Duo In TV Limbo.
Written By: Gigasbolt
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"Well gee, what's gonna happen to me now. First I meet up with this little red-haired kid with a weird accent and his sister blows up Deathscythe. Then, I meet these 3 guys all with the same name.. WHAT NEXT!!" Duo was busily ranting to no one in particular while he washed Deathscythe. He still couldn't banish the thought of Ed putting Deathscythe into his mouth. He shuddered and scrubbed harder. He was putting the cloth back into the bucket when it disappeared. Followed by the cloth. Then, everything except Duo and Deathscythe were gone. "WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING HERE?????!!!!!"
*Click*
An alley appears around Duo and Deathscythe. Duo looks around and notices some kind of can sitting up on a garbage can at the end of the alley. "Huh?"
"All right... SURGE!!!" A dis-embodied voice screams. Suddenly, a giant crowd of kids come running down the alley straight towards the can. And, unfortunately, Duo. He opens his mouth to scream as the crowd gets closer to running him open.
*Click*
"AAh.... What??" The scream trails off as Duo looks around again. He was in some strange kind of bedroom. There was a large circular bed with a bedsheet that looked like an English Flag. He hears a door open in the background and whips around.
"Do I make you horny, baby?" Austin Powers says.
"AAAAAAHH!!" Duo screamed as the shirtless, hairy secret agent closed in on himself and Deathscythe.
*Click*
"Whu..." Duo was actually getting used to the strange jumping around he was doing. He was standing in the background, watching some guys in monkey suits running around Paris. He walked up behind them, noticing that they were absorbed in some kind of TV Show. It was a monkey doing.... Well, you know. Music began to play. That familiar beat.. it could only be.
"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel."
"Do it again now."
"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel."
"What the heck kind of song is this??" Duo looked on as the Monkey Suited guys ran around, capturing people.
"Get Horn-ay!!"
"Oooo... Kay..." Duo was totally not amused by this. He didn't understand, he would have normally thought this was funny, maybe it was because he was still a bit queasy from seeing Austin Powers shirtless. But, whatever the case, he wasn't having fun. Especially when the lead Monkey-boy discovered Deathscythe. He dragged it over and shoved a midget out of the way, putting Deathsycthe into the front of some kind of pyramid. He hopped in and began to make Deathscythe.... DANCE!!! "NOOOO!!" Deathscythe was being forced to put his hands together, going back and forth. Then, waving his arm over his... Armored Area.. This was unacceptable! Duo ran towards his Gundam, screaming un-mentionable obscenities at the Monkey-boy. He clung to his Gundam's legs, climbing up them and eventually rousting the Monkey-boy from his seat. He was about to take off when..
*Click*
"And now, for all you health watchers out there, we've got a special treat. Today's infomercial stars none other than... George Foreman." The host clicked his mike off and stepped off-stage.
"Hey everybody, I've got another hard hitting grill for ya... What the HELL is that??" George screamed, Deathscythe appearing in the background.
"Yuck.. Health Food." Duo piloted Deathscythe towards the aforementioned Foreman Grill and slashed it through.
"That's one small slash for me, one giant slash for all Junk-food junkies!"
*Click*
"When will the insanity end.." Duo cried, as he fell through what seemed to be a never-ending black hole. He suddenly landed in some strange place he'd never seen before. Deathscythe, his one true love was gone.. possibly forever, Duo didn't know. And know he was in the middle of a large field wearing a.. BUNNY SUIT??!! This was just too much. Suddenly, a fox leaped into the air, running straight towards Duo.
"Run, Thumper." A deer cried, running off into the woods.
"Oh dear God in heaven, not BAMBI!!"
*Click*
"I'm sorry, I've tormented you enough.." A loud, booming voice cried. Duo was back where he started, the same cartoony looking place from the beginning of this crazy mis-begotten adventure.
"Who are you?" Duo asked, looking around.
"I am... Well, I can't tell you who I am."
"Why not?"
"Because, I'm returning Deathscythe to you, and I don't wanna be on your hit list." Deathscythe reappeared and Duo hugged it's leg. "I'm so glad you're back. I was so worried."
*Click*
The screen begins to fade out on that happy scene, leaving one satisfied TV viewer, Gigasbolt, and one happy viewee, Duo. Just another Day In TV Land...
