CHRISTMAS VACATION: WHAT A MESS!
{Outside the log cabin, our characters gaze at the place where they'll be spending Christmas vacation}
Aeris: See, Misty? That wasn't so long, was it?
Misty: Well I thought it was a long wait.So can we go in now?
Aeris: Yes, we can go in.
Misty: Yay!!![Rushes ahead of everybody else] I want to see the inside!
Squall: I hope you're right about it being better on the inside,Cloud.....
Cloud: I hope so too......
{ The characters go inside and see the biggest mess any of them had seen in their entire lives (Though it's still not as messy as my room!)}
Barret: What the @&$*! I thought you said it looked better on the inside, Cloud!
Cloud: I didn't say that! The guy who rented it to us did!
Squall: Well he ripped you off then....
Cloud: Damn cheapscate!!! He's gonna pay for that! I'm gonna give him an Omnislash for this! Well I guess we're gonna have to clean this place up then.....
Tifa: Well,let's get started!
Cloud: Alright, me and Tifa will clean the living room, Squall and Rinoa will clean the bedrooms,and,uh, who's gonna clean the bathrooms?
Everyone: I'M NOT GONNA DO IT!
Cloud: o.k. then....
Barret: If the house is this messy, the bathroom must be totally disgusting!
Squall:[thinking][Hmmm....Me and Rinoa cleaning the bedrooms alone......My chance for some action!]
Cloud: Let's get to work,everyone!
{Everyone sets off cleaning the cabin}
{Upstairs, however, somebody isn't cleaning.....}
Cloud: Oh, boy! I've got to go to the bathroom REALLY BAD! But I forgot where the bathroom is! [Starts checking all of the doors] Hmmm..... My bedroom...... Tifa's bedroom..... Ash's bedroom.... Squall and Rinoa's...WHAT THE HELL?!?
{Cloud accidentlly stumbled in on Squall and Rinoa...Well, you know.....;)}
Squall: Uh... Do you mind? We're doing something here.....
Cloud: You guys are supposed to be cleaning!
Rinoa: All right! Fine! We'll start cleaning again!
Cloud: That's more like it....... And, uh, guys?
Squall and Rinoa: What?
Cloud: Get some clothes on![Shuts door] *sigh* Shoulda known they'd do that.....
{Later on, they don't run into any more problems, exept for constant arguements over who gets to clean the bathroom and Squall and Rinoa trying to get it on a couple more times.....until.....}
Cloud: Wow! The place looks great! But I'm exhausted....[Flops down onto the sofa]
Tifa: Me too.....[Flops down next to Cloud]
Barret: I feel like I could sleep for days.....[Sits down on the floor] But first, some television!
{Everyone sits down near the television}
Ash: Let's watch a Pokemon documentary!
Rinoa: I want to watch a movie!
Squall: I want to watch.....Wait, what was the title of the show I wanted to watch? Dang GFs!
Rinoa: Stop blaming your forgetfulness on GFs, alright? It really bugs me!
[Everyone starts to argue over what to watch, and Pikachu gets so annoyed, it thundershocks everybody]
Pikachu: PikaaaaaaaaaaaaaCHUUUUUUUUUUU!
Everyone: Yaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
[Everyone falls down and then regains their bearings]
Ash: Pikachu! Don't do that!
Pikachu: Chu.....[Sorry.....]
Cloud: Wait... What's that sound?
{A car pulls up into the driveway, and a couple of people get out}
Person 1: What's a car doing here? And why are the lights on? I thought they weren't gonna be here until tomorrow.....
Squall, Rinoa, and Selphie:[Thinking] [Wait a minute... I've heard that voice before.....]
Person 2: Yeah, it seems strange.....
Squall, Rinoa, and Selphie:[Thinking] [I've heard that voice before too....]
Person 1: Well, just open the door and get to work!
{A key turns in the lock on the front door and Biggs and Wedge walk in. After a slight pause, Biggs,Wedge,Squall,Rinoa, and Selphie realize who they're seeing}
Biggs,Wedge,Squall,Rinoa, and Selphie: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Biggs and Wedge: Those SeeD twerps!
Squall,Rinoa, and Selphie: Those Galbadian idiots!
Biggs: Wait! This means... We're late again!
Squall: Huh?
Wedge: We've taken jobs as cleaners after you twerps got us kicked out of the Galbadian Army!
Rinoa: Uh, you guys quit....
Wedge: Huh? Oh yeah! Well, we wouldn't have had to quit if it wern't for you punks!
Biggs: Wedge! Bring out the XATM-093!
Squall: Wait! Don't you mean zero-nine-TWO?
Biggs: You guys totalled the first model![Hits a button on a remote control]
{The characters go outside to see the XATM-093 coming at them at full speed}
Cloud: This doesn't look good....
Selphie: Heeeeeeey! C'mon! Can't we all get along? [Starts dancing around] Everybody.....Love! And! Peace!
Biggs and Wedge:*sweatdrops* Uhhhh.... No.
Selphie: All right then....
{Selphie starts looking around for another option and sees Pikachu}
Selphie:[Grabs Pikachu] Do something, little rabbit! I know! Shock those meanies like you did to me earlier!
Pikachu: Pika..PIKACHUUUUUU![Thundershocks Biggs,Wedge, and the XATM-093]
{Biggs,Wedge, and the XATM-093 go flying through the air}
Biggs and Wedge: Looks like Biggs and Wedge need a new job![They disapear with a ping]
Pikachu: Pi Pikachu....Pika?[We beat them!.....Huh?]
{Pikachu looks behind himself to see he shocked everybody else by accident}
Selphie: I didn't mean you had to shock me too.....
Cloud: You know what? I think I'll skip watching T.V. and go to bed now.
[Everyone agrees and heads upstairs to bed]
Pikachu: Pika Pi Pikachu Pi Pika?[Was it something I said?] Pika Pi.....Pi Pika Pika Pikachu![Oh well.....See you next episode!] [Runs up to join the others] ________________________________________________________________________
Well, that was the first true episode of Christmas Vacation! I'll try to have a couple other characters join these guys next episode. Here's a hint as to who one of them is: He swears a LOT! Oh, and one of them might be Zell!