Disclaimers: If you insult Wufei, he WILL come after you. And those katana-thingys hurt! Seriously, none of this belongs to me, except for the actual fic. Steal and die. And now, for the part you've all been waiting for- *let's play!*
Scene 8
[King Heero and co. ride up to yet another castle. Heero motions for everyone to slow down]
King Heero: Hello! Hello!
[An OZ soldier with a silly French accent (I warned you!) leans over the edge of the castle]
OZ1: 'Ello? Who ees it?
King Heero: I am King Heero, and these are my Knights of the Round Table. Who's caste is this?
OZ1: This is zee castle of my master, Trieze Khushrenada!
King Heero: Well, go tell Trieze that we have been charged by the Author with a sacred quest. If he will let us stay for the night, he can join us on our quest for the Holy Grail.
OZ1: Well, I don't think he'll be very keen. You see, he's already got one.
[He turns to the other soldiers in the castle and whisperes:]
I told him we've already got one.
OZzies: *evil French snickering*
Sir Wufei: Nani?
King Heero: He says they've already got one! *to OZ soldier* Eh, do you think we could come up and have a look?
OZ1: No! You are colony types-a.
King Heero: Well, what are you then?
OZ1: We're French! Why do you think we have these outrageous accents-a?
Sir Wufei: Well, then why are you here? This area belongs to the colonists!
OZ1: Mind your own business!
King Heero: If you won't let us in, we'll take the castle by force!
OZ1: You don't frighten me, colonist pig-dogs! Go boil your Gundams over a silly person. I blow my nose at you, monsieur "Heero-king!"
Sir Wufei: What a weakling.
King Heero: Now see here-
OZ1: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you miniscule-brained wipers of my bottom! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a mobile suit and your father smelt of gundam oil!
King Heero: *major sweatdrop* Is there-is there someone else up there I could talk to?
OZ1: No! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
King Heero: This is your last chance before I kill you!
OZ1: *to other OZ soldiers* Fetche Lavache!
OZ2: Quoi?
OZ1: Fetche Lavache!
King Heero: Now let us in before-
[A cow is catapulted out of the castle and towards the knights]
Christ! Now everyone! CHARGE!
Knights: CHARGE!!
[The knights run forward, swords drawn. The OZ soldiers catapult more farm animals onto the knights. They then switch to catapulting live birds, which rain down on the knights and Heero. They turn around and shout a line that would go down in history:]
Knights and Heero: RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
OZ1: pthhhhbt =P
[King Heero and co. are now hiding behind a small hill]
Sir Trowa: I'll kill them!
King Heero: Wait, wait.
Sir Duo: I have a plan...
Scene 8 1/2
[Focus on the OZ guard in the castle. You hear sawing, banging, thumping and finally squeaking noises, though there is nothing there. Finally, Patsy and the other knight's servants roll up a life-sized model of an Aries MS to the castle. The OZ soldiers look at it, then roll it inside the castle. We then see King Heero and co. hiding behind a small hill, looking at the castle, and whispering.]
King Heero: Now what?
Sir Duo: Well, now, Sir Trowa, Sir Wufei and I wait till nightfall, then jump out of the Aries, taking the OZ soldier totally by surprise, and completely unarmed!
King Heero: *sweatdrops* WHO jumps out?
Sir Duo: *also sweatdrops* Err...Sir Trowa...uh, Sir...Wufei, and... I...leap out of the Aries...
[By now everyone is sweatdropping]
King Heero: Hn.
Sir Duo: Well, maybe if we made something like a giant badger...
[everyone facevaults, except for King Heero, who smacks Sir Duo. All of a sudden, a *twong* is heard as the Aries is catapulted out of the castle towards everyone]
Everyone: RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
Scene 9
Cameraman: Picture for schools, take 8.
Mitsukai-hime: Action!
A famous historian (or at least that's what the subtitles say...): Defeat at the castle seemed to utterly dishearten King Heero. The ferocity of the OZ soldiers-with-French-accents' taunting took him completely by surprises, and he realized he needed a new plan if the Gundam was to be found. Heero, after consulting his closest knights, decided that they should separate and search for the Gundam individually. Now this is what they did-ahhh!
[A knight who looks suspiciously like Vegeta from Dragonball Z in a knights costume pops up, stabs the historian, than runs away]
Historian's wife: Fred!
Mitsukai-hime: Gundamnit, that's the third one this week...
*pauses TV* Well, that's all for now! Thanks for reading. Now go review! I'm tired and I wanna glomp Heero...
