TOW Friends Ain't So Innocent Part 4!
Yes, it's true. Six weeks. Since everyone seemed upset about this, I decided the least I could do is write one more before I leave. Secondly, I would like to say that this fanfic was written purely in fun. Because I write something doesn't mean I support it. Also these characters, bands, and locations aren't mine. I'm just borrowing them for a few seconds. Also if you are easily offended and don't like R' movies, you probably shouldn't read this.
Central Perk
Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey cover the couch. Ross sits at the table and Monica
is in the big chair. Chandler walks in wearing dark khakis, light green shirt
and a dark green tie. "Hey everyone." Chandler says as everyone randomly
everyone says hello. "Hey sweetie." he says leaning down and kissing Monica.
"How was work?" she asks. "You know, the same as it always is. Well except
for one thing." Everyone looks at him questionably. "You see, during lunch,
me and Doug got to talking. Seems he has some Long Beach Dub All-Star
tickets. Last time he went, he said he couldn't stand all the smoke. So,"
Chandler reaches in his pocket and pulls out 6 tickets. "Wow! I love that
group!" Rachel's eyes widen. "I love their concerts." Joey says. "I know.
Remember last time you and me went, everyone totally just let loose. The
security guards can't even do anything about it." Chandler remarks. "Well
when is it?" Monica asks as Chandler sits on the arm of her chair.
"Tomorrow night." Chandler replies. "You know how much freaking weed are
at those concerts?" "Yeah Pheebs. We went. And I think that's what Doug
was talking about when he said 'smoke'." Chandler retorts. "Oh ok!" Phoebe
says. "So your boss doesn't have a problem with you lighting up every now
and then?" Ross asks curiously. "Ross, he is the boss of a data processing
company. How smoked up do you have to be to accept that job?" Chandler
gets a laugh from his friends. "So isn't Long Beach All-Stars basically
Sublime minus Bradley Nowell?" Phoebe asks. "Yep. Ross, remember in high
school, we worshiped that guy. He influenced us to start our band." Chandler
reminds Ross. Monica laughs, "I remember your 'band'." "Hey we didn't
sound that bad." Ross defends. "Well we didn't if you were fucked up."
Chandler finishes. Ross nods in agreement and everyone else laughs. "Dude,
I'd pay big money if I could bring Bradley back for one record." Everyone
ponders Chandler's statement. "Well I need to go. I have an evening lecture
tonight." Ross says as he stands. "See ya, Bye, Later, etc." "Yeah we're
going to go too." Chandler says as he and Monica stand. "You guys want to
come to our apartment tonight? Lakers vs. Pacers." Chandler asks. "I'll be
there." Joey says. "Us too." Phoebe remarks speaking for her and Rachel.
"Ok, see you then."
Later: Chandler and Monica's Apartment
"Game in ten minutes." Chandler says to his friends over "Jailhouse" by
Sublime. Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe walk in carrying take-out. "Food!" Joey
exclaims running towards the girls. They toss the food on the table and
back away fast as the guys come to the table. "Whoa! There's enough for all
of you!" Rachel says as they take all the bags to the couch. "So what are WE
eating?" Monica asks sarcastically. Phoebe pulls a bag from behind her
back smiling. "Brilliant." Rachel states. The girls sit down at the table and
pull out their food. "So what do you guys want to do while the game is on?"
Monica asks. "We should go to a bar." Phoebe suggests. "Nah, I have work
tomorrow. I don't feel like drinking tonight." Rachel says; Monica and
Phoebe agree. The phone rings. "Hello?" Chandler says. "Oh what's up man.
(pause) Yep. (pause) Fifty? (pause) Good shit eh? Alright. (pause) Ok.
Talk to you then. Later." He hangs up. To the room, "Tomorrow night's
covered. Now it's game time." Ross turns the CD off and the TV on. "You
want us to chip in?" Joey asks. "Nah man, I got it covered." Chandler smiles.
Back to the girls. They are quietly talking girl talk so the guys can't hear.
"I'm think I'm going to make Scott get a tattoo." Rachel says thinking.
"Scott?" Monica asks. "Oh I never told you about him! I met him the other
day a work. He's such a hottie and he's taking me out this Friday." "So
you've known this guy for a few days. Why do you want him to get a
tattoo?" Phoebe asks and Monica smiles. "Well, from what Monica tells me,
those things improve your sex life." Rachel explains. Monica nods smiling big.
"Ohh." Phoebe says intrigued. "Oh yeah, it's such a turn-on." Monica explains.
The girls laugh. "What are you girls talking about?" Chandler asks curiously,
coming up behind them and opening the refrigerator. "You know, just girl
stuff." Monica says. Chandler laughs, "Well be nice." He says as he bends
down and kisses Monica's cheek and returns to the couch. "Ohh" Monica
shivers happily. "That good eh?" Rachel asks a little jealous but smiling.
"Yeah, I wonder if I could pull him away from the game for a few minutes."
Monica jokes. The girls smile. "I would be extremely jealous, but I'm getting
some this Friday. Or I hope anyway." Rachel says. "Poor Phoebe." Monica says
stroking Phoebe's arm. "Poor Phoebe my ass. I got some this afternoon!"
Phoebe exclaims. Once again the girls laugh. "Who was it?" Monica asks
recovering from her laughter. Thinking hard Phoebe says, "I can't even
remember his name. Nice ass though." Rachel and Monica shake their heads
at Phoebe's craziness.
