AN: Okay, before you read you've gotta know a few things. IOS = image on screen, ***** = channel change. I don't own the log commercial idea. Its a spoof of Ren & Stimpy. I don't own Sailor Moon. I don't own Flipper. I don't own nuttin' but some fanfics! PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!!!
Location: A secret undercover space ship floating through the Milky Way. Inside, four women stand next to a dark portal.
Chiba Apey: I can't believe we're doing this.
Tsukino Meiko: This isn't fair! I thought you were my friend, Tomo-chan!
Sailor NorthStar: Don't make me gooooo!!!!!
Takasei Tomoko: Alright! Enough whining! Everybody in the pool. *shoves thre inside dark portal, then clicks the button to seal them in* Have fun, minna!
*Inside the portal is a large black area. A screen w/ Tomoko's image is floating in front of the girls*
TT: Konnichiwa, minna. Welcome to my experiment. It shall commence momentarily and you three shall be broadcasting live from the alternate dimension. And remember, there is no escape, so just relax and enjoy! *click*
TM: Well, this is great. Just great!
SNS: What kind of experiment IS this anyway?
Computerized Voice: Irrashaimase, minna, to experiment number 1013, the Show. Experimentation shall commence in 5...
CA: Oh crud.
4...
TM: What is it Apey-chan?
3...
CA: Is there anything to eat around here?
2...
SNS: I'm bord. Can that thing get cable?
1...
TM: Get your crash helmets ready.
0. Begin*silence*
CA: Was something supposed to happen?
TM: I don't know.
SNS: Hey! Look over there!
CA: Oh my goody-ness. It is a bar.
TM: Oh, run in fear! *TM&CA laugh* C'mon, I could use a drink.
*The three go over and sit at the bar*
SNS: I still think its fishy...
CA: Why? I don't see Fisheye anywhere.
TM: Oh Kami-sama! Don't make me picture that psycho drag queen! Ugh! Besides, this ain't the Dead Moon Bar.
SNS: That's not what I mean! Number one, there's no bartender. *puff of smoke & Motoki appears*
CA: You were saying?
FM: What'll it be ladies?
TM: Sake kudasai.
CA: Dry vodka martini.
SNS: Peach Bunny! *The girls look at her and sweatdrop* What?!
CA: Forget it. *their drinks appear* Oh good, I was getting thirsty.
SNS: As I was saying! Number two, where's the rest of the bar? I mean, we have the middle and three stools. Where's the rest? Where's the building?
*Yet another puff of smoke and the rest appears*
TM: *cough hack* Happy now?
SNS: Well, its better anyway *pause* Hey! Isn't that Heero Yuuy?!
*Heero is at the end of the bar surrounded by bottles. He flops over drunk*
TM: Its Heero alright, and he's drunk off his ass.
CA: Hey Heero! Wrong anime, man!
TM: Let him stay. It doesn't look like he's getting up any time soon.
SNS: Pointless cameo!
CA: Okay, so where the hell are we?
FM: Look around. *they look*
TM: Well I'll be damned.
SNS: Too late for that.
CA: Its the Moon Bar and Lounge.
SNS: But why are we here?
TM: And why isn't anyone else? *crickets heard in background*
CA: I don't know...Hey Motoki! Turn on the tv.
*Motoki reaches up and turns it on*
*IOS: SNS&TM at a desk w/ pictures of Sailor Galaxia in background*
SNS: Konnichiwa minna!
TM: Welcome to Galaxy TV.
SNS: All senshi all the time! Enough pretty soldiers to rot your skeevy little minds...forever! *maniacally laughing*
TM: Today's guest is Peruru.
SNS: And he's bringing bon-bon babies! Yum!
TM: NorthStar! Don't you dare eat the guests or I'll shoot a Silver Snpier Kiss where the sun don't shine.
SNS: That sounds so bad...
*camera focuses back on the three girls at the bar*
TM: Oh kami-sama! Its syndication!
