and elephants!
Harry in a very high voice: Ronald, don't be mean about my size! And don't call Hermione a worm. She may be a bookworm but she is very nice and not a worm.
Harry and Hermione walk off leaving Ron by himself.
Ron: Oh, no one will go with me, not even Herm the Worm. Never mind, I 'm sure there is someone in this school who finds me irrisistable!
Ron runs off and girls screams can be heard from his direction.
Back to the studio:
Ron: So I used to have to have a rota so all the girls could go with me. They had to have dances every night just for me so I could fit everyone in. I was always the king of the Dance. Anyway I hope that has answered all your questions Dean Thomas. Join me next week for more Ron Says * chessy smile and wink *
Hermione : And now its time for a comercial break but we'll be back with Chums if there are enough reviews! (hint hint!)
Okay,so any of you who thought I wasn't insane before probably now do! So Chums I'll do prob if I get reviews. Cya when I cya (except I will probably never ever c ne of you people ever! Or maybe I'm watching you right now. Yes I can c what your doing. I think you are on the internet on a computer. I feel a bit like Proffesor Trewelewny, maybe I should stop now. Oh yeah Disclaimer: jkr owns the character, ITV OWNS sm:tv including dec says and channelge harry or ant.
Now I'm off to watch the wonderful Charmed and say hello to The Power of Three, yipee! Ah, if only I could freeze time….