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Dragonball Haikus
By: Kelly

Disclaimer and Authors Notes:
 I just thought this up and I knew Tamen would have a cow, so here it is. I would also like to say that I do not own Dragonball. I will also do them on request.

Goku is naive
His real name is Kakarot
A Super Saiyan

He is very strong
Gohan beat up Perfect Cell
Mr. Satan lied

Bardock fought Frieza
He is Kakarot's father
He was a psychic

Goten's friend is Trunks
He missed the trip to Outer Space
Is Gohan's brother

He has pointy hair
Vegeta has two children
Is power-hungry

Trunks trained with Gohan
Got a sword from Tapion
Is from the future

Is Vegeta's son
Trunks went to space with Goku
His friend is Goten

She married Goku
Chi-Chi makes Gohan study
She beats up Ox-King

Bulma's a genius
She has kids with Vegeta
Has a big, loud mouth

He is a player
Yamcha got dumped by Bulma
Plays baseball and fights

Is a short, bald man
Has six dots on his forehead
Krillin has no nose

Tien has three eyes
Is guardian to Chautzu
He is also bald

He looks like a clown
Chautzu is an emperor
Has a high pitched voice

Piccolo is green
He united with Kami
He is from Namek

He is a pervert
Master Roshi reads hentai
Trained chibi-Goku

She is an android
18 has a twin brother
She marries Krillin

Videl loves Gohan
She's Mr. Satan's daughter
She learns how to fly

Wears orange bandana
She is one-quarter Saiyan
Pan is Gohan's kid

Vegeta's daughter
She takes her father shopping
Copy of Bulma

She has blonde pigtails
Marron is Krillin's daughter
She has blue eyes, too