Ever Had Three of Those Days...?
Sequel to 'Ever Had One of Those Days...?' and 'Ever Had Two of Those Days...?'
Disclaimer: The X-men aren't mine, don't sue, blah blah blah. You know the drill. I'm not making any money off this or anything. If I was, do you think I'd be posting it here? Praise and reviews are appreciated. Flames will be used to toast my next X-men victim...
OK, I've had two or three people asking me to do one of these for Wolverine, so, here it is!
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Logan's day was going from bad to worse. But let's start from the begginning.
Three in the morning: Logan was peacefully roaring along the trans-Canada hi-way when he suddenly got the distinct tickling feeling at the back of his throat that told him he'd swallowed a bug. He coughed, mostly because the tickling was annoying him than anything else. After all, with his mutant haling factor, nothing short of having his head chopped off would kill him and after some of the battles he'd seen, swallowing a bug wasn't even mildly disgusting.
Coughing, however, turned out to be a big mistake, as the next thing he knew, some stupid driver was pushing him off the road into a swamp. After thoroughly yelling himself hoarse (several times) shouting at the driver who was by now long gone, he walked over to his-or rater, Scott's-bike to inspect the damage. Getting the bike out of the swampy ditch was no problem, but once on dry land, it refused to start. After poking around in it's insides for awhile, he finally admitted that he couldn't fix it and started walking to the nearest town.
Once at the town, he spent half an hour tracking down a tow truck that would actually go out and get a motorcycle half and hour from town. After that was taken care of, he took another half hour finding a phone so he could phone Scott and tell him his bike was mucked up with swamp water.
When he reached the X-mansion, however, he found that everybody except the Beast was gone on a mission and the Beast asking him if he could please come back to the mansion as all the other X-men were in a dreadfull pickle and needed him to haul their sorry butts out of it. Logan told the Beast he'd be there soon, and, after getting Scott's bike fixed, raced back to the X-mansion, getting four speeding tickets and almost not being permitted to cross the border.
He got to the X-mansion just in time to run smack into Electro, who promptly seized Logan's momentary surprise at seeing him prowling around the grounds to fry him. After barely managing to escape Electro, Logan got into the mansion-and ran smack dab into Magneto and the Botherhood of Evil Mutants, who promised very cheerfully that if he didn't do what they wanted they would gladly electrocute every member of the X-men, which happened to include Jubilee. So, having no other choice, Logan submitted to Magneto, despite the objections of the X-men's whos lives he was saving.
It turned out that Magneto wanted Logan to help bust a few of his buddies out of jail. After doing so, he and Magneto returned to the X-mansion to be greeted but the grinning - and free - X-men. Finally, at midnight, after they dropped the captured Magneto and his fellow evil mutants at a prison, Logan managed to drag himself to his bed, only to remember that most of his stuff was still packed on Scott's bike.
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If there's any mistakes in spelling of puncuation, sorry, it's a first draft. I wrote it inbetween writing on my X-men/Star Wars crossover and reading Marvels 'Cerebro Files'.
~Gecko
Sequel to 'Ever Had One of Those Days...?' and 'Ever Had Two of Those Days...?'
Disclaimer: The X-men aren't mine, don't sue, blah blah blah. You know the drill. I'm not making any money off this or anything. If I was, do you think I'd be posting it here? Praise and reviews are appreciated. Flames will be used to toast my next X-men victim...
OK, I've had two or three people asking me to do one of these for Wolverine, so, here it is!
~*~
Logan's day was going from bad to worse. But let's start from the begginning.
Three in the morning: Logan was peacefully roaring along the trans-Canada hi-way when he suddenly got the distinct tickling feeling at the back of his throat that told him he'd swallowed a bug. He coughed, mostly because the tickling was annoying him than anything else. After all, with his mutant haling factor, nothing short of having his head chopped off would kill him and after some of the battles he'd seen, swallowing a bug wasn't even mildly disgusting.
Coughing, however, turned out to be a big mistake, as the next thing he knew, some stupid driver was pushing him off the road into a swamp. After thoroughly yelling himself hoarse (several times) shouting at the driver who was by now long gone, he walked over to his-or rater, Scott's-bike to inspect the damage. Getting the bike out of the swampy ditch was no problem, but once on dry land, it refused to start. After poking around in it's insides for awhile, he finally admitted that he couldn't fix it and started walking to the nearest town.
Once at the town, he spent half an hour tracking down a tow truck that would actually go out and get a motorcycle half and hour from town. After that was taken care of, he took another half hour finding a phone so he could phone Scott and tell him his bike was mucked up with swamp water.
When he reached the X-mansion, however, he found that everybody except the Beast was gone on a mission and the Beast asking him if he could please come back to the mansion as all the other X-men were in a dreadfull pickle and needed him to haul their sorry butts out of it. Logan told the Beast he'd be there soon, and, after getting Scott's bike fixed, raced back to the X-mansion, getting four speeding tickets and almost not being permitted to cross the border.
He got to the X-mansion just in time to run smack into Electro, who promptly seized Logan's momentary surprise at seeing him prowling around the grounds to fry him. After barely managing to escape Electro, Logan got into the mansion-and ran smack dab into Magneto and the Botherhood of Evil Mutants, who promised very cheerfully that if he didn't do what they wanted they would gladly electrocute every member of the X-men, which happened to include Jubilee. So, having no other choice, Logan submitted to Magneto, despite the objections of the X-men's whos lives he was saving.
It turned out that Magneto wanted Logan to help bust a few of his buddies out of jail. After doing so, he and Magneto returned to the X-mansion to be greeted but the grinning - and free - X-men. Finally, at midnight, after they dropped the captured Magneto and his fellow evil mutants at a prison, Logan managed to drag himself to his bed, only to remember that most of his stuff was still packed on Scott's bike.
~*~
If there's any mistakes in spelling of puncuation, sorry, it's a first draft. I wrote it inbetween writing on my X-men/Star Wars crossover and reading Marvels 'Cerebro Files'.
~Gecko