TOW Friends Ain't So Innocent Part 2
First of all I would like to say that this fanfic was written purely in fun. Because I write something doesn't mean I support it. Also these characters aren't mine. I'm just borrowing them for a few seconds. Also if you are easily offended and don't like R' movies, you probably shouldn't read this.
Chandler and Monica's apartment
Only those two are there. Chandler's lying on his side on the couch with just a pair of
white and blue boxers. He's watching TV and Monica is in the kitchen making pancakes.
Monica sets the timer and goes over to the couch, where Chandler lays, carrying a damp
towel and some Vaseline. "Hey cutie" Chandler says as he pulls Monica down to the couch.
"How's it feeling?" Asks Monica. "Umm it's still a little sore." "Well turn over and I'll
clean it for you." "Ok." Says Chandler as he rolls over to his stomach revealing a tattoo
on his lower back. "Hmm, it's still sexy." Monica says suggestively. Chandler smiles but it
quickly turns into a grimace as Monica softly rubs the Vaseline on it. "You ok?" Monica
asks. "Yeah, fine. Just burns a little." Chandler reaches back to feel it but Monica lightly
taps his hand. "No sweetie. You don't want to get it infected." "So you can scratch it but
I can't even touch it?" Chandler says jokingly. Smiling Monica says, "Again, I'm sorry for
scratching it last night." Chandler smiles. "I was just caught up in the moment." Monica
finishes. Chandler laughs, "Well I had to take you right there. Damn honey, you blew all in
my ear. You know how much I love that." They both laugh. "Ok finished." Monica says.
Chandler sits up but doesn't lean back. "Oops." Monica says as she goes to pick up the
Vaseline she drops between Chandler's legs. As she goes down to pick it up the rest of the
group comes in and Monica pops her head up and everyone is like, "Ok, yeah, we can come
backetc." "No guys I was just picking this up." Monica says holding the Vaseline. "Ohh!
Ok!" Rachel says. Chandler laughs at the situation. "Come on in guys." He says still
laughing. Everyone comes in and Monica joins Chandler on the couch. Rachel sits in the
recliner and Phoebe also on the couch. Joey sits in the other chair and Ross sits at the
kitchen table. "So what's everyone doing tonight?" Chandler asks everyone. "Nothing
here." Phoebe replies. Everyone else follows that with various, "Me eithers." "How about
we go to Marrz tonight?" Chandler suggests. "Yeah that sounds awesome." Joey says. "Hey
I heard that 'Seeds and Stems' were playing tonight." Ross informs everyone. "Ok,
awesome." Everyone says.
Later at Central Perk
Monica and Chandler are on the chair and Phoebe, Rachel, and Ross are on the couch with
Joey at the table. "Oh what time is it?" Chandler asks. "Six-thirty." Says Ross looking at
his watch. "Then you girls need to start getting ready if we're leaving by nine-thirty."
Chandler says jokingly. "Oh shut-up." Monica says lightly slapping his shoulder. "It takes
you guys a while to get ready too." Rachel points out and all the girls agree. "So what's
for dinner?" Joey asks.
About an hour and a half later. "The Underground Sandwich Shop"
The six sit on bar stools around the circular table. Chandler reaches up and with a snap
and a whistle he says, "Can we get a pitcher over here please." Between his overly sexy
tattoo and the contrast of his tanned skin and his Khaki Dockers, Monica likes to lift the
back of his blue Polo shirt every now and then for a quick turn on. With each time,
Chandler lets out a small laugh. "This place has the best Club sandwiches." Says Monica.
The waiter comes around and places the pitcher on the table and distributes six frozen
glasses. "Thanks," Says Chandler who takes the pitcher and pours himself, Monica, and
Rachel who is also in his reach. He passes it to Joey who pours for everyone else. "Ohh
here comes the food," says Ross as he rubs his hands together hungrily. The waiter passes
out Club sandwiches to Chandler, Monica, Rachel, Ross, and Phoebe. He hands Joey his
meatball sub. The six reminisce of some old times. "But I knew Chandler wouldn't be able
to throw the ball when I flashed him!" Phoebe exclaims as everyone laughs. "Oh, ha ha. Yes,
you found my weak spot. Ha ha." Chandler grins sarcastically. "Oh I got one!" Rachel says.
"What about that time me and Phoebe saw you two fucking against the window!" At this
Monica spits beer everywhere as does Chandler and Ross. Joey just laughs. "You what?!"
Monica exclaims embarrassed. "Oh yeah. That was awful. How else do you think I found
out?" Phoebe asks innocently. Chandler once embarrassed, starts laughing. Monica turns
red. "Here honey." Chandler hands her a cup. "Drink some more and you'll forget all about
it. We may even be able to get your cheeks back to their regular color." Chandler says
teasing her. Everyone is laughing. "Wow. I never knew that's how you found out Phoebe."
Monica says still a little in shock. "How did you find out Rachel?" Chandler asks as he
takes another sip of beer. "I don't know Mr. Big." Rachel says menacingly. Chandler looks
up shocked then to Monica, who is slightly grinning, then back to Rachel questionably. "I
heard one of your phone conversations." Rachel explains. "This is too much information!"
Ross says, a little uncomfortable with the whole concept of that nickname. The whole gang
shares lots of laughs and a few more pitchers.