Heero:..... o.O
Mitsukai-hime: ahh, the joys of having supreme authoress powers...
*GLOMP!*
Scene 8
[King Heero and co. ride up to yet another castle. Heero motions for everyone to slow down]
King Heero: Hello! Hello!
[An OZ soldier with a silly French accent (I warned you!) leans over the edge of the castle]
OZ1: 'Ello? Who ees it?
King Heero: I am King Heero, and these are my Knights of the Round Table. Who's caste is this?
OZ1: This is zee castle of my master, Trieze Khushrenada!
King Heero: Well, go tell Trieze that we have been charged by the Author with a sacred quest. If he will let us stay for the night, he can join us on our quest for the Holy Grail.
OZ1: Well, I don't think he'll be very keen. You see, he's already got one.
[He turns to the other soldiers in the castle and whisperes:]
I told him we've already got one.
OZzies: *evil French snickering*
Sir Wufei: Nani?
King Heero: He says they've already got one! *to OZ soldier* Eh, do you think we could come up and have a look?
OZ1: No! You are colony types-a.
King Heero: Well, what are you then?
OZ1: We're French! Why do you think we have these outrageous accents-a?
Sir Wufei: Well, then why are you here? This area belongs to the colonists!
OZ1: Mind your own business!
King Heero: If you won't let us in, we'll take the castle by force!
OZ1: You don't frighten me, colonist pig-dogs! Go boil your Gundams over a silly person. I blow my nose at you, monsieur "Heero-king!"
Sir Wufei: What a weakling.
King Heero: Now see here-
OZ1: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you miniscule-brained wipers of my bottom! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a mobile suit and your father smelt of gundam oil!
King Heero: *major sweatdrop* Is there-is there someone else up there I could talk to?
OZ1: No! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
King Heero: This is your last chance before I kill you!
OZ1: *to other OZ soldiers* Fetche Lavache!
OZ2: Quoi?
OZ1: Fetche Lavache!
King Heero: Now let us in before-
[A cow is catapulted out of the castle and towards the knights]
Christ! Now everyone! CHARGE!
Knights: CHARGE!!
[The knights run forward, swords drawn. The OZ soldiers catapult more farm animals onto the knights. They then switch to catapulting live birds, which rain down on the knights and Heero. They turn around and shout a line that would go down in history:]
Knights and Heero: RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
OZ1: pthhhhbt =P
[King Heero and co. are now hiding behind a small hill]
Sir Trowa: I'll kill them!
King Heero: Wait, wait.
Sir Duo: I have a plan...
Scene 8 1/2
[Focus on the OZ guard in the castle. You hear sawing, banging, thumping and finally squeaking noises, though there is nothing there. Finally, Patsy and the other knight's servants roll up a life-sized model of an Aries MS to the castle. The OZ soldiers look at it, then roll it inside the castle. We then see King Heero and co. hiding behind a small hill, looking at the castle, and whispering.]
King Heero: Now what?
Sir Duo: Well, now, Sir Trowa, Sir Wufei and I wait till nightfall, then jump out of the Aries, taking the OZ soldier totally by surprise, and completely unarmed!
King Heero: *sweatdrops* WHO jumps out?
Sir Duo: *also sweatdrops* Err...Sir Trowa...uh, Sir...Wufei, and... I...leap out of the Aries...
[By now everyone is sweatdropping]
King Heero: Hn.
Sir Duo: Well, maybe if we made something like a giant badger...
[everyone facevaults, except for King Heero, who smacks Sir Duo. All of a sudden, a *twong* is heard as the Aries is catapulted out of the castle towards everyone]
Everyone: RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
Scene 9
Cameraman: Picture for schools, take 8.
Mitsukai-hime: Action!
A famous historian (or at least that's what the subtitles say...): Defeat at the castle seemed to utterly dishearten King Heero. The ferocity of the OZ soldiers-with-French-accents' taunting took him completely by surprises, and he realized he needed a new plan if the Gundam was to be found. Heero, after consulting his closest knights, decided that they should separate and search for the Gundam individually. Now this is what they did-ahhh!
[A knight who looks suspiciously like Vegeta from Dragonball Z in a knights costume pops up, stabs the historian, than runs away]
Historian's wife: Fred!
Mitsukai-hime: Gundamnit, that's the third one this week...
*pauses TV* Well, that's all for now! Thanks for reading. Now go review! I'm tired and I wanna glomp Heero...
Heero:..... o.O
Mitsukai-hime: ahh, the joys of having supreme authoress powers...
*GLOMP!*