Ok I don't own digimon. I don't think I ever told you how to pronounce the nick name I usually give to Mimi. Mim's its pronouced (Meems) got it?
10 Things I hate About You
Saturday's morning rays began to beat on Taichi's face, waking him from his slumber. "Mmm, just a few more minutes k?" He murmered. Soon the smell of food drifted to his nose, slapping the sleep from him. He wondered into the kitchen to find Mimi making breakfast in her overly large football jersey and a pair of boxers. "Hey whatchya makin'?" Taichi asked looking over her shoulders. "Scrambled eggs so don't touch." He nodded and continued to stare at the scrablimg eggs. "They done yet?" Mimi rolled her eyes at his antics. "Not unless you want to get salmonela." "Who?" She sighed and ignored him as he walked over to the table in nothing but his orange boxer shorts. Ten minutes later Tai began to pound his fork and knife on the table yelling "Food!Food!Food!Food!" Mimi growled and slamed his plate on the table infront of him. "THere! Now shut up!" Tai immediately dug in, getting egg sparks everywhere.
"Suddenly that park bench isn't looking so bad a home." She mumbled. "Hey Mim's could ya turn the radio to my station?" Mimi nodded and walked over to turn the stereo to Taichi's fave station. "Oh I love this song!" Mimi squeled as 'I'm So in love with two' by Maikaila began playing. "You can tell me its not right, but I can't make up my mind." She sung with the song as she began to make her own breakfast. Soon the song was over and the dj began to speak. "Hey that was Im so in love with two! By a girl slowly on her way to the top everybody! Now for the today's travel question." Taichi's ears immediately pirked up and he raced to the stereo, forgetting his breakfast entirely. "Ugh! Tai I don't even know why you listen to these stupid questions. You have a better chance of getting abducted by aliens that look remarkable like Brad Pit than winning one of these things!"Taichi just rolled his eyes. "I'll ask your advice when I need it." He growled back to her.
Mimi sighed exasperated and walked away to finish Taichi's half eaten breakfast. "Ok everybody! The tenth caller for this one wins a trip to Paris people! Back you bags baby!" Tai's ear was practically shoved up against the speaker. "Alright now. Who was the first one to knock out Mike Tyson with one punch? This was also called the end of Tyrant Tyson! Talk to me now!" Taichi threw his arms in the air in disgust. "Its Buster Williams you idiot! Hell even I know that!" Suddenly a light bulb went off in his head. "Wha? Holy mother of shit I know this one!! MIMI!!!" He dashed into the kitchen almost knocking the dishes out of Mimi's hand trying to get to the phone. "C'mon C'mon C'mon...If there is a god you will let me get this!" He did the whole father, son, holy spirit thing and looked heaven ward. Mimi laughed and shook her head at him. "Hellooooooo caller number 10!!" THe dj roared into Taichi's phone.
"YYYYYYEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah!!! I knew it! THere is a god!!!!" Taichi screamed jumping up and waving his hands. "Hm. So hell has finally frozen over." Mimi commented with amusement in her eyes. "After I win those tickets I'm throwing you off the plane." Tai growled at her. Mimi simply rolled her eyes. "Hello? Caller ten who am I speaking to?!" "Huh? What? Oh! Taichi Kamiya!" "Well Tai do you have any idea what you just did?" The dj's voice became michievous. "If its anything but winning two tickets to america then I will personaly dedicate my every waking moment to making your life a living hell." The Dj just laughed. "Then I guess I'm a pretty damn lucky! 'Cause you just one two tickets to america buddy! Compliments of Golden airlines!"
Tai then went numb and his entire body froze, not even picking up the phone. Seeing Tai's state Mimi sighed and took the phone out of his unmoving hand. "Hello? What did you say about the tickets?" She asked. "And who am I speaking to now? The Wife right?" Mimi promptly burst out laughing. "Yeah right! He wishes!!" She laughed into the phone. It was then that Taichi gained back controll over his body and heard the conversation. He immediately snatched the phone out of her hands. "Yes I do wish. But don't worry my fiance here will become Mrs. Taichi Kamiya in January!" He said proudly. "I WHAT!!"Mimi screeched. "Ahhh! I see! So this is a pretty good early wedding present, no?" The Dj said. "Yeah thanks! She's just so exited about being able to walk down that aisle, isn't that right pookie." Taichi said as he pinned Mimi to the wall to escape her attempt at strangling him. "YOU COULDN'T DRAG ME DOWN THAT AISLE IN CHAINS!!!!"She screamed in his face.
