Hi everybody!
Well, thanks for the comments I received, they were nice (I have to admit thou that one of them, I didn't really understand it!)
Please, if you read the story, take the time to tell me what you think, it's always nice to have some feedback.
Well, here is act 4
Please enjoy!!!!
Maud
Ammmm, just in case you don't remember….
Heero Yuy --" Luke Skywalker
Duo Maxwell --" Captain Han Solo
Relena Peacecraft-Darlian --" Princess Leia
Treize Krushenada --" Emperor
Zechs Marquise --" Darth Vader
Dorothy Catalonia --" Chewbacca
Wufei Chang --" C3P0
Hilde Shiwberg --" R2D2
Sally Po --" Jabba the Hutt, enemy soldier
Trowa Barton --" Lando Calrissian (friend of Han Solo)
Quatre Raberba Winner --" Jabba's slave, enemy soldier, Ewok, the Bounty Hunter
Act 4!!!
*Lucas enters the set. Duo, Quatre, Heero and Trowa are playing with guns and lasers. They are running all around the set like little children *
Lucas: What are they doing?
Duo: Pow pow!!
Quatre: Pow!
Trowa:…!
Duo: Heero! You're dead!
Wufei: They are playing. They think it will help them feels their character, at least, that's what Duo said to convince Trowa and Heero.
*Heero comes out of hiding *
Heero: I'm not dead!
Duo and Quatre: Yes you are!
Duo: I killed you!
Quatre: You got shot in the back.
Sally: It's only an excuse. They wanted to play, especially Duo. But you know Heero and Trowa, they would never dare admit that they like to play.
Trowa:…
Lucas: Why am I not surprised?
Heero: I'm not dead! I blocked the shut with the laser.
Duo: What laser? You don't even have it with you.
*Heero shows the laser *
Duo: It's not even ON!
*Heero deathglares Duo *
Heero: I'm not dead. And it's not fair. You're ally can speak.
Trowa: ….?
Duo: You are dead!
Quatre: Ok, ok, you two, calm down…
Zechs: You know what? I have to admit it's really fun to see them play. They are arguing like kids, I think it's really funny.
Lucas: Maybe for you but we have other things to do.
Relena: Why are you so in a rush?
*Heero deathglares Quatre. He goes hide behind Dorothy *
Dorothy: You're such a baby Quatre.
Quatre: *whispering * Shut up! He'll find out where I am.
Dorothy: Oh yeah! Sorry.
*Lucas ignores Relena's question. *
Lucas: Heero, Duo, Quatre and Wufei, go put the red costumes you see over there. Today, we are doing the scene where the emperor arrives at the Death Star. Treize and Zechs, get dressed.
Hilde: Wait a minute, I didn't do anything in the last scene!
Dorothy: Yeah! All I did was "Groaw…"
Lucas: Do you really think that you had big parts?
Hilde + Dorothy: Yeah!
Lucas: Right………………………….. Ok everyone, get prepared to roll in 20 minutes.
10 minutes later
Duo: Help!!!!
Quatre: What is it?
Duo: I'm lost! I can't fit in the hole for the neck!
*Duo fights with his costume *
Wufei: Yes you dummy! It's the hole for the arms!
Duo: Oups.
10 minutes later.
Lucas: The scene works like this… the red guards get off, followed by the emperor. Zechs, you kneel before the Emperor and you go greet him. Everyone understands.
Zechs: I refuse.
Lucas: And why's that?
Zechs: I'm no longer part of OZ. I won't kneel before Treize.
All: IT'S A MOVIE!
Duo: He he he!
Zechs: Shut up Duo!
Wufei: Yeah! Shut up!
Duo: You're dead after this Chinese guy!
Wufei: Ohhhh… I'm scared.
*Heero points out a gun from his costume *
Heero: Shut up! All of you, and get going.
Lucas: Thanks, Heero, for once, I'm glade you are a crazy gun-guy.
*Heero points the gun at Lucas *
Heero: Shut up. And don't you ever dare call me like that again.
Lucas: Sure *whispering * Psycho.
Heero: What?! *He deathglares Lucas *
Lucas: Nothing *whispering * bonehead.
