EPISODE II
The Animorphs are just about to be stomped when Rachel is
suddenly possessed by the spirit of Xena, the Warrior Princess.
Rachel: PUNY YEERK! YOU DARE STOMP THE MIGHTY XENA WARRIOR
PRINCESS????!!! PREPARE TO FACE ETERNAL DAMNATION!
Visser 3: Un-oh.
Rachel chases Visser 3 out of the Yeerk pool while the rest
escape through a plot hole Ax had cut with his tail.
Noname: Aw crap.
Jake: That was close.
Marco: Dude, that was INSANE. Let's never EVER do that
again.
Suddenly Rachel, clad in leather and swinging a massive
sword, enters the barn.
Rachel: SAVOUR YOUR LAST SENSE OF HUMANITY!!! FOR WHEN I
WRAP THIS SWORD AROUND YOUR GUMS YOU WON'T BE HUMAN FOR MUCH LONGER!!!
Noname: Ha. Revenge is a dish best served hot. Especially if
served by Xena.
Rachel chases the others around the barn.
Marco: No offense Rachel, but you are INSANE!!
Rachel/Xena: SHUT UP JOXER!!! YOU ARE DEAD MEAT!!!
Cassie: I really agree with Marco this time, Rachel.
Rachel/Xena: YOU TOO GABRIELLE!!!!!
Marco: Great. All we need now are a bunch of Amazons and a
few sword-swinging Roman jocks.
Tobias flies out of the barn.
Jake: Hey, wait for us, you coward!!!
Ax: I am not an Animorph!
Suddenly Rachel crashes head first into a pillar and is
knocked out cold.
Jake: Phew. That was even closer.
Can the Animorphs-
Ax: I am NOT a MOTHER-F***ING ANIMORPH!!!
Okay, can the Animorphs and Ax cure Rachel's Xena fever?
Find out in the next episode!!!
Note: I have received an e-mail which threatened me with "serious
bodily harm" if I didn't stop writing this series. The FBI has been notified,
and are sending over two snipers disguised as yucca plants.
