Part 3! At last!
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Duo leaves a note, telling Wufei to watch Relena, and that he was just going to visit a friend. Duo knocks on the door of his friend's house. He brushes his hair back nervously.
D: H-H-Hello…. Season.
S: oh! Duo! It's been a long time! It's great to see you!
D: I really need to talk, I know we had a fight in the past… and-
S: Come on in.
Duo and Season sit on the couch. She cuddles next to him, and strokes his head comfortingly.
D: (shaking a little) God.. I'm going through an emotional war. I don't know who I am anymore. A major identity crisis.
S: Don't hide anything, no matter what you say, I'll still be your friend.
D: Thanks Season. I'll start from the beginning. Trowa, a fellow pilot, is interested in me. Homo-sexually. I told him I wasn't interested.
S: So you are?
D: No! But…. The other night, Heero invited me over and asked me if I liked his girlfriend. I told him no. And that I thought she deserves better though. And then he kissed me. And well from there...
S: I understand.
D: But Trowa is majorly stalking me. And I don't want to be homosexual! Or even bi-sexual..
Season runs her finger down Duo's chest.
D: And now, last night, I walked in on Heero's girl friend, and Wufei..
(Season's eyes light up)
S: slut!
D: What?!
S: Heero's girlfriend. She's a slut, sleeping around.
D: (blinks) Why would you care?
S: (shrugs)
D: anyway well, everything is happening all at once!
S: ( cuddles duo tighter)
D: and I am so confused. I've always wanted a girl… I dunno.. Like Relena. And well, I don't have anyone to turn to.
S: (leans in very close.)
D: this is not like her. She is so touchy-feely! Season was always so reserved. Besides, after that fight we had..
S: (starts unbuttoning his shirt)
D: (stands up very suddenly)
S: what… what is it?
D: That is so not what I need now.
S: Oh come on Duo. You know you want it!
D: you're acting strange.
S: Oh Duo! (Lunges at him)
D: (steps to the side…..Season tumbles past) (a mask flies off) Season! I'm sor- Hey!!! You're not Season!
Z: That's right, I'm Zechs! Ha ha ha! I almost had you!
D: go away!
Z: My sister is tramping around eh? How rude! I'll teach that handsome Heero a thing or too!
D: Hey! Look over there! (Points)
Z: huh?
Duo runs away, to Quatre's house…. Who isn't home.
Heero: Trowa, Quatre, have you guys seen Relena?
Q: Why would you care? You two or three or four timer!
H: (grunts) Oh Quatre please forgive me. At least for now. We have to find Relena.
T: I haven't seen her.
Q: last I saw her, I was carrying her to her house. I told Wufei to watch her.
H: carrying her?! Did you drug her?
Q: maybe.
H: honestly! You are so twisted sometimes.
T: (is kinda slow) wait a sec. Are you two lovers too? (He is ignored)
H: but I called her house. She wasn't there.
T: (laughs) well at least you know she's not sleeping around! If Wufei is watching her, she better keep quiet and be good! He hates her!
H+T: This is no time for jokes!
H: Let's go to Wufei's, maybe her took her there.
They jump in the trunk and Trowa turns the radio on.
Announcer: A mysterious masked man has been sexually assaulting ladies and gentlemen alike.
CLICK
H: keep that crap off.
At Wufei's house……
KNOCK KNOCK!
Wufei and Relena and cuddled naked on his bed.
W: (jumps up) Oh jeez! Relena! That could be them! Get some clothes on and act like you are poisoned and sleeping!
R: right! (Runs over to the futon)
H: Relena? Wufei? Are you guys there?
Q: its open lets go in.
T: search the rooms.
H: (spots the "sleeping" Relena and kneels next to her.) Oh. Relena… (He smoothes her hair back)
R: (murmurs) Heero….
H: I'm sorry for making you so sad.
Quatre and Trowa walk in.
Trowa: oh! You found her! She still looks drugged.
Q: (embarrassed) I didn't think I drugged her that much…
(Heero shakes Relena slightly)
R: (opens her eyes slowly) He-Heero?
H: (smiles) It's nice to see you again.
Q: yes. Good morning Relena.
R: what happened?
H: well Quatre-
Q: I told you I liked you a lot, and that I wanted a date. And you fainted!
H: (grunts and elbows Quatre) It doesn't matter. Let's go home. (glares evilly at Quatre)
R: Home? Where am I now?
T: you, lil missy, are at Chang Wufei's house!
R: Wufei's!?
H: (puts a hand on her shoulder.) It's ok. He watched over you for 2 days. But I can't seem to find him now.
Q: He probably stepped out.
Wufei, panicking, jumped into the shower. Then he thought of a plan.
Wufei starts whistling and walks down the hall naked. He peeks around the corner at the commotion.
T: (drools) Hey Wufei! (Heero covers Relena's eyes)
W: aaah! Lemme get a towel!
H: oh. There he is.
R: How horrible!
Q: What is it?
R: What do you think! I just saw him naked!
T: not bad.
W: (in towel) (Elbows Trowa in the head.)
H: don't get carried away.
R: (turns away from Wufei.)
W: insolent girl. You keep me at my house for nearly 3 days. And you show no thanks.
R: (sits up) (in a snobby voice) Thankyou Chang Wufei. I humbly appreciate your gesture, which I hope I can repay.
Q: ooooh… Wufei got dissed!
H: Relena, I think we've imposed long enough. Let's go. (Nuzzles her adoringly)
W: no! I won't lose her now! Wait!
T: what is it now?
W: um.. Relena owes me.
H: What? She couldn't help that Quatre-
Q: she can't help that I asked you to watch her.
W: Injustice!
T+Q+H: well.. (Look at each other) What did you have in mind?
W: (stomach growls) I'm starving. The Ona must cook me lunch. You guys can go home.
R: alrighty! (Opens fridge) ACK!
Trowa eats some peanuts butter kawaiily with a spoon.
R: um Wufei….. All you have is old take out Chinese and collard greens.
W: (sweatdrops) um. (Grins) then you will take me out to eat. You can afford it!
R: …….ok….(heh.) I get it now
H: is that ok with you Relena?
R: yes. It is the least I can do.
T: (with mouthful) Great! I'd love to go out to eat!
W: I don't want you primitives ruining my compensation meal.
H: (grumbles) Fine. Bring her to my place by three.
W: we will be done masticating by then. (That means eating)
Q: (sweatdrops) nice choice of words Wufei.
How will their date go? What will happen afterward? Where is Duo gonna hide? Be here next time, for the answer to a large percentage of these questions!