An Final Fantasy VII Night!

Tifa: (lookes at the mess) Forget cleaning it! I'm way too tired! ( does the previous thing that the "dudes" did)

Marlene: Wee!!!!!!!!!

Barret: Marlene, time to go to sleep!

Marlene: But Sailor Moon ain't over, an' I'm not finished with my ice cream.

Barret: Then eat faster!

Marlene: (eats in a couple of seconds and rushes to bed, drops off plate along the way)

Cid: Fucking kids, to hard to handle

Barret: Donna go dissin' Marlene!

Cid: Shit man, I'm outa here! (runs into his bedroom)

Barret: Wuss! (walks to his room)

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Vincent: (sharing room with Cid) Please don't snore this time!

Cid: Well then don't talk in your sleep!

Vincent: I can't help it!

Cid: and neither can I!

Vincent: *glares*

Cid: *glares & sticks tongue out* That's what I thought!

Vincent: .......you suck........

Cid: Shut yer shity mouth up!

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Marlene: (bouncing on bed) Sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Barret: (comes in) Stop boucing on the bed!


Marlene: K!!!!!!!!! (jumps off bed and zooms around the room)

Barret: Marlene get in bed!

Marlene: K!!!!!!!!!!!!! (starts jumping on bed) Sugar High!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Barret: Why did you just start jumping on the bed again?!

Marlene: (stops jumping) cause you told me to get on the bed!!!

Barret: I said IN bed.

Marlene: OOOOOOOOooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! (sits on bed)

Barret: That's better *thinking* children can be so Fucking hard to deal with!

Marlene: Daddy?

Barret: Yeah!?

Marlene: I'M ON SUGAR HIGH WITH NO SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!


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Cait Sith: How come I have a feeling that Cid is gonna snore tonight-

Red: -and that Vincent will carry on a conversation in his sleep.....I know I know

Cait Sith: I can hear Marlene yelling.

Red: I'm sure everyone can

Cait Sith: True....HEY?!

Red: What?

Cait Sith: Isn't Sephiroth still here?!

Red: Oh my, I think so.

Cait Sith: Where's he gonna sleep?

Red: How much do I bet that he claims the couch?

Sephiroth: (from afar) I GET THE COUCH!!!!!!!!!

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Tifa: Yuffie, please don't steal any of my stuff tonight K?

Yuffie: maybe

Tifa: Please Yuffie, for your sake

Yuffie: What do you mean?

Tifa: I mean that Sephiroth is still here and is willing to kill anyone

Yuffie: You gotta point there

Tifa: So don't think think about it

Yuffie: FINE!!!!!!!

Tifa: Good!

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Cloud: I love having my own bedroom!

Sephiroth: And I love nothing

Cloud: Perfect!

Sephiroth: Right you are!

Cloud/Sephiroth: !!!!!!

Cloud: Hey!!!!!

Sephiroth: I'm supposed to hate you!

Cloud: Get outta my sight!

Sephiroth: You get outa here! I'm sleeping on the couch

Cloud: Really?! Oh......(runs off to his room)

(12 'o clock, midnight, witching hour....what ever you wanna call it)

Red: (Wakes up from a scream) Huh? He trots over to Cait Sith and wakes them up (please do remmeber that Cait Sith is a Moogle AND a cat)

Cait Sith: Wha? Huh?......what's that noise

(Both listen to really loud snoring and some mummbling from the next room)

Cait Sith: Cid's snoring again!

Red: And Vincent is talking in his sleep!

(Both tip-toe into Vincent and Cid's room. There laying half on and half off of his bed was a snoring Cid. On the other side of the room, in the lazy chair was a talking Vincent)

Vincent: ........Don't leave me..........

Cid: *SNORE* ugh................*SNORE*

Cait Sith: (Walks over to the lazy Cid and winks to Red) CID!!!!!!!! THIS IS GOD SPEAKING!!!!! YOUR SNORING SOUNDS LIKE A HERD OF ELEPHANTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Cid: AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! Huh!? ......

Vincent: (still asleep) ..........Lucrecia..............

Cid: What the FUCK!!!!! I'm going to strangle you till your shitly lives head towards hell!

Red: Wow! Vincent still is sleeping.

Cid: And he's talking! Geez, you almost gave me a fucking heart attack!!!!!

Red: Did you hear a scream?

Cid: NO!

Vincent: .......yeah......

Cait Sith: Wooo-coooooollll! He can even carry an actual conversation while sleeping!

Red: Who screamed Vincent?

Vincent: ...........

Cid: WELL?!

Vincent: ....the next door neighbor................

Red: Oh.......well I guess we should be going back to sleep?

Cait Sith: Yup!

(Both head back to their room. While on their way they saw Sephiroth standing in the living room, fully awake, with a blood-stained Masamune.)


Continued on "An Final Fantasy VII Day!"

'Till then....C'YA ALL LATER!!!!!!!!