"I'm sorry what did she say?" The Dj Asked. "Nothing. You're hearing things." He said quickly. "Okay! Well Golden airlines will meet you at their port tomarrow at 8:00 am with everything you need to take you to Miami Florida! You and your Mrs. will be staying at romantic Valentine inn for three weeks! How does that sound?!" "Arg! Mf! Sounds(grunt) great! We'll(strain) be there! Bye!" It was getting harder and harder to talk and keep Mimi from trying desperately to swat at his face at the same time so he hung up.
"I'M GOING 2 KICK YOUR ASS TO TAHITI!!!!!!!!"She screeched in his face. "Oh 'cmon Mim's you know you don't wanna kille because-" With that Taichi immediately let go and bolted out the door with Mimi racing after him. "IF YOU HAD ANY BALLS KAMIYA YOU'D GET BACK HERE AND TAKE YOUR MAIMING LIKE A MAN!!!!" She yelled as she chased him through the crowded streets.
Suddenly she slammed her delicate body into something extremely hard, like a brick wall. She clenched her eyes shut and waited for the pain of concrete to coming crashing on her back. But it never came. "Huh?" She soon found herself staring into a pair of catlike saphire eyes. "Hey Mimi you ok?"The voice was etched with genuine concern. "Wha-? Oh yeah thank you Yama-kun." She murmured. Yamato stared into her hazel eyes for what seemed like an eternity. They were so beautiful and she was so close. So close. Mimi was staring up at him with confusion waiting for him to remove his arms from her waist but instead he just pressed her body closer to his. A spikey golden bang brushed his eyes. It had gotten slightly longer than when he was eleven(the hairstyle he has in 02 k?). Yamato slowly, gradualy, began to lower his lips to hers.
A little ways away Taichi had stopped running, noticing that he was no longer barraded with insults and a cinemen haired woman running after him with her fist raised. His feet screeched to a halt and he turned around. "Huh? Mim's?Mimi?Where'd she go?" He scratched his head and began to jog back his steps. "Yo Mimi! Where are you! Is this about the whole Mrs. Mimi kamiya thing?! If it is I'm sorry!" He yelled around. Just then he spotted a familiar head of spikey blond hair. "Fabulous." Tai said sarcasticaly as he began to pick up his jog towards Matt. "Hey Matt! You seen Mimi?!"He called over to him. Matt didn't move. Tai growled and came up behind him. "Hey I'm talking to you!" It was then that he noticed that Yamato was holding something. Or rather someone.
"Mimi?" Taichi then slammed his fist into Yamato's side causing him to reel away from Mimi and grip his rib. "What the hell do you think you're doing?!"Yamato yelled. Taichi got is fists ready to swing. "You know just when I thought Satan was done spawning, he had to go and have you!" He said bodyslamming into Matt. Yamato retaliated with a quick knee to the groin. With that Taichi immediately went down gasping for air. Yamato didn't even notice the blood as it began to seep from the wound in his side that Taichi had made. Without thinking Mimi rushed to Tai's side and grasped his shoulders to brace him. Yamato reeled back at this. She was running to him! Why? Taichi had started the fight! He was just defending himself! And it was obvious he had the greater wound! Yet she still ran to Taichi.
"Hey Tai you ok?" Mimi asked worriedly. What the hell was she doing! She knew Yamato's wound needed her attention far more than Taichi did. Tai didn't even have a wound! He just got the wind knocked out of him. Taichi chuckled a bit. "yeah I'm okay. Just gonna be walking a little wierd for a while." Mimi then looked up at yamato from her kneeling position. He was staring at her in shock. Mimi looked from him to Taichi then back again. After she was positive Taichi would be okay she got up and went over to Yamato. "Yam-" "You went to him first." He inturrupted. "Wha-? I was just a little worried. I mean I know how much it hurts when a guy is kicked in the hurt zone." She laughed a little to lighten the mood.
"Wh-why did you go to him first? Why were you worried about him? He attacked me first. I'm the one bleeding. You still went to him." He murmered. "I'm I'm sorry Yama-kun. Would you like me to take a look at your side?" Yamato nodded and tried to shrug the feeling off as it was just impulse. But then why was he so worried. "Oh Yama-kun...I'm getting you to a hospitile. This is going to need stitches." Yamato nodded again as she picked up her head. Mimi then looked at Taichi since he was just begining to get up as he caught his breath. "And you! Apologize NOW! You're also going to pay for the medicle bill got that!" She yelled. "Aaawwww c'mon Mimi! I need this money for America!" Tai whined. "NOW!!!" She screamed. Tai scowled as he looked to the other equaly scowling young man. "Sorry I kicked your ass yamato. I promise never to do it again." He said sarcasticaly. "WHY YOU LITTLE!!!-" Yamato yelled but was quickly cut off form leaping at his rival by Mimi.
