Yes, our be-furred mazoku hero returns with another bout of wackiness from your beloved authors! *grins*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(Xelloss)
**********************theme***********************
*hauntingly beautiful piano music plays while Treize-sama sings*
~Fighting good by moonlight~
~Chugging beer by daylight~
~Always panty-flashing in a fight!~
~He is the one named Sailor Garv!~
*Author gazes adoringly at Trieze,then gets whacked on the head* itaii! *grumbles* alright,I'll continue
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Valgarv gazed down at them,surveying the shocked crowd while brushing a locke of aqua-green hair outta his golden eyes,which gleamed in the light. Satisfied that his enterance had grabbed everyone's attention,he silently jumped down and landed smoothly like a cat,his cape swirling around his sleek body. The crowd ooohed and aaahed,clapping.
"Garv-sama,are you alright?" Val asked,walking over. SG stood there in shock,blinking a few times to make sure he wasn't seeing things. Garv nudged Xel,who was laying flat on the floor,still a little stunned from the PFofD. "Oy,you seeing what I'm seeing?" Xel looked up,"Huh? Ya mean Val running around throwing roses and looking bishy?" "Errr,yah. Okay,so it's not the beer.... Val! Just what the f*ck do you think you're doing?!" SG shouted,forgeting about Xel and freeing the other bishys. Val posed,"I am Tuxedo Valgarv! I'm here to help you guys out." Dynast frowned and calmly walked over to the trio. "Oh really?" He said coldly.
Lina shivered and paused in the tug-of-war. "Did it just suddenly get really cold in here?" Ray took the oppurtunity to snatch Zechs away and run off back to where Fibby was "playing" with the little dragon,Lina hot on her trail. Xel also shivered,then her eyes widen as she realized why it was so cold all of a sudden. Jumping up,she shouted "Ohshit,Dynast's pissed!"
Dynast's eyebrow twitched. "Not really,General Xel,I'm just thinking that there's only supposed to be ONE of us in a tuxedo." "Don't worry Dynast-sama,I still love you!" Xel cooed,glomping onto him. After prying her off,Dynast continued. "Obviously,I'm the most powerful,so you should just run along home right now. Besides,I'm a prince and you're just a follower of Garv." Valgarv's eyes narrowed and he glared furiously at Dynast. "Prince my ass,we shall see who's really the prince!"
*dramatic music* dun dun da daaaaaaaa! no daaaaa!
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"NANI?!" Xel,SG,Rayven and Fibby shrieked. They huddled together in a group and started to discuss this new developement. "Can that be true? Can Valgarv actually be the prince?" SG whispered to the two kawaii generals,who looked at each other and shrugged. "Well,Dynast is supposed to be the legendary Prince of Ice." Xel commented,with sparklies in her eyes. Rayven nodded while brushing some lint off her uniform. "Yah,but it's possible that Valgarv might have some unforseen role. Something we might be able to use to our advantage! wahahahaaa!" As the generals laughed evily,and Fibby scribbled notes,Garv frowned. "You're the authors,you should know this stuff!" "Huh? Oh yah,eheheee." They blushed and looked innocent.
"Well,there is the script." Ray said,looking thoughtful. "We have a script?!" Xel asked,shocked,looking to see if the others knew about this. Clearly they didn't either,as Fibby made a note and circled it while SG picked himself off the floor. Rayven sweatdropped. "Yah....now where did I put that thing..." She searched throughout all her dimensional pockets,sub-space pockets,even mallet-space before finally pulling out some paper from Author-space. Ray proudly showed the paper to them,which caused SG to once again kiss the floor hard. The `script' was really some pieces of papar stapled together,with many notes scribbled on it and some sections rewritten. Xel brightened up. "Yup,that's it!" She said excitedly. Fibby looked it over. "Humph,my notes are better." He stuck out his tongue at them. "Kawaii!" They squealed and glomped him. Garv sighed and picked up the script. "Finally." He grumbled,then started searching for the description of Valgarv's character/role. "Aha!" He grinned and was about to read it,when the script burst into flames.
