Disclaimers:
Mitsukai-hime: Kyaaaaaaaaaa!
Wufei: Get back here!
Mitsukai-hime: Only if you put down the katana!
Wufei: Only if you stop calling me Wufie!
Mitsukai-hime: Okay, Wu-man!
Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!
Heero: While Mitsukai and Wufei are-
Wufei: I'LL KILL YOU!!
Heero: *sweatdrops* busy, I've been asked to remind you that neither Gundam Wing or Monty Python's The Quest for the Holy Grail belong to-
Mitsukai-hime: Oh screw it, Heero. Just press the play button! Quickly!
Heero: Okay.
Scene 7
[All 4 knights and King Heero are riding along with their servants]
Sir Duo: And that, my liege, is how we know the world to be banana-shaped.
King Heero: This new learning is amazing. Explain to me again how sheep's bladder can be used to prevent your Gundam from rusting.
Sir Duo: Oh, certainly, sir.
Sir Wufei: Look!
[Trumpets sound as the knights approach a large castle. Though from where the trumpets came from...]
King Heero: Camelot!
Sir Trowa: Camelot!
Sir Wufei: Camelot!
Patsy: It's only a model.
King Heero: Shh! Knights, welcome to your new home. Let us ride to...Camelot!
[Scene cuts to inside of the castle, where there are girls all over the place. The music starts up, and they begin singing]
Fangirls:
We're fangirls of the round table
We glomp when ere we're able
We do fanfics
And other shticks
With talent impeccable
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat chocolate pocky here a lot!
[fangirls start dancing, knocking over things as they continue]
Fangirls:
We're fangirls of the round table
Where sanity's questionable
Mitsukai-hime:
And many times
My written lines
Become quite unsingable
Fangirls:
We're bishie mad in Camelot
We like to chase after them a lot!
[Another musical interlude, with people playing percussion on the suits of armor]
Fangirls:
Oh we're cute and able
Quite indefatigable
Between our quests
For bishie's chests
We just watch a lot of cable!
It's a busy life in Camelot-
Zechs and Trieze:
You have to run away a lot!
[As the song finishes up, all the fangirls go into various poses stolen from magical girl shows. Then, they realize Zechs and Trieze are there and run after them, screaming]
Zecs and Trieze: RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
[Back to King Heero and the knights, who are sweatdropping profusely]
King Heero: On second thought, lets not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
Knights: Right, right.
Scene 7
[King Heero and the knights are once again riding across the land. All of a sudden, the heavens boom, angels start singing, the clouds open up, and Mitsukai-hime pokes her head out. Everyone else kneels]
Mitsukai-hime: Heero! Heero, king of the Bishonen! Oh, don't grovel!
[The singing stops as everyone gets up]
One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.
King Heero: Sorry!
[Heavens boom again]
Mitsukai-hime: And don't apologize! Every time I try to insert myself in a fic, it's 'sorry this', and 'forgive me' that and 'I'm not worthy'...
[Another boom as she realizes no one's looking at her]
Now what are you doing?
King Heero: I'm averting my eyes.
Mitsukai-hime: Well, stop it! Don't you want to admire my classic good looks?
King Heero: *blushes*
Mitsukai-hime: Now that's more like it! Heero, king of the Bishonen, your Knights of the Round Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times.
King Heero: Good idea!
Mitsukai-hime: Of course it's a good idea! Behold!
[Angels start singing again as an image of a shining gundam appears. Feel free to image your personal favorite here]
Heero, this is the holy gundam. Look well, for it is your sacred task to seek this gundam. That is your purpose, Heero... to search for the holy gundam!
[There is yet another boom as the angels stop singing and the image of the holy gundam fades into the clouds]
Sir Trowa: A blessing! A blessing from the author!
Sir Wufei: If not a redundant one...
Cartoon interlude:
Trumpets poke out of the clouds, as the music starts. Angels reel up an organ, and lift out of the scene. A picture of the chibi gundam boys pops up, then is covered by the rays of light that come out of it. Angels fly around playing trumpets as the title is reeled up reading:
The Quest for the Holy Gundam
*pauses the TV-again* Well, I finally got away from Wufei, but I better do this quickly. Thank you everyone who took the time to read the last three parts. However, I'd like you even more if you would review *cough*hint,hint*cough* or emailed me. Even though the stupid service has been acting screwy. Anyhoo, I'd also like to point out that I said there were 7 Monty python guys, when there were only six (and sadly, Graham Chapman passed away in 1989. I don't think any of the others are dead.) My bad! Ooh, I think I hear Wufei coming...