Heero: I said: What?!
Lucas: Don't worry, it's nothing *whispering * monkey. *out load * ok, now that the little Oz incident is finish, let's roll.
*The 4 guards come down the ship. Quatre's costume get stuck on something, he fells on the floor gripping Wufei in the process. Wufei and Quatre find themselves on the floor everyone's looking at them. *
Hilde: I've always said that Quatre isn't a man with balance.
Dorothy: Stability is not his strong type.
Sally: Equilibrium most not be part of his personal dictionary.
*Quatre start to cry *
Zechs: He never was cool-headed.
Duo: He he he!
Relena: I'm not sure it's Quatre the problem here.
Quatre: Duo! You stepped on my costume.
Duo: Oups.
Wufei: It was you! I should have known.
*Heero points out his gun *
Heero: Don't worry. I'm making sure he stays calm.
Duo: Heero body, you're not cool.
Lucas: Ok, let's start… over… again *sight: I'll never get through with this alive…*
*Scene repeated. Duo, tries to step on Quatre costume again but Heero shows him his gun before he does, Duo decides to change his idea. Treize follows his personal guards. He steps on his costumes and to regain his balance, pushes Duo on Quatre. Quatre fells again on the floor and starts to cry, again. Heero shoot at Treize that dodges the bullet *
Treize: Hey! I didn't mean it!!!!!
Heero: You push them, my mission his to kill the person who pushes one of them.
Treize: You and your missions….
Lucas: Start over!
*Scene repeated. The 4 guards get down the ship followed by the emperor. Treize meets Zechs that is kneeling in front of him *
Zechs: The death staaaaa….ruuoooooo shhhhhhhh ruoooooooooo shhhhhhh….. get russuuooooooo that uuuoooooo mask rooooooshhhhhhhhhh offf!!!!
*Relena pulls the mask from his brother *
Zechs: How do you expect me to breathe in that!!!!!????!!
Lucas: Oups, I forgot to open the hole so you can breath.. Sorry. *he opens the lock *
*Zechs deathglares him *
Zechs: Oups….
Lucas: Oups.
*Heero thinks: Hey, that's my deathglare look!!! *
Lucas: Start again.
*Scene repeated. The 4 guards get down the ship followed by the emperor. Treize meets Zechs that is kneeling in front of him *
Zechs: The death star will be completed on schedule.
Treize: You've done well Lord Vader. And now, I sense you want to continue your search for the young Skywalker.
Relena to Dorothy: He really does have the snobbish look on his face, even with the mask he wares.
Dorothy: Why do you think they killed him in Gundam wing?
Zechs: Yes my….. Pouah! Duo!! You farted!!!!
Duo: he he he!!!!
Wufei: Man! You really stink!!!!!
Lucas: Cut!!!!!!!!!
*Scene repeated. The 4 guards get down the ship followed by the emperor. Treize meets Zechs that is kneeling in front of him *
Zechs: The death star will be completed on schedule.
Treize: You've done well Lord Vader. And now, I sense you want to continue your search for the young Skywalker.
Zechs: Yes my master.
Treize: Patience, my friend. In time, he will seek you out. And when he does, you must bring him before me. He has gown strong. Only together we can bring him to the dark side of the force.
Zechs: As you wish *to himself: Yeah! Right, asshole!*
Treize: Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.
* Nobody moves. They all look at each other. Something is wrong.*
Duo: Hey man! It's the first time it doesn't take us 10 shoots!
*Lucas fells unconscious on the floor, they all look at him, nobody moves *
Quatre: It must be the shock.
Sally: What shock?
Heero: As Duo said, it's our first scene we accomplish in less then 7 hours.
Wufei: Must be a big shock.
Zechs: Looks like it.
Hilde: Well, that's almost insulting, we're not that bad.
*Nobody answers *
Hilde: Ok, I get it.
Relena: Aren't we going to help him?
Duo: Na! Let's go to eat. I'm starving!
Heero: You're always starving Duo.
Wufei: Yeah! You pig.
Duo: SHUT UP!!!!!!
Tbc…
Well, here it is!
Hope you enjoyed it!
Please comment please please please pretty please with sugar on top!!
Maud