Disclaimers: *In a dark elevator*
Miki: If the chick cannot make its shell laugh, it will die without being born.
Jury: The author is the chick, the readers are its shell.
Touga: If the Author cannot make her readers laugh, she will die without finishing the fic.
Mitsukai-hime: Oooh, Touga-chan! *glomp*
Saionji: For the revolution of the reviews!
Chuchu: Chu!
Nanami: Eek! Get that rat off of me, Tsuwabuki!
Utena: *sweatdrops* What exactly was the point of this, again?
Wakaba: Utena, my love! *glomps Utena*Utena nearly falls out of elevator but lands on play button*
Scene 12, er, 24
[King Heero and Sir Duo are inside a messy hut. Dr. J is there, giggling maniacally]
Dr J: Tee hee hee hee hee!
King Heero: And this enchanter that you speak of, does he know where the Gundam is?
Dr J: Tee hee hee hee!
King Heero: Where is he?
Dr J: Tee hee hee hee hee!
King Heero: Where is he, old man!
Dr J: Tee hee hee! He knows of a colony, a colony no man has entered!
King Heero: Is that where the Gundam is?
Dr J: There is much danger, for within the very center of the colony is the Gorge of Eternal General-Not-Safeness! A gorge no one has ever crossed!
King Heero: Well, why would I care about that? What about the Gundam?
Dr J: You seek the bridge of death!
King Heero: No, I'm seeking the Gundam, you twit!
Dr J: The Bridge of death...
[Dr J starts fading away]
King Heero: Eh. Ninmu ryoukai.
Sir Duo: You never learn, do you?
Scene 13
[Heero and Duo are riding through the woods. All of a sudden the OM(TM)/ominous music starts up, so you know something bad is about to happen. All of a sudden-]
Knights of Treize: Treize! Treize!
King Heero: Who are you?
Treize: We are the knights who say...Treize!
Knight1: Treize!
Heero: Not the knights who say Treize?
Treize: The SAME!
Sir Duo: The who?
Treize: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Treize, glomp, and neee-whom!
Knight2: Neee-whom!
King Heero: Those who hear the words seldom live to tell the tale!
Sir Duo: Like if someone sees a Gundam?
King Heero: Exactly!
Treize: And the knights of Treize demand a sacrifice!
King Heero: But we-
Treize: Treize!
Knights of Treize: Treize! Treize! Treize!
Heero and Duo: Ow! No! Stop it!
Treize: We shall say 'Treize' to you again if you do not appease us!
King Heero: Well, what do you want?
Treize: We demand...a Taurus!
Sir Duo: A what?
Knights of Treize: Treize! Treize! Treize! Treize!
Heero and Duo: Ow! Ahh!
King Heero: All right, all right! We'll get you a Taurus.
Treize: One that looks nice!
Sir Duo: Okay.
Treize: And isn't too expensive!
King Heero: Hn.
Treize: Now...go!
Scene 14
Mitsukai-hime: The tale of Sir Trowa.
[We see Quatre and his father standing inside a castle, with two Maganacs guarding the door]
Quatre's father: One day, son, all this will be yours!
Quatre: What, the curtains?
Quatre's father: Not the curtains! The colony, all that you can see. This'll be your kingdom.
Quatre: But mother-
Quatre's father: Mother's dead, son. I'm father.
Quatre: But father, I don't want any of this.
Quatre's father: Listen, lad. When I came here, all there was were hunks of metal. The alliance said I was daft to try to build a castle in space- so I did it, just to show them. It spontaneously combusted. _So_, I built a second one. It spontaneously combusted. So I built a third one. It burned down, fell over, then spontaneously combusted. But the forth one stayed up. And that's what you'll get, lad. The strongest castle in these colonies.
Quatre: But I don't want any of this. I'd rather-
Quatre's father: Rather what?!
Quatre: I'd rather...break dance!
[Break dancing music starts]
Quatre's father: Now, stop that!
[Music abruptly stops]
You're not dancing while I'm here. Now listen! You're marrying a girl whose father owned the largest tracts of land on Earth!
Quatre: But I don't want land!
Quatre's father: Now listen, Iria-
Quatre: I'm Quatre.
Quatre's father: Quatre. We live in bloody space! We need all the land we can get!
Quatre: But-but I don't like her!
Quatre's father: Don't like her? What's wrong with her?! She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got _huge_... tracts of land.
Quatre: But I want the girl that I marry to have something...special...
[Music starts up again]
Quatre's father: Cut that out!
[Music stops]
It's already bad enough you want to dance all the time. Look, you're marrying princess Dorothy, so get used to the idea! Guards! Make sure the prince doesn't leave the room until I come and get him.
Rashid: Not to leave the room, even if you come to get him.
Quatre's father: No, no, until I come to get him.