Marrz: A Bar Downtown
The wonderful band 'Seeds and Stems' is keeping the bar crowded. Joey and Ross are
sitting at the bar eyeing some pretty ladies at a nearby table. Phoebe and Rachel are
sitting at a table with two good-looking guys. Chandler and Monica find the dance floor
and cut a rug if you don't mind me saying so. The song is somewhat fast so they dance
apart but still with each other. Chandler puts his arms up and Monica slides her hands up
his sides underneath his shirt. She pulls it up just enough so she can see his tattoo each
time he spins around. In his right hand Chandler grips a bottle of Red Stripe. With the
left he grabs Monica by the waist of her skirt still dancing with her as she rubs her hands
over his chest. As the group does a smooth transition from song to song, Chandler leans
over and yells in Monica's ear over the noise, "You want a beer baby?" Monica nods
grinning as Chandler gives her a quick peck and mouths, "I'll be right back." Knowing her
favorite, Chandler asks the bartender for a Corona and another Red Strip for himself. As
Chandler places the lime into the top and plugs it with his thumb so he can turn it over, he
spots Monica. He waves at her and smiles beautifully to her. He mouths "I love you" and
she does the same. A random guy comes up to Monica and dances with her while Chandler
gets her beer. As Chandler comes back he smiles to the guy and asks, "May I cut in?" And
with that Monica takes her beer and they continue to dance the night away. Joey comes
and tells the two goodnight with a pretty blonde in tow. "See you later Joe." Chandler
says smiling to Joey. "Honey I need another beer!" Monica exclaims to Chandler.
"Already?" Chandler asks. Monica looks innocently to a big pool of Corona on the floor.
Chandler laughs and says, "I'll be right back." With a peck on the cheek he walks over to
the bar. He sees Rachel, Phoebe, Ross, another woman, and two other guys. He waves to
them and they wave to him. He takes another Corona to Mon but she meets him halfway.
"I'm tired," Monica says, "Let's rest for a few minutes." "Great idea." Says Chandler as
they walk towards their friends minus Joey. "Wow! I saw you two out there." Rachel
exclaims. "Great dancers!" "Why thank you Rach." Chandler says as he pulls a chair out for
Monica. Chandler collapses tiredly into his chair. "Damn!" Chandler yelps in pain. "Careful
honey!" "I know I keep forgetting." Chandler explains. The girl sitting with Ross asks,
"What did you hurt?" "Oh my tattoo. It's new so it's still sore." Chandler raises his shirt
showing her his tattoo. "That's an awesome design." She says. "Aaron Chang?" (If you
don't know, Aaron Chang is a brand of clothes here and the design looks like a mix between
a sun and a star with four points and rays coming from it. It's hard to explain but it's
awesome.) "Yep!" Chandler replies. "Another Red Stripe?" The waitress asks Chandler and
Ross. "Yes and can we get four more Coronas for the ladies?" Chandler says. "Oh and
another bottle of Bud for me." The man beside Phoebe says. "As for me." Rachel's date
speaks up. As the drinks come Monica leads Chandler back out to the dance floor. "You
guys coming?" Chandler asks. "I want to!" Say Phoebe and Rachel towing their dates.
"We're coming too!" Ross exclaims smiling at the girl with dark hair sitting beside him.
On the dance floor all ten dance crazily. Ross switches partners with Chandler at one
point. As the band decides to cool things down with a slow song they switch back. Chandler
lovingly looks at Monica as the song comes on and takes her drink as well as his own and
places them on a nearby speaker. He takes her into his arms and she wraps her arms
around him. She lays her head on his shoulder breathing onto his neck. He pulls her closer.
As the song ends, "Alright!" The lead singer says. "Hope everyone's having a fucking great
time out there tonight, I know we are." They start to play some Dave Matthews. "Crash
Into Me". The other eight go sit down again. As that song ends Chandler and Monica go
join the rest of the group. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have to piss like a fucking race
horse." Chandler says. "Be right back." He walks off to the bathrooms as Monica sits down
with the others. The two guys that were with Phoebe and Rachel have left. "Hey where'd
those two guys go?" Monica asks. "They went home. Jason started throwing up outside so
they went home." Phoebe explains. "Yeah I think we're going to go on and get out of here.
It's like 1:30 already." Rachel says as she and Phoebe stand. Ross says, "I'll go with you.
You want to come?" He says suggestively to his date. "Sure." She says gripping his hand.
"Me and Chandler will probably be going soon too. Catch you later!" Monica says as
Chandler walks up behind her and wraps his hands around her waist. "You guys leaving?"
Chandler asks. "Yeah it's getting pretty late," Says Ross. "Oh ok. Monica are you tired or
do you want to stay a bit longer?" Asks Chandler. "Let's stay." Says Monica whisking him
towards the dance floor and waving bye to her friends. They go to the dance floor, which
is still covered with people. The band is wrapping up. Monica orders a Bean and Coke for
Chandler and a Seven and Seven for herself. Pretty drunk, the two hold themselves stable
by leaning against each other, smiling and enjoying each others company. Feeling great. By
two, the band is finished and Chandler and Monica are ready to leave. Chandler gives their
waitress a twenty and they go outside and he hails a cab. As he reaches out and up his
shirt, with the help of the wind, comes up enough showing Monica his tattoo and she
shivers in anticipation of when they get home. He turns to her and sees her face. He
smiles and grabs her hand, "I love this tattoo." A cab pulls up and Chandler opens the door
for the two to get into the cab. "Why thank you." Monica says getting in.
Back To Their Apartment
As soon as they walk in Monica heads for the bedroom. Not complaining, Chandler follows.
They get into the room and Monica kisses Chandler hard on the mouth and they fall onto
the bed. Chandler breaks from the kiss and pulls his shirt off. Monica rubs her hands down
his chest, down his stomach, and on down. Obviously turned on Chandler rips off her shirt
and kisses her once more before her mouth is out of reach. "Ohh honey the tattoo!"
Chandler yelps. "Sorry." Monica says innocently.
They fall asleep in each others arms.