Well, it's at an end....*sniff*...not really ^_~ It ends well, at least thats my opinion.....so read then you can tell me yours! ^_^

Announcer: We're we left off last time........

Duo: *Holding katanas high* BRING IT ON PRINCESS!!!!
Relena: KA...ME....HA........*little ki ball forms in her hand*
Heero: Epp!
Relena: *hair flares up abover her head, and eyes go bright green.....*
Duo: *Gets tired of this and knocks Relena out*.....*Wipes hands*...There...all better!
Heero: Thanks. *sigh of relief*
Relena: *falls princess-like and sleeps on the floor...mumuring..*
Duo: *starts to walk away*...Sure.....anything for you Heero....
Heero: *kicks Relena* You think she would wake up?
Duo: Stop that!!
Heero: Why?
Duo: She might just do that!!
Heero: *thinks: Umm...Duo sure taste good...*
Relena: Heero....*mumbles in sleep* Wanna come over my house and 'play'? *giggles*
Duo: *looks at Relena*....thats scary....
Heero: *jumps* What... what.. did she say??
Relena: *licks lips* Yummy........
Duo: *looks at her again*
Relena: Oh Heero...you naughty naughty boy.......
Duo: *makes face*....hehe....naughty? *turns to Heero*
Heero: Help.....
Duo: Ick...*looks at her again*...she needs those pills....
Heero: I agree. *nods*
AnimeCat: *pops up and hands Duo Trowa's pills* Here...give her the whole bottle...
Duo: *holds on with all his life* THANKS!!!
AnimeCat: Sure thing.
duo: *gives all the pills to Relena* Hehe...problem solved!!
heero: Can you at least kill her?
AnimeCat: No....sorry....that's beyond my power....I can mute her for eternity...how does that sound?
heero: Oh, that's sounds great to me.
duo: *leaves them to their barganing*...ok...I'm gonna go now...
heero: Stay here Duo.
AnimeCat: *snaps her fingers* Done.
Ayumi: *pops up* Yup. That would be great!
Heero: Thanks.
AnimeCat: *hands Heero paper* This is my bill.
Heero: Can I have a refund?
AnimeCat: No.
Duo: Uhh ohh....*starts to walk away*
Heero: You can have my laptop *thinks: but I have Duo's pics in there, better not*
AnimeCat: Ummm....*looks at Trowa*
AnimeCat: If you give me Trowa we'll call it even. Ummm....*looks at Trowa and Quatre*
Duo: *walks away silently...or so he thought*
Heero: Don't leave Duo.
AnimeCat: Give me Trowa and we'll call it even! *evil grin*
Heero: Done.
Duo: *cries*...but I just wanna go to bed!!!
AnimeCat: *shakes hands with Heero*
Heero: *hands Animecat Trowa* No you stay here...what if she wakes up?
Duo: *crosses arms* So! You deal with her!!
Heero: I can't kill her, and I would be in shock by then.
Duo: Not my problem!! *huff*
AnimeCat: *slings Trowa over her shoulder and walks away, humming Love is a Shooting Star*
Ayumi: I want anime power too!! *fufufufu* Stupid black wings!
Duo: You can deal with her now!! She cant even babble!!
Ayumi: I can only fly.....
AnimeCat: *from where she is, screams over the distance* WELL LOOK AT IT THIS WAY, AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE A TAIL!!!!!!
Makoto Kino: *chases AnimeCat* wait for me!!!*they vanish when AC snaps her fingers*
Heero: She is still a headache to deal with.
Duo: *shrugs* Well....what are we gonna do then?
Heero: Can we just sit here?
Duo: Ummm...ok...and then what? Wait for her to wake up? *sits on the ground* Sooo.....
Heero: Yeah, that's the plan. *thinks: maybe we can kiss again....*
Duo: *plays with the end of his braid*
Heero: *polishes his gun*
Duo: *and breaks the band*....damn it!! Man......
AnimeCat: *braids Trowa's unibang*
heero: *looks at duo and thinks: damn he's beautiful*
Duo: *holds braid so it wont open completely*....now what am I gonna do?
Ayumi: *reading their thoughts* Heheh....kinky....
Heero: Here let me help.
Duo: What? You got a band for my hair?

[Wufei: Baka Onnas.
Hitomi: Kiss my grits Otoko!! HA! *sticks out tounge*
Wufei: Who the hell?? Help me, Nataku!!! Waaa~ah!!
Hitomi: You're the weakling wufei...
Wufei: Who are you, Hitomi???
Hitomi: A soon to be authoress! So you better watch it Wu-man!]

