Well...here's chapter two.....umm....it's gonna get stranger and stranger.....What do you expect? Look at the people who wrote it!! ^_~

And It's Name Is Confusion.....Chapter Two

Heero: *walks into hanger* What are you guys doing here?
Quatre: We're not doing anything...
Quatre: Just talking...
Duo: Yeah...just..uh...talking...*smiles the cute Duo smile*
Heero: Ok I'm going to work on Wing*walks to wing and start working*
Quatre: Um...check on Sandrock for me...k? Something's wrong with my Vulcan guns...
Duo: Huh...
Heero: Hai...*looks at them* Are you okay baka?
Quatre: Me? *big innocent eyes*
Duo: *startaled* Whaa...me?
Heero: Both of you.
Duo: *looks a Quatre* Ummm.....
Heero: You two are acting weird today....
Duo: Hehe..heh...no were not....*getting nervous*
Quatre: We're um...
Duo: Ahh.....well....
Heero: Talk.
Duo: Ummm....we uhh...ah man! It's nothing!! *wink*
Quatre: Just talking!!
Heero: Talk fast, or you'll be dead within a min.
Quatre: *whispers* Damn!!
Duo: *hides under the table* Ohh man!
Quatre: *pulls duo up* We're facing this together!!!
Heero: *points gun at Quatre's and Duo's heads* Talk now.
Duo: *to Heero* I didnt do anything....honest.....aww get off me Q-man!!
Quatre: *whines* I want Trowa.....*covers his mouth* Oops...
Heero: Talk.
Duo: *stops moving* Huh? Trowa??
Heero: I said talk or you'll be dead.
Quatre: Is there something illegal about talking???
Duo: What the hell is going on?!?! *completely lost*
Heero: I want to know what you were talking about, so talk.
Duo: *un-easy* It was nothing Heero.....
Heero: It doesn't sounds like nothing to me.
Quatre: Uhhhh...girl talk...
Duo: Girl? *eyeing Quatre*
Heero: What girl?
Quatre: *blush*
Duo: What a mess.....*hangs head in shame*
Heero: Is Relena here or something?
Duo: Hehe,...uh yeah...
Heero: WHAT?!?!?! And you didn't tell me to hide???
Duo: *points* Over there!
Quatre: *sniffle* I want Trowa.....
Duo: *shrugs*....what was that?
Heero: *looks around* Where is she????
Duo: Ohh...I dont know....somewhere....
Quatre: Huh?? *startled* What was what??
Duo: Thought I heard 'Trowa'...
Quatre: *blush* No you didn't!!
Heero: *runs to his room*
Quatre: WUSS!!! *covers his mouth*
Duo: Hehe...HEY! That's my man!! *shakes fist at Quatre*
Heero: *stops and turns around* What did you call me?
Quatre: *to self* Oops...forgot to take my Happy Pill this morning....*defensive* I didn't call you anything!!!
Duo: *looks a Quatre worried* You take pills??
Heero: What? Now I'm totally confused....
Quatre: How else do you think I stay so damn cheery all the time???
Heero: Oh, I always wondered about that.....
Duo: ......well...thought it had something to do with Trowa....*wink wink*
Quatre: You can't possibly think being this cheerful is natural!!!
Heero: So where did you get the happy pills?
Quatre: Over the counter...*shrug*
Duo: Naww...he gets it from Trowa...hehe...
Heero: Oh, I never noticed.
Quatre: Well, why do you think he's so quiet all the time? You should see him when he forgets to take it!!! It's yippity yap this and that!!!
Heero: He talks?
Quatre: HELL YEAH!!! *covers his mouth again*
Duo: *starts looking for something strong to drink*.........nope...not what I wanted....
Heero: I'm not getting use to that-Quatre go take your pill.
Quatre: *runs away crying*
Duo: What the hell did you do to him???? *watches Quatre run away*
Heero: I told him to go take his pill.
Duo: But you know he's sensative.......
Heero: *shrugs*
Trowa: *comes over* ................????? {translated: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO QUATRE???}
Duo: Oh shit...I didnt do it!!!!!! *waves hands around in the air*
Heero: ............( translated: I told him to take his pill.)
Duo: *trys to hide* Where's my gundam......
Heero: Stay here Duo.
