Why is Luna pink? Why is there a caterpillar with a hooka? How did James turn in to the Pillsbury Dough Boy and why is McGonagall imagining Albus in a thong? And what does Merlin have to do with this? Please read and find out! RR

AU - What if the war went on much longer than any one thought? This shows the final battle between Harry and Voldemort. Wrote in my spare time and I might do small collections of oneshots. Please note this belongs to JK Rowling not me.

Short drabble centred on Severus Snape.

The erotic adventures of Professor Snape and his daughter, Lily Snape.

A Sirus x Remus one-shot in which Sirius accidentally admits his feelings to his friend.

Sirius x Remus pairing. Non-canon.

One-shot based on Ron Weasley, with Fred x Hermione side pairing. Non-canon.

Remus x Sirius one-shot set during their school years. Little bit of angst, whole lot of fluff.

Short drabble based solely on Remus Lupin. Non-canon.

Remus x Sirius one-shot. Non-canon.

Remus x Sirius pairing, Hogwarts. Non-canon, unless you believe they were both gay.

Draco x Hermione one shot, non-canon. Set during their time at Hogwarts. Total lemon.

Short drabble featuring Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Does not follow the epilogue found in Deathly Hallows.

Bellatrix n'est pas une enfant comme les autres, c'est une Black. Et en tant que telle, elle se doit de se montrer digne et, surtout, de plier les autres à sa volonté. Sous son visage d'ange de petite fille modèle, se cache une véritable vipère.

Victoire Weasley dans tous ses états. Recueil de one-shots.

Hogwarts punya snowglobe yang ajaib. Minerva suka memandanginya. Dan pada suatu hari...

Bukankah janji adalah kata penuh tipuan, kebohongan, serta muslihat? Buktinya, janji selalu kosong 'kan? / "Granger?" sebuah suara membuyarkan lamunannya. Kebetulan adalah satu dari sekian banyak permainan takdir..

Quand on veut le bonheur de la personne qu'on aime, on sacrifierait jusqu'à sa vie... YAOI ! Ne prend pas en compte les tomes 6 et 7.

Son odeur emplit la pièce et le fait suffoquer. Des années qu'il n'a pas senti ce parfum si particulier. Il renifle alors, ce qui, avant, lui tordait l'estomac. Il oublie qu'il est un exilé et que jamais il ne reverra sa patrie. Elle sent si bon le jasmin.

Hermione tries her best to stay focused, but that proves to be difficult with her professor showing a certain...interest in her. Rated T for later chapters.

There were fifty precise memories that Rose, Lorcan, and Lucy shared, and they would never, ever, forget them. Chapter 2 (A Prank Gone Right): Rose is always at it with her pranks, except this time Lucy and Lorcan are the victims. Well, 'victims' wouldn't exactly be the word Rose would use. It was not, after all, her intention. Written for OT3 Boot Camp Challenge & Honeydukes Comp.

"I love Lily- still do, more than I can ever say. Even if I tell her everyday, she'll never know exactly how much." so, we know how they got together, but there are still questions lingering. What happens now? The unfinished sequel to "The Memories of a Tiger Lily"- discontinued, sorry guys!

Although the entire house was in a festive mood, and he felt that he should be, he just couldn't. Not now. (A Harry Potter Christmas song-fic drabble inspired by Pentatonix's rendition of O Holy Night. Written in an attempt to cure my writer's block. Happy Holidays, everyone.)

It's all insane, everything's insane.. WHAT- no; WHY/ HOW, and you tilt your head up to the sky and feel the stars dancing on your skin. You catch one of the dancing stars on your tongue. What's it doing snowing in the middle of April? You wonder. Oneshot, Sirius thinks he has screwed up irrevocably, Lily Evans comforts him. Warning: RL/SB

Sub!Harry, Top!Draco, AU - Draco is a prince and Harry is a slave. There is no Voldemort- Though Riddle exists- but Harry's parents are still dead. Story starts at the slave market where Draco buys Harry. M for later chapters! Chapter 5 up!