Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or MP's Quest for the Holy Grail. I'm reposting this because of technical errors.
Trowa: No, its because you mixed up half the words
Hush! No one needed to know that. Ooh! A distraction!
Trowa: Where?
Scene 18
[Back to King Heero and Sir Duo, who have entered a small village. They 'ride' up to Sally, who is banging a cat against the wall]
King Heero: Old crone! Is there anyone in this town where we could buy a Taurus?
Sally: Who're you calling old?
King Heero: Hn. Well, do you?
Sally: Who sent you?
King Heero: The knights who say 'Treize'.
Sally: Oh! Nope. No Taurus here.
King Heero: If you do not tell us where we can find a Taurus, we... will self destruct!
[Sally shrugges. Duo whispers something in Heero's ear]
Oh! I mean, we will say...Treize!
Sally: Hmph. Do your worst!
King Heero: Okay then... Treize!
Sally: Nope. No Taurus.
King Heero: Treize! Treize!
Sir Duo: Troose! Troose!
King Heero: No, no, no. It's Treize.
Sir Duo: Troose?
King Heero: No, Treize. You're not doing it right.
Sir Duo: Troo...Treize!
King Heero: Now you've got it.
Heero and Duo: Treize! Treize! Treize!
Howard: Are you saying Treize to that woman?
[Heero and Duo turn around to see Howard sitting on a wall behind them]
King Heero: Uh, yeah...
Howard: What a sad time we live in when passing rebels can say Treize at will to old ladies.
Sally: I'm not that old!
Howard: There is a pestilence upon the land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design Taurus are under severe economic stress.
King Heero: Did you say shrubberies?
Howard: Yes, Taurus are my trade- I am a MS engineer. I design, arrange and sell Taurus.
Sir Duo: Treize!
King Heero: *clamps his hand over Duo's mouth* No! No, no, no, no!
Scene 19
[Heero and Duo are back in the forest with the knights of Treize. A large Taurus is now standing there]
King Heero: Oh knights of Treize, we have brought you your Taurus.
Sir Duo: May we go now?
Treize: It is a good Taurus. I like the paint job a lot. But there is one small problem.
King Heero: What?
Treize: we are no longer the knights who say Treize. We are now the knights who say - Mariemeia-ecchi-echhi-IT'S-A-GUNDAM-ahh-kaboom-deku-deku.
Random knight: Treize!
Treize: Shhh! Therefore, we must give you a test!
King Heero: What test is this, o Knights of- Who-up-until-recently-said-Treize?
Treize: First, you must get us...another Taurus! *dramatic chord*
Sir Duo: Aww, another?
Treize: Then, when you have found another one, you must place it here, next to the other one, only slightly higher so you get a two-level effect with a path running down the middle, lined with roses.
The knights formerly known as Treize's: A path, a path! Treize!
Treize: And once you have found another Taurus, you must cut down the largest tree on the colony with...a teacup! *dramatic chord*
King Heero: No, we won't.
Treize: Oh, please?
King Heero: Cut down a tree with a teacup? It can't be done!
Knights formerly known as Treize's: Aah! Owie!
Treize: Don't say that word!
King Heero: What word?
Treize: I can't tell, suffice to say is one the Knights of Treize cannot hear.
Sir Duo: Well, we can't not say it if you won't tell us what it is.
Knights formerly known as...hell, you know what I'm saying: Auuugh! Aaaah!
King Heero: What, 'is'?
Treize: Well, we couldn't get very far in life without saying 'is', could we?
[Sir Quatre and his still singing minstrels ride up]
Rashid: *singing*
Packing it in and packing it up,
And sneaking away and buggering off,
And chickening out and running away,
And running off home and going astray-
Sir Duo: Oh! Quatre!
Sir Quatre: My liege! Sir Duo! It's good to see you!
Knights (yeah, those knights): Aaaaaah!
Treize: He said the word!
King Heero: Have you given up our quest already?
Rashid: *singing* sneaking away, and buggering off-
Quatre: Shut up! No, far from it!
Knights: Aaaaaaah!
Quatre: Uh, we're looking for it here, in this forest.
Knights: Aaaaaaah!
Treize: Stop saying the word!
King Heero: Oh, shove it.
Treize: Oh! He said it again.
Knights: Aaaaaaaaah!
King Heero: Patsy!
[King Heero, Duo, Quatre and co. ride away]
Treize: Oh! I said it! Oooh! I said it again!
Knights: Aaaaaaaaah!
Narrative interlude:
Mitsukai-hime: And so Heero and Duo and Quatre set off to find the enchanter that Dr. J talked about in scene 24. Beyond the forest they met up with Trowa and Wufei-
[We see the chibi Gundam boys running into each other. They wave around their little flags]
Mitsukai-hime: And there was much rejoicing.
