Disclaimers: I don't own Gundam Wing. And I bet you don't either. But if you do, I'd be more than willing to buy it from you with what little money I have.
Mitsukai-hime: Welcome back! Thank you to everyone who read parts one and two. Hehe, next scene happens to be my fav scene in the original movie. Also, you might want to skip part 5 if you're a Relena fan. I'm sorry, but I just don't like her. Wait a minute, I'm not sorry! And if Duo showing up again confuses you, that's because in the original movie, the characters are mostly played by the same 7 people, the Monty Python guys. So I'm doing almost the same thing here, except with the Gundam boys. Hope I haven't just made you more confused ^^; *Hits play button*
Scene 4
[We see King Heero and Patsy riding through the forest. The scene then cuts to a black knight and a green knight fighting. The scenes cut back and forth for awhile, until King Heero and Patsy reach the area where the two knights are fighting. The black knight eventually throws his sword at the other knight, stabbing him in the hole in the visor (yeah, this is kinda yucky, but in the MP movie, the blood is so fake it's funny. Gomen, those of you with weak stomachs). The black knight reaches over, gets his sword back and goes to stand in front of the nearby bridge.]
King Heero: You are very brave, Sir Knight.
[The knight appears to ignore him. Heero pauses, then continues]
I am Heero, king of the Bishonen.
[another pause as he waits for the knight to say something]
I seek the finest and strongest knights to join me in my court at Camelot.
[Waits, then figures the knight is waiting for him to continue]
You have proven yourself worthy. Will you join me?
[Knight still does nothing]
You make me sad. Come, Patsy.
[They 'ride' up to the bridge. The knight doesn't move]
Black Knight (who sounds a lot like Wufei, hint hint): None shall pass.
King Heero: Nani?
Black Knight: None shall pass. What are you, stupid?
King Heero: I have no quarrel with you, but I must cross this bridge.
Black Knight: Then you shall die.
King Heero: I command you, as king of the bishonen, to stand aside!
Black Knight: I don't move for weaklings like you.
King Heero: Omae o korosu.
[The knight and Heero start fighting, as Patsy watches from behind a tree. Heero
manages to cut the knights arm off]
King Heero: Now stand aside!
Black Knight: It's only a scratch.
King Heero: I cut your arm off!
Black Knight: No you didn't.
King Heero: Then what's that? *Motions to cut off arm*
Black Knight: I've had worse.
King Heero: You liar!
Black Knight: Come on, you weakling!
[The two continue fighting. Heero cuts the knight's other arm off]
King Heero: Victory is mine! *kneels* Oh lord, I thank you that in your- hey!
[The black knight starts kicking Heero]
Black Knight: Come on, have at you!
King Heero: You are brave, but the fight is mine.
Black Knight: Oh, had enough, eh?
King Heero: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms.
Black Knight: Yes I do!
King Heero: Than what's that?
Black Knight: Just a flesh wound.
King Heero: *sighs* Look, could you stop it?
Black Knight: Onna! Onna!
King Heero: Hn.
[Cuts Knight's right leg off]
Black Knight: I'll do you in for that!
King Heero: You'll what?
Black Knight: Come over here!
King Heero: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Black Knight: I'm invincible!!
King Heero: You're a looney.
Black Knight: The Black Knight always triumphs! Come on, have at you!
[Heero cuts the knights last leg off]
King Heero: All right then, we'll call it a draw.
[Heero sheaths his sword and rides away with Patsy]
Black Knight: Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You weak onna! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
Scene 5:
[A bunch of monks walk by carrying books. They start chanting:]
Monks: Pie Iesu domine, Dona eis requiem. {I'm not completely sure what this means, But I think has something to do with Jesus...}
[They start hitting themselves on the head with the books]
Pie Iesu domine,...
*Whap*
Dona eis requiem,...
*whap*
Pie Iesu domine,...
*whap*
Dona eis requiem,...
[An angry mob runs by, dragging Relena with them. She's wearing a carrot on her nose, and clothing that almost looks like the witch costumes you see kids dressed up as. The crowd continues yelling 'a witch! A witch!' as they drag her up to a little stage-like thing. Duo is standing on top of it, wearing a knight's costume with a visor thing he can see through, but flips up everyone once in a while anyway]
Villager 1:We have found a witch! May we burn her?
Crowd: Burn! Burn! Burn her!
Duo: How do you know she is a witch?
Villager 2: She looks like one!
Crowd: Yeah! Yeah! Burn!
Relena: I am not a witch!
Duo: But you are dressed as one.
Relena: THEY dressed me up like this!
Crowd: No we didn't !
Relena: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one!
[Duo pulls on the nose, revealing her real one beneath it]
Duo: Well?