Abdul: Hic!
Rashid: Until you come to get him, we're not to enter the room.
Quatre's father: No, you stay in the room to make sure he doesn't leave.
Rashid: Until you come and get him.
Abdul: Hic!
Quatre's father: Right.
Rashid: Just keep him from entering the room.
Quatre's father: No, leaving the room.
Rashid: Leaving the room.
Quatre's father: Right?
Rashid: Right.
Abdul: Hic!
[Quatre's dad starts to leave the room]
Rashid: Oh-if-if-if-uh-if-um-if-
Quatre's father: Look, it's quite simple.
Rashid: Uh...
Quatre's father: You just stay here and make sure he doesn't leave. All right?
Abdul: Hic!
Rashid: Right! Oh, now I remember. Can he leave the room with us?
Quatre's father: No, no! Just keep him in here-
Abdul: Hic!
Rashid: Until you, or anyone else...
Quatre's father: No, just me
Rashid: Just you...
Quatre's father: Get back.
Abdul: Hic!
Quatre's dad: And, uh, make sure he doesn't leave.
Rashid: The prince?
Quatre's father: Of course, the prince!
Rashid: I thought you meant him. After all, it would be kinda daft for me having to guard him, him being a guard and all.
Quatre's father: Is this clear?
Abdul: Hic!
Rashid: Oh, quite.
[Quatre's dad starts to leave the room, and Abdul and Rashid follow]
Quatre's father: Now what are you doing?
Rashid: We're going with you.
Quatre's father: No, no. I want you to stay _here_, and make sure he doesn't leave.
Rashid: Oh, I see.
Quatre: But father-
Quatre's father: Shut your trap, you. And put that suit on!
[Quatre's dad starts to leave when the music starts up again]
And no break dancing!
Abdul: Hic!
Quatre's dad: Oh, go get a glass of water, you.
*Cue shadow girls C-ko and Mitsukai-ko*
C-ko: what are you doing here? This is MY segment!
Mitsukai-ko: Author obligations. Plus, my disclaimer didn't really warn anyone and I just spent all my money on ordering Gundam Wing DVD's.
C-ko: *now wearing lawyers suit* So remember, don't sue Mitsukai! She doesn't own Gundam Wing or Shojo Kakumei (Revolutionary girl) Utena.
Mitsukai-ko: And that I will be very, very sad if you don't review right away.
C-ko and Mitsukai-ko: Ja ne!
Miki: If the chick cannot make its shell laugh, it will die without being born.
Jury: The author is the chick, the readers are its shell.
Touga: If the Author cannot make her readers laugh, she will die without finishing the fic.
Mitsukai-hime: Oooh, Touga-chan! *glomp*
Saionji: For the revolution of the reviews!
Chuchu: Chu!
Nanami: Eek! Get that rat off of me, Tsuwabuki!
Utena: *sweatdrops* What exactly was the point of this, again?
Wakaba: Utena, my love! *glomps Utena*Utena nearly falls out of elevator but lands on play button*
Scene 12, er, 24
[King Heero and Sir Duo are inside a messy hut. Dr. J is there, giggling maniacally]
Dr J: Tee hee hee hee hee!
King Heero: And this enchanter that you speak of, does he know where the Gundam is?
Dr J: Tee hee hee hee!
King Heero: Where is he?
Dr J: Tee hee hee hee hee!
King Heero: Where is he, old man!
Dr J: Tee hee hee! He knows of a colony, a colony no man has entered!
King Heero: Is that where the Gundam is?
Dr J: There is much danger, for within the very center of the colony is the Gorge of Eternal General-Not-Safeness! A gorge no one has ever crossed!
King Heero: Well, why would I care about that? What about the Gundam?
Dr J: You seek the bridge of death!
King Heero: No, I'm seeking the Gundam, you twit!
Dr J: The Bridge of death...
[Dr J starts fading away]
King Heero: Eh. Ninmu ryoukai.
Sir Duo: You never learn, do you?
Scene 13
[Heero and Duo are riding through the woods. All of a sudden the OM(TM)/ominous music starts up, so you know something bad is about to happen. All of a sudden-]
Knights of Treize: Treize! Treize!
King Heero: Who are you?
Treize: We are the knights who say...Treize!
Knight1: Treize!
Heero: Not the knights who say Treize?
Treize: The SAME!
Sir Duo: The who?
Treize: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Treize, glomp, and neee-whom!
Knight2: Neee-whom!
King Heero: Those who hear the words seldom live to tell the tale!
Sir Duo: Like if someone sees a Gundam?
King Heero: Exactly!
Treize: And the knights of Treize demand a sacrifice!
King Heero: But we-
Treize: Treize!
Knights of Treize: Treize! Treize! Treize!
Heero and Duo: Ow! No! Stop it!
