A/N: I'm sorry; I'm really bad about finishing this, aren't I?? Darn it, everybody is being so uncooperative. James and Lily really don't want to get together, even though I tell them too, and Sirius is just being mean. And the stupid little voice in my head is trying to tell me to kill one of them off...
Do you think anyone could be this nuts, or am I just lucky?
Disclaimer: ok, I haven't done a proper disclaimer in a LLLLOOOONNNGGG time, so you all have to hear this one! I do not own...Lily, James, Remus, Peter, Sirius, Snape, Pro. Flitwick, Pro. McGonagall, Pro. Dumbledore, and pretty much everybody in the cast, however, I do own Elisabeth, (who James has not broken up with yet, by the way) the guard Lily flirted with to get into Knockturn alley, (which I do not own...) and Mary, (who is supposed to be a first year and only shows up once,) and Professor Evillson. (His first name is not idiot, either, that's just Sirius not cooperating with me again.) Hehehehehehe. It's the first time ever my disclaimer is longer then my Author's Note! And you look like a loser reading all of it by the way, so hurry up and get on with the story!
Perhaps it was over use of the confundus charm, or perhaps things were meant to be this way, James didn't know. But all of a sudden, things went mad. Sirius constantly flirted with his girlfriend Elisabeth, and James found he didn't care, Snape followed Lily around like a lost puppy, and he found he very much did care. But things didn't really go over the top until he found Sirius in the library. Studying.
"What the heck are you doing??" James gasped, looking at Sirius, who holding a book called "Victorian life of British Muggles."
"Looking at something I don't understand in my acting part," said Sirius shrugging. "I don't get this India thing, it said in the script that my part moved to India for government purposes. Then why did they go to parties and ride on elephants all the time? And could you explain to me what an army is? Do they just go around in the snazzy suits and shoot people or...?"
James pulled himself out of shock at hearing Sirius say, "snazzy" long enough to say, "I dunno, ask Lily."
"I will then," said Sirius, picking up the book and scanning the barcode with his wand. I just hope she knows." He then left the library leaving a dumbfounded James standing behind him.
"Snazzy," said James, shaking his head. "Snazzy. Has the whole world gone mad, or have I? Next thing you know he'll be calling off the prank, Peter will go insane, join Voldemort, and kill us all, and Remus will marry a Slytherin."
~**~
"GO AWAY SNAPE! LEAVE ME ALONE!" It was clearly a redhead's war cry, and one particular redhead was seething, leaving Snape with a bloody nose. Lily strode down the hall, feeling triumphant, leaving a very bloody Snape, and a hysterical Sirius, behind her.
"Lily, what???" Elisabeth attempted to intercept her best friend from heading to her dorm.
"I feel on top of the world!" she proclaimed. "And that's all I have to say on the matter."
She marched up the stairs and to her dorm, where she cracked up hysterically. The look on Snape's face when she gave him that bloody nose and black eye was priceless. Once she had calmed down slightly to hear herself talk again, she called Elisabeth.
"I thought you went mad on me for a minute there. You scared me." She said, look scared, but slightly inclined to laugh.
"Nonsense. I was doing what any respectable redhead would do," Lily replied. "Now, I need help with my lines, so I'll cast the confundus charm on you, and then on me, Ok?"
"Do I hafta?" Grumbled Elisabeth, "I thought James was your guinea pig."
"He was. He's off doing some prank, or something, so He couldn't help me."
"Fine."
"I owe you one."
"Just cast the stupid spell already! You can kiss my feet later."
~**~
James sat in the hospital wing, scrubbing bedpans. All he had done was "accidentally" managed booby trap Filch's office so that all the detention slips he had ever given hit him round the head until he was knocked senseless. Even Sirius didn't manage to get out of that one.
A/N: Yes! I put the detention in!
Now Sirius was talking animatedly about the prank they were about to perform.
"So, all we need to do," he was saying, "Is to time the floo powder and the fireworks to go off, the second everybody is looking at Remus, and Snape is getting expelled...So we have to enchant Lily's wand..."
Peter was looking confused.
"Wha??"
"Dreaming about food again, eh rat boy?" James joked.
"Err..." Peter blushed.
"Never mind, just get to work on the bedpans," Said Remus, looking very sorry for the predicament that Peter was in.
~**~
"Oh Lily, do hold on...I can't figure out how to get this stupid confundus charm off you..."
Lily looked down at herself.
"I'm not dead," She said, as if this came as a surprise.
"No, because you are PLAYING a part. Hold on, I'll go look up the counter charm..."
Lily got up and started for the door.
"Where are you going?" Asked Elisabeth worriedly.
"I'm not dead," Lily repeated, and broke into a run for the astronomy tower.
"Oh my g- LILY!"
~**~`
James heard cries of "LILY!" rushing past her door. "Come on!" He yelled to his friends.
"Elisabeth, what's up?"
"It's Lily, I can't get the confundus charm off her, we were practicing, you know, and now she off to kill herself because she's a ghost in the play and...OH!"
She broke into a run again, and James quickly followed, yelling, "WHO CARES ABOUT THE STUPID DETENTION! COME ON!"
They reached the astronomy tower just in time to see Lily jump...
