Episode 6: The Broken Arrow
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The Animorphs were having a meeting on Yeerk movment. When Erek enters the barn.
Erek: Hi guys!
Rachel: Ok, Erek whose slimy Yeerk butt do we have to kick?
Erek: The Yeerks are getting panicky as usual. It seems that the Yeerks are losing a lot of battles and they need more reinforcements from Earth.The council of thirteen is threatening to demote Visser 3 if he does not produce more human controllers So the Yeerks are trying to steal a special type of nuclear weapon
from the government to speed up their conquest.
Ax: What kind of photon-shift weapon?
Erek: A nuclear device that destroys any form of structure but evades infecting any biological organisms in a radius around the size of Asia.
Cassie: What does he mean?
Marco: He means a weapon that wipes out houses and buildings while sparing people. A Broken Arrow.
Ax: Hated that movie.
Jake: When are they going to strike?
Erek: Tonight.I gotta go.
Erek leaves the barn.
Jake: Here we go again.
Marco: I don't know why the Yeerks are always breaking into military bases. Why don't they just break into Wal-Mart for a change?
Rachel: I ALSO don't know WHY Marco is so skeptical.
Marco: Oh! The mighty Xena has struck me dumb with her questions!
Jake: Can we please get down to business?
Jake explains the mission.
Jake: The Chee belive that the facility we are going to break into is a nuclear silo and has more security than Zone 91.
Hours later, the Animorphs assemble a distance away from the electrified fence and guard towers.
Tobias: Man! That place is a fortress. Guards armed with M-16s patrolling the fence area and guard towers everywhere.
Marco: I got a daft idea. See the tank column entering the base?
Cassie: Oh no, I am not going to be squished by a tank again.
Tobias: Looks like that's the only way in.
Rachel: Lets do it!!!
The Animorphs lie on the road, and as the tanks pass overhead, they grab the underside of the tanks.
Jake: So far, so good.
As the tanks pass a large stack of oil drums the Animorphs release and roll behind.
Marco: This is crazy!
Rachel: Hey, we're also in this with you!
Jake: Okay, there's the back door, Ax, could you disarm the electronic door?
Ax: yes, prince Jake-uh.
After Ax disarms it, the thick steel door slides away revealing lots of soldiers carrying unpleasant weaponry. In front of them was…
Rachel: Oh my god! Captain Torreilli!
Captain Torreilli: Ah HA, I've finally caught you double-crossing meddling kids!
The Animorphs were flung into a cell.
Marco: Ouch! Can't they fling us into the prison gently?
Rachel: Marco, can't you shut up!
Marco: Why can't I whine if I'm flung into a military prison and treated like a prisoner of war?
Tobias: Hey listen!
An alarm sounds throughout the watselands.
Jake: Damnit, the Yeerks are starting the attack!
The Animorphs headed towards the battle where soldiers were firing at Hork Bajir controllers and joined in
Captain Torrelli: Blast those monsters !!!
Soldier 1: Huh? Animals?
Soldier 2: Don't worry, the tanks are coming up.
Marco: Excuse me but did I hear the word 'tank'? Show of hands: who wants to fight the U.S army?
Jake: The Yeerks are bailing and so are we.
Next morning
Newscaster: Last night, a missle base in the wastelands was attacked, but eye-witnesses say that the base was attacked by U.F.Os. The government believes that this is the work of terrorist and has moved all nuclear missiles and weapons to another base.