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"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!" Ray and Xel yelled,looking on in horror as a few bits of charred paper floated to the floor. They looked comepletely in shock,as Garv roared out,"Whoever did that is gonna get panty-flashed!" The Evil Queen LON-sama came outta the shadows. "For too long,I have been ignored. I will not tolorate it any longer." The Queen snapped,glaring. "Eep." Fibby and SG started backing away. The two authors snapped outta their shocked daze. "Oh well,we'll just wing it like we usually do." "Yah,I guess."
"Ahem!" They looked up at Lon-sama and quickly bowed. "My Queen,what are you doing here on the battlefield?" Xel asked nervously. "Report!" "Umm,well just before I could kick Sailor Garv's ass,horn-boy over there interrupted!" Xel said,pouting. "Yeah right,like you could ever hope to beat me." Garv jeered. The sparks started to fly again. While they hurled insults at eachother,Ray continued with the report. "Also there seems to be debate over who this Tuxedo Valgarv is and if he is a prince." The Queen mulled over the new info. "Hmmm,I see. My plans will have to be adjusted accordingly to deal with this new situation."
As they looked over to where they last saw the two bishys,they were standing there clearly mad about also being ignored. "We're trying to have a fight here,minna." Dynast pointed out annoyed while Val stood there glaring with his arms crossed. SG snorted,"Sorry guys,but me and the general still got this fight to do." Xel nodded vigoressly. "You guys can fight later,we've been waiting since last episode!" The argument was about to escalate when a sudden golden flash blinded everyone,leaving them blinking rapidly. As their sight went back to normal,one thing was made very clear when they went to resume the fight. "What the ****?!" SG shouted,while Xel looked appalled. Indeed,where only moments before stood Dynast and Valgarv,there was now only empty space. Rayven was about to run over when she glanced back at the queen,who was grinning evily. "Ahahahhaaaaaa! If we don't know who's the true prince,I shall have them both!" With that,LON dissappeared in,you guessed it,a golden flash,leaving everyone shocked and disorganized.
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What will the Evil Queen do with them? Why does she want the prince? Will Xel and Sailor Garv ever get to continue their fight? Will Chibi Hellmaster get a bigger part? Just where did that little dragon go anyways? Did any of this actually make sense? Stay tuned to find out! Sailor Garv says!
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ack,didn't realize this part was soo long! This part is kinda inspired by my fav wrestler,Chyna, who can really kick major ass *_* ja!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(Lina)
*Sailor Garv themesong plays, Lina and Ray dragging Zel in to do the guitars...Sg, primps in his new fuku to sing, Valgrav stripping of his shirt to play the drums (*.*)...Phibby happily nabs the keyboards while Xel snags the mic and prepares to sing karaoke!*
"Fiiiighting good by moonlight,
Chuuugging beer by daaaylight,
Always panty-flashing in a real fight,
HE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR GARV!!!!" (Theme song now a part of Mass-Sublimation Brainwashing Tech. and Co. ©)
Sg realizes that Xel stole his microphone (after much computing) and snatches it back. "Baka! this is MY song you're singing!"
Xel grins that wide grin of hers the bespeaks trouble, and winks. "And who's the author here!"
SG backs up a bit, sweatdropping and thinking of being stuffed into tights, a blue coat and cape.....
Xel reads these thoughts..."WHAHAHHAHAAA! GOOD IDEA!
Garv sweatdrops.....
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"HEY!!
Sailor Garv stared at the space where the Evil Queen had vanished, his mind a-whirr...Smoke began to wisp out of his ears, and he snapped his fingers suddnly, as an idea struck our beloved gender-bending, be-furred hero!
"We'll go after them!!!"
