Britz-Hey dudes and dudettes, how are things?
Disclaimer-It ain't mine.
Summery-continuing the same as last time only now I've starting picking on Jake some more, I don't really know why I just feel like it.
Heckraiser
Cassie-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Zombies-Grr Arg *start reaching for Cassie*
Cassie-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Zombies-*Suddenly all fall down dead. Umm that is deader than they were before*
Cassie-Wha...Well that was a stupied anti-climax *yelling back at the boat* Hey! I think they're dead!!
Marco-*sarcastic voice from the boat* Ah-huh, what else is new?
Cassie-I mean deader than they were before!
Marco-Oh well thats all right then. *the Animorphs except Jake jump up and dust themselves off*
Rachel-* to Jake* Uh Jake....You can get up now.
Jake-Uh yes well...*comes out from under the blanket he was hiding under* I was just...Checking under there....For ...More Zombies! Yeah that's it more zombies.
Tobias(in human morph remember)-Ah-huh did the sobbing and crying 'I don't wanna die a virgen I don't wanna die a virgen' help you much with your search?
Marco-*mock defensive* Hey! I totally belive Jake when he says he was searching, and now he must start a new search, for a roll of Charmin, cause God-damn that stinks! *Tobias and Marco high-five*
Jake-Bu..*sniff* But....*sniff* Well your a pee-pee head!
*sticks his tounge out at them*
Cassie-*yelling from over near the zombies* Hey guys! I think I found out why they died *the Animorphs walk over to her* look at this. *shows them the bottum of one zombies shoe*
Jake-Ah-HA! so lack of orthepedic foot-wear was their downfall!
Cassie-*exasperated* No! Look what's written there.
Jake-Okay *trying to read* A-AC-ACME: Ch-Ch-EA Cheap, ex, ex-pen, ex-pen-da *Rachel giggles*Jake angry*- Who did that!?! Who was it!!? now I'm gonna have to start all over again!
Marco-Oh for christ's sake *shoves Jake out of the way* I'll read it *reading from shoe* ACME: Cheap expendable zombie Warning: Keep away from animals and small children, and big children for that matter, in fact keep yourself and pretty much everyone else away from the bloody zombie. ACME accepts no responsibility for loss of brains/life/lunch/importaunt and unimportaunt limbs/copies of Stephen Kings 'Pet Sematary'.
Cheap expendable zombie is a trademark of ACME and has been coyote tested and roadrunner approved. Use by: 30/1/01 (in other words the day this fic was written)
Rachel-Your'e telling me that all that stuff was written on the bottum of it's shoe AND they all died cause they were past their USE BY DATE!
*Marco and Cassie nod*
Rachel-I guess that's about belivable considering Britz's other stories, but I'm a little surprised Britz is letting his incredably cheap nature start to sink into his fan-fics.
Tobias-*changing subject* So..What are we gonna do now?
Jake-*excited* Well lets grap the guns and head out!
Others-*various grunts of approval and 'might as well's*
*one short trip to the boat to grap the guns and a quick change of pants for Jake later*
Jake-Alright troops lets move out! *Animorphs and (pfft) Ax (who had to be untied from the bottum of the boat) head off into the bushes*
Zombies-*all get up*
Zombie#1-Man, I can't belive how stupied our part was in this fic.
Zombie#2-*snotty English accent* Yes us actors of such a calibre.
Zombie#3-*lights cigerette* Eh what'cha gonna do? *takes a drag from cigerette*
Zombie#1-Dude your'e smoking again? You know those things will kill you.
Zombie#3-Too late man, don't ya think?
Zombie#2-Well chaps what are we to do now? Hmm?
Zombie#1-I don't know....Wanna see if some one can sqeeze us in over in the 'Buffy' part of Fan-Fic.net?
Zombie#2-Yes alright
Zombie#3-Yeah okay *all of them walk off*
(and now back to our story already in progress)
*The Animorphs trek through the bush*
Jake-Okay were getting no where! *turns to the others* How about we split up so we can search better, the groups shall be as follows me and.. *he is cut off by a zombie that jumps out behind him*
Zombie-Roar! Boo! Insert scary noise here! *grabs Jake*
Jake-*Performs a brilliantly exacuted, wonderfully stratigic plan to free himself from the Zombie by screaming like a little girl and wetting his pants* (can anyone truthfully say they can blame him?)
Zombie-*Pulls a straw out of his pocket and sticks it in Jake's ear*
Jake-EEEEEIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
Zombie-*Sucks on straw but cant get any thing* Huh? *Sucks harder* Grr, talk about pulling a no-brainer *sucks so hard that the straw is sucked into his mouth and gets lodged in his throat* Urk! ROCK AND ROLL FOREVER! *falls over dead, y'know what I mean, dead-dead*
Cassie-Wow Jake, you killed him, hmm does killing a person by accident who was already half-dead and was trying to kill Jake but still failing miserably, upset me cause of my ethical nature or do I just get kind of sad and nostalgic about it? I'm gonna have to think about this for a while.
Jake-Riiight, anyway as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted is the groups will be me and Rachel, Marco and Cassie and Tobias and (pfft) Ax, lets get going people! call out if you see a zombie so we can get the hell away from you. Lets go! *the Animorphs split up into the different groups*
*half hour later with Tobias (in human morph remember) and (pfft) Ax*
Tobias-So I take the 'No frills' Pickle's and the brand name pickles take the lables off the jars, I can't tell the difference. What do you think?
*Ax starts to answer, but in stead of breaking my little streak of having Ax not talk in the last five Animorphs-fics his head gets blown off by a dracon beam*
Tobias-AHH!! Who...Who's there?!?
*A shadowy figure steps out from behind a tree*
Tobias-NO!! It can't be NOOO!!!
~To be continued~
Britz-OOOh suspenseful huh? Well actually it won't be for much longer cause of this new bloody 'chapter' thing.