A/N: Hehehehe. I'm evil, aren't I? Did I really do as I threatened and kill her off? Find out, next.
Do you think anyone could be this nuts, or am I just lucky?
Disclaimer: ok, I haven't done a proper disclaimer in a LLLLOOOONNNGGG time, so you all have to hear this one! I do not own...Lily, James, Remus, Peter, Sirius, Snape, Pro. Flitwick, Pro. McGonagall, Pro. Dumbledore, and pretty much everybody in the cast, however, I do own Elisabeth, (who James has not broken up with yet, by the way) the guard Lily flirted with to get into Knockturn alley, (which I do not own...) and Mary, (who is supposed to be a first year and only shows up once,) and Professor Evillson. (His first name is not idiot, either, that's just Sirius not cooperating with me again.) Hehehehehehe. It's the first time ever my disclaimer is longer then my Author's Note! And you look like a loser reading all of it by the way, so hurry up and get on with the story!
Perhaps it was over use of the confundus charm, or perhaps things were meant to be this way, James didn't know. But all of a sudden, things went mad. Sirius constantly flirted with his girlfriend Elisabeth, and James found he didn't care, Snape followed Lily around like a lost puppy, and he found he very much did care. But things didn't really go over the top until he found Sirius in the library. Studying.
"What the heck are you doing??" James gasped, looking at Sirius, who holding a book called "Victorian life of British Muggles."
"Looking at something I don't understand in my acting part," said Sirius shrugging. "I don't get this India thing, it said in the script that my part moved to India for government purposes. Then why did they go to parties and ride on elephants all the time? And could you explain to me what an army is? Do they just go around in the snazzy suits and shoot people or...?"
James pulled himself out of shock at hearing Sirius say, "snazzy" long enough to say, "I dunno, ask Lily."
"I will then," said Sirius, picking up the book and scanning the barcode with his wand. I just hope she knows." He then left the library leaving a dumbfounded James standing behind him.
"Snazzy," said James, shaking his head. "Snazzy. Has the whole world gone mad, or have I? Next thing you know he'll be calling off the prank, Peter will go insane, join Voldemort, and kill us all, and Remus will marry a Slytherin."
~**~
"GO AWAY SNAPE! LEAVE ME ALONE!" It was clearly a redhead's war cry, and one particular redhead was seething, leaving Snape with a bloody nose. Lily strode down the hall, feeling triumphant, leaving a very bloody Snape, and a hysterical Sirius, behind her.
"Lily, what???" Elisabeth attempted to intercept her best friend from heading to her dorm.
"I feel on top of the world!" she proclaimed. "And that's all I have to say on the matter."
She marched up the stairs and to her dorm, where she cracked up hysterically. The look on Snape's face when she gave him that bloody nose and black eye was priceless. Once she had calmed down slightly to hear herself talk again, she called Elisabeth.
"I thought you went mad on me for a minute there. You scared me." She said, look scared, but slightly inclined to laugh.
"Nonsense. I was doing what any respectable redhead would do," Lily replied. "Now, I need help with my lines, so I'll cast the confundus charm on you, and then on me, Ok?"
"Do I hafta?" Grumbled Elisabeth, "I thought James was your guinea pig."
"He was. He's off doing some prank, or something, so He couldn't help me."
"Fine."
"I owe you one."
"Just cast the stupid spell already! You can kiss my feet later."
~**~
James sat in the hospital wing, scrubbing bedpans. All he had done was "accidentally" managed booby trap Filch's office so that all the detention slips he had ever given hit him round the head until he was knocked senseless. Even Sirius didn't manage to get out of that one.
A/N: Yes! I put the detention in!
Now Sirius was talking animatedly about the prank they were about to perform.
"So, all we need to do," he was saying, "Is to time the floo powder and the fireworks to go off, the second everybody is looking at Remus, and Snape is getting expelled...So we have to enchant Lily's wand..."
Peter was looking confused.
"Wha??"
"Dreaming about food again, eh rat boy?" James joked.
"Err..." Peter blushed.
"Never mind, just get to work on the bedpans," Said Remus, looking very sorry for the predicament that Peter was in.
~**~
"Oh Lily, do hold on...I can't figure out how to get this stupid confundus charm off you..."
Lily looked down at herself.
"I'm not dead," She said, as if this came as a surprise.
"No, because you are PLAYING a part. Hold on, I'll go look up the counter charm..."
Lily got up and started for the door.
"Where are you going?" Asked Elisabeth worriedly.
"I'm not dead," Lily repeated, and broke into a run for the astronomy tower.
"Oh my g- LILY!"
~**~`
James heard cries of "LILY!" rushing past her door. "Come on!" He yelled to his friends.
"Elisabeth, what's up?"
"It's Lily, I can't get the confundus charm off her, we were practicing, you know, and now she off to kill herself because she's a ghost in the play and...OH!"
She broke into a run again, and James quickly followed, yelling, "WHO CARES ABOUT THE STUPID DETENTION! COME ON!"
They reached the astronomy tower just in time to see Lily jump...
A/N: Hehehehe. I'm evil, aren't I? Did I really do as I threatened and kill her off? Find out, next.