Alrighty, here's my next part...I think I'll only go up to five, maybe even less. Anyway, I'm pretty sugar high from that 4-way tug 'o war in gym today...*snickers* I made some kid mad at me too. (You know who you are!) And uh, beware the swearing. So, ENJOY!!
Disclaimer: see chapter 1 + 2
Thanksgiving part 3
Quatre: Umm, just serve water.
Duo: Water?! I want some vodka!!
Quatre: Weeellll.....
Duo: Pleeeeaaassseeee???
Hilde: (gives Quatre a look that says: "That's *not* a good idea!")
Quatre: Ummm....
Duo: **innocent eyes** I wouldn't drink a *whole* lot.
Dorothy: a "whole lot" would make you drunk.
M3: Aw, heck! Everyone have some!
Duo: Yay!!
Sally: I think I'll go find Wufei. (Gets up from the table and walks quickly away)
Dorothy: Maybe I'll help Miss..... Miss...umm, that girl who's fixing the doorbell. (Runs off.)
Catherine and Relena: Wait up!! (They run after her)
M3: **shrugs** Ok. (Pours everyone a glass of vodka.)
Duo: **snatches bottle** Thank You! (Finishes off bottle)
All: **sweatdrop**
Heero: You're an idiot, Quatre.
Duo: Heeey Trowa!! Waaaassssuuuppp???? (Duo has a little blush thingy across his nose [AN: this is just a way to show he's drunk] Trowa, who is now sitting next to him, backs away. Loa and Katie appear)
Loa: Hi.
Hilde: You guys are done fighting?
Katie: Nah, we just got hungry.
Loa: Can we have some food? (Sees Duo) Whats wrong with him?
Quatre: I-uh....
Heero: He's drunk.
Katie: (pauses) Let's cut off his braid!!
Duo: Huuuuhhh?? Come-on....ssthit down!!! Have a driiink!!
Loa: Uh, its been done too much... MLT!! GET UP HERE!!! (Backing away from Duo)
MLT: (appears) Yes? What the-?!
Trowa: He had a bottle of vodka.
MLT: VODKA?!?! *Who* gave *him* VODKA?!
Quatre: Uhh, I did...
MLT: **smacks a hand to her forehead**
Loa: **taps her on the shoulder** We got a problem...
MLT: (looks up. There's no Duo sitting at the table) Uh oh... back up people...
Katie: Why? He's gone.
All: He's gone chibi.
Katie: But, chibi's are cu- AHHH!!!! (A chibi Duo is clinging to her ankle) GET IT OFF!!!!!
Loa: Not cute when they've had vodka...
MLT: 'Specially if its Duo. [sorry duo fans!]
Katie: (kicks off chibi duo and it flies toward MLT)
MLT: Ack!!! Evilness!!! (hits it with a 2x4 while its still flying through the air. It hits the wall, making a duo-imprint.)
Loa: Is it gone?
MLT: Unfortunately...nuh uh. (Tosses a baseball cap to Loa and Katie, keeping a floppy one for herself. They say "Chibi-ridders" [you know, like rid (ex. "To get rid of") with an "er" on the end? Not riders. Rid-ers. Got it?])
Katie: (bends hat then puts it on. Loa does the same.) So, what do we do?
Loa: Beware the glomp.
Chibi Duo: I wanna have some vodka!! (Looking up at Loa with puppy dog eyes)
Loa: Hey!! That's my creation! (Hits him with a giant hammer)
Hilde: Is this a bad time to be here?
MLT: **nods** (Hilde leaves)
Katie: (hits chibi through the window)
Quatre: My window!!! (Turns chibi and starts crying)
Katie: 'nother one!
(From outside you hear shouting)
Wufei: What the hell?!
Chibi Duo: Vodka?
Wufei: Shut up, Maxwell!
Chibi Duo: VODKA!!!!
Wufei: I don't have *any* vodka.
Chibi Duo: No vodka?! *You* shall perish!
Katie: (leaning out of window) That's *my* line you stupid hentai!!!
Trowa: ...Guys....*Help*!! (The chibi Quatre is glomping on to him)
(The three turn and all muffle a laugh)
Chibi Wufei: (jumps in the window.) I'll teach you for making me rake leaves! (Pulls out sword. MLT simply pushes him out the window again)
Arrgh!!! More writers block! Oh, well. R+R please!!