Ray and Xel, still wailing and bemoaning the loss of their much-worked over and patched script, suddenly stand up and pose, capes flaring outwards in the breeze. "IN THE NAME OF EVIL AUTHORHOOD WE SHALL PUNISH YOU L-SAMA!!"
"We may have not worked on it very much..." Ray says-
"BUT WE LIKED IT DAMNIT!" Xel finishes!
Both proceed to cackle manically and work on a new script, evil author brains going into overtime!
Sailor Garv face-faults, flashing the bishys (aka Zechs and Treize and a host of FY, Rail/Lost Universe, Aya and the rest of Weiss Kruez etc. hee hee). They fall of course, which causes a stir with the rest of the shocked onlookers...Lina takes the opputunity to snatch up Zechs and stuff him into her sub-space cape, cackling manically. (As if that's unusual.....) Ray sesnses this violation of her Bishonen and tackles Lina with intent to strangle! They tussle for a few minutes, untill Ray pulls out Mallet© from no-where and konks Lina on the head...
"Itaaaaaaaaaaaaai!" Lina mumbles, ko'ed.
"VICTORY! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOO!" Ray chuckles as she nabs Zechs and glomps onto him, brushing off her already spotless uniform like the preeny bird she is! Zechs, past all resistance, gives up to his fate...(...whee there goes the power of Evil Authorhood again mwhahahahaaa!!! Come to my my children...*imitates a scary Vincent Price-ish tone but ends up sounding like Rosie O'Donnel....*)
SG & Co. stare at this odd little battle, every single eyebrow twitching at yet another manifestation of Fangirl Oddness....Xel coughs and takes the chance to steal Treize from the bishonen bunch before he could get in trouble yet *again*.
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! ^__________________^"
"EXCUSE ME HERE BUT SHOULDN'T WE BE RESCUING DYNAST AND VALGRAV?!?!" Garv suddenly bellows, taking the tops off several elderly bishonen's toupees, and blasting the unsuspecting Hasakuro and Chibi Hellmaster into a palm tree! (Palm Tree courtesy of Filia's Flower Shoppe.) Xel and Ray blink, now with hairdoes reminiscent of those odd Dragon Ball Z people...Lina sits up.
Xel hops up, fist clenched and her aura flaring an amazing shade of purple. "WE MUST SAVE DYNAST-SAAAAMA!"
Ray jumps beside her "YEAH! LET'S KICK THE EVIL QUEEN'S TAIL FOR ALL THE BISHONEN SHE MADE US CAPTURE!"
Xel pokes Ray "Oy, isnt that a good thing though?!"
"Umm.....yea....."
Finally loosing his temper in typical redheaded-ish fashion, Garv grabs the two, and scoops up Chibi Hellmaster and Hasakuro in his huge be-furred arms, glomping!
Xel:"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Ray:"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK-"
Lina: :"AYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIIIIII-"
Phibby:"AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRR!"
Hasa:"EEEEEEEEEEERGYAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
"Oh can it....OFF TO FIGHT L-SAMA!"
A voice then cut through the air- "ORO!!"
Garv paused, doing a most interesting eye-brow dance. "WHAT THE censored to attain a PG rating!!"
"Hahaha! I am..." the figure stepped out from the shadows..."SAILOR COPY REZO!!!"
Indeed, this new hero was Copy Rezo, but now in a pale blue fuku, high-heeled blue boots of shimmery leather, a kawaii bow at chest to match, and with the Rezo-Hairdo of course! (Copyrighted by none other than the lovable R-chan himself! *gets hit by a random staff*) Posing, Sailor Copy Rezo whips out a staff (think Saturn's Glaive with jinglys at the base of the flute thingy!) and twirls it overhead. "Take our bishonen from us?!" her eyes glitter and narrow. "I don't think so!"
Chibi Hellmaster swoons and glows "I have a new hero! Sailor Copy Rezo I love you!!!" whilst taking notes on new fashion sense!