SNS: Ack! That wasn't even a good episode!
TM: I know, you ate the bon-bon babies!
SNS: But they were so sweet and tasty! WAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!
CA: Oh geez, shut her up, Meiko!
TM: Its not MY fault she's a dumbass.
SNS: WAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
*three start fighting in a cloud of flying limbs, still arguing*
*IOS: Bar is replaced with a wrestling ring. TM is at one corner, SNS at the other, CA is in the middle w/ a mic*
CA: Welcome to The Senshi Fighting Federation. In the white corner we have the Hell's Angel, the pistool-whippin' schoolgirl, Tsukino Meiko's evil alter ego(as if she needs another ego) ...Nanoko!
*spotlight shines on TM aka Nanoko in her white/silver/black sailor fuku & clear eye mask. Crowd cheers wildly*
CA: And in the brown corner we have the tall terror, the bawling bitch, also known as the whiney whirlwind...
SNS: Hey!
CA: Sailor NorthStar.
Crowd: wai.
CA: Otakus and moonies, llllllet's get ready to rumble! *off to the side Pluto uses her time key staff to hit a gong BONG!*
*up in the announcer booth we see mars and Jupiter*
Mars: Well, let's get this thing started, Jupiter.
Jup: Right, Mars. I can see the action taking place now. NorthStar has thrown an attack...yes, its the NorthStar Starburst!
Mars: This is no time for candy!
Jup: Shut up. ooo, Nanoko has dodged the attack and threw a knife from her boot. The Dark Moon Dagger.
Mars: Yes, but NorthStar has jumped out of the way just in time.
Jup: ooo, but Nanoko used this as an opportunity to throw her patented Moon Shadow Blackout attack, darkening the whole room.
Mars: She must be warming up for something big, Jupiter.
Jup: Mmmhmmm. As big as your ego.
Nanoko: Deep Space Shadow Meditation!
SNS: Ack! Shimatta!
Jup: The darkness has now dissapted and...
Mars: And NorthStar has been hit by Nanoko's attack.
Jup: That Moon Shadow Sword of hers is pretty handy.
SNS: Owwie*sprawled on the floor in pain* I hope my insurance covers this. MEDIC!
Mars:Is there a doctor in the house?
*Mamoru appears*
Mamoru: I'm almost a doctor.
Mars: Oh doctor, I have a pain...*leans on him*
Mamoru: eep.
Mars: Oh c'mon doc. Make me feel all better. *batts eyelashes*
Mamoru: Jupiter, a little help here?
Jup: C'mon Mars, none of that, now *lifts her up* Go burn soemthing *throws her away*
Mars: AAAH!!!
Mamoru: Arigatou.
Jup: Don't mention it.
SNS: Hell-o! I'm still in pain down here! Couldya give me a hand? *audience claps* That's NOT what I meant!
CA: Shut up, NorthStar. Hey Nanoko, detransform and help me. *grabs SNS by the legs*
TM: Sure, Apey-chan. *grabs SNS's arms*
SNS: Hey! Where are you taking me?
CA: To the next pointless scene.
SNS: This is ludicrous.
TM: No, calling ChibiChibi RiRi is ludicrous. This is stupid. *both walk off carrying SNS*
*IOS: Usagi&Minako at a table looking bored*
Announcer guy: Hey girls! Why so glum?
U&M: We're bored!
AG: Don't you have toys to play with?
U: They're boring!
M: Yeah, I'm sick of Sailor V.
U: And I'm bored with bunnies.
U&M: We need a new toy!
AG: Well, why not try new log?
U&M: Log?
AG: Yes, log. *music starts*
Chibi Senshi Chorus:
Log rolls downstairs
It rolls in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog!
What's great for a snack
And fits on your back?
Its log Log LOG!
Its looog!
Its looog!
Its big, its heavy, its wood!
Its looog!
Its looog!
Its better than bad - its good!
Everyone wants a log!
