I don't own digimon and I want 2 thank Fallen Angel From heaven for reviewing all my chapters! Isn't that so sweet! And yes F.A.F.H u are reviewing a GIRL'S stories. I thought I put that in my profile. Ok well here's the next part! ^ ^






10 Things I hate About You








"Mimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 'Cmon! Mercy!" Tai whined. It was that time again. Mimi wanted to go shopping. And whatever Mimi wants Mimi usually finds a way to get.

"Oh stop complaining Tai! You act like I've never dragged you shopping before!" She dragged him around by the arm.

"NO! No Mimi not there! Anywhere but there! PUH-leeze! I beg of you!!" Tai wailed as she began to drag him over to the clothing section. Mimi rolled her eyes and glared at him saying nothing.

Dresses. He was surrounded by dresses. Black leather, high heels, mini skirts, spaghetti strap, blouses, it was all around him. Tai stood stock still not moving an inch and simply looking up. Looking anywhere but what was around him. "Dude. This is unbearably not cool." He said.

"Tai for the love of saints stop whining. I've never seen an american mall before and I wanna look around!"

"Hell hath no fury like a woman and her shopping mall." Tai said sighing and leaning his back against whatever was behind him. Mimi had said she wanted to try something on and had walked off to the dressing room. A little later Tai had been noticing he had been getting wierd looks from the women that walked by him.

"Okay Taichi how do I look?" Mimi said twirling her new pink spaghetti strap dress.

"Wow! Gorgeous as always Mim's!" Tai exclaimed staring at her. He looked up at her and saw that she was desperately trying to keep herself from laughing.

"Whats so funny?" He asked cocking his head. This action only made Mimi fail in keeping her laughter in check.

"Ahahahahahah!!! Tai(giggle) do you have any idea what your leaning on? Turn around you goofball!"

Taichi then turned his head only to be met by the huge chest of a tall woman. "OH MY GOD!!" He screamed stumbling back and causing Mimi to tumble over with laughter. Now that he was further away Taichi noticed that he had been leaning against a female manakin that had not been dressed yet! Taichi blushed cherry red from head to toe and covered his eyes.

"oh dear god make it stop." He whispered. "So thats why everybody's been looking at me wierd.

"You mean you didn't KNOW!" Mimi yelled still laughing. "Tai you are such a twinkie!" Mimi was now rolling on the floor clutching her stomach. "Oh god it hurts." She giggled begining to get up.

"You're going ta hell Mimi."Tai grumbled glaring at the tiled ground with his hands in his pocket. "Its not THAT funny." He said giving her a hand up.

"Oh so you're used to being between a manakin's breast?" She said raising an eyebrow and making Taichi blush from head to toe.

"MIMIIIIIIII!" He whined like a son who's mother just revealed a childhood secret to his friends.

"Just playing with you." She giggled. Mimi then grabbed his hand and walked out of the department with arms full of bags and boxes. Well Tai had most of them anyway.

After all the shopping was done Mimi had to go buy undergarments. She noticed that where normal guys would freak out when heading toward Victoria Secret, Tai seemed all to eager. When she had approached the enterence she spun around on her heel and glared at Tai. "Do you mind!"

"Not really." He said cheekily.

"Tai,um, I don't know if you've noticed but, well, this is the, ahem, women's lingera section."

"Yeah I know, so are we gonna go in or what?" He said slightly standing on his tip toes peering in over her head.

"Tai I have to buy, a, you know!" She said blushing furiously.

"Bra and underwear?" Tai finished for her bluntly.

"Yes now leave!!!!" Mimi shouted.

"Wait, aren't you gonna model them for me?" He asked innocently.

"AREN'T I WHAT!!! How did your morbid, twisted mind think that!!!"

"Well you are going into Victoria secrets, which we all very well know consists of night wear for , ahem, special occasions. There for I think its only right for me to protect my investment." He said confidently.

Mimi gawked at him appalled and ruthlessly shoved her shopping bags in his arms and stomped into the department store. "I TAKE IT YOU DON'T AGREE WITH MY LOGIC?!" He called after her. Tai sighed. "Well at least she didn't give me the finger."

Taichi waited on a bench for her to come out. Right now he was twidling his thumb regretting not doing his little reflection trick(the one he did on the plane) near Mimi's dressing room. "Ah well, I still got my imagination." He said smiling and closing his eyes. He layed his head back as his smile widened.

"Taiiiiii!! I'm done!"

Tai's head snapped up to face Mimi. He smiled. "So I take it you're saving the goods for the hotel room neh? Great idea! I'm sure all that red in the room will look great with whatever you bought." He chirped.
Mimi rolled her eyes at him and glared.

"Not for the world Taichi." She grumbled. "I find it amazing you could walk around the mall all this time! I mean we've been here for-"she looked at her watch "Seven hours now!" Mimi held her watch to her ear and jostled it around. "Nope that right! Its working."

"Yeah well I think you've tortured the clerks long enough. Can we go now?" He whined.

"Now there's the Taichi I love to annoy."

Tai yanked himself up and offered his arm to her. "C'mon lets hail a cab."

Unfortunately when they got outside it wasn't as easy as they had originaly thought. "TAXIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!" Tai shouted. He was only met with speeding cars racing by. "Ughhhhhhhhh!! This isn't how they do it in the movies!" A speeding taxi was making its way toward the duo. "Ok Mimi here comes one. NOw when I give the signal. You flash 'em!k?"

"The only flashing I'm going to do is the little flash on the camera! Now get your hand off my shirt Taichi!"

He grumbled and let go of the hem of her pink tank top. Mimi sighed and shook her head dissapointedly.