Garv face-faults again in a flurry of red fur and fuku (say that 10- times over and over!), then eye the authors...Xel and Ray smirk and hide the newly cut-and-pasted-worried-over-pocky-smeared-and-java'ed-to-death script up Garv's skirt, where they are SURE no one will look....
Garv yelps "YEEEK!"
Copy sweatdrops at SG, along with the rest of the glomped people. "Fuu...." then winks at the camera. "Now to a commercial! Stage on!!"
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The Phenomenon......NEVER SEEN BEFORE IN AMERICA!!!
It's purple...
It's large...
It's a curse to some...
It needs more hairgel than 'Fro...
...More Sailor Garv brand hairgel than his Spiked Leghair©....
SAILOR COPY REZO"S HAIR!!! Folks, this is a one-time offer- have a wig sent to your house TODAY!!! Signed by Copy Rezo as a bonus! ONLY $19.99!!!!! plus Shipping and Handling for the Guys-Who-Loose-Mail-and Luggage-at-Airports
BUY TODAY!!!!! LIMITED SUPPLY!!! DON'T WAIT TILL YOU GO BALD! BUY THIS NOW DANG YOU!
Screen Shot of Copy grinning and powerposing on one booted toe, twirling a wig around one finger and upstaging Garv!
Garv steams in the distance, then thinks "What the heck!" and glomps Copy
This product is now endorsed by the Lovable Sailor Garv!
(*author laughing is heard.....*
Ray: "Remember we get 60% of the profits..."
Xel: "Really! More money to buy bishy thigns with!"
Ray: "Ohhhh yeaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Xel and Ray: $______$ KA-CHING!)
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Scene returns, with Sailor Garv and Sailor Copy Rezo chatting like old chums, plotting. And Plotting. And Plotting. And Plotting more. And guess what? Plotting! (hehehehehehe...Warning: RAY ON SUGAR!)
Xel and Ray bite their nails, wondering what L-sama is doing to Dynast and Valgarv...Actually knowing that they'll be- *sound of plot-spoiler being sucked out of typing range and thought*....Hasa and Chibi Hellmaster tussle again, over the fluffy ended pink powderpuff of a pencil Phibby keeps! Lina sits in a corner, munching on Ray's pocky stash-
"HEY THAT WASNT IN THE SCRIPT!!!!" Ray squeals and tackles Lina for the pocky!
"YOU'RE FIGHTING WITH *ME* LINA INVERSE FOR FOOD?!!?!?!?"
"MY POCKY!"
"MINE"
MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!"
"Ah-ha I ate it all!" Lina smerks. (Smerk© of Zel.)
"I-t-a-iiiiiiiiiiii......"
"Um, how about we just get up and GO get Dynast for Zelas' sake!" Xel folds her arms over chest. "Hm?"
All agree with that, as none can decide on wether to break the subdimensional doors down, throw rotten tomatoes at L-sama, or perhaps storm the Bastille! (which has no relevance whatsoever....)
" LET US GO FORTH AND GET THEM BACK!" Garv bellows, knocking the palm tree down in his war cry!
Xel:"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!"
Ray: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAW!"
Chibi:"GOOOOOOOOO GAAARV!"
Copy: "GO MEEEEEEEE!"
All: "GOOOOO SAILOR COPY REZO!!!!"
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Will our heroes, and the newest ally, Sailor Copy Rezo, be able to defeat the Evil Queen LoN-sama? Will the authors keep the script safe? Will Chibi Hellmaster find a new idol? WILL THE EVIL QUEEN KEEP DYNAST AND VALGARV?!!?