You're gonna love it, log!
C'mon and get your log!
LOG!
AG: New Log, from Blammo! *screen fuzzes out*
*IOS: Dr.Tomoe's secret laboratory. Chiba Apey is dressed like a mad scientist and Sailor NorthStar like Igor.*
CA: NorthStar, we must finish the experiment before the moon shines down!
SNS: *slurred speech* Yes master! Of course! The plans! We must finish! *laughs*
CA: Shut up, NorthStar.
SNS:*normal voice* Sorry boss.
CA: Now, throw the switch!
SNS:*walks over to the wall* Yes master, the switch! *throws it*
CA: Yes, YES! *We see image of Jupiter in a bubble getting her lightening zapped out. It flows to a machine which feeds it into the creature* Its alive! *Meiko w/ a Bride of Frankenstein hairdo sits up* Ha ha! They thought I was mad, but who's mad now! Ah hahahahaha!
SNS: Dude, chill.
Meiko: Its about time! I was getting claustrophobic under that sheet!
*NorthStar opens her mouth to say something rude, but Apey stops her*
CA: Its not worth it.
SNS: No fair! *pouts*
M: So, Mr. Speilberg, what do we do now?
CA: Whaddo I look like? A freakin' genius?
TM: All I know is there's a mess of really bored people out there watching us now.
SNS: Maybe we should do a commercial?
CA: We need to wait for people to ask to post an ad.
TM: Yeah! Besides, we just did a commercial.
SNS: But that was fake!
TM: Fine! What's your brilliant idea?
SNS: This *turns to camera* Friends, and you are my friends, how would you like to post an ad on the Galaxy TV Network? Any show! Just send me your info at: sailornorthstar@sailorjupiter.com under the heading AD. So come on down! Our operators are standing by.
CA: NorthStar?
SNS: Yeah?
CA: You're a geek.
SNS: Yeah.
*Haruka walks on in a pink frilly tutu*
Haruka: And now for something completely different!
*IOS: Michiru swimming through the ocean*
Chibi Senshi Chorus:
They call her
Michiru!
Michiru!
Michiru!
Faster than lightening!
***********************
*IOS: Makoto in front of a building*
Makoto: C'mon down to Makoto's fine dining and flower shop! We have the best food and flowers around, but don't take my word for it - here's one of my customers!
*tuxie walks on*
Tux: Konnichiwa, minna. Oh yes, I always come to amkoto's for my floral needs. take it from me, Tuxedo Kamen. *smiles & gives victory sign* Makoto's Ichi Ban!
*************************
Moon: Sailor Moon Says, watch dubbie anime! Teehee!
Audience: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
*************************
*screen goes black*
*Click click*
TM: Kuso, NorthStar, you broke the remote!
SNS: Me? Speak for yourself Madame Channel Surf!
TM: Why you chibibaka!
CA: Hey hey hey! Knock it off you two! We've gotta fix this!
SNS: How?
TM: The fusebox you baka!
SNS: Well, yeah. Take the easy route will ya!
TM: I suppose you have a better suggestion?
SNS: Use Jupiter!
CA: We can't, we've used her too much already!
TM: Yeah, if we keep this up we'll have a bunch of torch & pitchfork weildin' Jupiter fans chasing us.
SNS: I suppose. Alright, in that case I'll look at the fusebow. *clanking noises* Hey meiko, help me a sec.
TM: What is it?
SNS: Hold this wire like so...and this one thusly...*flips a switch*
TM: Yeaargh! *lights come on to a fried Meiko*
CA: Dang, meiko, I didn't know your odangos could stand up like that!
SNS: You leard something new everyday.
TM: NorthStar, I'm gonna kill you!
SNS: Ack! Apey! Hide me! *runs off*
TM: You can run but you can't hide, NorthStar! *chases after her*
CA: *sweatdrops* Oh dear. *points remote at screen CLICK*
****************************
*IOS: The senshi dressed as Rocky Horror Picture Show characters*
Haruka: Its astounding...time is fleeting...madness takes its toll.