Disclaimer: see chapter 1 + 2
Thanksgiving part 3
Quatre: Umm, just serve water.
Duo: Water?! I want some vodka!!
Quatre: Weeellll.....
Duo: Pleeeeaaassseeee???
Hilde: (gives Quatre a look that says: "That's *not* a good idea!")
Quatre: Ummm....
Duo: **innocent eyes** I wouldn't drink a *whole* lot.
Dorothy: a "whole lot" would make you drunk.
M3: Aw, heck! Everyone have some!
Duo: Yay!!
Sally: I think I'll go find Wufei. (Gets up from the table and walks quickly away)
Dorothy: Maybe I'll help Miss..... Miss...umm, that girl who's fixing the doorbell. (Runs off.)
Catherine and Relena: Wait up!! (They run after her)
M3: **shrugs** Ok. (Pours everyone a glass of vodka.)
Duo: **snatches bottle** Thank You! (Finishes off bottle)
All: **sweatdrop**
Heero: You're an idiot, Quatre.
Duo: Heeey Trowa!! Waaaassssuuuppp???? (Duo has a little blush thingy across his nose [AN: this is just a way to show he's drunk] Trowa, who is now sitting next to him, backs away. Loa and Katie appear)
Loa: Hi.
Hilde: You guys are done fighting?
Katie: Nah, we just got hungry.
Loa: Can we have some food? (Sees Duo) Whats wrong with him?
Quatre: I-uh....
Heero: He's drunk.
Katie: (pauses) Let's cut off his braid!!
Duo: Huuuuhhh?? Come-on....ssthit down!!! Have a driiink!!
Loa: Uh, its been done too much... MLT!! GET UP HERE!!! (Backing away from Duo)
MLT: (appears) Yes? What the-?!
Trowa: He had a bottle of vodka.
MLT: VODKA?!?! *Who* gave *him* VODKA?!
Quatre: Uhh, I did...
MLT: **smacks a hand to her forehead**
Loa: **taps her on the shoulder** We got a problem...
MLT: (looks up. There's no Duo sitting at the table) Uh oh... back up people...
Katie: Why? He's gone.
All: He's gone chibi.
Katie: But, chibi's are cu- AHHH!!!! (A chibi Duo is clinging to her ankle) GET IT OFF!!!!!
Loa: Not cute when they've had vodka...
MLT: 'Specially if its Duo. [sorry duo fans!]
Katie: (kicks off chibi duo and it flies toward MLT)
MLT: Ack!!! Evilness!!! (hits it with a 2x4 while its still flying through the air. It hits the wall, making a duo-imprint.)
Loa: Is it gone?
MLT: Unfortunately...nuh uh. (Tosses a baseball cap to Loa and Katie, keeping a floppy one for herself. They say "Chibi-ridders" [you know, like rid (ex. "To get rid of") with an "er" on the end? Not riders. Rid-ers. Got it?])
Katie: (bends hat then puts it on. Loa does the same.) So, what do we do?
Loa: Beware the glomp.
Chibi Duo: I wanna have some vodka!! (Looking up at Loa with puppy dog eyes)
Loa: Hey!! That's my creation! (Hits him with a giant hammer)
Hilde: Is this a bad time to be here?
MLT: **nods** (Hilde leaves)
Katie: (hits chibi through the window)
Quatre: My window!!! (Turns chibi and starts crying)
Katie: 'nother one!
(From outside you hear shouting)
Wufei: What the hell?!
Chibi Duo: Vodka?
Wufei: Shut up, Maxwell!
Chibi Duo: VODKA!!!!
Wufei: I don't have *any* vodka.
Chibi Duo: No vodka?! *You* shall perish!
Katie: (leaning out of window) That's *my* line you stupid hentai!!!
Trowa: ...Guys....*Help*!! (The chibi Quatre is glomping on to him)
(The three turn and all muffle a laugh)
Chibi Wufei: (jumps in the window.) I'll teach you for making me rake leaves! (Pulls out sword. MLT simply pushes him out the window again)
Arrgh!!! More writers block! Oh, well. R+R please!!