Hi everyone!
Thanks again for all the comments, they were really nice.
May I now present to you act 5. Hope you're gonna enjoy it as much as the others.
Act 6 or 7 should be my last ones, school is starting and I'm gonna have a lot of work to do. I'm also working on another fic that I must finish, it's called Revolution, War and Peace, if you guys wanna read it, go ahead. (Some publicity here….) It's not a humour story but I think it's good. (It's on fanfiction.net)
Well, let's stop talking and continue on with the Acts.
If you guys still don't remember the roles, well, now I'm sad…
Heero Yuy --" Luke Skywalker
Duo Maxwell --" Captain Han Solo
Relena Peacecraft-Darlian --" Princess Leia
Treize Krushenada --" Emperor
Zechs Marquise --" Darth Vader
Dorothy Catalonia --" Chewbacca
Wufei Chang --" C3P0
Hilde Shiwberg --" R2D2
Sally Po --" Jabba the Hutt, enemy soldier
Trowa Barton --" Lando Calrissian (friend of Han Solo)
Quatre Raberba Winner --" Jabba's slave, enemy soldier, Ewok, the Bounty Hunter
Enjoy!!!
Maud
p.s. don't be afraid to comment!!!!
Act 5
Lucas: Relena! I'm tired to fight with you and your costumes!
Relena: If you wouldn't always give me the little sexy costumes, I wouldn't mind!
Hilde: Hey. My costume is a can so shut up!
Dorothy: Talk about mine, it's a mop!
Duo: He he he!!
Hilde + Dorothy: Shut up, Duo!
Wufei: Yeah! Shut up!
Duo: Wu-ma… you're really starting to get on my nerves….
Wufei: And what about you?!
Lucas: Zechs, Treize, Quatre, Trowa and Sally. Go put the Ewok costumes over there. Today, we're making the scene where Luke and the others are brought back at the Ewok camp.
Trowa: …?
*Quatre runs to the costumes *
Quatre: Youppie!!!!!
Duo: Wait a minute, this means they are going to cook us?
Lucas: How many times do I have to say this ? IT'S A MOVIE!!!!!!
Duo: Man, ok, relax, Pshiiiii…..
Heero: If you weren't always asking dumb questions, this wouldn't be happening.
Duo: Hey, perfect guy, leave me alone.
*Quatre and the others are getting dressed *
Quatre: This is great! We are Ewoks!!!
*They stare ate him, not saying anything *
Quatre: It's fantastic! Look at my costume! It's sooooo cute!!!
* They stare at him *
Quatre: What?
*They leave him *
*Treize is trying his costume *
Treize: I wonder why my costume is so ugly? I mean, look at the hair… it's hideous… and what about the face…. I look like a monster.
Zechs: You're not lucky. It really is awful.
Treize: I think it's an insult to my person. After all, I was the ruler of the entire Earth.
Zechs: I still hate that arrogant style of yours but I have to admit, you cannot be wearing that, you should ask Mister Director to change it.
Treize: And I'll do just that.
*Dorothy arrives *
Dorothy: There it is! Treize, you are wearing my costume!
*Treize and Zechs look at each other *
Treize: I'm terribly sorry Dorothy.
*He takes off the costume and gives it to Dorothy *
Treize: Here you go.
Dorothy: Thanks!
Wufei: I hate my costume! I can't move in this!
Duo: Wu-man, don't worry, in this scene, you don't even have to move, you'll be the king.
Wufei: It's the first time I hear you say something intelligent Duo. Please help me close my costume in the back.
Duo: Sure!
*Duo closes the costumes *
Lucas: Heero, Dorothy, Duo and Hilde. Come here! You're supposed to get tied up on those sticks.
*Dorothy, Hilde and Duo are getting tied up *
Lucas: Where's Heero?
Dorothy: He's in the little Ewok house with Relena.
Quatre: What is he doing there?
Dorothy: Nothing Quatre, they're just talking.
Quatre: Ah! Then I'll go get him.
*He goes get Heero *
Duo: No! Quatre don't!
*Quatre enters the little house and comes out crying *
Lucas: What is it?
Quatre: *Crying * They weren't talking! *He runs off behind Zechs *
Duo: Yeah. That must be a real big shock for the poor little Quatre.
*Heero comes out of the little house, deathglaring everyone. They all feel uncomfortable and decide not to say anything *
Duo: Hey ! Heero body! You-
All: Shut up Duo!!!
5 minutes later.
Lucas: Now that everyone is tied up, let's start the scene.
Scene 5
*They are all brought to the camp, placed over the fire places. Wufei is on a throne *
Dorothy: Groaw…
Duo: I got a really bad feeling about this.
*Wufei talks with Zechs in Ewok language *
Duo: I mean it! I don't trust Zechs!