Trowa: ..........!!!!!{translated: FACE MY WRATH, GIRLY BOY!!!}
Heero: ........................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (translated: DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT TO DUO, BANGS BOY)
Duo: Oh shit, oh shit!!! *starts to crawl away*...
Trowa: ............!!!!!!{translated: ITS A FASHION TREND!!!!}
Duo: *freaks*...eppp....
Heero: .................................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (translated: Yeah some fashion trend you got there clown boy.)
Duo: Haha....whoa! Need to be quiet...*smacks self*
Trowa:..............!!!{translated: I'M A PERFORMING ARTIST!!! NOT CLOWN!!!}
Duo: *can read their thoughts* Haha....eppp....
Heero: ..........................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (translated: Yeah what ever. You are still a clown to me-go juggle some balls, better yet go caterin!!!!!!)
Duo: *starts at a dead run to the other side of the hangar*...help...me...God...
Trowa: ............!!!!!!!!{no translation....bad, bad, language...}
Heero: .................!!!!!!!!(translated: Well bring it on clown boy!!!!!!)
Duo: *cries*....why me??.... *STILL RUNNING*
Trowa: *soft red aura surrounds him* ..........!!!!{translation: I WILL KILL YOU!!!!}
Heero: *green aura surrounds him*..................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(translation: THAT'S MY LINE GO GET YOUR OWN!!!!!!!)
Duo: *talks to self* Faster Duo faster!!
{*Rhythm Emotion plays in the background*}
Trowa: .........................!!!!!!!! {translation: I HAVE NO GOOD QUOTES!!!}
Duo: *stops running* Where the hell, is that music comming from??
Heero: ........................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(translation: That's because you are not popular among the viewers!!!!!!!!!)
Duo: *lost in the music*.....
Trowa: .........................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!{translation: AND WHAT ABOUT ANIMECAT???}
Duo: Wait! I'm in the line of fire!! *runs off never to be seen again*...have fun you guys!! *dust trail*
Heero:.........................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (translation: She is an exception bakayuro.....)
*AnimeCat pops up and glomps Trowa*
Heero: Get back here Duo!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: NOOOO!!! I'm outa here!!
Animecat: EXCUSE ME???
Heero: Stay.
Duo: *cries* I'm too young to die!!
Animecat: ORE WA ANIMECAT!!!
Ayumi: The fic must go on goman nashi.
duo: Oh man! Not another one....*sigh*
Ayumi: *bows*
Animecat: *glomps Duo and drags him back*
Duo: Ahhhhh!!! Let me goooo!!!*struggles*
Heero: *in straight tone* Leave.....My....Duo....Alone.
Animecat: *sticks her tongue out at Heero*
Duo: I can't breathe...Heero....*reaches out*
Heero: I said let him go onna.
Animecat: ARE YOU WUFEI OR SOMETHING???
Duo: I didnt see wufei? *looking around and grins stupidly* Where's my Wu-man??
Heero: No, but I can use some of him right now to teach you a lesson-not to mess with my Duo.
Duo: Come on out.....*grinning*
Animecat: *backs off...resorts to Trowa*
Duo: *looking at Animecat*...thanks....*straightens shirt*
Heero: What do you mean thanks? She almost killed you.
Duo: Sarcasim.....Oh yeah! *starts running agian*
Trowa: ...........!!! {translation: GET HER OFF BEFORE QUATRE SEES!!}
Heero: .................(translation: Oh look, here he comes....)
Quatre: *comes back out, drinking water*
Duo: Just leave me alone!! I wanna live....kill each other...not me!! *runs into Quatre* oww...oh..hey...
Quatre: *sees AnimeCat glomping his koi...purple haze appears around him* WHAT THE???????
Duo: Oh shit....not again....*starts running again*...help!
Heero: It's not what it looks like Quatre....
Quatre: WHAT IS SHE DOING???
Trowa: ..........!!{translation: mmmmpphh!!!}
Duo: What does it look like??? *still running*
Heero: She is ummm.... she is glomping him....
Duo: Kick her but Q-man!! She almost killed me too!!
Animecat: Damn....*backs away slowly*
Duo: *finnaly found a place to hide*...ahh....
*music changes to Just Communication*
Heero: Where did that came from?
