Hey! I think I finally got this to work Anyway, this fanfic was made purely out of observations. It might be boring. I apologize if it is. It wasn't too boring in the real thing though :) . If you have Napster, I'd recommend listening to the songs while you read it. My next "Ain't So Innocent" fic will be better I assure you.
Mistikal-Shake That Ass
Trina-Pull That Ass Over
Jagged Edge-Let's Get Married (remix)
Jay-Z-Give It To Me
Christina Aguilera (aka bad ass Christylol Jake)-Come On Over
Lil Kim-How Many Licks
Madonna-Music
None of the lyrics or characters belong to me. Oh, Chandler and Monica are in their early twenties and dating.
Chandler and Monica both hold bottles of beer. "Shake your ass" Legs intertwined, they grind against
each other smiling. Chandler kisses Monica's neck and she laughs. Chandler talks into her ear over the
music. "Hey that guy behind you keeps looking at your ass." Monica turns around to see a guy in his
thirties in a ridiculous bright blue outfit. He's dancing all alone. "Oh is he?" Chandler nods and smiles.
Monica backs off of Chandler and backs into the man who is dancing off beat. She puts her hands on her
knees and grinds her butt into him. Chandler stands in front of her laughing. She looks up at the very
pleased man and smiles. "Fuck a coward girlyou need a realllll nigga" Monica laughs as Chandler
says this. She jumps back over to Chandler and laughs into him. He kisses her on her forehead and says
into her ear, "I want some of that." She takes her beer from him and gulps it, dropping the empty bottle
onto the floor. "Man right here want to get under that dress right thereget your fine ass on the dance
floor, this your fuckin' song" She turns around so her back is to Chandler and he puts his hands on the
front of her thighs. She starts to dance standing fully up, teasing him. "Raise it up show your g-string,
hustle hustle!" He smiles and puts his hands on her shoulders and runs his hands down her back. She
slowly leans over and Chandler grabs her waist for support. "And if he asks you whatcha doin' say, 'Ohhh
nuttin'" He smiles contently and strokes her back. "Don't worry bout who looking just keep on doing
what you doing" Monica pushes harder into him as "Pull That Ass Over" comes on. "Dumps for the
truck, thighs like what, ain't nan hoe got more booty in the butt, Sisqo made that song when he seen me in
a thong, thong, thong, thong, thong, thonggg" Chandler takes a drink from his beer. They continue to
dance, Monica backed up into Chandler. Monica looks up at Chandler and sings, "69 you know I'm with
that" Chandler fakes surprise, then raising his eyebrows. He winks at her and pulls her up so they're
once again face to face. Chandler puts his leg between Monica's and thrusts it up and forward with each
beat. Monica meets each thrust and closes her eyes -nearly losing her balance. Two beers later "Let's Get
Married" remix ("a-ha, a-ha") comes on and Chandler and Monica once again start to grind. "Don't you
know I loved you from the start" Chandler lip sings as Monica smiles. They go down together to the
ground and as they get lower, Monica is forced to lift her skirt higher and higher for room. "Making love
to just anyone ain't happening, I just gotta be with you" When they get to the floor Monica rests on
Chandler's leg as does he. They feel each other and smile at each other, pulling themselves up. "I'm the
type a guy who buy that ring that'll break your arm" .." Monica wraps her
leg around Chandler's waist and he leans her back. "Give It To Me" comes on as Chandler sings in
Monica's ear, "Gimme that funk, that sweet, that nasty, that gushy stuff." She smiles and kisses his
shoulder. He stands drinking a beer. The whole club yells, "And I wish I'd never met her at all" Monica
kisses Chandler's chest, stomach, and lower. "Can't deny me, why would you want to, you need me, why
don't you try me, baby you want to, believe me" Chandler smiles and helps a very unstable Monica back
to her feet. "You gotta give it to me." She smiles warmly to him and wraps her arms around his neck.
"Come On Over" comes on. Monica backs off of Chandler. "Yes I doGonna party all night long" He
looks to her questioningly and starts walking towards her lifting his eyebrows. She smiles seductively
towards Chandler motioning him to 'come on over'. He smiles and follows her. "All I want is you" Monica
points to Chandler. Monica backs up until she can't any longer. "I want you to know, you could be the one
for me, yes you could" Chandler needily meets her body and their waists instantly attach. "You got all
I'm looking for, you got sexuality" Monica runs her finger down Chandler's chest. He licks his lips and
tries to kiss her but she leans back. He looks at her questioningly. "Listen to me" He runs his hands
down to her butt and pushes her into him. "Don't be shy, you better cross the line" Chandler mouths,
'don't worry' and they continue to dance. "Hold up" "How Many Licks" comes on Chandler and
Monica are barely holding each other up. Monica leans into Chandler singing, "he had a big ass dick and a
hurricane tongue" Chandler twists his way down to the ground putting one hand down on the floor and
thrusting up to Monica who smiles widely at him. He jumps back up and their lips meet. Chandler kisses
her neck and slides down, going down and kissing her skirt. "Imagine your tongue in between my
thighs" Chandler, being a little out of it, licks Monica's skirt. She finally pulls him up. She smiles at him
and he laughs. "Music" begins to play. Everyone screams in delight. Monica and Chandler clumsily dance
together. Soon it's last call for drinks and the music stops. Chandler and Monica, and a few other people
stay dancing as if there were music. Chandler finally looks around. "Umm, I guess it's three already."
"What?" Monica looks up. "Ohhh, I guess so. I didn't even hear the last call for drinks! (they laugh) Let's
go home. (Raising her eyebrows) I'm soo ready to get you home honey." Chandler smiles widely and
takes her hand.