Lucas: Why don't you trust Zechs?
Duo: I know he's gonna cook me! I don't wanna do this! Untie me!
Lucas: You're not getting untied and just shut up and act!!!
Duo: Man. I hate this movie!
Lucas: And the movie hates you!
Duo: That hurts…
Lucas: Start over.
*Scene repeated *
Duo: I got a really bad feeling about this.
*Wufei talks with Zechs in Ewok language *
Duo: What did he say?
Wufei: I'm really embarrassed General Solo. But it appears… Hey, can we stay like this? I fell so superior to them right now.
Heero: Wufei, if you need a wooden chair to feel superior to us…
Wufei: What?
Heero: Nothing.
Lucas: Cut!!
*Scene repeated *
Wufei: I'm really embarrassed General Solo. But it appears that you are to be the main course of a banquet in my honour.
Dorothy: No ! No way! I'm not gonna be the Chinese's food!!
Lucas: Start over!! Again…
Wufei: Hey Dorothy. I'm a robot, I can't eat you.
Dorothy: Mnha…. I knew it.
Wufei: Yeah. Right….
*Scene repeated *
Wufei: I'm really embarrassed General Solo. But it appears that you are to be the main course of a banquet in my honour.
Dorothy: Groaew….
Hilde: *With too much enthusiasm * Bib! Bib!!!
*Ewoks start to sing, Quatre sings as load as he can *
*Relena comes out of the little house, she's wearing that little beige dress. Her hair is on her back *
*Heero deathglares Duo, but Duo's much more concerned about the fire under him. *
*Heero deathglares Trowa, Trowa starts to whistle and looks away. *
*Heero deathglares Zechs but he's talking with Treize and doesn't care *
*Heero deathglares Quatre but Quatre's looking at himself in a mirror *
*Heero tries to deathglare Wufei but he can't see him *
*Realising that nobody's looking at Relena, Heero starts to deathglare them because they don't think she's great looking *
Heero: Leia!
Duo: Leia!
*Heero deathglares Duo *
Wufei: Your Royal Highness!
Hilde: Bib!! Bib!!!
Relena: But these are my friends… Well, you can eat Duo if you want. He really is a pain in the ass.
Duo: Hey! That's mean!
Lucas: Cut!!!!
*Scene repeated *
Hilde: Bib!! Bib!!!
Relena: But these are my friends…*To herself: come on, eat Duo! * 3P0 tell them they must be set free.
*Quatre starts to sing, no listening to Relena *
Dorothy: Groaewoaw!!!
*Wufei explain to the Ewoks that they must let the others go, they refuse, he insist, the refuse, he tries to hit them and fells on the floor *
Wufei: I hate this movie!!!!
Lucas: Cut!!! Wufei, you're not supposed to be insisting!!!
Sally: He had to win, he was arguing with me, I'm a weak woman.
*Scene repeated *
Hilde: Bib!! Bib!!!
Relena: But these are my friends… 3P0 tell them they must be set free.
*Quatre starts to sing, no listening to Relena *
Dorothy: Groaewoaw!!!
Duo: Somehow, I got the feeling it didn't help us very much…
Heero: 3P0, tell them that if they don't do as you wish, you'll become angry and use your magic.
Duo: AAAHHHHHHhhhhh!!! I'M BURNING!!!!!
Zechs: Oups.
*Scene repeated *
Duo: Somehow, I got the feeling it didn't help us very much…
Heero: 3P0, tell them that if they don't do as you wish, you'll become angry and use your magic.
Wufei: But Master Luke, what magic? I couldn't possibly…
Heero: Shut up! Just tell them!
Lucas: *to himself * The shut up part wasn't in the script but it was nicely said…
*Wufei tells them, they don't care *
Wufei: You see master Luke, they didn't believe me.
*Heero concentrate, nothing happens, they all look at each other *
*Heero tries again, still nothing *
*Heero's getting angry….*
Lucas: Oups! Sorry. I forgot. *Wufei starts to fly *
Wufei: AAHHHHhhh! Stop it!! I'm afraid of highs!!!
*They put him down*
*Duo is liberated, he goes to Relena and starts to kiss her *
*Heero is liberated, he jumps on Duo and starts to beat him *
*Lucas goes to see Wufei *
Lucas: Fantastic! Wufei, it's was so REAL!!!
Wufei: It was REAL! I'm really afraid of highs!
Lucas: Oups.
Wufei: Now, help me get the damn costume off, it's stocked.
*Wufei turns around to show is back to Lucas *
Lucas: Ammm, Wufei, is it normal? There's a padlock on your costume
Wufei: DUOOOOO!!!!!!
Tbc….
Well, please comment!!!
Maud