Villager 1: Well we did do the nose...
Duo: The nose?
Villager 1: And the hat. But she's a witch!
Crowd: Yeah, yeah! Burn her!
Duo: Did you dress her up like this?
Villager 1: No.
Villager 2: No, no.
Villager 3: Nope.
Villager 2: No.
Villager 1: No.
Villager 3: No.
Villager 1: Yes.
Villager 2: Yeah.
Villager 1: Yeah, a bit.
Villager 3: A bit, a bit.
Villager 2: A bit.
Villager 1: She has got a wart! *points it out*
Duo: Well, what makes you think that she is a witch?
Villager 3: Well, she made me go SD!
Duo: Super deform?
[Pause]
Villager 3: I got better.
Crowd: Burn! Burn her anyway!
Duo: Quiet, quiet. There are ways of telling if she is a witch.
Villager 2: There are?
Villager 1: Tell us!
Crowd: Yeah, tell us, tell us!
[King Heero and Patsy ride up]
Duo: Well, what do you do with witches?
Crowd: Burn! Burn them!
Duo: And what do you burn apart from witches?
Villager 3: More witches!
Villager 1: shhh!
Villager 2: Wood!
Duo: So why do witches burn?
Villager 1: *pauses* Because...they're made of...wood?
Duo: Exactly!
[Crowd oohs and aaahs]
Duo: So how do you tell if she is made of wood?
Villager 3: Build a house out of her!
Duo: Ahh, but can you not also build houses out of stone?
Crowd: Oh yeah, yeah.
Duo: Does wood sink in water?
Villager 1: No, no.
Villager 2: It floats!
Villager 1: Throw her into the pond!
[Crowd starts cheering and is about to pull Relena away]
Duo: Wait! Now, what also floats in water?
Villager 3: Mud!
Villager 1: Gundams!
Villager 2: Very small rocks.
Villager 1: Lead! Lead!
Villager 3: The Tokyo tower!
Villager 1: Colonies!
King Heero: A duck!
[The crowd oohs and ahhs again]
Duo: Exactly! So...
Villager 2: If she weighs the same as a duck...she's made of wood...
Duo: And therefore-
Crowd: A witch! Burn!
Villager 1: Well, who has a duck?
[Everyone sweatdrops and shrugs]
Villager 3: Can we burn her anyway?
Duo: Well, all right.
Crowd: Yay! Burn! Burn her!
[King Heero goes up to Duo]
Duo: Who are you that are so wise in the ways of science?
King Heero: I am Heero, king of the bishonen.
Duo: My liege!
King Heero: Will you come with me to Camelot, and join us at the round table?
Duo: I'd be honored.
King Heero: What is your name?
Duo: Duo, my liege.
[Heero taps his sword on one of Duo's shoulders, then the other]
King Heero: Then I dub you Sir Duo, knight of the round table.
Narrative Interlude:
[Mitsukai-hime is sitting inside a cozy living room, reading a thick book. She motions for the camera to focus in on it. You can now see the first page of the book, which has a large picture of Duo giving the v-sign.]
Mitsukai-hime: The wise Sir Duo was the first to join King Heero's knights. But other illustrious names were soon to follow:
[She turns to the next page of the book which has a picture of Trowa with no expression on his face]
Mitsukai-hime: Sir Trowa the brave;
[She turns the page again to a picture of Wufei angrily pointing his katana at the camera]
Mitsukai-hime: Sir Wufie-
Wufei's voice: IT'S WUFEI, ONNA!!
Mitsukai-hime: the pure; and Sir Quatre,
[Turns page to picture of Quatre running away from, well, something]
Mitsukai-hime: the not-quite-as-brave-as-Sir-Trowa, who had nearly fought the Dragon of L5,
[Turns page to picture of Quatre sweatdropping as a large chicken-shape shadow looms over him]
Mitsukai-hime: who had nearly stood up to the vicious chicken of L4,
[Turns page to picture of Quatre blushing]
Mitsukai-hime: and who had personally wet himself in the middle of the Eve Wars;
[turns page to picture of a pouting Tuxedo Kamen]
Mitsukai-hime: And the aptly named Sir-not-appearing-in-this-fic. Together they formed a band whose names and deeds were to be retold throughout the decades: The Knights of the Round Table.
*puts film on pause again* Well, I hope you enjoyed that. I'll write more later. Sorry, Quatre fans, but I thought he would make the perfect Sir Robin. Well, it was either him or Wufie-
Wufei: Stupid onna! How dare you even think about casting me as a weakling. AND STOP CALLING ME THAT!! *starts chasing Mitsukai-hime with his katana*
Mitsukai-hime: See! See what I mean! Stop that! Ow! You almost stabbed me! Well, until next time-
Wufei: KISAMAAAA!