Mitsukai-hime: Kyaaaaaaaaaa!
Wufei: Get back here!
Mitsukai-hime: Only if you put down the katana!
Wufei: Only if you stop calling me Wufie!
Mitsukai-hime: Okay, Wu-man!
Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!
Heero: While Mitsukai and Wufei are-
Wufei: I'LL KILL YOU!!
Heero: *sweatdrops* busy, I've been asked to remind you that neither Gundam Wing or Monty Python's The Quest for the Holy Grail belong to-
Mitsukai-hime: Oh screw it, Heero. Just press the play button! Quickly!
Heero: Okay.
Scene 7
[All 4 knights and King Heero are riding along with their servants]
Sir Duo: And that, my liege, is how we know the world to be banana-shaped.
King Heero: This new learning is amazing. Explain to me again how sheep's bladder can be used to prevent your Gundam from rusting.
Sir Duo: Oh, certainly, sir.
Sir Wufei: Look!
[Trumpets sound as the knights approach a large castle. Though from where the trumpets came from...]
King Heero: Camelot!
Sir Trowa: Camelot!
Sir Wufei: Camelot!
Patsy: It's only a model.
King Heero: Shh! Knights, welcome to your new home. Let us ride to...Camelot!
[Scene cuts to inside of the castle, where there are girls all over the place. The music starts up, and they begin singing]
Fangirls:
We're fangirls of the round table
We glomp when ere we're able
We do fanfics
And other shticks
With talent impeccable
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat chocolate pocky here a lot!
[fangirls start dancing, knocking over things as they continue]
Fangirls:
We're fangirls of the round table
Where sanity's questionable
Mitsukai-hime:
And many times
My written lines
Become quite unsingable
Fangirls:
We're bishie mad in Camelot
We like to chase after them a lot!
[Another musical interlude, with people playing percussion on the suits of armor]
Fangirls:
Oh we're cute and able
Quite indefatigable
Between our quests
For bishie's chests
We just watch a lot of cable!
It's a busy life in Camelot-
Zechs and Trieze:
You have to run away a lot!
[As the song finishes up, all the fangirls go into various poses stolen from magical girl shows. Then, they realize Zechs and Trieze are there and run after them, screaming]
Zecs and Trieze: RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
[Back to King Heero and the knights, who are sweatdropping profusely]
King Heero: On second thought, lets not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
Knights: Right, right.
Scene 7
[King Heero and the knights are once again riding across the land. All of a sudden, the heavens boom, angels start singing, the clouds open up, and Mitsukai-hime pokes her head out. Everyone else kneels]
Mitsukai-hime: Heero! Heero, king of the Bishonen! Oh, don't grovel!
[The singing stops as everyone gets up]
One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.
King Heero: Sorry!
[Heavens boom again]
Mitsukai-hime: And don't apologize! Every time I try to insert myself in a fic, it's 'sorry this', and 'forgive me' that and 'I'm not worthy'...
[Another boom as she realizes no one's looking at her]
Now what are you doing?
King Heero: I'm averting my eyes.
Mitsukai-hime: Well, stop it! Don't you want to admire my classic good looks?
King Heero: *blushes*
Mitsukai-hime: Now that's more like it! Heero, king of the Bishonen, your Knights of the Round Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times.
King Heero: Good idea!
Mitsukai-hime: Of course it's a good idea! Behold!
[Angels start singing again as an image of a shining gundam appears. Feel free to image your personal favorite here]
Heero, this is the holy gundam. Look well, for it is your sacred task to seek this gundam. That is your purpose, Heero... to search for the holy gundam!
[There is yet another boom as the angels stop singing and the image of the holy gundam fades into the clouds]
Sir Trowa: A blessing! A blessing from the author!
Sir Wufei: If not a redundant one...
Cartoon interlude:
Trumpets poke out of the clouds, as the music starts. Angels reel up an organ, and lift out of the scene. A picture of the chibi gundam boys pops up, then is covered by the rays of light that come out of it. Angels fly around playing trumpets as the title is reeled up reading:
The Quest for the Holy Gundam
*pauses the TV-again* Well, I finally got away from Wufei, but I better do this quickly. Thank you everyone who took the time to read the last three parts. However, I'd like you even more if you would review *cough*hint,hint*cough* or emailed me. Even though the stupid service has been acting screwy. Anyhoo, I'd also like to point out that I said there were 7 Monty python guys, when there were only six (and sadly, Graham Chapman passed away in 1989. I don't think any of the others are dead.) My bad! Ooh, I think I hear Wufei coming...