*FAST FORWARD*
Senshi: Let's do the time warp again!
Pluto: Its just a jump to the left.
ALL: And then a step to the riiiight!
Pluto: Put your hands on your hips.
ALL:And bring you knees in tight! But its the pelvic thrusts, that really drive you insaaaane! Let's do the time warp again!
*************************
Usagi:
One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones your mother gives you
Don't do anything at all.
*************************
AMI: Let the Pokemon Battle begin!
MINAKO: Artemis, I choose you!
ARTEMIS: You've gotta be kidding me!
**************************
*IOS: Mamoru, Usagi, Luna, Ami, & Mina in the Mystery Machine. A youma jumps out*
Ami: Jinkies! A youma!
Mina: Zoinks! That's, like, too scary for me, man.
Usagi: mamoru, make love to me.
Mamoru: Okay!
*************************
Hotaru: I love you, you love me, let's team up and KILL Barney!
************************
*IOS: TM in Braveheart make-up*
TM: That's it! They can take our spotlight, but they can never take our FREEDOM!!!!!!!
SNS: Kill the Chibi Senshi Chorus! *unrully mobs charges forward*
CSC: EEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*run away*
*************************
CA: Ugh! That's it! I can't take it anymore! *sob* Make it stop! *throws down remote*
*tv w/ Tomoko's image reappears*
TT: So, had enough?
CA: Well, duh! That's why I'm yelling to be freed.
TT: Where are the other two?
*camera pans to Braveheart battle field*
TM: We're down here!
*camera pans down to TM*SNS lying on the ground*
SNS: That Chibi Senshi Chorus really packs a punch.
TM: I hurt all over.
SNS: So much for our fearless leader.
TM: I'm a villain! Not freakin' Mel Gibson!
TT: I think you guys deserve a break.
TM: I have plenty already, thank you.
SNSL Demerol! Demerol, kuso!
TT: Suck it up ya big baby!
*****End Part One****
AN: Want more? REVIEW!!!!! I won't write the sequel if I don't get reviewed.
Location: A secret undercover space ship floating through the Milky Way. Inside, four women stand next to a dark portal.
Chiba Apey: I can't believe we're doing this.
Tsukino Meiko: This isn't fair! I thought you were my friend, Tomo-chan!
Sailor NorthStar: Don't make me gooooo!!!!!
Takasei Tomoko: Alright! Enough whining! Everybody in the pool. *shoves thre inside dark portal, then clicks the button to seal them in* Have fun, minna!
*Inside the portal is a large black area. A screen w/ Tomoko's image is floating in front of the girls*
TT: Konnichiwa, minna. Welcome to my experiment. It shall commence momentarily and you three shall be broadcasting live from the alternate dimension. And remember, there is no escape, so just relax and enjoy! *click*
TM: Well, this is great. Just great!
SNS: What kind of experiment IS this anyway?
Computerized Voice: Irrashaimase, minna, to experiment number 1013, the Show. Experimentation shall commence in 5...
CA: Oh crud.
4...
TM: What is it Apey-chan?
3...
CA: Is there anything to eat around here?
2...
SNS: I'm bord. Can that thing get cable?
1...
TM: Get your crash helmets ready.
0. Begin*silence*
CA: Was something supposed to happen?
TM: I don't know.
SNS: Hey! Look over there!
CA: Oh my goody-ness. It is a bar.
TM: Oh, run in fear! *TM&CA laugh* C'mon, I could use a drink.
*The three go over and sit at the bar*
SNS: I still think its fishy...
CA: Why? I don't see Fisheye anywhere.
TM: Oh Kami-sama! Don't make me picture that psycho drag queen! Ugh! Besides, this ain't the Dead Moon Bar.
SNS: That's not what I mean! Number one, there's no bartender. *puff of smoke & Motoki appears*
CA: You were saying?
