Disclaimer: Ah, I did it! I finished…almost 12pm, though…heh ^_^;;;;
Muppet Christmas Carol:
Gundam Style!!
MLT: Ok, ok! We gotta get this done!
Rei: Yah! Hurry people!!
(Heero runs in to place and so does Duo)
Heero: You there! (Points at Duo from window)
Duo: What me? Um, that is, What me, sir?
Heero: What's today?
Duo: Pardon?
Heero: What is today my fine fellow?
Duo: Today? Why its Christmas day!
Heero: Do you know the poultry shop on the next street?
Duo: Yes, sir I do!
Heero: An intelligent lad, a remarkable lad!
Duo: Aw, well…
Heero: Do you know whether the prize turkey has been sold?
Duo: The one twice as big as me? It's still there!
Heero: Go and buy it!
Duo: Be serious!
Heero: I am being serious! Buy it and I'll give you a shilling! No, I'll give you five shillings!
Duo: (catches money) WOW!!! (Scrambles away, running over Mariemeia in the process)
Heero: I'll take it to Bob Cratchits, It's twice the size of Tiny Tim!!
Mariemeia: And a moment later, dressed in his finest, Scrooge left to wish everyone a merry Christmas…
MLT: (Runs up onstage)
Mariemeia: And soon encountered two familiar faces.
MLT: M-m-mister Scrooge!!
Heero: Where's Katie?
MLT: Uh, best not to ask…
Katie: (screaming from whom knows where) I'LL TEACH YOU TO THROW KNIVES AT ME!!!
Heero: I see…Um, about that donation, put me down for (whispers)
MLT: *gasp* That *much* sir?
Heero: Not a penny less! A great many back payments are included I assure you!
Duo: (stumbles up with a huge turkey) Here's your turkey Mr. Scrooge!
Heero: Follow me! (Looks at script) More singing?!
Rei: Skip it! We don't have time!!
Heero: (Shrugs and walks around the stage handing out presents. He walks in to the workshop and puts a basket of coal on each desk. Then walks up to the Cratchits and knocks. Everyone else scatters)
Heero: Bob Cratchit!! (Knocks harder)
Milliardo: (opens door) M-mister Scrooge! (Suppose to look up at him, but being too tall, has to look down)
Heero: You sir were not at work this morning as we had discussed.
Milliardo: B-but we did discuss it! You gave me the day off!
Heero: I? I, Ebenezer Scrooge?! Would I do a thing like that?
Wufei: (runs out) I have ad my fill of you, Mr. Scrooge!
Heero: And therefore Bob Cratchit…
Wufei: And therefore you can leave this house at once!
Heero: And I'm about to raise your salary!
Wufei: And I'm about to raise you right off the pavement! Pardon?
Milliardo: Pardon?
Heero: Yes, Bob. Raise your salary and pay your mortgage on this house
Wufei: Ah, heh heh…
Milliardo: Please come in…
Heero: Will you join us on this special day for a little turkey dinner?
Duo: (stumbles in with turkey and knocks over Hilde, Quatre, Noin, and Dorothy in the process.) Heh, oops…
(Everyone comes in)
Wufei: (in narrator's outfit. His hair is back how it should be except for the small fact that curls are sticking out all over the place) And Scrooge was better than his word!
Mariemeia: And Tiny Tim?
Wufei: And Tiny Tim…Who did *not* die-
Mariemeia: Aw, isn't that swell?
Wufei: To Tiny Tim Scrooge became a second father!
(Inside Heero, with much difficulty and help from Milliardo, Lifts Quatre on to the table)
Quatre: God Bless us. Everyone!
All: The love we found, The love we found. We carry with us so we're never quite alone.
(Camera pulls away to the rooftops and credits roll)
Loa: Yah! We're done! And before midnight too!
Rei: (looks at clock) By 6 min.
MLT: Hope y'all enjoyed this fic!! Bye!! (Everyone waves)
Muppet Christmas Carol:
Gundam Style!!
MLT: Ok, ok! We gotta get this done!
Rei: Yah! Hurry people!!
(Heero runs in to place and so does Duo)
Heero: You there! (Points at Duo from window)
Duo: What me? Um, that is, What me, sir?
Heero: What's today?
Duo: Pardon?
Heero: What is today my fine fellow?
Duo: Today? Why its Christmas day!
Heero: Do you know the poultry shop on the next street?
Duo: Yes, sir I do!
Heero: An intelligent lad, a remarkable lad!
Duo: Aw, well…
Heero: Do you know whether the prize turkey has been sold?
Duo: The one twice as big as me? It's still there!
Heero: Go and buy it!
Duo: Be serious!
Heero: I am being serious! Buy it and I'll give you a shilling! No, I'll give you five shillings!
Duo: (catches money) WOW!!! (Scrambles away, running over Mariemeia in the process)
Heero: I'll take it to Bob Cratchits, It's twice the size of Tiny Tim!!
Mariemeia: And a moment later, dressed in his finest, Scrooge left to wish everyone a merry Christmas…
MLT: (Runs up onstage)
Mariemeia: And soon encountered two familiar faces.
MLT: M-m-mister Scrooge!!
Heero: Where's Katie?
MLT: Uh, best not to ask…
Katie: (screaming from whom knows where) I'LL TEACH YOU TO THROW KNIVES AT ME!!!
Heero: I see…Um, about that donation, put me down for (whispers)
MLT: *gasp* That *much* sir?
Heero: Not a penny less! A great many back payments are included I assure you!
Duo: (stumbles up with a huge turkey) Here's your turkey Mr. Scrooge!
Heero: Follow me! (Looks at script) More singing?!
Rei: Skip it! We don't have time!!
Heero: (Shrugs and walks around the stage handing out presents. He walks in to the workshop and puts a basket of coal on each desk. Then walks up to the Cratchits and knocks. Everyone else scatters)
Heero: Bob Cratchit!! (Knocks harder)
Milliardo: (opens door) M-mister Scrooge! (Suppose to look up at him, but being too tall, has to look down)
Heero: You sir were not at work this morning as we had discussed.
Milliardo: B-but we did discuss it! You gave me the day off!
Heero: I? I, Ebenezer Scrooge?! Would I do a thing like that?
Wufei: (runs out) I have ad my fill of you, Mr. Scrooge!
Heero: And therefore Bob Cratchit…
Wufei: And therefore you can leave this house at once!
Heero: And I'm about to raise your salary!
Wufei: And I'm about to raise you right off the pavement! Pardon?
Milliardo: Pardon?
Heero: Yes, Bob. Raise your salary and pay your mortgage on this house
Wufei: Ah, heh heh…
Milliardo: Please come in…
Heero: Will you join us on this special day for a little turkey dinner?
Duo: (stumbles in with turkey and knocks over Hilde, Quatre, Noin, and Dorothy in the process.) Heh, oops…
(Everyone comes in)
Wufei: (in narrator's outfit. His hair is back how it should be except for the small fact that curls are sticking out all over the place) And Scrooge was better than his word!
Mariemeia: And Tiny Tim?
Wufei: And Tiny Tim…Who did *not* die-
Mariemeia: Aw, isn't that swell?
Wufei: To Tiny Tim Scrooge became a second father!
(Inside Heero, with much difficulty and help from Milliardo, Lifts Quatre on to the table)
Quatre: God Bless us. Everyone!
All: The love we found, The love we found. We carry with us so we're never quite alone.
(Camera pulls away to the rooftops and credits roll)
Loa: Yah! We're done! And before midnight too!
Rei: (looks at clock) By 6 min.
MLT: Hope y'all enjoyed this fic!! Bye!! (Everyone waves)