"Not now. You have to get those stitches. Then you can turn Taichi inside out k?" Yamato nodded and allowed Mimi to take his side and walk him to the nearby hospitly with Tai in tow. Since Mimi had taken the side of Matt that was facing the wall Taichi had no choice but to walk beside Yamato. Never taking his eyes off straight ahead of him he whispered to Taichi so Mimi couldn't hear. "Before this is over. I'll rip you apart." His voice had taken on a deadly tone. Without looking at yamato Taichi whispered back. "Why wait?" Nothing else was said as they trudged into the hospitle. The doctor soon said he could see the blond fighter. Then Mimi Tachikawa and Taichi Kamiya were sitting alone. "You know, just when I think your brain has shrunk smaller than a sesame seed you always seem to prove that it can get smaller. I'm pretty sure its eye level with an aomeba by now, what do you think?"
Tai snapped up and looked at her surprised. "huh? What? Did you say something?" He said sarcasticaly. Mimi rolled her eyes and fought the temptation to throw the little coffee table at him. "Really now, why'd you attack Yamato?" She asked seriously. Taichi hesitated for a minute or to but finally managed to whisper. "Because we both want the same thing." Mimi cocked her head and looked at him confused, but he had already turned his head away from her. "Fine. Be like that." She growled. "Mrs. Ishida?" Mimi immediately stood up at the sound of someone saying her name. Tai simply glared at the doctor. He hated having to have Mimi take Yamato's name, but it was the only way they could see him. "Yes?"Mimi asked. "Your husband can see you now. Nothing serious. Just a few bandages. He can leave today." With that the doctor left.
Mimi then ran to the room that the nurse had said Yamato would be with Tai right behind her. "Found it!" She squealed as she saw the number of the room. "Peachy." Tai grumbled sarcasticaly. Mimi just glared at him. She seemed to be doing that alot more these days. She walked in just as Matt was putting his shirt back on. "Hey Yama-kun. You okay." Yamato smiled at Mimi's concern and walked over to them. "I am now. The doctor said I could leave, so how about lunch? My treat." He said. 'Eeeeaasssyyyyy stomach, don't turn over now. Steady as she goes.' Tai thought as he rolled his eyes. 'Hey be nice. After all you did put the guy here. Jealousy and Me do not mix' Taichi got a guilty look on his face and then tried to apologize. "Hey look Matt. I'm really sorry about that. Totally uncalled for dude. How about-" "Coming with us to America!" Mimi chirped. "WHAT!They hell he is! Over my cold, dead, godforsaken body!!" Taichi screamed before he realized that he was just trying to apologize to Yamato.
Yamato ignored him and continued to stare at Mimi. "America? Uh, isn't that a little expensive?" "Oh no! Not at all! Tai called into a radio stat-" She was inturrupted as Taichi clamped his hand over her mouth and laughed nervously. "Yeahicalledintoaradiostationandlost.Suxhuh?Wellseeya!" He blabbed as he raced out the door with Mimi. Once they were out Mimi bit down on Taichi's hand. Hard! "OW! Hey! What're you doing!" He yelled. "I could ask you the same question! You just put poor Yama-chan in the hospitle and now you won't even take responsibility for it!! The least you could do is let him come with us!" She yelled at him. Taichi raised and eyebrow still nursing his hand. He then stuck out his good hand and began shaking hers. "Hi I'm Taichi Kamiya, nice to meet you." He said sarcastically. Mimi glared at him and yanked her hand away from his.
"Honestly Tai really! You could at least take him with us! Its not as if I'm asking you to chop off your arm!" "YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE! Mimi hey look, this is Yamato and Taichi together for three weeks! Not Taichi Kamiya and Cindy Crawford, not Taichi and Nayome Camble, Taichi Kamiya and Yamato Ishida! Thats like some foreign leader going up to the president and saying 'hey I'm bored, you're bored, lets just start world war 4!' C'mon Mimi, you know this is a bad idea." Mimi rolled her eyes and sighed. "I guess you're right. But still, I wish there was some way we could make it up to him." She said looking up at the building. "Yeah we can buy him a t-shirt or something lets go." He said turning her around and leading her away.
High up in the top story of the hospitle building in room 45b Yamato Ishida watched from his window as Taichi lead Mimi away. "Don't Take her Taichi. Don't go Mimi. Stay. Come back to me." He choked out.