Stay tuned to find out! Same Garv-place! Same Garv-time! Sailor Garv says! *giggle*
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Heavily influenced by Gundam Wing mp3's from Phoe-chans, sugary Hyper Elixr aka Mtn Dew...and the usual bout of late-night Muse Spazing....heheheheheheheheeee *cackles and runs off to sleep!!*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(Xelloss)
**********************theme***********************
*hauntingly beautiful piano music plays while Treize-sama sings*
~Fighting good by moonlight~
~Chugging beer by daylight~
~Always panty-flashing in a fight!~
~He is the one named Sailor Garv!~
*Author gazes adoringly at Trieze,then gets whacked on the head* itaii! *grumbles* alright,I'll continue
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Valgarv gazed down at them,surveying the shocked crowd while brushing a locke of aqua-green hair outta his golden eyes,which gleamed in the light. Satisfied that his enterance had grabbed everyone's attention,he silently jumped down and landed smoothly like a cat,his cape swirling around his sleek body. The crowd ooohed and aaahed,clapping.
"Garv-sama,are you alright?" Val asked,walking over. SG stood there in shock,blinking a few times to make sure he wasn't seeing things. Garv nudged Xel,who was laying flat on the floor,still a little stunned from the PFofD. "Oy,you seeing what I'm seeing?" Xel looked up,"Huh? Ya mean Val running around throwing roses and looking bishy?" "Errr,yah. Okay,so it's not the beer.... Val! Just what the f*ck do you think you're doing?!" SG shouted,forgeting about Xel and freeing the other bishys. Val posed,"I am Tuxedo Valgarv! I'm here to help you guys out." Dynast frowned and calmly walked over to the trio. "Oh really?" He said coldly.
Lina shivered and paused in the tug-of-war. "Did it just suddenly get really cold in here?" Ray took the oppurtunity to snatch Zechs away and run off back to where Fibby was "playing" with the little dragon,Lina hot on her trail. Xel also shivered,then her eyes widen as she realized why it was so cold all of a sudden. Jumping up,she shouted "Ohshit,Dynast's pissed!"
Dynast's eyebrow twitched. "Not really,General Xel,I'm just thinking that there's only supposed to be ONE of us in a tuxedo." "Don't worry Dynast-sama,I still love you!" Xel cooed,glomping onto him. After prying her off,Dynast continued. "Obviously,I'm the most powerful,so you should just run along home right now. Besides,I'm a prince and you're just a follower of Garv." Valgarv's eyes narrowed and he glared furiously at Dynast. "Prince my ass,we shall see who's really the prince!"
*dramatic music* dun dun da daaaaaaaa! no daaaaa!
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"NANI?!" Xel,SG,Rayven and Fibby shrieked. They huddled together in a group and started to discuss this new developement. "Can that be true? Can Valgarv actually be the prince?" SG whispered to the two kawaii generals,who looked at each other and shrugged. "Well,Dynast is supposed to be the legendary Prince of Ice." Xel commented,with sparklies in her eyes. Rayven nodded while brushing some lint off her uniform. "Yah,but it's possible that Valgarv might have some unforseen role. Something we might be able to use to our advantage! wahahahaaa!" As the generals laughed evily,and Fibby scribbled notes,Garv frowned. "You're the authors,you should know this stuff!" "Huh? Oh yah,eheheee." They blushed and looked innocent.
"Well,there is the script." Ray said,looking thoughtful. "We have a script?!" Xel asked,shocked,looking to see if the others knew about this. Clearly they didn't either,as Fibby made a note and circled it while SG picked himself off the floor. Rayven sweatdropped. "Yah....now where did I put that thing..." She searched throughout all her dimensional pockets,sub-space pockets,even mallet-space before finally pulling out some paper from Author-space. Ray proudly showed the paper to them,which caused SG to once again kiss the floor hard. The `script' was really some pieces of papar stapled together,with many notes scribbled on it and some sections rewritten. Xel brightened up. "Yup,that's it!" She said excitedly. Fibby looked it over. "Humph,my notes are better." He stuck out his tongue at them. "Kawaii!" They squealed and glomped him. Garv sighed and picked up the script. "Finally." He grumbled,then started searching for the description of Valgarv's character/role. "Aha!" He grinned and was about to read it,when the script burst into flames.
