Gundam plays Star Wars Act 2
Hey everyone! Thanks for your comments they were really nice!
Here's the second act!
Hope you'll enjoy it too!
Maud
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For those who doesn't remember:
Heero Yuy --" Luck Skywalker
Duo Maxwell --" Captain Han Solo
Relena Peacecraft-Darlian --" Princess Leia
Treize Krushenada --" Emperor
Zechs Marquise --" Darth Vader
Dorothy Catalonia --" Chewbacca
Wufei Chang --" C3P0
Hilde Shiwberg --" R2D2
Sally Po --" Jabba the Hutt, enemy soldier
Trowa Barton --" Lando Calretia (friend of Han Solo)
Quatre Raberba Winner --" Jabba's slave, enemy soldier, Ewock, the butty hunter
*the next morning*
Lucas: Hope you all slept well. Today we have a big day.
Dorothy: No we didn't! Duo and Heero fought 'till 11 PM, than Duo snored all night. Quatre kept calling his father in his dream, Zechs had some nasty dreams about Noin, Sally and Wufei almost make out in front of us (they stopped because it wasn't convenient to do it in front of kids) *she points Quatre * Treize smoked those cigars that smells like shit, after the fight, Heero's been keeping Relena away front the rest of us, even the girls, Hilde kept complaining about how Duo's not romantic with her. In short: I didn't sleep at all!!
Lucas: And what about you Dorothy? What did you do?
Duo: She kept looking at Quatre. I think she has a crush on him…
Dorothy: Shut up, Duo!
Wufei: Yeah! Shut up!
*Sally stands between them again *
Sally: When are you guys going to grow up?!
Zechs: You're dreaming here, dear.
Sally: Yeah! Don't need to tell me…
Trowa: …
Relena: She's right thou! Duo, you snore like a train.
Duo: Sorry I don't have your class, miss former Queen.
Heero: Are you saying something against Relena?
*Hilde jumps beside Duo*
Hilde: No he's not *She puts her hand on Duo's mouth * He wouldn't dare do something like that. *To Duo who tries to talk * Shut up if you wanna live trough this.
*Duo and Heero calm down *
Lucas: I must say, you guys are not easy. Anyway, let's start with a new scene.
Relena: What about the one from yesterday?
Trowa:…?
Duo: Yeah!? It was a blast.
Lucas: Actually, I was my worst ever. We decided to cut that part.
Duo: What? We were great, weren't we Relena, dear?
*Wufei and Trowa stop Heero*
Heero: I'm gonna kill him after that.
Duo: He he he!
Trowa:………
Lucas: The next scene we are going to shoot is the one when Luck arrives at Jabba's palace to save his friends. I need: Luck, Leia, Jabba, C3P0 and Jabba's slave. You should all get dressed, especially you Jabba.
Sally: I hate that movie even more now.
Lucas: I don't care. Go get dressed… *Nobody moves * NOW!
*Heero points a gun at him *
Heero: I won't do it.
*Lucas shows him the paper *
Heero: I don't care.
Duo: Come on Heero-boy, it's funny! Give him the gun.
Dorothy: Yeah! Give him the gun.
Relena: Please, give him the gun.
Quatre: Give him the gun.
Hilde: You should give him the gun.
Wufei: Be strong, give him the gun.
Sally: You should give him the gun.
Zechs: Give the damn gun.
Treize: Heero, you have a pure heart, give him the gun.
Trowa:….. *in his head: Give the gun. *
*Heero gives the gun to Lucas *
Lucas: Now, good boy.
*Heero points out another gun *
Heero: Don't talk to me as if I was a child or a dog!
Lucas: Man! How many of those do you have?
Duo: Come on! Would you just give the gun…s
Zechs: Give the gun dammit!
Trowa: …. *In his head: Give all your guns*
Sally: Please give the gun.
Wufei: Nataku would be stronger than you. Give the gun.
Treize: Show me your strength, give the gun.
Quatre: *scared * Please Heero, give him the gun.
Dorothy: I love war!!!!! Don't give the gun!
Relena: Shut up Dorothy!
Duo: Yeah! Shut up!
Wufei: Shut up Maxwell!
*Sally stand between the two…. again…..*
Relena: Please, Heero give him the gun.
Hilde: Yeah! Do like your little Miss Queen of the World tells you!
Relena: Would you stop with that!
Hilde: Make me stop!
*Wufei stand between the two*
Wufei: Only strong men are allowed to fight.
Hilde+ Relena: Shut up!
Lucas: Ok!!!! Let's start. First, Quatre, go get all the guns from that guy and all of you get dressed, we are starting in 1h.
*An hour later, 10 guns were retrieved from Heero.*
Lucas: Now let's… where's Leia?
Hilde: She won't come out?
Lucas: Why?
Dorothy: She doesn't like the costume.
*Lucas goes to Relena and brings her back. She's wearing the little metal bikini. All the boys' mouth open in surprised. Heero started to makes deathglares to all of them.*
*He deathglares Duo. Duo turns red an starts looking at his costume.*
*He deathglares Zechs then stops. He remembers his Relena's brother *
*He deathglares Quatre. Quatre runs behind Jabba. *
*He deathglares Treize. Treize looks at him without turning his eyes. Heero deathglares some more. Treize finally surrenders *
*Nobody dares say anything and they start to roll. *
Scene 2
*Heero arrives in front of Jabba, Relena looks at him *
Wufei: At last, master Luck…. I refuse!
