Dissection 104
by:Emi-chan Metallium
Warnings:: Violence and a small reference to lime/lemon
Comment:: Slayers ain't mine. I don't like Amelia too much so don't blame me for not being nice to her. Now that I think about it I'm not nice to any of the chara's that go through this.
NeWay.. Enjoy and if ya want to see someone put through this wringer, review (on Fanfiction.net) or email me (emi_metallium@yahoo.com) and tell me the person and what we're looking for. If I know the chara I'll do it (no DBZ please)
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Xel: Yare yare, welcome back to Dissection once again.
Emi: The one place where you can see what makes you most/least favorite characters tick.
Xel: Emi.... Just how long has it been since we've disected anything.
Emi: Probably over a year ^_^;;;;
Xel: Why is that?
Emi: Cause I've been imprisened at the evil place called (dum dum du~umm...) WALMART!!!
Xel: Sounds like a place where I would rank high in the management.
Emi: Probably. NEWAY!!!
Xel: We've had a request!
Emi: We like requests ^_^
Xel: Now this one was a difficult one to obtain.
Emi: Not because it's a powerful person,
Xel: But because it's our natural enemy.
Emi: Amelia Will Teslune... (pulls on a rope which turns on the lights in the backround. Straped to a metal table is a gagged Amelia)
Xel: Do to her "happy/good" nature, it was rather hard getting ahold of her without getting sick.
Emi: Hopefully we can keep her tied down better than a certain dragon we know of...
Xel: it should, I stole the restraints from a reliable source.
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Elsewhere
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Heero: DUO!!! Hurry it up!!
Duo: Just give me a minute, koi. I can't find my toy bag.
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Back at the lab/dungeon
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Xel: ^_^ (kicks a vibrating/buzzing duffel bag back behind a counter)
Emi: Oi... that looks a lil familiar....
Xel: Onto the dissection!!!
Emi: (stops from trying to find the duffel bag) Today's expirement is to find out what makes the pink fruit loop so sugar happy.
**They both start advancing on the tied up and gagged Amelia**
Amelia: ....!... (trying to talk with no luck, and tears starting to well up in her eyes)
Emi: How shall we open her up? (counts them off on her fingers) Rotery saw, laser, old rusty butcher's knife??
Xel: hmmmmm....
Amelia: !!!!!!!! (tears going everywhere anime style)
Xel: Which is the most painful.... (taps his finger against his chin while trying to look like he's deep in thought)
Emi: Well... if you want painful... why not try taking a large meat market fish hook and ripping her gut open?
Xel: What a splendid idea!
Amelia: ... (faints)
Xel: You do it.
Emi: I ain't gonna touch it. It'll burn my hand off if I do.
Xel: Well I ain't gonna touch it, It'll probably kill me...
**They both stand there trying to think up a different solution**
Emi: I know! Let's put her into one of those high radiation X-ray machines.
Xel: If nothing else she'll start glowing green. Let's give it a try!
Emi: (kicks the table over near the machine while singing something about frogs)
Xel: ^_^ (takes the controls to the machine and has the mechanical hand pick her up and drop her into a vat of radio active green glow)
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20 minutes later
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** Xel and Emi are looking at pictures of the now froggy princess **
Emi: What's all that stuff inside her?
Xel: Kinda looks like candy.... (turns the picture upside down to it's side and every which direction)
Zelgadis: (leans in over Xel's shoulder) It's a pin'ata.
Emi: *snickers* a pin'ata.
Xel: *whistles* TIME TO BREAK THE PIN'ATA!!!!!
** a huge group of kids run by with baseball bats **
Zelgadis: (drinks his coffee)
** the group runs by again but with armfuls of candy this time **
Kid: Thanks for the candy mister!!
Kid2: What a cool pin'ata!!
** little bits of green float by after the kids disappear **
Emi&Xel: **snicker**
by:Emi-chan Metallium
Warnings:: Violence and a small reference to lime/lemon
Comment:: Slayers ain't mine. I don't like Amelia too much so don't blame me for not being nice to her. Now that I think about it I'm not nice to any of the chara's that go through this.
NeWay.. Enjoy and if ya want to see someone put through this wringer, review (on Fanfiction.net) or email me (emi_metallium@yahoo.com) and tell me the person and what we're looking for. If I know the chara I'll do it (no DBZ please)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Xel: Yare yare, welcome back to Dissection once again.
Emi: The one place where you can see what makes you most/least favorite characters tick.
Xel: Emi.... Just how long has it been since we've disected anything.
Emi: Probably over a year ^_^;;;;
Xel: Why is that?
Emi: Cause I've been imprisened at the evil place called (dum dum du~umm...) WALMART!!!
Xel: Sounds like a place where I would rank high in the management.
Emi: Probably. NEWAY!!!
Xel: We've had a request!
Emi: We like requests ^_^
Xel: Now this one was a difficult one to obtain.
Emi: Not because it's a powerful person,
Xel: But because it's our natural enemy.
Emi: Amelia Will Teslune... (pulls on a rope which turns on the lights in the backround. Straped to a metal table is a gagged Amelia)
Xel: Do to her "happy/good" nature, it was rather hard getting ahold of her without getting sick.
Emi: Hopefully we can keep her tied down better than a certain dragon we know of...
Xel: it should, I stole the restraints from a reliable source.
~~
Elsewhere
~~
Heero: DUO!!! Hurry it up!!
Duo: Just give me a minute, koi. I can't find my toy bag.
~~
Back at the lab/dungeon
~~
Xel: ^_^ (kicks a vibrating/buzzing duffel bag back behind a counter)
Emi: Oi... that looks a lil familiar....
Xel: Onto the dissection!!!
Emi: (stops from trying to find the duffel bag) Today's expirement is to find out what makes the pink fruit loop so sugar happy.
**They both start advancing on the tied up and gagged Amelia**
Amelia: ....!... (trying to talk with no luck, and tears starting to well up in her eyes)
Emi: How shall we open her up? (counts them off on her fingers) Rotery saw, laser, old rusty butcher's knife??
Xel: hmmmmm....
Amelia: !!!!!!!! (tears going everywhere anime style)
Xel: Which is the most painful.... (taps his finger against his chin while trying to look like he's deep in thought)
Emi: Well... if you want painful... why not try taking a large meat market fish hook and ripping her gut open?
Xel: What a splendid idea!
Amelia: ... (faints)
Xel: You do it.
Emi: I ain't gonna touch it. It'll burn my hand off if I do.
Xel: Well I ain't gonna touch it, It'll probably kill me...
**They both stand there trying to think up a different solution**
Emi: I know! Let's put her into one of those high radiation X-ray machines.
Xel: If nothing else she'll start glowing green. Let's give it a try!
Emi: (kicks the table over near the machine while singing something about frogs)
Xel: ^_^ (takes the controls to the machine and has the mechanical hand pick her up and drop her into a vat of radio active green glow)
~~
20 minutes later
~~
** Xel and Emi are looking at pictures of the now froggy princess **
Emi: What's all that stuff inside her?
Xel: Kinda looks like candy.... (turns the picture upside down to it's side and every which direction)
Zelgadis: (leans in over Xel's shoulder) It's a pin'ata.
Emi: *snickers* a pin'ata.
Xel: *whistles* TIME TO BREAK THE PIN'ATA!!!!!
** a huge group of kids run by with baseball bats **
Zelgadis: (drinks his coffee)
** the group runs by again but with armfuls of candy this time **
Kid: Thanks for the candy mister!!
Kid2: What a cool pin'ata!!
** little bits of green float by after the kids disappear **
Emi&Xel: **snicker**