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"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!" Ray and Xel yelled,looking on in horror as a few bits of charred paper floated to the floor. They looked comepletely in shock,as Garv roared out,"Whoever did that is gonna get panty-flashed!" The Evil Queen LON-sama came outta the shadows. "For too long,I have been ignored. I will not tolorate it any longer." The Queen snapped,glaring. "Eep." Fibby and SG started backing away. The two authors snapped outta their shocked daze. "Oh well,we'll just wing it like we usually do." "Yah,I guess."
"Ahem!" They looked up at Lon-sama and quickly bowed. "My Queen,what are you doing here on the battlefield?" Xel asked nervously. "Report!" "Umm,well just before I could kick Sailor Garv's ass,horn-boy over there interrupted!" Xel said,pouting. "Yeah right,like you could ever hope to beat me." Garv jeered. The sparks started to fly again. While they hurled insults at eachother,Ray continued with the report. "Also there seems to be debate over who this Tuxedo Valgarv is and if he is a prince." The Queen mulled over the new info. "Hmmm,I see. My plans will have to be adjusted accordingly to deal with this new situation."
As they looked over to where they last saw the two bishys,they were standing there clearly mad about also being ignored. "We're trying to have a fight here,minna." Dynast pointed out annoyed while Val stood there glaring with his arms crossed. SG snorted,"Sorry guys,but me and the general still got this fight to do." Xel nodded vigoressly. "You guys can fight later,we've been waiting since last episode!" The argument was about to escalate when a sudden golden flash blinded everyone,leaving them blinking rapidly. As their sight went back to normal,one thing was made very clear when they went to resume the fight. "What the ****?!" SG shouted,while Xel looked appalled. Indeed,where only moments before stood Dynast and Valgarv,there was now only empty space. Rayven was about to run over when she glanced back at the queen,who was grinning evily. "Ahahahhaaaaaa! If we don't know who's the true prince,I shall have them both!" With that,LON dissappeared in,you guessed it,a golden flash,leaving everyone shocked and disorganized.
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What will the Evil Queen do with them? Why does she want the prince? Will Xel and Sailor Garv ever get to continue their fight? Will Chibi Hellmaster get a bigger part? Just where did that little dragon go anyways? Did any of this actually make sense? Stay tuned to find out! Sailor Garv says!
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ack,didn't realize this part was soo long! This part is kinda inspired by my fav wrestler,Chyna, who can really kick major ass *_* ja!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(Lina)
*Sailor Garv themesong plays, Lina and Ray dragging Zel in to do the guitars...Sg, primps in his new fuku to sing, Valgrav stripping of his shirt to play the drums (*.*)...Phibby happily nabs the keyboards while Xel snags the mic and prepares to sing karaoke!*
"Fiiiighting good by moonlight,
Chuuugging beer by daaaylight,
Always panty-flashing in a real fight,
HE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR GARV!!!!" (Theme song now a part of Mass-Sublimation Brainwashing Tech. and Co. ©)
Sg realizes that Xel stole his microphone (after much computing) and snatches it back. "Baka! this is MY song you're singing!"
Xel grins that wide grin of hers the bespeaks trouble, and winks. "And who's the author here!"
SG backs up a bit, sweatdropping and thinking of being stuffed into tights, a blue coat and cape.....
Xel reads these thoughts..."WHAHAHHAHAAA! GOOD IDEA!
Garv sweatdrops.....
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"HEY!!
Sailor Garv stared at the space where the Evil Queen had vanished, his mind a-whirr...Smoke began to wisp out of his ears, and he snapped his fingers suddnly, as an idea struck our beloved gender-bending, be-furred hero!
"We'll go after them!!!"