"Its sort of a pity you didn't grow up rich like I did. I've learned a few tricks of my own." She said smugly.

Taichi rolled his eyes. "Yeah sure. And I'm the keebler elf. Mimi I could hall a taxi in a few more minutes. Now unless you plan on flashing someone then you might as well just step back and let the man do his work.

"Yeah well tell me when you see him. In the mean while I'll be getting us a cab."

Tai watched as she dug through her purse and emerged her hand with two one hundred dollar bills. Mimi then raised her hand in the air and waved it violently. "TAXIIIIIIIII!!!!!!" Seven taxi's crashed into eachother in a line infront of them. Mimi smirked and but the money back in her purse. "All can talk the talk but few can walk the walk." She said flipping a lock of hair over her shoulders.

Taichi gawked at her as she got into the cab waiting for him. He looked down to his pocket. "I wonder if it works with a twenty." He mumbled before getting into the cab with Mimi.

Soon they reached the Valentine inn. It was an enormous castle that looked as if it had been cut out of some horror book, but once they walked inside it was like walking into a greek myth. Red and pink was everywhere! Hearts and lips and gold ect! The manager was there to great them. "Hello do you have a reservation?"

"Um yeah. I'm Taichi Kamiya-"

"Oh the contest winners!" The manager exclaimed. "Of course! Henry!" Immediately a young red haired man emerged from the hall way to appear beside them. "Carry there things to there room. Now what room will you be staying in?"

"Well you see, the new mrs. here and I-" In an instant Taichi's hand clamped over Mimi's mouth to stop her protests and struggles. "-would like to see what you have in a suit?" Mimi violently struggled and scratched. Desperately trying to bite him, anything to protest thier 'marrige'.

"Oh how sweet! Yes we have just the suit for newly weds'wink wink nudge nudge' if you get my drift." He said cheekily.

"Hey yeah! Is there (mmfg) any (ouch!) way you could(don't bite!) hurry this up!" Taichi said as Mimi instantly picked up her fight on the managers refrences.

"Of course. Henry! Get this nice couple's bags if you please." The manager barked. The bell hop immediately jumped up and started toward the tower of pink bags and a few normal ones. "Here are your keys to room A137 alright?" Tai nodded and picked Mimi up babystyle so he could keep his hand on her mouth.When they got to the room Tai slowly put her down.

"TAICHI KAMIYA WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Saying we're married." Tai said innocently

"I WANT A DIVORCE!!" She screeched back.

The were inturrupted by a nock at the door. It turned out that several bell hops had their suitcases.

"E-excuse me? Mr. and Mrs. Kamiya we have your bags." The bell hop mumbled through the suitcases.

"WE'RE NOT MAR-"

"I'll just take those thanks." Tai inturrupted as he took the suitcases and slammed the door in their faces.

After that Taichi turned around and came face to face with a furious Mimi with her hands on her hips and virgerously tapping her foot.

"I don't know when. I don't know how. But I will get you back for this."

"Heh, don't have to do much. Just make me go shopping again and there'll be no need for hell." Taichi mumbled walking over to one of his few suitcases. "But in the mean time, its late and we need some sleep so why don't you go get into the little number you got at victoria secret." He said with a grin on his face. Mimi just rolled her eyes and stomped off to the bathroom to change. When he was sure she was gone Tai began to look their room over. It was absolutely beautiful. It was like all the bedrooms they have in romance movies. The entire room was red and had a heart shaped bed. The love seat consisted of three red and gold hearts put together. The room itself was all out huge!

"Heh, even the T.V's heartshaped." Tai chuckled. He quickly changed into his ordinary pair of orange boxer shorts and jumped onto the bed. He snatched the remote from the cupid shaped nightstand and flicked on the t.v. His vewing pleasure was inturrupted by the sound of the bathroom door opening. Though Tai ignored it. Mimi came out in an orversized 'Colts' football jersey and a pair of navey boxer shorts that were hidden underneath the shirt. When he heard footsteps Tai then looked over at her.

"Awww no silk nighty?"

"Don't try any hankey pankey on me Kamiya."

"Right! No hankey pankey." He chirped saluting her.

Mimi crawled over the bed and to her sid to watch a little bit of t.v. with him before they went to sleep. Taichi saw this and quietly snuck his hand around her shoulders.

"Tai I suggest you remove you arm before I do." Taichi instantly snatched his arm away knowing that when Mimi used that tone of voice she wasn't kidding.

It was begining to get late and quite frankly there wasn't much on anyway. Taichi yawned and took a pillow along with a blanket down to the floor beside Mimi's side of the bed.

"What're you doing?" Mimi asked looking down at him from the bed.

"There's only one bed and since you're the girl I guess you got first dibbs, neh?" He said with a yawn before laying his head on the pillow and pulling the covers up. Mimi nodded not knowing what to say at his outburst of gentlemenly act. She curled up on the bed, pulling the cover up to her chin and flickin off the light.

"Night Mim's"

"Night Night Tai."








Taichi awoke lazily as he felt something brush under his nose. He let out a quick sneeze and swatted at whatever was itching his nose. It wasn't some course fringe of the pillow as he had thought it was. Whatever he had swatted at was unbearably soft and silky. Taichi opened his eyes and looked down to find Mimi's head sleeping on his chest with the covers up to her chin. Her hair had been under his nose. Taichi smiled and stroked her cinemen hair as he layed his head over hers. She had crawled down with him. 'Heh, Big bad Mimi gave up the bed just to keep me company. Will wonders never sease.' He thought. With that last thought come and gone through his head, Taichi closed his eyes to get in a few more hours of sleep before being forced to get up by Mimi.