Mitsukai-hime: Welcome back! Thank you to everyone who read parts one and two. Hehe, next scene happens to be my fav scene in the original movie. Also, you might want to skip part 5 if you're a Relena fan. I'm sorry, but I just don't like her. Wait a minute, I'm not sorry! And if Duo showing up again confuses you, that's because in the original movie, the characters are mostly played by the same 7 people, the Monty Python guys. So I'm doing almost the same thing here, except with the Gundam boys. Hope I haven't just made you more confused ^^; *Hits play button*
Scene 4
[We see King Heero and Patsy riding through the forest. The scene then cuts to a black knight and a green knight fighting. The scenes cut back and forth for awhile, until King Heero and Patsy reach the area where the two knights are fighting. The black knight eventually throws his sword at the other knight, stabbing him in the hole in the visor (yeah, this is kinda yucky, but in the MP movie, the blood is so fake it's funny. Gomen, those of you with weak stomachs). The black knight reaches over, gets his sword back and goes to stand in front of the nearby bridge.]
King Heero: You are very brave, Sir Knight.
[The knight appears to ignore him. Heero pauses, then continues]
I am Heero, king of the Bishonen.
[another pause as he waits for the knight to say something]
I seek the finest and strongest knights to join me in my court at Camelot.
[Waits, then figures the knight is waiting for him to continue]
You have proven yourself worthy. Will you join me?
[Knight still does nothing]
You make me sad. Come, Patsy.
[They 'ride' up to the bridge. The knight doesn't move]
Black Knight (who sounds a lot like Wufei, hint hint): None shall pass.
King Heero: Nani?
Black Knight: None shall pass. What are you, stupid?
King Heero: I have no quarrel with you, but I must cross this bridge.
Black Knight: Then you shall die.
King Heero: I command you, as king of the bishonen, to stand aside!
Black Knight: I don't move for weaklings like you.
King Heero: Omae o korosu.
[The knight and Heero start fighting, as Patsy watches from behind a tree. Heero
manages to cut the knights arm off]
King Heero: Now stand aside!
Black Knight: It's only a scratch.
King Heero: I cut your arm off!
Black Knight: No you didn't.
King Heero: Then what's that? *Motions to cut off arm*
Black Knight: I've had worse.
King Heero: You liar!
Black Knight: Come on, you weakling!
[The two continue fighting. Heero cuts the knight's other arm off]
King Heero: Victory is mine! *kneels* Oh lord, I thank you that in your- hey!
[The black knight starts kicking Heero]
Black Knight: Come on, have at you!
King Heero: You are brave, but the fight is mine.
Black Knight: Oh, had enough, eh?
King Heero: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms.
Black Knight: Yes I do!
King Heero: Than what's that?
Black Knight: Just a flesh wound.
King Heero: *sighs* Look, could you stop it?
Black Knight: Onna! Onna!
King Heero: Hn.
[Cuts Knight's right leg off]
Black Knight: I'll do you in for that!
King Heero: You'll what?
Black Knight: Come over here!
King Heero: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Black Knight: I'm invincible!!
King Heero: You're a looney.
Black Knight: The Black Knight always triumphs! Come on, have at you!
[Heero cuts the knights last leg off]
King Heero: All right then, we'll call it a draw.
[Heero sheaths his sword and rides away with Patsy]
Black Knight: Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You weak onna! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
Scene 5:
[A bunch of monks walk by carrying books. They start chanting:]
Monks: Pie Iesu domine, Dona eis requiem. {I'm not completely sure what this means, But I think has something to do with Jesus...}
[They start hitting themselves on the head with the books]
Pie Iesu domine,...
*Whap*
Dona eis requiem,...
*whap*
Pie Iesu domine,...
*whap*
Dona eis requiem,...
[An angry mob runs by, dragging Relena with them. She's wearing a carrot on her nose, and clothing that almost looks like the witch costumes you see kids dressed up as. The crowd continues yelling 'a witch! A witch!' as they drag her up to a little stage-like thing. Duo is standing on top of it, wearing a knight's costume with a visor thing he can see through, but flips up everyone once in a while anyway]
Villager 1:We have found a witch! May we burn her?
Crowd: Burn! Burn! Burn her!
Duo: How do you know she is a witch?
Villager 2: She looks like one!
Crowd: Yeah! Yeah! Burn!
Relena: I am not a witch!
Duo: But you are dressed as one.
Relena: THEY dressed me up like this!
Crowd: No we didn't !
Relena: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one!
[Duo pulls on the nose, revealing her real one beneath it]
Duo: Well?
Villager 1: Well we did do the nose...
Duo: The nose?
