Hello everyone!
May I present you act 3! I'm planning on writing maybe 8 or 9 acts. If I see that you all get bored before that, I'll make it stop before it gets too bad. Your comments are my best way to know when you like it or not so again, don't be afraid to tell me what you think!
Thanks to all of those whose commented. It's really nice of you, thanks again.
Well, here's act 3!
Please enjoy!
Maud
Oh Yeah!
For the low brain…
Heero Yuy --" Luke Skywalker
Duo Maxwell --" Captain Han Solo
Relena Peacecraft-Darlian --" Princess Leia
Treize Krushenada --" Emperor
Zechs Marquise --" Darth Vader
Dorothy Catalonia --" Chewbacca
Wufei Chang --" C3P0
Hilde Shiwberg --" R2D2
Sally Po --" Jabba the Hutt, enemy soldier
Trowa Barton --" Lando Calrissian (friend of Han Solo)
Quatre Raberba Winner --" Jabba's slave, enemy soldier, Ewok, the Bounty Hunter
P.S. Thanks to those who told me my mistakes in the names.
*The afternoon*
Duo: Man, the food you gave us was perfect! You really know how to treat you guests!
Wufei: You hate like a pig!
Zechs: Yeah. It was disgusting to see you eat.
Hilde: It wasn't soo bad…
Relena: That must be because you are used to see him.
Duo: Well. Ex-cu-se-me Miss former Queen. I already told you, I don't have your class!
Trowa:… *He stops Heero from hitting Duo*
Dorothy: It's not a question of class Duo, it's just that you don't know how to live.
*Duo is hurt. He goes in a corner of the room to sulk*
Lucas: Ok, you all babies. Go get dressed for the next scene.
Relena: I don't wanna…
Lucas: Relena, go put that damn bikini on!
Duo: *from his corner* Yeah! You look so hot in it!
*Trowa stops Heero again*
Relena: Shut up, Duo!
Wufei:… *chewing*
Zechs: Yeah! Shut up!
Wufei: Hey! I'm the one who supposed to say that!
Zechs: Well. Excuse me, but I didn't hear anything.
Wufei: I was eating!
Zechs: Well, you should stop eating…you…Chinese food!
*Wufei jumps on Zechs, they start to fight*
*Heero and Duo look at each other*
Heero: Feels weird.
Sally: What?
Duo: Not to be fighting.
Lucas: Relena, get dressed! *He shows her the papers*
Relena: I hate you! *She leaves *
Lucas: Gosh! That hurts sooooo much….
Treize: So mister director, what are we doing this afternoon? Will Zechs and I will finally play?
Lucas: Sorry, you're not in this one either.
Treize: I see.
Lucas: Now, when you two are done fighting, we'll continue with our next scene. I need, Chewbacca, Lando, Luke, Solo, Leia, C3P0, R2D2, Jabba's slave and Jabba.
Hilde: It's about time!
Dorothy: Tell me about it…
Trowa:…?!
Lucas: The scene is the one where Chewy, Luck and Solo are pushed in the hole.
Duo: He he! chewy…
*Dorothy deahtglares Duo, he's afraid of her and goes hide behind Hilde*
Quatre: *afraid* You mean they are going to die?
All: IT'S A MOVIE!!!!
*Wufei and Zechs stop fighting*
Zechs: Sad, it means we won't get rid of Duo.
Duo: Hey! That's mean!
Zechs: You're gonna cry?
Duo: *Tries not to cry * Pishh. No.
Wufei: he he!
Trowa……..
*Hilde looks at her costume *
Hilde: You want me to fit in THAT?!?
Lucas: Yes.
Hilde: Man! How do you expect me to?
Lucas: *tired of her constant wining* Manage. Now, everybody, take your places. The others…as usual… GET LOST!
Scene 3
*There are 2 sets.*
*Set #1 is Jabba's ship. Set #2 is the execution ship near the hole *
*On set #1 there's Jabba, Leia, C3P0 and R2D2 *
*On set #2 , Luke, Solo, Chewy, Lando Jabba's slave *
Wufei: His Excellency…
Treize: Yes?
Lucas: Not you! He talks about Jabba!
Sally: Yeah! You're not the only Excellency in the world Treize!
Treize: As a matter of fact I was.
All: SHUT UP YOU EXELLENCY!
*Treize is not happy *
Lucas: Let's do it again.
Wufei: Is Excellency hopes that you will die honourably. But if you … Could I have my text please.
Duo: Man. Mister Chinese guy is not so perfect after all.
Heero: Shut up Duo.
*Nobody dares say anything after Heero *
Lucas: Cut! Let's start over.
Wufei: Is Excellency hopes that you will die honourably. But if any of you wish to beg for mercy, the great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your please.
Duo: 3P9, you tell…
Lucas: Cut!
Duo: What?!
Lucas: It's 3P0!
Duo: Oups.
Lucas: Star over!
Wufei: Is Excellency hopes that you will die honourably. But if any of you wish to beg for mercy, the great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your please.
Duo: 3P7, you tell…
Lucas: CUT!!
Duo: What?!?
Lucas: 3P0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: Man. Sorry, it's hard you know.
Lucas: Yes. Reallllyyyyy hard! Start again!
Wufei: Is Excellency hopes that you will die honourably. But if any of you wish to beg for mercy, the great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your please.
