Ken and the Penguin
Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon. Toei does.
On June 1st, there were no missions in the digiworld to accomplish so all the new digidestined decided to hang out at Cody's house since it had a pool. All the new digidestined except for Kari brought refreshments. TK brought potato chips. Yolei brought a whole bunch of junk food. Davis brought soda and Ken brought alcohol. Cody didn't need to bring anything because it was his house.
"Anybody want some booze before I drink it all?" Asked Ken.
"No, that's okay, Ken. You go ahead and drink it all." Davis said.
"Suit yourself. More buzz for me." Ken said and grabbed a beer. After half an hour he had drank thirty beers. Ken looked across the pool and saw a purple penguin.
"It's too hot for penguins to be here. I'll take it back to the south pole." Ken said. He began to chase the imaginary penguin.
"Come back mister penguin! I won't hurt you. I just want to take you back to the south pole." Ken said as he chased the penguin.
"Did he just say penguin?" TK asked.
"I think so. I wonder what he means." Cody said.
Meanwhile, Ken was still chasing mister penguin. He briefly lost sight of the penguin but he noticed him trying to get into Cody's house.
"Don't run away. I'm not a bad guy." Ken said and chased the penguin into the house. He ran by Cody's mom and sent her spinning yelling 'penguin' the whole time.
"Cody has some really strange friends." Cody's mom thought aloud.
Meanwhile, Ken was still chasing mister penguin. He chased him into the kendo dojo.
"You come to learn kendo, yes?" Cody's scary grandfather asked.
"Nooo. Have you seen a strange purple penguin anywhere around here?" Ken asked.
"Oh. You mean Bobby. He's my friend. We met years ago when I drank too much sake. You're the first person other than me to see Bobby." Cody's grandfather said and pointed at Bobby who was happily sucking on a pouch of prune juice.
"But it's too hot for a penguin to be out here. He should be back at the south pole." Ken argued.
"Yes but Bobby seems to enjoy it up here. Come drink prune juice with me and Bobby." Cody's grandfather said and tossed Ken a package of prune juice. Ken sat down in between Cody's grandfather and Bobby the purple penguin. He sat there happily drinking prune juice until he passed and died from alcohol poisoning.