FM: What'll it be ladies?
TM: Sake kudasai.
CA: Dry vodka martini.
SNS: Peach Bunny! *The girls look at her and sweatdrop* What?!
CA: Forget it. *their drinks appear* Oh good, I was getting thirsty.
SNS: As I was saying! Number two, where's the rest of the bar? I mean, we have the middle and three stools. Where's the rest? Where's the building?
*Yet another puff of smoke and the rest appears*
TM: *cough hack* Happy now?
SNS: Well, its better anyway *pause* Hey! Isn't that Heero Yuuy?!
*Heero is at the end of the bar surrounded by bottles. He flops over drunk*
TM: Its Heero alright, and he's drunk off his ass.
CA: Hey Heero! Wrong anime, man!
TM: Let him stay. It doesn't look like he's getting up any time soon.
SNS: Pointless cameo!
CA: Okay, so where the hell are we?
FM: Look around. *they look*
TM: Well I'll be damned.
SNS: Too late for that.
CA: Its the Moon Bar and Lounge.
SNS: But why are we here?
TM: And why isn't anyone else? *crickets heard in background*
CA: I don't know...Hey Motoki! Turn on the tv.
*Motoki reaches up and turns it on*
*IOS: SNS&TM at a desk w/ pictures of Sailor Galaxia in background*
SNS: Konnichiwa minna!
TM: Welcome to Galaxy TV.
SNS: All senshi all the time! Enough pretty soldiers to rot your skeevy little minds...forever! *maniacally laughing*
TM: Today's guest is Peruru.
SNS: And he's bringing bon-bon babies! Yum!
TM: NorthStar! Don't you dare eat the guests or I'll shoot a Silver Snpier Kiss where the sun don't shine.
SNS: That sounds so bad...
*camera focuses back on the three girls at the bar*
TM: Oh kami-sama! Its syndication!
SNS: Ack! That wasn't even a good episode!
TM: I know, you ate the bon-bon babies!
SNS: But they were so sweet and tasty! WAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!
CA: Oh geez, shut her up, Meiko!
TM: Its not MY fault she's a dumbass.
SNS: WAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
*three start fighting in a cloud of flying limbs, still arguing*
*IOS: Bar is replaced with a wrestling ring. TM is at one corner, SNS at the other, CA is in the middle w/ a mic*
CA: Welcome to The Senshi Fighting Federation. In the white corner we have the Hell's Angel, the pistool-whippin' schoolgirl, Tsukino Meiko's evil alter ego(as if she needs another ego) ...Nanoko!
*spotlight shines on TM aka Nanoko in her white/silver/black sailor fuku & clear eye mask. Crowd cheers wildly*
CA: And in the brown corner we have the tall terror, the bawling bitch, also known as the whiney whirlwind...
SNS: Hey!
CA: Sailor NorthStar.
Crowd: wai.
CA: Otakus and moonies, llllllet's get ready to rumble! *off to the side Pluto uses her time key staff to hit a gong BONG!*
*up in the announcer booth we see mars and Jupiter*
Mars: Well, let's get this thing started, Jupiter.
Jup: Right, Mars. I can see the action taking place now. NorthStar has thrown an attack...yes, its the NorthStar Starburst!
Mars: This is no time for candy!
Jup: Shut up. ooo, Nanoko has dodged the attack and threw a knife from her boot. The Dark Moon Dagger.
Mars: Yes, but NorthStar has jumped out of the way just in time.
Jup: ooo, but Nanoko used this as an opportunity to throw her patented Moon Shadow Blackout attack, darkening the whole room.
Mars: She must be warming up for something big, Jupiter.
Jup: Mmmhmmm. As big as your ego.
Nanoko: Deep Space Shadow Meditation!
SNS: Ack! Shimatta!
Jup: The darkness has now dissapted and...
Mars: And NorthStar has been hit by Nanoko's attack.