The End.
Written By: Gigasbolt
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"Well gee, what's gonna happen to me now. First I meet up with this little red-haired kid with a weird accent and his sister blows up Deathscythe. Then, I meet these 3 guys all with the same name.. WHAT NEXT!!" Duo was busily ranting to no one in particular while he washed Deathscythe. He still couldn't banish the thought of Ed putting Deathscythe into his mouth. He shuddered and scrubbed harder. He was putting the cloth back into the bucket when it disappeared. Followed by the cloth. Then, everything except Duo and Deathscythe were gone. "WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING HERE?????!!!!!"
*Click*
An alley appears around Duo and Deathscythe. Duo looks around and notices some kind of can sitting up on a garbage can at the end of the alley. "Huh?"
"All right... SURGE!!!" A dis-embodied voice screams. Suddenly, a giant crowd of kids come running down the alley straight towards the can. And, unfortunately, Duo. He opens his mouth to scream as the crowd gets closer to running him open.
*Click*
"AAh.... What??" The scream trails off as Duo looks around again. He was in some strange kind of bedroom. There was a large circular bed with a bedsheet that looked like an English Flag. He hears a door open in the background and whips around.
"Do I make you horny, baby?" Austin Powers says.
"AAAAAAHH!!" Duo screamed as the shirtless, hairy secret agent closed in on himself and Deathscythe.
*Click*
"Whu..." Duo was actually getting used to the strange jumping around he was doing. He was standing in the background, watching some guys in monkey suits running around Paris. He walked up behind them, noticing that they were absorbed in some kind of TV Show. It was a monkey doing.... Well, you know. Music began to play. That familiar beat.. it could only be.
"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel."
"Do it again now."
"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel."
"What the heck kind of song is this??" Duo looked on as the Monkey Suited guys ran around, capturing people.
"Get Horn-ay!!"
"Oooo... Kay..." Duo was totally not amused by this. He didn't understand, he would have normally thought this was funny, maybe it was because he was still a bit queasy from seeing Austin Powers shirtless. But, whatever the case, he wasn't having fun. Especially when the lead Monkey-boy discovered Deathscythe. He dragged it over and shoved a midget out of the way, putting Deathsycthe into the front of some kind of pyramid. He hopped in and began to make Deathscythe.... DANCE!!! "NOOOO!!" Deathscythe was being forced to put his hands together, going back and forth. Then, waving his arm over his... Armored Area.. This was unacceptable! Duo ran towards his Gundam, screaming un-mentionable obscenities at the Monkey-boy. He clung to his Gundam's legs, climbing up them and eventually rousting the Monkey-boy from his seat. He was about to take off when..
*Click*
"And now, for all you health watchers out there, we've got a special treat. Today's infomercial stars none other than... George Foreman." The host clicked his mike off and stepped off-stage.
"Hey everybody, I've got another hard hitting grill for ya... What the HELL is that??" George screamed, Deathscythe appearing in the background.
"Yuck.. Health Food." Duo piloted Deathscythe towards the aforementioned Foreman Grill and slashed it through.
"That's one small slash for me, one giant slash for all Junk-food junkies!"
*Click*
"When will the insanity end.." Duo cried, as he fell through what seemed to be a never-ending black hole. He suddenly landed in some strange place he'd never seen before. Deathscythe, his one true love was gone.. possibly forever, Duo didn't know. And know he was in the middle of a large field wearing a.. BUNNY SUIT??!! This was just too much. Suddenly, a fox leaped into the air, running straight towards Duo.
"Run, Thumper." A deer cried, running off into the woods.
"Oh dear God in heaven, not BAMBI!!"
*Click*
"I'm sorry, I've tormented you enough.." A loud, booming voice cried. Duo was back where he started, the same cartoony looking place from the beginning of this crazy mis-begotten adventure.
"Who are you?" Duo asked, looking around.
"I am... Well, I can't tell you who I am."
"Why not?"
"Because, I'm returning Deathscythe to you, and I don't wanna be on your hit list." Deathscythe reappeared and Duo hugged it's leg. "I'm so glad you're back. I was so worried."
*Click*
The screen begins to fade out on that happy scene, leaving one satisfied TV viewer, Gigasbolt, and one happy viewee, Duo. Just another Day In TV Land...
The End.