Villager 1: And the hat. But she's a witch!
Crowd: Yeah, yeah! Burn her!
Duo: Did you dress her up like this?
Villager 1: No.
Villager 2: No, no.
Villager 3: Nope.
Villager 2: No.
Villager 1: No.
Villager 3: No.
Villager 1: Yes.
Villager 2: Yeah.
Villager 1: Yeah, a bit.
Villager 3: A bit, a bit.
Villager 2: A bit.
Villager 1: She has got a wart! *points it out*
Duo: Well, what makes you think that she is a witch?
Villager 3: Well, she made me go SD!
Duo: Super deform?
[Pause]
Villager 3: I got better.
Crowd: Burn! Burn her anyway!
Duo: Quiet, quiet. There are ways of telling if she is a witch.
Villager 2: There are?
Villager 1: Tell us!
Crowd: Yeah, tell us, tell us!
[King Heero and Patsy ride up]
Duo: Well, what do you do with witches?
Crowd: Burn! Burn them!
Duo: And what do you burn apart from witches?
Villager 3: More witches!
Villager 1: shhh!
Villager 2: Wood!
Duo: So why do witches burn?
Villager 1: *pauses* Because...they're made of...wood?
Duo: Exactly!
[Crowd oohs and aaahs]
Duo: So how do you tell if she is made of wood?
Villager 3: Build a house out of her!
Duo: Ahh, but can you not also build houses out of stone?
Crowd: Oh yeah, yeah.
Duo: Does wood sink in water?
Villager 1: No, no.
Villager 2: It floats!
Villager 1: Throw her into the pond!
[Crowd starts cheering and is about to pull Relena away]
Duo: Wait! Now, what also floats in water?
Villager 3: Mud!
Villager 1: Gundams!
Villager 2: Very small rocks.
Villager 1: Lead! Lead!
Villager 3: The Tokyo tower!
Villager 1: Colonies!
King Heero: A duck!
[The crowd oohs and ahhs again]
Duo: Exactly! So...
Villager 2: If she weighs the same as a duck...she's made of wood...
Duo: And therefore-
Crowd: A witch! Burn!
Villager 1: Well, who has a duck?
[Everyone sweatdrops and shrugs]
Villager 3: Can we burn her anyway?
Duo: Well, all right.
Crowd: Yay! Burn! Burn her!
[King Heero goes up to Duo]
Duo: Who are you that are so wise in the ways of science?
King Heero: I am Heero, king of the bishonen.
Duo: My liege!
King Heero: Will you come with me to Camelot, and join us at the round table?
Duo: I'd be honored.
King Heero: What is your name?
Duo: Duo, my liege.
[Heero taps his sword on one of Duo's shoulders, then the other]
King Heero: Then I dub you Sir Duo, knight of the round table.
Narrative Interlude:
[Mitsukai-hime is sitting inside a cozy living room, reading a thick book. She motions for the camera to focus in on it. You can now see the first page of the book, which has a large picture of Duo giving the v-sign.]
Mitsukai-hime: The wise Sir Duo was the first to join King Heero's knights. But other illustrious names were soon to follow:
[She turns to the next page of the book which has a picture of Trowa with no expression on his face]
Mitsukai-hime: Sir Trowa the brave;
[She turns the page again to a picture of Wufei angrily pointing his katana at the camera]
Mitsukai-hime: Sir Wufie-
Wufei's voice: IT'S WUFEI, ONNA!!
Mitsukai-hime: the pure; and Sir Quatre,
[Turns page to picture of Quatre running away from, well, something]
Mitsukai-hime: the not-quite-as-brave-as-Sir-Trowa, who had nearly fought the Dragon of L5,
[Turns page to picture of Quatre sweatdropping as a large chicken-shape shadow looms over him]
Mitsukai-hime: who had nearly stood up to the vicious chicken of L4,
[Turns page to picture of Quatre blushing]
Mitsukai-hime: and who had personally wet himself in the middle of the Eve Wars;
[turns page to picture of a pouting Tuxedo Kamen]
Mitsukai-hime: And the aptly named Sir-not-appearing-in-this-fic. Together they formed a band whose names and deeds were to be retold throughout the decades: The Knights of the Round Table.
*puts film on pause again* Well, I hope you enjoyed that. I'll write more later. Sorry, Quatre fans, but I thought he would make the perfect Sir Robin. Well, it was either him or Wufie-
Wufei: Stupid onna! How dare you even think about casting me as a weakling. AND STOP CALLING ME THAT!! *starts chasing Mitsukai-hime with his katana*
Mitsukai-hime: See! See what I mean! Stop that! Ow! You almost stabbed me! Well, until next time-
Wufei: KISAMAAAA!