Ray and Xel, still wailing and bemoaning the loss of their much-worked over and patched script, suddenly stand up and pose, capes flaring outwards in the breeze. "IN THE NAME OF EVIL AUTHORHOOD WE SHALL PUNISH YOU L-SAMA!!"
"We may have not worked on it very much..." Ray says-
"BUT WE LIKED IT DAMNIT!" Xel finishes!
Both proceed to cackle manically and work on a new script, evil author brains going into overtime!
Sailor Garv face-faults, flashing the bishys (aka Zechs and Treize and a host of FY, Rail/Lost Universe, Aya and the rest of Weiss Kruez etc. hee hee). They fall of course, which causes a stir with the rest of the shocked onlookers...Lina takes the opputunity to snatch up Zechs and stuff him into her sub-space cape, cackling manically. (As if that's unusual.....) Ray sesnses this violation of her Bishonen and tackles Lina with intent to strangle! They tussle for a few minutes, untill Ray pulls out Mallet© from no-where and konks Lina on the head...
"Itaaaaaaaaaaaaai!" Lina mumbles, ko'ed.
"VICTORY! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOO!" Ray chuckles as she nabs Zechs and glomps onto him, brushing off her already spotless uniform like the preeny bird she is! Zechs, past all resistance, gives up to his fate...(...whee there goes the power of Evil Authorhood again mwhahahahaaa!!! Come to my my children...*imitates a scary Vincent Price-ish tone but ends up sounding like Rosie O'Donnel....*)
SG & Co. stare at this odd little battle, every single eyebrow twitching at yet another manifestation of Fangirl Oddness....Xel coughs and takes the chance to steal Treize from the bishonen bunch before he could get in trouble yet *again*.
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! ^__________________^"
"EXCUSE ME HERE BUT SHOULDN'T WE BE RESCUING DYNAST AND VALGRAV?!?!" Garv suddenly bellows, taking the tops off several elderly bishonen's toupees, and blasting the unsuspecting Hasakuro and Chibi Hellmaster into a palm tree! (Palm Tree courtesy of Filia's Flower Shoppe.) Xel and Ray blink, now with hairdoes reminiscent of those odd Dragon Ball Z people...Lina sits up.
Xel hops up, fist clenched and her aura flaring an amazing shade of purple. "WE MUST SAVE DYNAST-SAAAAMA!"
Ray jumps beside her "YEAH! LET'S KICK THE EVIL QUEEN'S TAIL FOR ALL THE BISHONEN SHE MADE US CAPTURE!"
Xel pokes Ray "Oy, isnt that a good thing though?!"
"Umm.....yea....."
Finally loosing his temper in typical redheaded-ish fashion, Garv grabs the two, and scoops up Chibi Hellmaster and Hasakuro in his huge be-furred arms, glomping!
Xel:"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Ray:"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK-"
Lina: :"AYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIIIIII-"
Phibby:"AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRR!"
Hasa:"EEEEEEEEEEERGYAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
"Oh can it....OFF TO FIGHT L-SAMA!"
A voice then cut through the air- "ORO!!"
Garv paused, doing a most interesting eye-brow dance. "WHAT THE censored to attain a PG rating!!"
"Hahaha! I am..." the figure stepped out from the shadows..."SAILOR COPY REZO!!!"
Indeed, this new hero was Copy Rezo, but now in a pale blue fuku, high-heeled blue boots of shimmery leather, a kawaii bow at chest to match, and with the Rezo-Hairdo of course! (Copyrighted by none other than the lovable R-chan himself! *gets hit by a random staff*) Posing, Sailor Copy Rezo whips out a staff (think Saturn's Glaive with jinglys at the base of the flute thingy!) and twirls it overhead. "Take our bishonen from us?!" her eyes glitter and narrow. "I don't think so!"
Chibi Hellmaster swoons and glows "I have a new hero! Sailor Copy Rezo I love you!!!" whilst taking notes on new fashion sense!
