Authors note: Okay so this is the second part Umm sorry I reviewed the first part for a full explanation read my story "Take a Walk" anyway this will continue where the first part left off. Sorry it took so long to put up
Disclaimer: despite what the voices in my head say Labyrinth doesn't belong to me so If you plan on suing me talk to the voices and not to me thank you and may your first child be an earthworm
~~Now You see it Now you Don't Part 2~~
"What did I do?" asked an extremely confused and slightly desperate Izzy.
"Look, Izzy this is rather touchy take me Back to your house I'll explain there."
"WAIT A MINUTE! NO Way NO how am I having a freaky weirdo Goblin King Coming into a house that is partly mine!" Announced Linda
"Please...Linda..You will be repaid..." said Jareth very faintly from the semi fetal position he was in on the ground
"Oh I will, will I? Trust me you are the last person who I would want to be repaid by!" Said Linda rolling her eyes.
"YOU PERVERTED FREAK I THINK HE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE IN SOME STATE OF PAIN!" Screamed Izzy
All the children and other counselors who had during this whole event been staring at them in a state of confusion looked aghast at Izzy, she had never been one to exert herself so this did not go under her usual behavior.
"Okay fine," said Linda shuffling her feet we can take him home but we can't keep him!"
Izzy rolled her eyes and took his head, Linda took his feet and they carried him that way all the way back to their apartment.
"So where should we put him?" asked Linda as they walked in the door.
"Excuse me," said Jareth faintly, "I may not be in a very imposing state at the moment but it would be greatly appreciated if you didn't refer to me as if I weren't here. I would also greatly appreciate it if I could have some say in where I will be 'put', a sofa would be nice."
Izzy rushed to the sofa while still holding Jareth's head, Linda was less overwhelmed and strolled rather slowly, due to the varying speeds at which they were heading to the sofa it was a matter of seconds before Jareth fell to the floor.
"It is really beginning to become a very bad day..." groaned Jareth
"I'm sorry your highness," squealed Izzy tugging him to the couch and propping him up.
Linda stoop watching Izzy shaking her head, "I really don't understand your behavior, you know, this guy comes out of nowhere and you just fall all over him doing his every command what is up with you?" Before Izzy could answer a light appeared in Linda's eyes, "wait I know! You want to get laid Of Course that is the only logical explanation!
"Excuse me may I possibly put in my two cents here? Even if she was doing all this to get laid it would be impossible," croaked Jareth, "that happens to be my problem, I have nothing to "lay" her with apparently instead of ceasing top believe in the DBA she has ceased to believe in my "area" all together!"
"Whoa, whoa, lemme get this straight you have no arrrrm... well you know..."
"Well Linda I'm glad to see that you have some extent of intelligence in that little head of yours."
"Well I guess this is proof that guys don't think with their crotch, since you don't happen to have one."
"This is STUPID! Isn't the main point of all this to get Jareth's "area" back not to fling abuse at each other!" yelled Izzy.
"Ahhhhhh... But I was having so much fun," scowled Linda. (Authors Note: (mind you this comment is dripping with sarcasm) ahh yes that's my favorite pastime teasing goblin kings about their missing crotches)
"I on the other hand wasn't," said Jareth, his voice yet again going faint, "Now look if I am ever to get my "assets" back I need Izzy to truly start thinking about and believing in my crotch again."
"Oh well then we have our work cut out for us, Izzy wouldn't get near an actual thought of a crotch with a ten foot pole."
"Is that true Izzy?"
Izzy nodded bashfully.
"Oh dear dear dear..." said Jareth shaking his head, "We do have are work cut out for us. Linda be a good little human, and get things that might make Izzy think about my crotch."
"Okey dokey Kingy Wingy!" said Linda going off
"Izzy that friend of yours is really starting to get on my nerves!"
"You'll get used to her."
"I have no intention of getting used to her." said Jareth, then under his breath muttered, "you on the other hand might be wroth getting to know a little better."
"What was that?"
"What was what? I certainly didn't say anything, your ears must be playing tricks on you." OH Look here comes your little friend."
"Okay your great Goblin Poobah, it's Izzy's Collection of her Jareth pictures, half of them have you in white tights, it seemed the logical choice in this situation."
Izzy Sat there flipping through the pictures for half an hour with no apparent change.
"Look this isn't working! I think that I've just believed that the only logical reason it could be that big was that it was stuffed," said Izzy meekly
"You have harmed my pride Izzy, I'm not pleased" Said Jareth with as much umff has he could muster in the situation.
"Okay I'll go look for more stuff to turn Izzy on," said Linda running off.
This ordeal went on long into the night, Linda would bring something Izzy would ponder it and Jareth would go in and out of consciousness. Eventually Linda was very tired and was starting to lose momentum and interest.
"What, may I ask is that?" asked Jareth, looking at the newest object Linda had brought in for Izzy to ponder.
"It's a butter dish."
"A BUTTER DISH?!?!?!?!"
"Well it's a SEXY butter dish!"