Heero: Sorry. I don't have those. Here. Use this instead *hands Duo a ribbon*
Duo: *sigh* A ribbon?
Heero: Yeah .
Duo: Well...I guess I have no choice...*ties hair with the ribbon* Hey, why do you have a ribbon?
Heero: Beautiful.
Duo: What?
Heero: Nothing.
Heero: I got it from Quatre.
Duo: *thinks Heero's acting strange*Ok....that makes some, sense....
Heero: Yeah.
Duo: *starts to hum a tune*.......*looks around the hanger*
Heero: So, what should we do with her? *points at Relena*
Duo: Well...umm....put her somewhere I guess....*shrugs*
Heero: Where?
Duo: I dont know.....
Heero: Can we just burn her?
AnimeCat: That's not in the contract!
Duo: What are you doing here??? Thought you left!
Heero: Yeah, what are you doing here?
AnimeCat: *shrugs* I just decided to pop in.....
Ayumi Hikaru: Hey what aboout me?
Duo: *to self* I need to pay more attention....
AnimeCat: I can visit!! *glomps Duo*
duo: AHHHHH!...get off! *strugles*
Ayumi Hikaru: Leave Duoy alone!
AnimeCat: *fufufu*
Heero: Leave him alone.
AnimeCat: *backs off and snuggles with her Tro-chan*
Duo: Thank you!
Ayumi Hikaru: And I don't have a boyfriend.....
Duo: *looks at Ayumi* And you think you have problems....
AnimeCat: So, do you want me to get rid of Relena for ya?
Heero: Yeah.
Duo: Ok....this is getting too strange for me...
AnimeCat: What do you want me to do with her?
Heero: I agree, burn her.
Duo: *sigh* Well you guys figure this out...I'm outta here!
AnimeCat: *thoughtfully* Can't burn her....hmmm....
Heero: No don't go, and what do you mean you can't burn her?
Duo: I dont like that smell. *wrinkles his nose*
Ayumi Hikaru: I would if I could but I don't have anime powers. I only have stupid black wings.
Duo: *thinks about burning Relena*...hehe...
Heero: Well, what should we do?
AnimeCat: *blinks* You guys may be pyromaniacs but I'm not....
Duo: Hey! I'm not!
AnimeCat: *gestures to Trowa and they pick Relena up and tote her away*
Duo: Glad that's over with.....
Heero: So what should we do now?
Ayumi Hikaru: I'm not so sure about that. I mean you do burn a lot of things?
AnimeCat: Candles...ok, and there was that time with the dog...
Ayumi Hikaru: And you call yourself normal.....
AnimeCat: *blinks* I never called myself normal...
Duo: *shrugs* I don't know....what do you want to do?
Heero: I want to kiss you.
Duo: WHAT?
AnimeCat: *looks at Duo and Heero* Ayumi, we should go...
Heero: I said I want to kiss you.
Ayumi Hikaru: It's giving me a toothache I agree....
Duo: But Relena's gone...*gestures towards the leaving peoples*
Heero: No baka. I want to kiss you don't you understand?
Duo: Ummm, yeah....but you said it was a joke......
Heero: I like you.....
Duo: you do?
AnimeCat: *snaps her fingers and her, Trowa, Relena, Quatre, and Ayumi are gone*
Duo: *faints*
Heero: *catches Duo* Not again, baka you there? *shakes Duo*
Duo: *groggy* Whats going on Heero?
Heero: You fainted.
Duo: Ohh....guess I did...huh....
Heero: Do you remember what I said?
Duo: *remembers and stops moving*...uhhh....yeah......
Heero: Ok then. I'm going to do what I said. *kisses Duo*
Wufei: *walks in, muttering about justice, Nataku, and weak onnas*
Duo: Wow....heh....umm....ok...I can deal with that....*grins from ear to ear*
Wufei: AAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Heero: *looks at the screaming Wufei* What are you doing here?
Duo: Hehe...uh, hi Wu-man! *waves*
Wufei: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! *breathes*
Duo: *if possible-grins wider*
Wufei: *resumes* AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Heero: *deathglares at Wufie*
Duo: It's ok man.....
Wufei: WHAT THE HELL????
Duo: Uhh...whatcha mean?
Heero: What do you mean Wufei?
Wufei: *eyes are bigger than plates, eyebrows have connected with hairline* What the...huh??Yuy....Maxwell....you guys....?
Duo:*looks at Heero*...uh well.....
Heero: What? You haven't seen two guys kiss before? Or you have even seen anyone kiss before?
Duo: *under his breath* Doubt it....*chough*
Wufei: *shakes his head slowly*
Duo: Hehe......
Wufei: *blood gushes from his nose and falls down unconscious*