Garv face-faults again in a flurry of red fur and fuku (say that 10- times over and over!), then eye the authors...Xel and Ray smirk and hide the newly cut-and-pasted-worried-over-pocky-smeared-and-java'ed-to-death script up Garv's skirt, where they are SURE no one will look....
Garv yelps "YEEEK!"
Copy sweatdrops at SG, along with the rest of the glomped people. "Fuu...." then winks at the camera. "Now to a commercial! Stage on!!"
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The Phenomenon......NEVER SEEN BEFORE IN AMERICA!!!
It's purple...
It's large...
It's a curse to some...
It needs more hairgel than 'Fro...
...More Sailor Garv brand hairgel than his Spiked Leghair©....
SAILOR COPY REZO"S HAIR!!! Folks, this is a one-time offer- have a wig sent to your house TODAY!!! Signed by Copy Rezo as a bonus! ONLY $19.99!!!!! plus Shipping and Handling for the Guys-Who-Loose-Mail-and Luggage-at-Airports
BUY TODAY!!!!! LIMITED SUPPLY!!! DON'T WAIT TILL YOU GO BALD! BUY THIS NOW DANG YOU!
Screen Shot of Copy grinning and powerposing on one booted toe, twirling a wig around one finger and upstaging Garv!
Garv steams in the distance, then thinks "What the heck!" and glomps Copy
This product is now endorsed by the Lovable Sailor Garv!
(*author laughing is heard.....*
Ray: "Remember we get 60% of the profits..."
Xel: "Really! More money to buy bishy thigns with!"
Ray: "Ohhhh yeaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Xel and Ray: $______$ KA-CHING!)
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Scene returns, with Sailor Garv and Sailor Copy Rezo chatting like old chums, plotting. And Plotting. And Plotting. And Plotting more. And guess what? Plotting! (hehehehehehe...Warning: RAY ON SUGAR!)
Xel and Ray bite their nails, wondering what L-sama is doing to Dynast and Valgarv...Actually knowing that they'll be- *sound of plot-spoiler being sucked out of typing range and thought*....Hasa and Chibi Hellmaster tussle again, over the fluffy ended pink powderpuff of a pencil Phibby keeps! Lina sits in a corner, munching on Ray's pocky stash-
"HEY THAT WASNT IN THE SCRIPT!!!!" Ray squeals and tackles Lina for the pocky!
"YOU'RE FIGHTING WITH *ME* LINA INVERSE FOR FOOD?!!?!?!?"
"MY POCKY!"
"MINE"
MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!"
"Ah-ha I ate it all!" Lina smerks. (Smerk© of Zel.)
"I-t-a-iiiiiiiiiiii......"
"Um, how about we just get up and GO get Dynast for Zelas' sake!" Xel folds her arms over chest. "Hm?"
All agree with that, as none can decide on wether to break the subdimensional doors down, throw rotten tomatoes at L-sama, or perhaps storm the Bastille! (which has no relevance whatsoever....)
" LET US GO FORTH AND GET THEM BACK!" Garv bellows, knocking the palm tree down in his war cry!
Xel:"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!"
Ray: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAW!"
Chibi:"GOOOOOOOOO GAAARV!"
Copy: "GO MEEEEEEEE!"
All: "GOOOOO SAILOR COPY REZO!!!!"
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Will our heroes, and the newest ally, Sailor Copy Rezo, be able to defeat the Evil Queen LoN-sama? Will the authors keep the script safe? Will Chibi Hellmaster find a new idol? WILL THE EVIL QUEEN KEEP DYNAST AND VALGARV?!!?
Stay tuned to find out! Same Garv-place! Same Garv-time! Sailor Garv says! *giggle*
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Heavily influenced by Gundam Wing mp3's from Phoe-chans, sugary Hyper Elixr aka Mtn Dew...and the usual bout of late-night Muse Spazing....heheheheheheheheeee *cackles and runs off to sleep!!*