The Night Krillin Went Crazy
Down in the weight room all the fighters were training
For the tournament next week while hercule was praying
When Krillin busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a towel in his hands and old sensu on his breath
from his head to his toes he was covered with cammo
Like a short fat drunk disgruntled midget type of Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"I may be short... but you're all gonna die!"
The night Krillin went crazy
The night minni me went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well, the weight room is gone now he decided to blast it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of bubbles and coren
And he scooped up the dragon balls and he held chichi hostage
And he ground up poor choutsu into midget sausage
He got roshi and bulma with an old sayin Luger
And he slashed up Gregory just like Freddie Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed goku
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like monkey!"
The night Krillin went crazy
The night shorty went nuts
Now you can hardly walk around pepper town
Without steppin' in gohan's guts
There's the National Guard and the z fighters
There's a van from the Z- TV News
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
the destructo disks flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Krillin, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a uh, uh? a guy
Yes, marron, now Krillin's doing time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll break out with a pair of old rusty shears
But now Vegita's in therapy, and chi chi's still nervous
And the namiks all got jobs working for the TNN service
And they say Android 18, she's on the phone every night
With her boy friend negotiating the wedding plans
They're talkin' 'bout - the night Krillin went crazy
The night Mr. curveball flipped
Broke his back to stay on Vegita's good side
Sounds to me like he was tired loosing pride
Wo, the night Krillin went crazy
The night minnie me went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain.
Ranger Joe
Down in the weight room all the fighters were training
For the tournament next week while hercule was praying
When Krillin busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a towel in his hands and old sensu on his breath
from his head to his toes he was covered with cammo
Like a short fat drunk disgruntled midget type of Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"I may be short... but you're all gonna die!"
The night Krillin went crazy
The night minni me went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well, the weight room is gone now he decided to blast it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of bubbles and coren
And he scooped up the dragon balls and he held chichi hostage
And he ground up poor choutsu into midget sausage
He got roshi and bulma with an old sayin Luger
And he slashed up Gregory just like Freddie Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed goku
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like monkey!"
The night Krillin went crazy
The night shorty went nuts
Now you can hardly walk around pepper town
Without steppin' in gohan's guts
There's the National Guard and the z fighters
There's a van from the Z- TV News
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
the destructo disks flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Krillin, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a uh, uh? a guy
Yes, marron, now Krillin's doing time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll break out with a pair of old rusty shears
But now Vegita's in therapy, and chi chi's still nervous
And the namiks all got jobs working for the TNN service
And they say Android 18, she's on the phone every night
With her boy friend negotiating the wedding plans
They're talkin' 'bout - the night Krillin went crazy
The night Mr. curveball flipped
Broke his back to stay on Vegita's good side
Sounds to me like he was tired loosing pride
Wo, the night Krillin went crazy
The night minnie me went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain.
Ranger Joe