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Ok I'm back. Well I guess. I don't know if you guys will like this one. I just wrote it in like 30 minutes. It also may be screwed up cause I just got home from a party. A bigg funn party. Anyway, these characters aren't mine. And it only uses three of the FRIENDS characters.

"Fuck!" A handsome 19 year old rolls over topless and knocks the alarm

clock onto the floor. "Hey punk, it's time to get up." "Arghhhhh." A

sleepy person groans from the top bunk. "Ross! If you don't get up to

turn your fucking alarm clock off in the mornings I'm going to

seriously hurt you dude." "Sorry, sorry. I'm up I'm up." Ross gets up

and throws on a grey tee shirt and some jeans. He slides into some

flops and throws a bookbag on his back. He starts to leave. "Hey Ross,

tell your sister to come over again. I need another blow job." Ross

doesn't reply and just walks out the door holding up his finger. The

handsome one turns back over laughing and tries to go back to sleep.

Ross returns from his class to find his friend still sleeping. "Wake up

Chandler." Chandler groans and then sits up. "You call your sister for

me yet?" "You wish mother fucker." Ross tells him. Chandler laughs.

"What time is it?" "It's 1:30 dude. What time do you have class?" "2."

Chandler replies. He gets up and flicks on the radio. "Are you going to

that party down on Westinghouse tonight?" Chandler asks. "Nah, I think

I'm going to take that girl out again. I kind of like her." "Yeah she

seems nice." Someone knocks on the door and Chandler goes to answer it.

Two girls stand there. "Hey Chandler. Want to walk to class with us?"

Chandler turns around and smiles to Ross then he faces the two girls.

"Would I like to be escorted to class by two beautiful women? Do you

have to ask?" They giggle and Ross rolls his eyes. "Just let me get

dressed." Chandler throws on some khakis and a red Rip Curl tee. He

grabs his books and puts on his flip flops. "Later Ross." "Bye Juice."

Ross shakes his head. He grabs a beer from the fridge and is soon

joined by some guys.

It's later that night. Chandler is getting ready to go out to the party

with some of his boys. Ross is primping for his date. "You coming home

tonight Chandler?" "I don't know yet. Matters who I find at this

party." "Try not to come home. I'll leave a tie on the knob if you

shouldn't come in." Chandler smiles. "Okay, later man." "Later. Hey

good luck with the ladies tonight." Chandler laughs and leaves.

Chandler and four other guys enter a party. Everyone is in the back

yard. "Want a cup?" A random guy asks. "Four bucks." "Here you go."

Chandler buys a cup and heads out to find the keg. He sees many people

he knows and finally makes his way up to the keg. "What's up Chandler!"

Chandler turns around. "Ben! Hey it's been a while." "I know man.

What's been going on?" "Nothing really, just checking out the scene."

"I know dude. I got some green I need to burn. You in?" "Hell yeah boy.

It's Friday night." "Yeah I already picked up a few girls that want to

burn with us. They're already in the room. Let's go." Chandler and Ben

walk to the room. As Ben opens the door Chandler sees a familiar face.

"Chandler?" "Uhh Monica? Hey I thought you were still in high-" She

elbows his in the ribs. "Nope I'm not so anyway, what's been going on?"

"Nothing really. Come here for a second. (to Ben) Just a second man."

Chandler takes Monica into the other room. "What are you doing at a

college party. Ross would kill you if he knew you were here." "Chill

dude. I'm a big girl, I can take care of myself." "Yeah but you

were about to smoke weed with some random guy. That's dangerous."

"Okay, I'm outta here, I don't feel like being lectured." "Look I'm not

lecturing. Just be careful, there are lots of horny guys out there."

"Like you" "Hey!" Monica laughs. "Now I'm going to go loosen up with,

um, Ben, yeah that's his name. Are you coming or not?" Chandler decides

to go. He knew Ross would kill him if anything happened to his sister.

Chandler would go and watch after her.

A few minutes later Ben, Monica, Monica's friend, and Chandler are all

sitting around feeling good. Monica was sitting beside Chandler and was

becoming friendly with him. He was always so smooth with girls but he

knew that he couldn't cross that line with Ross' sister. She took a hit

and rested her arm on the inside of Chandler's thigh. A few hours later

Monica and her friend were passed out. Chandler felt guilty leaving

them there so he stayed to watch out for them. He couldn't go to sleep.

Guys would keep on coming in and getting high and going back out.

Chandler wanted to move Monica and her friend into another room. He

lifted up Monica's friend and layed her on the bed and went back for

Monica. There was a drunk guy in there who was trying to put some moves

on Monica while she was asleep. Chandler walks in. "Hey dude what the

fuck you think you doing?" "Nothing man, just picking up a chick." "You

dickhead, she's passed out. Get out of here man." "Hey dude, why don't

you mind your own fucking business." "Why don't you get out of my

face." The drunk guy tries to punch Chandler in his nose but catches

his lower lip. Chandler swings and knocks the drunk dude against the

wall. "I told you to get out of here man." The drunk guy stumbles out

of the room holding his left eye. Chandler picks up Monica and takes

her to the room with her friend. He sure was glad he stayed. He lays

Monica down. He takes off his shirt and holds it up to his bleeding

lip. He lays down on the floor between the door and the bed. A few

minutes later Monica wakes up. "Chandler, you don't have to sleep on

the floor." Chandler turned to her. "No, it's okay. I can hardly feel

it anymore." "That's not a good thing." Monica says and they both

laugh. "Well is there any room up there for me?" Monica laughed. "Yeah,

we'll be a little squashed but it's okay." Chandler gets up to survey

the space. Monica scoots over and pulls the sheets up. Chandler climbs

in Monica snuggles close to him. She starts flirting with him with her

hands and then her feet. He becomes turned on and starts to see Monica

as someone more than just Ross' little sister. She gets vibes from him.

Good vibes. She could tell she was turning him on. He turned around so

he was facing her. She kissed him. Silently they moved closer to each

other while Monica's friend slept right next to them. Chandler had

always said sexual things about Monica to piss Ross off and he couldn't

even imagine that he was doing them with her. They enjoyed each other

and went to sleep smiling.

Chandler walks into he and Ross' dorm room. "Hey man, you have a good

night? (Noticing his lip) Whoa what happened?" "Some dude was being a

jerk. Look who I ran into." Chandler waves two girls into Ross' sight.

Ross jumps out of bed, leaving his girlfriend in there, trying not to

look guilty. "Monica! What are you doing with my little sister dude?"

"I ran into her last night on Westinghouse street." "Monica what were

you doing at a college party?" "I don't know, we were just checking it

out." "It's alright Ross, I watched out for her." "Where'd you tell mom

you were?" "I told her I was spending the weekend with you." "So you'll

being staying here another night then." Chandler chimed in. Monica and

Chandler smiled at each other.