Quatre: *shrug*
Duo: *thinking to self* Huh?...hey the music just changed....what the hell is going on?!?!
Heero: Why isn't it playing Last Impression?
Duo: *still hiding* '............'
Trowa: *passes out*
Duo: *still hidding* Oh...man...not my day....
Heero: What do you mean it's now your day? I just found out that two people, that live by me take pills for their personalities.
Qautre: Do you LIKE our personalities?
Heero: YES but now that I know it's unreal then I would rather have the real Quatre and Trowa.
Quatre: No you wouldn't....Trowa never shuts up!!!
Duo: *confused and talking to self* Whats going on out there....
Heero: That's good. I didn't think he could talk sometimes, get out here Duo you sissy!
Duo: *praying* Don't let him find me....please....
Quatre: *pills haven't taken effect* WUSS!!!!
Duo: *starts to worry* Oh....man...not again....*sigh*
Heero: I said get out here Duo! Or do you want me to blow the whole place up to find you?
Quatre: *whines* Where's my Trowa??
Duo: *really nervous now* Why me???? *thinking* How am i gonna get out of here without them noticing....hummm....
Heero: YOU GET OUT OUT OF HERE BEFORE I fucking find you!
Duo: *starting to crawl away slowly*...please....dont let them see....
Quatre: *sees duo, tackles him*
Duo: AAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Heero: Told you to get out of there before I killed you....
Duo: No!! Now I'm dead! Go away Q-man!! What did I do to you?!?!
Quatre: You're not going anywhere....*pills take effect* Oh my Allah! Duo, did I hurt you???
Duo: *screams* YOU FREAK!!! Heero's gonna kill me!!
Quatre: What did I do....? *sniffle*
Heero: Calm down Duo. I'm not going to kill you.
Duo: *gets up and runs...then stops* Huh? Then why did you say.....?
Heero: I am not gonning to kill you baka.
Quatre: *curls up next to unconscious Trowa and cries* ; . ;
Duo: Well...if thats the case...I'm outta here! Seeya!! *runs like hell*
Heero: *tackles duo* Oh no. You're not going anywhere.
Duo: Dammit!! Not again!!*cries* Why me? Can't you leave me alone? I didn't do anything....*sniff*
Heero: You need to stay here.
Duo: *whines* But you guys are nuts and are gonna kill each other....no need for me! So get off!!
Heero: I want to know what you and Quatre were talking about when I walked into the hanger.
Duo: Uhh...it was nothing...
Trowa: *wakes up* Why are you crying, Quatre? You know I hate it when you cry..it makes me so sad...please don't cry...what can I do to stop your tears...?
Heero: Ok. I still I want to know what you are talking about. It's not a sercret is it?
Quatre: *bops Trowa, they both nap*
Duo: *sigh* It was nothing.....so get off!! *getting irratated*
Heero: I'm not getting off unless you tell me what you were talking about.
[AnimeCat: *pops up* Ooo...kinky...... *grins*
Ayumi: *pops up* Wonder what will happen... popcorn, Animecat?
AnimeCat: *takes popcorn* Thanks, Ayumi...*they watch from afar*
Ayumi: Anytime...I have pocky, want some?
AnimeCat: Thanks...
Ayumi: That's whay I suspect it's too OCC.....
AnimeCat: Shhhhh....*watches...hopes for action*]
Duo: Come on...please get off? *starts to cry* You're hurting me....
Heero: I'm sorry Duo. I just noticed that you weren't acting like yourself.
AnimeCat: Maybe he took one of Trowa's pills...
Duo: Ahh...who cares.....we were just talking about stupid stuff....you wouldn't be interested.
Heero: Oh. Ok then. I'm going to check if we have any missions.
Duo: ..........
Heero: *gets up and walks out of the hanger*
Duo: *sarcasticly* What a great day....*looks around...sees nothing interesting* Hey....um...can I come too?
Heero? *looks over to Trowa and Quatre*...ther're not gonna move....
Heero: Whatever. It's just missions.
Quatre: *murmurs in his sleep* Ooo look....the Pillsbury doughboy....
Duo: *sorta hurt* Oh...ok...nevermind then...*sigh*
Heero: You can come if you want.