"My god, this is pointless I will go look for something to fix this."
Linda sat down next to Izzy and watched as Jareth hobbled off to find something in the house.
After ten minutes, which felt like much longer since all they had to do was look at the digital clock, Izzy and Linda decided to go see what exactly Jareth was up to. They walked into the kitchen just in time to see him stick a banana down his pants.
"WAIT! That's mine! But you can have it if you want it," yelled Linda, "damn I wanted that for breakfast!"
"Anyways," giggled Izzy, "a mango would be more bulge like."
"What are you talking about..." asked Jareth turning around to look Izzy in the eyes.
"Well erm only if you were well, attracted to someone, would a banana seem an argh appropriate cough replacment"
"And who said I wasn't attracted to someone?" said Jareth getting very close to Izzy, just close enough so the Banana was touching her (author comment: damn is that me or does that sound really dirty?)
Suddenly the banana popped out of his tights and went flying far across the kitchen landing on the stove.
"AH the wits of a king can over come all obstacles." Said Jareth smiling and striding out of the kitchen.
"Hey, hey wait one second," said Linda staring at Jareth's newly returned crotch and licking her lips, "you said I would be rewarded for helping."
"Ah yes Linda," said Jareth smiling a pulling a bauble out of nowhere, "here take this it will show you your dreams, or a porno movie if there happens to be a difference," Jareth explained muttering the last part under his breath. He trusted the bauble at her, forcing her on to the couch where she was hypnotized by whatever magic was emanating from it.
"Hey, you didn't even give her choice like you did in the movie!" shouted Izzy, very miffed at losing her best friend to a crystal ball, "that's not fair."
"What is you basis for comparison? I hate to say this Izzy but you walked right into that." At this point Jareth was walking Izzy into the gigantic ceiling to floor windows, which hadn't previously been there.
"Oh God," groaned Izzy rolling her eyes, "your right, I did," she was still somehow oblivious to the fact that she was being seduced, even stranger she was unaware that she was now walking right into the Goblin King's bed chambers.
Suddenly Izzy realized her surroundings, there was a large difference between the cheaply furnished cramped third floor apartment and the highly spacious stone room with an intricately engraved for poster canopy bed as it's center piece.
"Wait! But how? But why?" At this point she was being cornered onto the bed and Jareth was starting to play with her hair.
"Oh come on Izzy, you have dirtier mind than you'd like people to think, if the only way you could start believing in my area again was to picture it as a mango." Jareth smiled as Izzy was forced onto the bed completely, "So I know you must realize what's going on," Jareth's grin became larger and Izzy couldn't help grinning to.
Disclaimer: despite what the voices in my head say Labyrinth doesn't belong to me so If you plan on suing me talk to the voices and not to me thank you and may your first child be an earthworm
~~Now You see it Now you Don't Part 2~~
"What did I do?" asked an extremely confused and slightly desperate Izzy.
"Look, Izzy this is rather touchy take me Back to your house I'll explain there."
"WAIT A MINUTE! NO Way NO how am I having a freaky weirdo Goblin King Coming into a house that is partly mine!" Announced Linda
"Please...Linda..You will be repaid..." said Jareth very faintly from the semi fetal position he was in on the ground
"Oh I will, will I? Trust me you are the last person who I would want to be repaid by!" Said Linda rolling her eyes.
"YOU PERVERTED FREAK I THINK HE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE IN SOME STATE OF PAIN!" Screamed Izzy
All the children and other counselors who had during this whole event been staring at them in a state of confusion looked aghast at Izzy, she had never been one to exert herself so this did not go under her usual behavior.
"Okay fine," said Linda shuffling her feet we can take him home but we can't keep him!"
Izzy rolled her eyes and took his head, Linda took his feet and they carried him that way all the way back to their apartment.
"So where should we put him?" asked Linda as they walked in the door.
"Excuse me," said Jareth faintly, "I may not be in a very imposing state at the moment but it would be greatly appreciated if you didn't refer to me as if I weren't here. I would also greatly appreciate it if I could have some say in where I will be 'put', a sofa would be nice."
Izzy rushed to the sofa while still holding Jareth's head, Linda was less overwhelmed and strolled rather slowly, due to the varying speeds at which they were heading to the sofa it was a matter of seconds before Jareth fell to the floor.
"It is really beginning to become a very bad day..." groaned Jareth
"I'm sorry your highness," squealed Izzy tugging him to the couch and propping him up.
Linda stoop watching Izzy shaking her head, "I really don't understand your behavior, you know, this guy comes out of nowhere and you just fall all over him doing his every command what is up with you?" Before Izzy could answer a light appeared in Linda's eyes, "wait I know! You want to get laid Of Course that is the only logical explanation!
"Excuse me may I possibly put in my two cents here? Even if she was doing all this to get laid it would be impossible," croaked Jareth, "that happens to be my problem, I have nothing to "lay" her with apparently instead of ceasing top believe in the DBA she has ceased to believe in my "area" all together!"