Jup: That Moon Shadow Sword of hers is pretty handy.
SNS: Owwie*sprawled on the floor in pain* I hope my insurance covers this. MEDIC!
Mars:Is there a doctor in the house?
*Mamoru appears*
Mamoru: I'm almost a doctor.
Mars: Oh doctor, I have a pain...*leans on him*
Mamoru: eep.
Mars: Oh c'mon doc. Make me feel all better. *batts eyelashes*
Mamoru: Jupiter, a little help here?
Jup: C'mon Mars, none of that, now *lifts her up* Go burn soemthing *throws her away*
Mars: AAAH!!!
Mamoru: Arigatou.
Jup: Don't mention it.
SNS: Hell-o! I'm still in pain down here! Couldya give me a hand? *audience claps* That's NOT what I meant!
CA: Shut up, NorthStar. Hey Nanoko, detransform and help me. *grabs SNS by the legs*
TM: Sure, Apey-chan. *grabs SNS's arms*
SNS: Hey! Where are you taking me?
CA: To the next pointless scene.
SNS: This is ludicrous.
TM: No, calling ChibiChibi RiRi is ludicrous. This is stupid. *both walk off carrying SNS*
*IOS: Usagi&Minako at a table looking bored*
Announcer guy: Hey girls! Why so glum?
U&M: We're bored!
AG: Don't you have toys to play with?
U: They're boring!
M: Yeah, I'm sick of Sailor V.
U: And I'm bored with bunnies.
U&M: We need a new toy!
AG: Well, why not try new log?
U&M: Log?
AG: Yes, log. *music starts*
Chibi Senshi Chorus:
Log rolls downstairs
It rolls in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog!
What's great for a snack
And fits on your back?
Its log Log LOG!
Its looog!
Its looog!
Its big, its heavy, its wood!
Its looog!
Its looog!
Its better than bad - its good!
Everyone wants a log!
You're gonna love it, log!
C'mon and get your log!
LOG!
AG: New Log, from Blammo! *screen fuzzes out*
*IOS: Dr.Tomoe's secret laboratory. Chiba Apey is dressed like a mad scientist and Sailor NorthStar like Igor.*
CA: NorthStar, we must finish the experiment before the moon shines down!
SNS: *slurred speech* Yes master! Of course! The plans! We must finish! *laughs*
CA: Shut up, NorthStar.
SNS:*normal voice* Sorry boss.
CA: Now, throw the switch!
SNS:*walks over to the wall* Yes master, the switch! *throws it*
CA: Yes, YES! *We see image of Jupiter in a bubble getting her lightening zapped out. It flows to a machine which feeds it into the creature* Its alive! *Meiko w/ a Bride of Frankenstein hairdo sits up* Ha ha! They thought I was mad, but who's mad now! Ah hahahahaha!
SNS: Dude, chill.
Meiko: Its about time! I was getting claustrophobic under that sheet!
*NorthStar opens her mouth to say something rude, but Apey stops her*
CA: Its not worth it.
SNS: No fair! *pouts*
M: So, Mr. Speilberg, what do we do now?
CA: Whaddo I look like? A freakin' genius?
TM: All I know is there's a mess of really bored people out there watching us now.
SNS: Maybe we should do a commercial?
CA: We need to wait for people to ask to post an ad.
TM: Yeah! Besides, we just did a commercial.
SNS: But that was fake!
TM: Fine! What's your brilliant idea?
SNS: This *turns to camera* Friends, and you are my friends, how would you like to post an ad on the Galaxy TV Network? Any show! Just send me your info at: sailornorthstar@sailorjupiter.com under the heading AD. So come on down! Our operators are standing by.
CA: NorthStar?
SNS: Yeah?
CA: You're a geek.
SNS: Yeah.
*Haruka walks on in a pink frilly tutu*
Haruka: And now for something completely different!
*IOS: Michiru swimming through the ocean*
Chibi Senshi Chorus:
They call her
Michiru!