Duo: *looks over at Quatre* What the hell is he talking about.......oh...what? *looks at Heero*
Heero: *shrugs* I think it's a dream, something about the Pillsbury doughboy....
Duo: *looks at the floor* Yeah well you don't want me around...I'll bug you too much....
Quatre: Muffins....ooo and Tea.....
Duo: *looks at Quatre again* That boy's got problems....
Quatre: My happy pills....I forgot to take them again...face my wrath, doughboy!!!!
Heero: No I want you!!!! *covers mouth*
Duo: *stops what he's doing* What?
Heero: I mean yeah Quatre needs help.
Duo: *not sure he still heard what he thought* Huh...ok.....
Heero: I didn't say anything.....
Duo: *still watching him* Whatever....soo....go check your mail...don't ....
Heero: I WANT YOU!!!!!!! *covers mouth before another outbrust*
Duo: YOU WHAT??
Heero: I mean.... I .... am going to check my mail. I need my laptop.
Duo: *still looking* Hey? Did you forget to take your pills??
Heero: I don't take pills baka.
Quatre: Where are my pills'???? Did you take them, doughboy?
Duo: *shakes head* They really do have problems.......could I be the only sane one? *starts laughing*
Relena: HEEEEEEE~ROOOOO!!!!! Where are you, Heero??? *comes into the hangar screaming loudly*
Duo: Man....
Heero: No. Not HER!! *scared as hell*
Duo: Shit! Not now....
Relena: *sees Heero* There you are!!! I finally found you!!!!
Heero: Help me Duo! *jumps on Duo*
Duo: *holds Heero*...what the hell??
Heero: *panics and kiss Duo*
Duo: *stops moving*........
Relena: *sees the yaoi action* What are you doing???
Heero: *lound enough for Relena to hear* Now that's good koi.... *wishpers* Play along.....
Duo: *speechless...for once...* Uhhh....ok?...
Heero: What? You haven't seen us kissing before Relena?
Relena: *sees Quatre and Trowa* What happened to them?
Duo: *still shocked* They uhhh...hell I dont know!
Heero: We don't know. We were too busy making out right koi?
Duo: They fell or something....*mind isnt working any more*....WHAT? KOI??..... oh..yeah...forgot...heh....koi.......
Relena: *makes face* Ewwwww....you guys are into each other??
Heero: Yup. You haven't noticed?
Duo: *stands there holding Heero*....uhh...
Relena: *blinks*
Duo: *blink blink*
Relena: Ummmm............
Heero: *kiss Duo again more like glomping him*
Duo: *turns to look at Heero and wispers*...uhh....what are you doing??
Heero: Why? You don't like me kissing you? *puppy eyes*
Relena: *turns green* Never mind.....ick.........I don't want you......you're diseased, or something...
Duo: *gets pissed at that* Hey!! Don't you say that you stupid onna!!!
Heero: Yeah Relena. You might be the Queen of the World but you can't do that to my Duo.
Relena: *gives Duo the finger*
Duo: Ohhh!!! That's it!!!
Relena: *pissed at Duo...growls.......a bright pink aura surrounds her....*
Heero: What's that? *points at Relena*
Duo: *on ZERO system*...dont!
Relena: *goes...Supersaiyan???*
Announcer: What will happen to Heero and Duo?
Duo: *glowing severly while holding up katanas*.......gerrrrr.....
Announcer: Will they survie the Relena who is acatully a Supersaiyan??
Duo: *screams* SHINIGAMI LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer: Or will our heroes suffer?
Duo: *still screaming* YOUR TIMES UP PRINCESS!!!!
Amnnouncer: Tune in for the next episode of "And its name is Confusion!!!" DUN DUN DUUUUUU~N......

*Last Impression playing with a katana holding Duo and a Heero playfully being chased by a tiger*


Hitomi: Duo (Hitomi) Heero (Ayumi) Trowa/Quatre/& Relena (AnimeCat-she types fast and likes to add a lot of people ^_~ keeps us on our toes!) Review PLEASE! ^_~
Duo: *snort* You're gonna kill us all arn't you?
Hitomi: ME? KILL YOU??? Come on! Not my G-boys! *glomps Duo*
Heero: What the hell? Get this tiger away from me!!! *climbs up a tree*
Duo: And he says I'm the wuss.......baka....
Hitomi: *giggles*