Here is part 3 of SM:TV Live, it does not have that much 2 do with the other parts but u should definitely read then first. Hope ya like it!
Herm: And now here is Chums!
Lots of cheering!
Theme tune comes up with Harry, Hermione and Ron hitting each other on the heads with umbrellas. Jumping about etc.
'Never thought that comedy could ever be this way!
Ever week a different show, yet turn out all the same!
We'll be Chums forevver!
Forever
We will be Chums!'
Corny theme tune ends
Herm: Chums is filmed before we have time to think up a good plot.
Ron and Harry are siting in the Chums living room.
Ron: Ah, Harry, I'm so glad we changed our minds about become spades for the rest of our lives.
Harry: er… Ron, when did we ever even consider becoming spades?
Ron: Oops, that was just one of my dreams again. I had a nice one last night, I was sand at a beach, lots of little grains of sand…..
Harry: Hermione! Ron has gone insane again, should I call the mental hospital?
Hermione walks out of the door that seems to lead to all of the bedrooms, the loo, the kitchen (even though its painted on the wall)etc…
Hermione: Erm, no, lets just put him to sleep. Lift a pink sledge hammer and stufts it into Rons mouth
Them hits him on the head.
Snores erupt from Ron's large frekaly (I cant spell) nose.
Knock Knock.
Hermione: Who could that be?
Walks over and opens the door.
Herm: Its Draco Malfoy!
Malfoy: Hello you sad freaks, is this where you live now? HAHAHAHAhahahahhaha!hhhuhuhuhuh
uhu.
Malfoy's laughs turn into tears.
Malfoy: You are so lucky!This is heaven compaired to where I live! I live in a pig sty, literally, Voldie was not to please when I stuck that muggle pencil up his nose and he could not get it out...
Bows down his head
Harry: Malfoy, what are you doing here? You can't come and live with us if that's what you want.
Ron starts mubbling in his sleep and everyone turns to look at him.
Ron: Me and Hermione all alone in the flat, I think, yes, I think I'm going to kiss her, here goes. Ding Dong oh no there is someone at the door and I cant kiss my beloved Hermione.
Harry and Malfoy look at Hermione who is blushing a deep red.
Hermione: Maybe now would be a good time to call the mental hospital eh?
Harry : Er right. Anyway, Malfoy, what are you doing here?
Malfoy: I have something to tell you Harry, you are my father.
Harry : What, but you are older than me!
Malfoy: No, I am a ver intelligent six year old and I have come to find my mother.* turns to Hermione* Hello mother.
Ron wakes from his sleep: What!!!!!!!!!!!! Hermione is this true?
Harry : Hang on a second, Malfoy, you've got the script all wrong, its meant to be Voldermort telling me he is my father, not me being your father.
Malfoy: Really? Oh well, bye dad!
Walks out of the door
Harry: I'm not your dad!
Voldermort: But I'm yours Harry.
Harry looks at a camera above his head
Harry: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Camera comes down and hits Harry on the head.
Harry : ouch. But Voldermort, you cant be my dad, I rather have anyone else as my dad, even Snape!
Snape apparates in.
Snape: Its your lucky day Potter. I am really your dad.
Harry : nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Camera hits him on the head again
Dumbledore walks in licking a lolly pop.
Dumbledore: mmm, this is yummy, yum yum yum! Oh, whats going on here? Shtop Shtop, this episode is not ready,( this is off a beer advert with the broken fridge, the beer is brewed for longer for a better tatse with the guy from holland) What is Snaoe actually doing here so soon? Harry needs to get over the shock of Voldermort being his dad and then have the twist…
Ron: er Dumbledore, we only have so much time in each episode before freezeframe
- *freeze frame * dum dum dum!
' Who is Harry's real dad? Is Harry Malfoy's father or not? Find out next week on Chums!'
James Potter walks in the door
James: Oh sorry am I interupting something?
Harry : Dad! You are suppose to be dead!
Dumbledore: Harry, don't you remember I once told that ones we love who are dead never really leave us? Well, I meant it quite literally.
James: There is something, I have to tell Harry, its about who your father is…
Ron: Yes, it is I, I am Harry's father
Hermione : Now I'm really calling the mental hospital.
Ron: Ok, I was joking.
James: Harry your father is…
Freeze frame no.2
Dum dum dum
Who is Harry dad?
Never find out again on Chums!
Theme tune comes up and ends.
Dumbledore jumps in front of the camera: Joins us after the break for CD:UK, my first live performance!
Mmmm, right. So that was the end of my SM:TV Live thingy. I'm not sure it was as gd as the others but hidily ho hey! I'm thinking of doing CD:UK, Dumbledore yodiloing, Snape having a duet with Siruis, Goyle, Crabbe, Malfoy, Fred and George in a boy band…. But only if I get enough reviews(hint hint!)
Disclaimer – JKR owns all character, I own the plot and the cd.uk stuff at the end and ITV own chums and SM:TV Live. Oh and that beer company own the advert thingy.