INSTANCES WHEN TRACY SHOULD HAVE BEEN KILLED
By PinkScyther

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Pokémon, if I did Tracy would have had one of these happen to him.

I'm obsessed with killing Tracy! I know that! So sue me. I've made a nice list of times in the TV series when I think he could have died! Yay!


~ My fave--death by Scyther in 'Tracy Gets Bugged'!

~ If only he'd fallen into the water when he was counting the Gyarados...

~ Instead of just saying "Ash? Is that you?" Brock could have come and stabbed him to death with a kitchen knife!

~ Why did Misty bother saving him in 'Stun Spore Detour'?

~ When he went sleepwalking that time, TR shoulda just let him walk off a cliff!

~ And it would have been so easy for him to fall off Lapras sometime and drown!

~ Especially in 'Viva Las Lapras!'--those Tentacruel looked pretty mean...

~ Remember when Gary's Nidoqueen came to their rescue? Those claws of hers could have slipped...

~ And what about that pink Rhydon on Pinkan Island?... I think Ash disturbed it on purpose, in the hopes it'd get Tracy--I would've!

~ Aww... if only Lapras had been feeling better when he found her... I know they're gentle, but I'm sure she'd make an exception...

~ 'Member how he and Misty were watching Ash in the Orange League? If only one of those nice powerful attacks had missed and got him instead!

~ The possibilities are endless in 'Pokémon The Movie 2000'. The Legendary Birds coulda hit him for one...

~ If only he'd fallen out of the boat and drowned at the start...

~ Or the other boat...

~ Especially if it'd been flying! If he didn't break his neck, he coulda gotten run over by it!

~ And what about when they were sliding down the wrecked... flying thingy. So easy just to fall straight off...

~ Meowth'd hate to be hit by their droppings? So'd he...

~ Even when everything was being put right... he coulda been drowned in the green stuff--then everything would be perfect!

~ Back to the eps... I was kinda hoping when he decided to go out in the storm after Nurse Joy and Chansey his boat'd be smashed into toothpicks!

~ That same ep, when they were underwater (my god that was a hideous sight)... Why'd that Dewgong grab Ash? Maybe it's aim was off...

~ Y'know how Ashes Tauros broke the fence way back in the first season? They shoulda saved their energy and smashed through Tracy!

~ Crystal Onix shoulda paid more attention to bashin' him up, not the Pokémon.

~ Or at the start of that ep, with all the broken glass on the floor? Imagine if he'd tripped over...

~ Snorlax... you missed some of the food on that island... although Tracy does look very unappetising... Still, Snorlax eat almost anything, don't they?

~ If only he'd fallen over while he was sketching some time... and been stabbed in the heart with that stupid freakin' pencil!


'Kay... If I've forgotten any, tell me in a review! MWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! If only Nintendo etc. had thought of all those... maybe they just couldn't decide on one.