Treize: We shall say 'Treize' to you again if you do not appease us!
King Heero: Well, what do you want?
Treize: We demand...a Taurus!
Sir Duo: A what?
Knights of Treize: Treize! Treize! Treize! Treize!
Heero and Duo: Ow! Ahh!
King Heero: All right, all right! We'll get you a Taurus.
Treize: One that looks nice!
Sir Duo: Okay.
Treize: And isn't too expensive!
King Heero: Hn.
Treize: Now...go!
Scene 14
Mitsukai-hime: The tale of Sir Trowa.
[We see Quatre and his father standing inside a castle, with two Maganacs guarding the door]
Quatre's father: One day, son, all this will be yours!
Quatre: What, the curtains?
Quatre's father: Not the curtains! The colony, all that you can see. This'll be your kingdom.
Quatre: But mother-
Quatre's father: Mother's dead, son. I'm father.
Quatre: But father, I don't want any of this.
Quatre's father: Listen, lad. When I came here, all there was were hunks of metal. The alliance said I was daft to try to build a castle in space- so I did it, just to show them. It spontaneously combusted. _So_, I built a second one. It spontaneously combusted. So I built a third one. It burned down, fell over, then spontaneously combusted. But the forth one stayed up. And that's what you'll get, lad. The strongest castle in these colonies.
Quatre: But I don't want any of this. I'd rather-
Quatre's father: Rather what?!
Quatre: I'd rather...break dance!
[Break dancing music starts]
Quatre's father: Now, stop that!
[Music abruptly stops]
You're not dancing while I'm here. Now listen! You're marrying a girl whose father owned the largest tracts of land on Earth!
Quatre: But I don't want land!
Quatre's father: Now listen, Iria-
Quatre: I'm Quatre.
Quatre's father: Quatre. We live in bloody space! We need all the land we can get!
Quatre: But-but I don't like her!
Quatre's father: Don't like her? What's wrong with her?! She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got _huge_... tracts of land.
Quatre: But I want the girl that I marry to have something...special...
[Music starts up again]
Quatre's father: Cut that out!
[Music stops]
It's already bad enough you want to dance all the time. Look, you're marrying princess Dorothy, so get used to the idea! Guards! Make sure the prince doesn't leave the room until I come and get him.
Rashid: Not to leave the room, even if you come to get him.
Quatre's father: No, no, until I come to get him.
Abdul: Hic!
Rashid: Until you come to get him, we're not to enter the room.
Quatre's father: No, you stay in the room to make sure he doesn't leave.
Rashid: Until you come and get him.
Abdul: Hic!
Quatre's father: Right.
Rashid: Just keep him from entering the room.
Quatre's father: No, leaving the room.
Rashid: Leaving the room.
Quatre's father: Right?
Rashid: Right.
Abdul: Hic!
[Quatre's dad starts to leave the room]
Rashid: Oh-if-if-if-uh-if-um-if-
Quatre's father: Look, it's quite simple.
Rashid: Uh...
Quatre's father: You just stay here and make sure he doesn't leave. All right?
Abdul: Hic!
Rashid: Right! Oh, now I remember. Can he leave the room with us?
Quatre's father: No, no! Just keep him in here-
Abdul: Hic!
Rashid: Until you, or anyone else...
Quatre's father: No, just me
Rashid: Just you...
Quatre's father: Get back.
Abdul: Hic!
Quatre's dad: And, uh, make sure he doesn't leave.
Rashid: The prince?
Quatre's father: Of course, the prince!
Rashid: I thought you meant him. After all, it would be kinda daft for me having to guard him, him being a guard and all.
Quatre's father: Is this clear?
Abdul: Hic!
Rashid: Oh, quite.
[Quatre's dad starts to leave the room, and Abdul and Rashid follow]
Quatre's father: Now what are you doing?
Rashid: We're going with you.
Quatre's father: No, no. I want you to stay _here_, and make sure he doesn't leave.
Rashid: Oh, I see.
Quatre: But father-
Quatre's father: Shut your trap, you. And put that suit on!
[Quatre's dad starts to leave when the music starts up again]
And no break dancing!
Abdul: Hic!
Quatre's dad: Oh, go get a glass of water, you.
*Cue shadow girls C-ko and Mitsukai-ko*
C-ko: what are you doing here? This is MY segment!
Mitsukai-ko: Author obligations. Plus, my disclaimer didn't really warn anyone and I just spent all my money on ordering Gundam Wing DVD's.
C-ko: *now wearing lawyers suit* So remember, don't sue Mitsukai! She doesn't own Gundam Wing or Shojo Kakumei (Revolutionary girl) Utena.
Mitsukai-ko: And that I will be very, very sad if you don't review right away.
C-ko and Mitsukai-ko: Ja ne!