EPISODE III
Rachel/Xena wakes up to find that she is bound and gagged-in
chains.
Jake: Marco, could you find something STRONGER than that?
Marco: Hey, that was the strongest find around - gakk!
Rachel/Xena breaks her bonds attempts to break Marco's neck.
Rachel/Xena: I'LL KILL YOU JOXER!!!
Jake: AX! WE NEED SOME HELP HERE!!
Tobias, now in human morph, tackles Rachel/Xena while Ax
tries to knock her out but by that time she had already broken Marco's neck.
Marco: Gakk, gakk, acck!!!
Jake: Somebody call 911!!!
Noname: Tough luck, bloke. I didn't include hospitals in
this episode.
Cassie: You heartless son of a b*tch!
Noname: Ooooh, temper temper.
Suddenly the Animorphs-
Ax: Don't make me start again, bastard.
Okay, the Animorphs and Ax find themselves in the Amazon
Jungle with the famed archeologist, the big man himself, INDIANA JONES.
Indy: What the-
Noname: INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF B'NIA B'RITH!!!
After the ritual explanation to Indy....
Indy: So you kids are fightin' this race of brain-stealin'
aliens? Amazin'!
Jake: Yeah, and we need your help to cure our friend,
Rachel.
Rachel/Xena: I AM XENA WARRIOR PRINCESS!!!
Indy: Hmmm, looks like a case of spirit possession. She
needs the Medicine Man of B'nai B'rith.
Tobias: The who?
Cassie: Who is this Medicine Man?
Indy: He lives near the temple of B'nai B'rith. Sorta like a
ghost buster, come to think of it. But that's like miles away.
Marco wakes up suddenly (with a very stiff neck).
Marco: Anything to stop her from breaking my neck again!
Rachel/Xena: I AM XENA WARRIOR PRINCESS!!!
Indy: Well, kids, since I'm in a hurry and I don't want me
neck broken, I'll go with you.
Will they reach B'nai B'rith safely? Find out in the next
episode! (As usual)
Note: Well, that's it. After thousands of compliments, hate
mail and death threats, I have decided to bring the TYSIH series to an end, at
least with me as the author. Episodes 4-6 has been written by my partner in
crime, Gottaname, so if you have enjoyed this series (which I highly doubt) pop
over to his place and check 'em out.