Lucas: What is it now?!
Wufei: Heero's not my master. I won't call him like that!
All: IT'S A MOVIE!!!!!
Lucas: Now, let's do it again…
Wufei: At last, master Luck comes to rescue me.
*Quatre wakes Sally up *
Quatre: Luck Skywalker, Jedi Knight.
Sally: What?!?!?
Lucas: You aren't supposed to sleep! You must act! Pretend that you are sleeping!!!!
Sally: Like we can do something else in that suit!
Lucas: Cut it out! Now, get all to your places!
Wufei: At last, master Luck comes to rescue me.
*Quatre wakes Sally up*
Quatre: Luck Skywalker, Jedi knight.
Sally: I told you not to admit him!
Lucas: Cut!!!
Sally: What?!
Lucas: Hellooooo… It's not English that you are supposed to speak!!
Sally: Oups.
*Wufei falls from the place he's standing *
Duo: Wu-man. Can't you stand up normally?
Wufei: Shut up Duo!
All:…
Wufei: Hellooo. I need somebody to say: "Yeah! Shut up!"
Trowa:………. ?!……..
Quatre: I don't like that scene.
Lucas: May I know why?
Quatre: I'm a slave.
Dorothy: Excuse him, he's used to be the heir, not the slave.
Relena: Sally!!! Stop pulling the chain! I can't breath!
*Heero jumps on Jabba and start to beat the costume *
Sally: Ammm, Heero… it's the costume… not me…
*Heero stops to beat the costume *
Wufei: How do you want me to stand with that costume on? I can't move.
Trowa:…
Lucas: Deal with it.
Relena: Yeah! What do you think I can do?
*All the guys stares at her. Heero starts to deathglare everyone again. They all stop.*
Lucas: Now, let's do it again.
Treize: Excuse me but can I give you some advice?
Lucas: SHUT UP!!!
*Scene repeated *
Sally: *in Jabba's voice*: I told you not to admit him!
Heero: …..
*They all stare at him, he doesn't noticed. *
Lucas: Ahhh.. Heero. You have to stop looking at Relena at act….
Heero: *Blushes * Sorry.
Duo: Ha ha! Heero's looking at Relena's boobs!!
Heero: Shut up Duo!
Wufei: Yeah! Shut up!
*Duo ignores them, Wufei's not happy.*
*Scene repeated *
Sally: *In Jabba's voice* : I told you not to admit him!
Heero: I must be allowed to speak.
Quatre: He must be allowed to speak.
*Sally pushed Quatre away *
*Quatre falls, starts to cry.*
Lucas: Let's to it………again…..
*Scene repeated *
Sally: *In Jabba's voice* : I told you not to admit him!
Heero: I must be allowed to speak.
Quatre: He must be allowed to speak.
*Sally pushed Quatre away *
Sally: *In Jabba's voice* You weak-minded fool! He's using an old Jedi mind trick.
Heero: You will bring Captain Solo and the wookie to me!
Dorothy: Wait a minute! I'm the wookie!! Come on! It's bad enough to be Chewbacca! Now the wookie! I can't stand it!
Duo: he he he!
Dorothy: Shut up Duo!
Wufei: Na, I'm tired.
Trowa:……..?!?
Lucas: Cut!!!! Now, let's start again!
*Scene repeated *
Quatre: He must be allowed to speak.
*Sally pushed Quatre away *
Sally: *In Jabba's voice* You weak-minded fool! He's using an old Jedi mind trick.
Heero: You will bring Captain Solo and the wookie to me!
*Sally laughs*
Sally: *In Jabba's voice* You mind powers will not work on me boy!
*Heero tries harder *
Sally: *In Jabba's voice* Heu… your mind power will not work on me boy…
*Heero tries again*
Sally: *In Jabba's voice* Heu… Your mind… *normal voice *dammit Heero! It's a movie!!!
Treize: He's used to win.
Zechs: What do you mean by that?
Treize: Nothing.
Scene repeated *
Heero: You will bring Captain Solo and the wookie to me!
*Sally laughs*
Sally: *In Jabba's voice* You mind powers will not work on me boy!
Heero: Nevertheless. I'm taking Captain Solo and his friends. You can either be proper by this, or be destroyed. It's your choice but I warn you not to underestimate my powers.
*Duo, to Hilde*
Duo: Man, he managed to learn that all by heart!
Hilde: He's not as dumb as you, Duo.
Duo: Hey that hurts!
*Back to the scene *
Wufei: Master Luck! You're standing on the hole!
Lucas: You're not supposed to say it!
Wufei: Oups. Master luck, you're standing on….
Sally: *In Jabba's voice* Their will be no bargain young Jedi.
*Sally pulls Relena *
Relena: I… can't… breathe…..
*Heero jumps on Jabba *
Heero: I'll kill you!
Lucas: Cut! That will be enough for now. We'll continue this afternoon.
Trowa:….