Duo: 3P0, you tell that slimy piece of worm… he he he… worm. Hey Sally, you're a worm!!!!!!
Sally: Shut up Duo!
Wufei: Yeah! Shut up!
Hilde: For once I'm with them: Shut up and get going!
Lucas: Start… again…
Wufei: Is Excellency hopes that you will die honourably. But if any of you wish to beg for mercy, the great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your please.
Duo: 3P0, you tell that slimy piece of worm that he'll get no such pleasure from us!
Dorothy:…
Lucas: Dorothy! It's your part!
Dorothy: I refuse!
Lucas: May I know why….?
Dorothy: It's an insult to my superior intelligence to have this role.
Lucas: What superior intelligence?
Relena: She always thinks that she's more intelligent then everyone else, don't worry, it's normal.
Lucas: Well Miss brain, get your part done with that mighty intelligence of yours.
Dorothy: Man…
Wufei: Is Excellency hopes that you will die honourably. But if any of you wish to beg for mercy, the great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your please.
Duo: 3P0, you tell that slimy piece of worm that he'll get no such pleasure from us!
Dorothy: Graow….
Lucas; Ok, better, but you are ANGRY here!
Dorothy: Hey! Don't ask too much!
Wufei: Is Excellency hopes that you will die honourably. But if any of you wish to beg for mercy, the great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your please.
Duo: 3P0, you tell that slimy piece of worm that he'll get no such pleasure from us!
Dorothy: Graow….
Heero: Jabba, this is your last chance. Free us, or I'll kill you!
Lucas: NO!
Heero: What?
Lucas: Stop saying that stupid line of yours!
Heero: *Deathglares him * It's not stupid!
Lucas: Yes it is. First of all, each time you say that, you never kill the person, second of all: THIS IS STAR WARS not Gundam wing!
*Scene repeated *
Dorothy: Graow…
Heero: Jabba, this is your last chance. Free us or die *to himself: it's the same*
*Sally laughs*
Sally: Move him into position.
*Heero deathglares Trowa, Hilde and salutes *
Lucas: Heero, it's not them you are supposed to deathglare.
Duo: He's used too, excuse him.
*Scene repeated *
Sally: Move him into position.
* Heero looks at Trowa, Hilde and salutes *
Sally: Put him in.
*Heero jumps and catches the extremity of the diving-board and is supposed to jump back on the ship but his hands are stocked on the diving-board *
Heero: DuUuUoOoOo!
Duo: He he he!!!!
Trowa:….?
Lucas: What's wrong now.
Heero: IiIiI'mMmMm sTtToOoCkKeEeDdD!!!!
Duo: He he he!!!!
Quatre: Duo! What did you do?
Duo: Don't worry, it's just some crazy glue. The perfect soldier won't feel anything.
Lucas: Trowa, free Heero the glue. Duo!!!!!!
Duo: You have to admit it's funny!
* Trowa frees Heero *
*Heero runs after Duo on the little ship, Quatre is pushed off while Dorothy's costume gets stocked in the metal of the ship. *
All: DUO!!!!!
*Heero catches Duo and starts to beat him *
Lucas: When you two are done. We'll start again.
*Scene repeated *
Sally: Move him into position.
* Heero looks at Trowa, Hilde and salutes *
Sally: Put him in.
*Heero jumps and catches the extremity of the diving board and jumps back on the ship. He lands on Dorothy's foot *
Dorothy: Ouch! That hurts!
Lucas: Let's start over… again…
*Scene repeated *
Sally: Move him into position.
* Heero looks at Trowa, Hilde and salutes *
Sally: Put him in.
*Heero jumps and catches the extremity of the diving board and jumps back on the ship. *
* Heero catches his laser, starts to beat everyone, Quatre fells off set #2 and starts to cry, he goes to change to the bounty hunter, Trowa fells under the ships and Duo tries to helps him get back on the ship, Heero jumps on set #1, Duo, accidentally, pushed Quatre (now the bounty hunter) in the hole. Heero fights with Jabba's slaves, he tells Relena to point the gun at the deck. Wufei and Hilde jump off set #1.*
Duo: Lando! Catch this.
Trowa:…
Duo: Heu Trowa, you are supposed to talk.
Trowa:…. *With his hands says, What me?*
Duo: Yes you.
Trowa:…..!? *With his hands tries to say that he can't talk *
Lucas: Why can't you talk?
Trowa: …. * With his hands explain that he has a soar throat.
Lucas: Why didn't you say it sooner?
Trowa:…. * Sight meaning: You dummy, if I could have talk, I wouldn't be explaining this with my hands right now!*
Lucas: Okay, you move your lips, we'll pretend you are talking, we'll do your voice latter.
Trowa:…
*The scene is played without Trowa talking *
*Everything is finished *
Lucas: Good, we'll do the last part again.
Heero: Why?
Lucas: Because, it would have been perfect if, while you were carrying Relena, you hadn't put your hand on her breast. She's your sister remember.
*Heero and Relena turn red. Everyone laughs at them *
Duo: Looks like the little metal bikini as a lot of effects on the perfect soldier!!! He he he!!
Heero: I'll kill you!!!
*Heero starts to run after Duo *
Lucas: Ok, we'll leave it like this, I'm tired. See you all tomorrow.