"Whoa, whoa, lemme get this straight you have no arrrrm... well you know..."
"Well Linda I'm glad to see that you have some extent of intelligence in that little head of yours."
"Well I guess this is proof that guys don't think with their crotch, since you don't happen to have one."
"This is STUPID! Isn't the main point of all this to get Jareth's "area" back not to fling abuse at each other!" yelled Izzy.
"Ahhhhhh... But I was having so much fun," scowled Linda. (Authors Note: (mind you this comment is dripping with sarcasm) ahh yes that's my favorite pastime teasing goblin kings about their missing crotches)
"I on the other hand wasn't," said Jareth, his voice yet again going faint, "Now look if I am ever to get my "assets" back I need Izzy to truly start thinking about and believing in my crotch again."
"Oh well then we have our work cut out for us, Izzy wouldn't get near an actual thought of a crotch with a ten foot pole."
"Is that true Izzy?"
Izzy nodded bashfully.
"Oh dear dear dear..." said Jareth shaking his head, "We do have are work cut out for us. Linda be a good little human, and get things that might make Izzy think about my crotch."
"Okey dokey Kingy Wingy!" said Linda going off
"Izzy that friend of yours is really starting to get on my nerves!"
"You'll get used to her."
"I have no intention of getting used to her." said Jareth, then under his breath muttered, "you on the other hand might be wroth getting to know a little better."
"What was that?"
"What was what? I certainly didn't say anything, your ears must be playing tricks on you." OH Look here comes your little friend."
"Okay your great Goblin Poobah, it's Izzy's Collection of her Jareth pictures, half of them have you in white tights, it seemed the logical choice in this situation."
Izzy Sat there flipping through the pictures for half an hour with no apparent change.
"Look this isn't working! I think that I've just believed that the only logical reason it could be that big was that it was stuffed," said Izzy meekly
"You have harmed my pride Izzy, I'm not pleased" Said Jareth with as much umff has he could muster in the situation.
"Okay I'll go look for more stuff to turn Izzy on," said Linda running off.
This ordeal went on long into the night, Linda would bring something Izzy would ponder it and Jareth would go in and out of consciousness. Eventually Linda was very tired and was starting to lose momentum and interest.
"What, may I ask is that?" asked Jareth, looking at the newest object Linda had brought in for Izzy to ponder.
"It's a butter dish."
"A BUTTER DISH?!?!?!?!"
"Well it's a SEXY butter dish!"
"My god, this is pointless I will go look for something to fix this."
Linda sat down next to Izzy and watched as Jareth hobbled off to find something in the house.
After ten minutes, which felt like much longer since all they had to do was look at the digital clock, Izzy and Linda decided to go see what exactly Jareth was up to. They walked into the kitchen just in time to see him stick a banana down his pants.
"WAIT! That's mine! But you can have it if you want it," yelled Linda, "damn I wanted that for breakfast!"
"Anyways," giggled Izzy, "a mango would be more bulge like."
"What are you talking about..." asked Jareth turning around to look Izzy in the eyes.
"Well erm only if you were well, attracted to someone, would a banana seem an argh appropriate cough replacment"
"And who said I wasn't attracted to someone?" said Jareth getting very close to Izzy, just close enough so the Banana was touching her (author comment: damn is that me or does that sound really dirty?)
Suddenly the banana popped out of his tights and went flying far across the kitchen landing on the stove.
"AH the wits of a king can over come all obstacles." Said Jareth smiling and striding out of the kitchen.
"Hey, hey wait one second," said Linda staring at Jareth's newly returned crotch and licking her lips, "you said I would be rewarded for helping."
"Ah yes Linda," said Jareth smiling a pulling a bauble out of nowhere, "here take this it will show you your dreams, or a porno movie if there happens to be a difference," Jareth explained muttering the last part under his breath. He trusted the bauble at her, forcing her on to the couch where she was hypnotized by whatever magic was emanating from it.
"Hey, you didn't even give her choice like you did in the movie!" shouted Izzy, very miffed at losing her best friend to a crystal ball, "that's not fair."
"What is you basis for comparison? I hate to say this Izzy but you walked right into that." At this point Jareth was walking Izzy into the gigantic ceiling to floor windows, which hadn't previously been there.
"Oh God," groaned Izzy rolling her eyes, "your right, I did," she was still somehow oblivious to the fact that she was being seduced, even stranger she was unaware that she was now walking right into the Goblin King's bed chambers.
Suddenly Izzy realized her surroundings, there was a large difference between the cheaply furnished cramped third floor apartment and the highly spacious stone room with an intricately engraved for poster canopy bed as it's center piece.
"Wait! But how? But why?" At this point she was being cornered onto the bed and Jareth was starting to play with her hair.
"Oh come on Izzy, you have dirtier mind than you'd like people to think, if the only way you could start believing in my area again was to picture it as a mango." Jareth smiled as Izzy was forced onto the bed completely, "So I know you must realize what's going on," Jareth's grin became larger and Izzy couldn't help grinning to.