Xel: Yare Yare, Emi-chan. They keep coming back!
Emi: You'd think they'd learn by now.
Xel: Well if they want to risk their lives they can stay. Welcome to Dissection 103. I am professor
Xelloss Metallium and this is my assistant Emi-chan.
Emi: ^_^ Today our experiment is extra super dangerous.
Xel: Yes, today we are going to find out where all that food lina eats goes. (Emi pulls a cord and a
light turns on in the backround revealing a POed, tied , and gaged Lina Inverse straped down onn
an examination table. The two walk back twords their victim.)
Xel: You must be wondering, 'how in the hell did you catch Lina Inverse? she's dystroyed people
10 times stronger than you.'
Emi: Two reasons. 1. That time of the month. 2. I'm a fic author.
Xel: And two very good reasons they are. ^_^v
Emi: (ungags Lina) So how do you feel?
Lina: Whooo... ooooo ..... where did that light cooome from.
Xel: (playing with the IV coming out of her arm) What did you give her?
Emi: Something to dull her senses. You could probably throw her off a three story building and
she'd only feel a light thud.
Xel: Good idea lets do it.
Emi: Professor?
Xel: What? oh wait.... YEAH! ummm (Emi gives him the evil eye) Okay. In order to find out where that food goes, and keep her alive because L-sama will have our @$$es staked and burnt to a crisp if we don't, we will be preforming something like exploratory surgery.
Emi: Only we don't have Medical Degrees.
Lina: Whaat?
Emi: Look at the pretty light....
Lina: OOoooooo.....
Xel: That has to be some pretty hard drugging....
*Five Minutes Later*
(Xel and Emi are in their latex gloves and surgical aprons ready to slice and dice)
Emi: (Xel has a preditor grin on his face) uh maybe I should cut.
Xel: Only if you want.
(Emi slices into Lina's abdomen then pulls back the skin. She continues this with the layers of fat, muscle, and cartalige; until she reaches the internal organs.)
Xel: Why don't you just cut all the way through?
Emi: Cause I could hurt something. If it makes you feel better, if you were on the table I'd just cut ya in half.
Xel: ^_^
(They search through the organs until all of them are moved to the side and they are looking at the front of Lina's spine. On the spine is a growth looking sort of like a yin/yang sign.)
Emi: What the hell is that!
Xel: Just as I thought.
Emi: What?
Xel: Sore wa Himitsu Desu!
(one severe beating later and the appearance of many sharp pointed objects through Xel)
Xel: That was nice ^_^
Emi: Tell me what you know...... or else.....
Xel: O.o...... It's a piece of shabrinigdo....
Emi: Never thought it looked like that..
Xel: and a piece of Ciephried.
Emi: WHAT!
Xel: Seems that Lina eats so much to fuel the battle between the two inside of her.
Emi: Well that does explain things....
Xel: Very much so.
(They sew Lina up)
Xel: So what do we do with her now?
Emi: Send her to Gourry and hope that she doesn't hunt use down and kill us.
Xel: Can't we just kill her?
Emi: No, L-sama will burn us at the stake remember?
Xel: ......... I guess....
(they send the sewn up Dragon Spooker to the Squid brained fool. She survived and a few months later tracked the two down and dragon slaved them a few times)
Emi: (charcoaled) that went over pretty well....
Xel: I'd say she let us off easy.
Emi: (pause in conversation) So when do we disect again?
Xel: Whenever you feel like writing.
Emi: Okay. Well we'll see you next time!
Xel: To explore what is unknown and maybe some fun too.
Emi&Xel: BYE!!!
Emi: You'd think they'd learn by now.
Xel: Well if they want to risk their lives they can stay. Welcome to Dissection 103. I am professor
Xelloss Metallium and this is my assistant Emi-chan.
Emi: ^_^ Today our experiment is extra super dangerous.
Xel: Yes, today we are going to find out where all that food lina eats goes. (Emi pulls a cord and a
light turns on in the backround revealing a POed, tied , and gaged Lina Inverse straped down onn
an examination table. The two walk back twords their victim.)
Xel: You must be wondering, 'how in the hell did you catch Lina Inverse? she's dystroyed people
10 times stronger than you.'
Emi: Two reasons. 1. That time of the month. 2. I'm a fic author.
Xel: And two very good reasons they are. ^_^v
Emi: (ungags Lina) So how do you feel?
Lina: Whooo... ooooo ..... where did that light cooome from.
Xel: (playing with the IV coming out of her arm) What did you give her?
Emi: Something to dull her senses. You could probably throw her off a three story building and
she'd only feel a light thud.
Xel: Good idea lets do it.
Emi: Professor?
Xel: What? oh wait.... YEAH! ummm (Emi gives him the evil eye) Okay. In order to find out where that food goes, and keep her alive because L-sama will have our @$$es staked and burnt to a crisp if we don't, we will be preforming something like exploratory surgery.
Emi: Only we don't have Medical Degrees.
Lina: Whaat?
Emi: Look at the pretty light....
Lina: OOoooooo.....
Xel: That has to be some pretty hard drugging....
*Five Minutes Later*
(Xel and Emi are in their latex gloves and surgical aprons ready to slice and dice)
Emi: (Xel has a preditor grin on his face) uh maybe I should cut.
Xel: Only if you want.
(Emi slices into Lina's abdomen then pulls back the skin. She continues this with the layers of fat, muscle, and cartalige; until she reaches the internal organs.)
Xel: Why don't you just cut all the way through?
Emi: Cause I could hurt something. If it makes you feel better, if you were on the table I'd just cut ya in half.
Xel: ^_^
(They search through the organs until all of them are moved to the side and they are looking at the front of Lina's spine. On the spine is a growth looking sort of like a yin/yang sign.)
Emi: What the hell is that!
Xel: Just as I thought.
Emi: What?
Xel: Sore wa Himitsu Desu!
(one severe beating later and the appearance of many sharp pointed objects through Xel)
Xel: That was nice ^_^
Emi: Tell me what you know...... or else.....
Xel: O.o...... It's a piece of shabrinigdo....
Emi: Never thought it looked like that..
Xel: and a piece of Ciephried.
Emi: WHAT!
Xel: Seems that Lina eats so much to fuel the battle between the two inside of her.
Emi: Well that does explain things....
Xel: Very much so.
(They sew Lina up)
Xel: So what do we do with her now?
Emi: Send her to Gourry and hope that she doesn't hunt use down and kill us.
Xel: Can't we just kill her?
Emi: No, L-sama will burn us at the stake remember?
Xel: ......... I guess....
(they send the sewn up Dragon Spooker to the Squid brained fool. She survived and a few months later tracked the two down and dragon slaved them a few times)
Emi: (charcoaled) that went over pretty well....
Xel: I'd say she let us off easy.
Emi: (pause in conversation) So when do we disect again?
Xel: Whenever you feel like writing.
Emi: Okay. Well we'll see you next time!
Xel: To explore what is unknown and maybe some fun too.
Emi&Xel: BYE!!!