Later
The game is over. Lakers won. Monica is sitting on the couch in Chandler's
lap. Also on the couch are Rachel and Joey. Ross is sitting in the recliner
and Phoebe in the other chair. "Well, I'm going home. I'm tired and have
work tomorrow." Ross says. "Yeah, me too." Rachel says rising. "I'm gonna go
too." States Phoebe. "See you guys later!" Chandler says. "Goodnight." Joey
says as he rises to leave as well. "Bye man." Chandler cuts the TV off and
kisses Monica. "You wanna head to bed?" Chandler asks. Monica smiles
and rises pulling him up when she gets to her feet. They walk to the
bedroom, Monica leading the way. In the bedroom, Monica jokingly asks,
"Where's my motivation?" Chandler smiles and takes his shirt off. Monica
laughs and goes to him kissing him very passionately. Pushing him on the bed,
Monica straddles him. "I love you." "I love you too." Chandler returns smiling
at her. He pulls her down to him and kisses her deeply.
The Next Day
All six are present. Somewhat dressed up. It's late in the afternoon. "The
doors open at eight." Chandler says. "House of Blues?" Ross asks. Chandler
nods his head. "There should be a huge turn-out. I've heard tons of people
talking about tonight. Supposedly tickets are really hard to come by." Rachel
informs everyone. "Well we should go ahead and go. It's probably already
crowded." Chandler says. "Yeah ok, yep, let's go." The gang variously
replies.
House of Blues
The six are standing in line and look like they are already having fun.
Chandler is hugging Monica from behind. They are standing in a circle and
it's starting to rain a little but no one cares. "Almost there!" Joey says as
they continuously get closer to the entrance. "Smell that?" Phoebe asks.
Everyone smells. "Smells good." They all agree. "So what did you bring to
smoke it in Chandler?" Ross asks curiously. "I bring?" Chandler returns. "I
brought the stuff, isn't that enough?" Ross gets nervous, "Hold on wait, I
don't have anything either. Joey?" "Nope, sorry." "Aww, damn. What are
we going to do. Eat it?" Chandler says sarcastically. "We'll find something."
Monica says rubbing Chandler's arm. "Hey look!" Phoebe points to a group of
people. "Hey, that's Gunther!" Rachel notices. They laugh as Gunther takes
a white stick up to his mouth. "I'll be right back." Chandler says smiling.
Chandler walks over to Gunther. "What's up man." Chandler says startling
Gunther. "Whoa dude you scared the shit out of me." Gunther states. "Hey
dude, do you have any more rolling paper?" Chandler asks. "Gonna cost you"
Gunther says. Chandler looks at him. He's never had trouble getting
something free from a high person before. "I'm only fucking with you man.
Here you go. Share them with your friends." Gunther says turning back to
his group. Chandler laughs and returns to his friends. "He gave us six. Go
figure." Chandler says as he passes two to both Joey and Ross, as well as two
for himself. When they get inside, the guys, returning from the bathroom,
give each girl one. "There you go. Now have fun." Joey says to the girls as a
parent would after giving their kid money. The opening band is a local band.
Pretty good music. Reggae/Rock. They crowd is pumped. Eight-thirty and
clouds were everywhere. The six decided to wait until Long Beach came out
though. A contact would last them until then anyway. "Be right back." Joey
says as if he were up to something. The group looked at each other a little
worried, a little amused. Soon they recognized Joey atop the crowd. He
waved to them. All they could do is smile, shake their heads, and wave back.
"Now honey, I don't think you should pull any of that crazy shit." Monica said
smiling to Chandler as she sees Joey collapse. "For your own good." She
winces. Chandler laughs. The opening band plays their final beat. The crowd
loved them but is stoked for Long Beach. "It's been too long since the last
time I've been to concert." Ross says. Joey comes up behind them. "That
was too fun." "Hey Joe." They say laughing. "Look!" Joey exclaims as he
lifts his shirt, There's a phone number scribbled on his stomach. "Some
chick gave me her number while I was up there." Everyone laughs including a
few people sitting at the bar beside them. At this time, the band steps out.
The crowd goes crazy and the smell becomes stronger than ever before.
The six jump to their feet and run to the dance floor. Everyone but Monica
and Chandler, who are holding hands, get separated in the shuffle. No one's
concerned about finding each other just yet. Just on having a great time.
Chandler and Monica smile at each as they play the first song. "Sensi".
Chandler reaches in his pocket and he and Monica share. Smiles run across
every face in the room. Chandler and Monica dance close during "Saw Red".
"Woman hold your man tight, if he makes you feel right." Monica smiles to
Chandler. Rachel and Phoebe bump into each other while dancing to "Trailer
RAS". They spot Joey. Numbers covered his hands and arms. Behind them
they see Ross. He talking to a woman and she's laughing. He also had quite a
few numbers. Dancing unsteadily, Chandler and Monica meet Phoebe and
Rachel. "Having a good time?" Chandler asks loudly, over the music. "This is
awesome." Phoebe and Rachel say. Finally, but unfortunately, the last song
was played. "My Own Life". The crowd got louder than ever before.
Everything was indeed let loose. Across the room, Chandler spotted a
security guard trying to subtly smoke a blunt. He laughed to himself and
smiled to his friends. This was one of the best times they'd ever had
together. Chandler and Monica sneak a kiss as the song ends.
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I've had a hell of a good time writing these. I hope you've enjoyed them. I'll continue the series as soon as I get back from my summer adventures. Check out the page above. Make summer 2000 count. Peace