Duo and the Jawbreaker??
By: Gigasbolt
"Well, at least that kid put Deathscythe back together." Duo was piloting the mighty Gundam towards another close neighborhood. He couldn't stand that little blond girl, and he told Dexter he was sorry he couldn't take care of her, but it would have been too much work. Besides, the God of Death doesn't really like a lot of work. He was piloting Deathscythe over a culdesac looking place, when he spotted some Mobile Suits coming this way on his radar. "Uh oh! Where do I go?"
"Duh, this'll be so cool, Eddy. Double-D built a rocket and we're gonna launch it." Ed was running around like usual.
"Ed, shut up. I know what Double-D built. Sheesh." Eddy was readying the booth they were gonna use to take up money. The kids were just coming towards him. Suddenly, a large shadow covered the culdesac. All the kids looked up and began checking out a giant robot. "Wow, Double-D.. You really outdid yourself."
"That's not me, Eddy. I'm over here." Edd replied. He set the rocket down and looked up as well.
"Oh, great! Deathscythe, I gotta take you down." Duo began landing the Deathscythe. As he did, he suddenly felt an explosion under his foot and checked his damage comp. "Oh no.. My right foot has been damaged.. How did Oz do that?"
"Hey, you big robot person thingy.. You stepped on Double-D's rocket blaster. I'm gonna get you!" Ed flung himself at Deathscythe's foot, biting it. He then pulled back, not a chip on his teeth, I'll give him that, but also not a chip on Deathscythe. "Well, I tried Eddy."
"HEY!! YOU'RE NOT MAKING ME MONEY! DO SOMETHING SO I CAN CHARGE THE SUCKERS!" Eddy yelled at Deathscythe.
"Um.. Eddy, I don't think that's a very good idea." Edd looked up from cleaning the mess that Deathscythe had made from stepping on his rocket. "Messy messy messy."
"Look at that, Plank. I knew that the robot's would come and save all the paint cans in the town.. Let's go." Johnny and Plank ran off to their paint can collection. Don't ask me, Plank's the brains of their outfit.
"What a dork." Kevin turned to zoom off on his bike when Deathscythe turned around.
"Dork? Nobody calls the God of Death's Gundam a dork!" Duo turned his scythe on, swinging it into Kevin's bike, destroying it and sending Kevin flying towards his house.
"This is my kind of machine!!" Eddy cried, hugging the robot's heel.
"This is just like that movie, 'Attack of the Giant Robots From Mars,' Eddy. The robot is here to save us from more evil robots from Jupiter." Ed was busy comparing real life to the movies again as Edd studied the structure of Deathscythe.
"Ooo.. What an interesting metal alloy." Edd sketched Deathscythe, making sure to try the design later on in one of his own creations.
"Oh great.. Oz is getting closer. Those 3 down there are the only kids left." Duo opened the pilot hatch and grabbed his cord handle. He swung off towards them and the ground.
"Oh, Eddy. We have a visitor." Edd said, looking over at Eddy and pointing towards Duo.
"Hey, do you pilot that thing?" Eddy asked.
"Yeah, and listen, I need some help. Can you guys help me hide it. The foot's damaged and my mobility is down. I can't fight with it in that condition." Duo looked at them pleadingly. He had to save Deathscythe.
"Well, let's get the laughs over with. Ed, do you have any ideas?" Eddy looked at Ed, who was playing with his foot.
"Hmm.. Duh... Buttered Toast, Eddy." Ed said. A spark was heard in the background as Ed's brain overloaded and all reasoning and thinking skills were shut down. But then, what's the difference between that and when Ed's skills are on?
"Well, that was a good try, Ed. Now, Double-D?" Eddy redirected his attention to Edd as Ed laughed incessantly in the background. He apparently thought Buttered Toast was extremely hilarious.
"Well, it just so happens I had plans for a device large enough to do the job. Come with me, to the garage!" Edd, Eddy and Duo all headed for the garage. Unfortunately, they left Ed laughing over Buttered Toast. Ed's brain then picked this time to restart and his laughing stopped abruptly. He looked around.