Heero: mission acomplish
Duo: *eyes Wufei* That's not good....is he gonna be ok?
Heero: We can always say he was dreaming, now lets have some more fun. *kisses Duo again*
Duo: Hey! Wait a min!
Tenshi Calypso: You have achieved your mission and have made all your friends pass out....
Heero: Who are you?
TC: *lifts scythe up to Heero's neck* It will do you no good to mock me, Heero Yuy...
TC: I am Tenshi Calypso, evil side of AnimeCat....
Duo: *to Heero* Are you gonna let them think that there's nothing going on?!?!
Heero: Yeah....
Duo: No way....not with me! *gets up to leave*
TC: Stop!
Duo: What???
TC: You, Duo Maxwell are fated to Heero Yuy...in other words....IF YOU LEAVE NOW I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!!
Duo: Huh? EXCUSE ME?!?!
Heero: Help.....*still being held*
Duo: What is wrong with every one today??
TC: You must stay here with Heero..
Heero: *whines* Let me go.......
Duo: Not gonna....he wants to hide it! *crosses his arms and huffs*
Ayumi Hikaru: *pops up* TC now there you are! Stop that!!
TC: Whhh~y??? I'm getting to my EEEVVVVVUUUUL bit!
Heero: *to Duo* I just though that you would want to hide it....
Duo: *sighs*....no...why would I? *looks over at the girls*......you all are nuts!
Ayumi Hikaru: Can't we all just get along?
Duo: *snorts* Aparently not......
Ayumi Hikaru: What did you call me braid boy?
TC: Peace? *snorts* I do not believe in "peace."
Heero: *wispers* Ok Duo, I'm sorry.
Duo: *raises hands* I didnt call you anything!
TC: What did you call me?? NUTS??
Duo: *fufufu*
Ayumi Hikaru: *gets katana out* Now you know what it is like to be call nuts!!
Duo: Man....I'm not gonna live past today.....
Ayumi Hikaru: I'll show you some justice!
TC: I'll show you!!
Duo: Just kill me....I dont care....*sigh*
Ayumi Hikaru: I have been hanging around Wufei for way too long.......
TC: *raises scythe and her eyes flare red...she looks scary as hell*
Duo: Whatever.....
Heero: No stop! Kill me instead!
Duo: WHAT?? NO YOU DONT HEERO YUY!!
TC: I AM THE GODDESS OF INFINTE!! I POSSESS GREATER POWERS THAN ANIMECAT COULD EVEN DREAM!!
Duo: *under his breath* They ARE nuts....
TC: I am also declared insane in 4 galaxies...
Heero: *runs in front of Duo* Kill me if you are going to kill him, I can't live without him!
Duo: WHAT? YOU'RE SERIOUS?!?!
Heero: Yes Duo. Sayonara .
Ayumi Hikaru: Are you sure you want to do this TC I mean I am a tenshi.....
TC: *raises scythe*
Duo: Noooo! You cant!
Ayumi Hikaru: TC pleast stop.
Suo: *screams* STOOOOP!!!!
Ayumi Hikaru: *holds out wand* Now TC stop it or I will teleport you!!
Duo: You cant kill him!!! I love....
TC: *smirks* Just kidding. *vanishes*
Duo: Oh my god......I dont feel good.....*sits on the floor*
Ayumi Hikaru: That was close. Well Ja. *vanishes*
Heero: I'm sorry Duo, I'll do whatever you want, as long as you talk to me...
Duo: They were gonna kill you! And you were gonna let them!!
Heero: As long as they are not going to kill you.....
Duo: *eyes go wide with confusion* What is wrong with you?!?!
Heero: Ai shiteru,Duo.
Duo: But, but.......huh? You love me??
Heero: Yes Duo. Forever and ever. *looks straight into his eyes*
Duo: What? Really? *is amazed*
Heero: Yeah, you love me too right Duo?
Duo: Well...ummm...*grins* Yeah, me too Heero.....
Heero: *kisses Duo* This is the happiest day of my life Duo.
Duo: Hehe.....yeah...mine too....*kisses him back*

THE END

Duo: THE END??? I don't think so!
Ayumi Hikaru: What??
Duo: *grabs Heero and drags else where*
AnimeCat: Ooo!! Yaoi action!! Ya!
Hitomi: Soooo...now what?
Ayumi: Now we have to write the sequel.....
Hitomi: To this one? Like what?
Ayumi: Relena didn't wake up yet so there's going to have plot for a sequel....
Hitomi: *rubs chin* Ohh yeah...
Ayumi: Relena is going to get revenge on Duo....
Duo: Eep!
Heero: Get back here baka *pulls Duo back to the closet*
Duo: Hehe...yes Sir! *playful salute*

Well? Whatcha think? READ & REVIEW!!! And don't forget to thank AnimeCat and Ayumi!!! Couldnt have made this joint fic without them! ^_~ JA! *waves, with Duo*