Michiru!
Michiru!
Faster than lightening!
***********************
*IOS: Makoto in front of a building*
Makoto: C'mon down to Makoto's fine dining and flower shop! We have the best food and flowers around, but don't take my word for it - here's one of my customers!
*tuxie walks on*
Tux: Konnichiwa, minna. Oh yes, I always come to amkoto's for my floral needs. take it from me, Tuxedo Kamen. *smiles & gives victory sign* Makoto's Ichi Ban!
*************************
Moon: Sailor Moon Says, watch dubbie anime! Teehee!
Audience: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
*************************
*screen goes black*
*Click click*
TM: Kuso, NorthStar, you broke the remote!
SNS: Me? Speak for yourself Madame Channel Surf!
TM: Why you chibibaka!
CA: Hey hey hey! Knock it off you two! We've gotta fix this!
SNS: How?
TM: The fusebox you baka!
SNS: Well, yeah. Take the easy route will ya!
TM: I suppose you have a better suggestion?
SNS: Use Jupiter!
CA: We can't, we've used her too much already!
TM: Yeah, if we keep this up we'll have a bunch of torch & pitchfork weildin' Jupiter fans chasing us.
SNS: I suppose. Alright, in that case I'll look at the fusebow. *clanking noises* Hey meiko, help me a sec.
TM: What is it?
SNS: Hold this wire like so...and this one thusly...*flips a switch*
TM: Yeaargh! *lights come on to a fried Meiko*
CA: Dang, meiko, I didn't know your odangos could stand up like that!
SNS: You leard something new everyday.
TM: NorthStar, I'm gonna kill you!
SNS: Ack! Apey! Hide me! *runs off*
TM: You can run but you can't hide, NorthStar! *chases after her*
CA: *sweatdrops* Oh dear. *points remote at screen CLICK*
****************************
*IOS: The senshi dressed as Rocky Horror Picture Show characters*
Haruka: Its astounding...time is fleeting...madness takes its toll.
*FAST FORWARD*
Senshi: Let's do the time warp again!
Pluto: Its just a jump to the left.
ALL: And then a step to the riiiight!
Pluto: Put your hands on your hips.
ALL:And bring you knees in tight! But its the pelvic thrusts, that really drive you insaaaane! Let's do the time warp again!
*************************
Usagi:
One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones your mother gives you
Don't do anything at all.
*************************
AMI: Let the Pokemon Battle begin!
MINAKO: Artemis, I choose you!
ARTEMIS: You've gotta be kidding me!
**************************
*IOS: Mamoru, Usagi, Luna, Ami, & Mina in the Mystery Machine. A youma jumps out*
Ami: Jinkies! A youma!
Mina: Zoinks! That's, like, too scary for me, man.
Usagi: mamoru, make love to me.
Mamoru: Okay!
*************************
Hotaru: I love you, you love me, let's team up and KILL Barney!
************************
*IOS: TM in Braveheart make-up*
TM: That's it! They can take our spotlight, but they can never take our FREEDOM!!!!!!!
SNS: Kill the Chibi Senshi Chorus! *unrully mobs charges forward*
CSC: EEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*run away*
*************************
CA: Ugh! That's it! I can't take it anymore! *sob* Make it stop! *throws down remote*
*tv w/ Tomoko's image reappears*
TT: So, had enough?
CA: Well, duh! That's why I'm yelling to be freed.
TT: Where are the other two?
*camera pans to Braveheart battle field*
TM: We're down here!
*camera pans down to TM*SNS lying on the ground*
SNS: That Chibi Senshi Chorus really packs a punch.
TM: I hurt all over.
SNS: So much for our fearless leader.
TM: I'm a villain! Not freakin' Mel Gibson!
TT: I think you guys deserve a break.
TM: I have plenty already, thank you.
SNSL Demerol! Demerol, kuso!
TT: Suck it up ya big baby!
*****End Part One****
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