"Guys? Hey guys? OOOooo.." They'd left him alone with the big robot thingy. This was too good a chance. Ed climbed the legs up until he reached Duo's cord. He then grabbed it and proceeded to get into the pilot's chair. "This is just like 'Mutant Zord Pilots from Uranus,' It's so cool!" Ed reached for the control sticks and took off. "WHOA!!" He was out of control and having the time of his crazy, misbegotten, non-understood life.
"Hey, what the!" Duo checked his watch and saw that Deathscythe had been activated. He stuck his head out the window and saw it fly crazily overhead. "WHO'S PILOTING IT!!"
"Where's Ed?" Edd and Eddy said together.
"BUTTERED TOAST!!" Ed screamed through Deathscythe's radio system. It blared out through it's speakers. It was so loud everyone on the block heard it. Including our quartet minus one.
"ED!" Edd cried.
"Ed, you maniac." Eddy just laughed.
"I'LL KILL HIM IF HE DAMAGES DEATHSCYTHE!!!" Duo screamed. Eddy and Duo ran out to find Ed, while Edd worked on the... hiding apparatus.
"Hey, what's that on radar.. IT'S A GUNDAM!! RUN!!!" All the Oz Mobile suits exclaimed. They turned to run while Ed finally landed Deathscythe. He pressed a button, which caused Deathscythe to pull out the scythe.
"Duh.. Luke.. I am your brother.. HAUAHUHAHUHA!" Ed laughed. He loved that movie. He swung the scythe, cutting the Leo's in half. Then, the Aries came in, shooting like all get out. "BUTTERED TOAST!!" Ed cried his battle cry, reminscient of The Tick's 'SPOON' and launched his shield into the closest Aries. It drilled its way through and flew back around to Deathscythe's arm. "Whoa, cool.. Huh huh.." The Aries and Leos began to fall back, calling in the new Tauros suits for back up. Ed chose this time to maeke an escape. He zoomed back towards the garage, just as Eddy and Duo caught up to him.
"Oh shoot! C'mon." Eddy shouted as they turned and ran back to the garage, where Ed had landed. After about another 20 minutes, they finally got back, but Deathscythe was gone.
"What'd you do now?" Duo asked. He was getting sick of running into all these weird people. He just wanted to go home..
"The 'Jawbreaker' is complete, Eddy." Edd pulled a curtain down and revealed a massive jawbreaker.
"JAWBREAKER!" Ed was tied down, but still ran for the Jawbreaker.
"What's in it? It's huge!" Eddy looked at the thing, his mouth watering. "More importantly, what flavor is it?"
"Metal Eddy. Inside that fake jawbreaker exterior is our friend's Gundam." Edd explained. Suddenly, the Tauros suits landed.
"There were reports of a Gundam sighted here. Do you kids know anything about it?" The Tauros pilot asked.
"No." Duo said, acting non-chalant, but hoping this would work.
"No, but I'll let you know if I see one." Eddy said. "For a price.." He added.
"No, of course not, sir. We would never withold information from the military." Edd, of course.
"Drink Mister?" Ed. Before they could shut him up, he continued. "I'm the Sales-Ed. Huh huh.."
"That laugh.. and what's that giant thing behind you?"
"Oh, that's just a jawbreaker."
"It's too big, no one could eat that... Destroy it!" The Tauros lined up there cannons.
"JAWBREAKER!!" Ed screamed, breaking free from his bonds. He grabbed the jawbreaker, amazingly drawing the entire thing into his mouth. He looked hilarious, what with a Gundam sized jawbreaker in his mouth. The Tauros suits laughed and moved on.
"Ed, that was brilliant. Now please, spit our friend's Gundam out before he has a hernia." Edd pleaded. Duo was behind him, giant veins popping out of his forehead.
"GET.. DEATHSCYTHE.. OUT.. OF YOUR MOUTH!" Duo screamed. He rushed Ed, tackling him. This caused Deathscythe to be spit out and hit the floor, cracking the jawbreaker open and leaving Deathscythe exposed. Duo leaped in, even though it was a bit slimy and took off. He'd rather face the Tauros suits than those guys. He sliced through all of the Tauros suits there with the scythe and thundered off into the distance.
"Duh, Good-bye friend." Ed cried, waving until Deathscythe disappeared.
"Ed, shut up!"