Everyone: Wai!
Mitsukai-hime: In the frozen land of Quayle, they were forced to eat Quatre's minstrels-
[The chibis disappear into a cave and come out with big chibi bellies]
Mitsukai-hime: And there was more rejoicing.
Chibi G-boys: Wai! Wai!
Mitsukai-hime: A year passed. Winter turned into spring.
[We see the chibi Gundam boys covered with snow. It all of a sudden melts, and little leaves start to grow on the trees]
Spring changed into summer.
[The leaves grow bigger and the Gundam boys start sweating]
Summer turned into winter.
[It starts to snow again, and the sweat on the boys turn into icicles]
And winter gave spring and summer a miss and went straight to fall.
[The leaves fall on top of the chibis]
Chibi G-boys: Itai!
Mitsukai-hime: Until one day...
Scene 20
[We see King Heero and co. riding through a rocky area. They see several explosions, and a man on top of a cliff causing them. They stop to look at him for a while, and then continue riding. All of a sudden, the man causes himself to explode, but then reappears in front of everyone]
King Heero: What kind of a man are you, to cause explosions without ammo, or self destruct buttons?
Zechs the Enchanter: I...am an enchanter.
King Heero: By what name are you known?
Zechs the Enchanter: There are some who call me...Zechs.
King Heero: Greetings, Zechs the enchanter.
Zechs the Enchanter: Greetings, King Heero.
King Heero: You know my name?
Zechs the Enchanter: I do.
[he points his staff into the air, and fire shoots out of it]
You seek the Holy Gundam.
King Heero: It is our mission. You know much that is hidden, Zechs.
Zechs the Enchanter: I do.
[Zechs causes another explosion, and the knights clap]
Sir Quatre: Oh, my.
King Heero: Yeah, we're...our quest...we're looking for the Holy Gundam. Our Quest, is to find it.
Knights: Oh yes. Yeah. It is. Yup, right. Yup.
King Heero: And, uh, we're looking- we're looking for it.
Sir Duo: Yes, we are.
Sir Wufei: We have been for some time.
Sir Quatre: Ages.
Sir Trowa:.....
Sir Duo: Yeah, we have.
Sir Wufei: Hn.
King Heero: So any thing you could...do to help...would be helpful.
Knights: Oh, yeah. Definitely. Helpful.
Sir Wufei: Look, could you tell us where-
[Wufei runs up to Zechs, but there is an explosion at his feet and he runs behind Trowa]
King Heero: Fine. I don't want to waste and more of your time. But, uh, could you, umm, tell us where to find...ah, find a...
Zechs the Enchanter: A what?
Sir Duo: A g-g- a g-g-g-
Zechs the Enchanter: A Gundam?!
King Heero: Uh, that's it.
Sir Wufei: Yeah.
Sir Duo: Uh-huh.
Sir Quatre: Sounds right.
Sir Trowa:.....
Zechs the Enchanter: Yes?
Sir Quatre: Oh. Thank you.
Sir Duo: Yeah, thanks.
Sir Wufei: Oh, fine.
King Heero: Thank you.
[Zechs makes more explosions]
Now, I know you're a busy man...
Zechs the Enchanter: Yes, I can help you find the Holy Gundam.
Knights: Oh, thank you.
Zechs the Enchanter: To the north there lies a cave, the cave of Cross-crushers, wherein, carved in mystic runes on the very living Gundamium, the last words of Odin Lowe of L1...make plain the last resting place of the most holy Gundam.
King Heero: Okay, where's the cave?
Zechs the Enchanter: Follow me. But only if you are men of valor, for the entrance of the cave is guarded by a beast so foul, so cruel that no man has ever fought with it and lived! Bones of fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or strength, come no further, for death awaits you with nasty, sharp, pointy teeth! *makes a face to demonstrate the monsters sharp pointy teeth*
[Zechs walks away, and the knights shrug, and follow]
Sir Duo: What an eccentric performance.
What will happen next? Will they survive their encounter with the beast that has nasty, sharp, pointy, teeth? Will they ever actually find the Gundam? Will you go review my story? Will I ever shut up and write the next part of the fic? All your questions will be answered in the next, and final, part of this fic. Whoo-hoo!
Trowa: No, its because you mixed up half the words
Hush! No one needed to know that. Ooh! A distraction!
Trowa: Where?
Scene 18
[Back to King Heero and Sir Duo, who have entered a small village. They 'ride' up to Sally, who is banging a cat against the wall]
King Heero: Old crone! Is there anyone in this town where we could buy a Taurus?
Sally: Who're you calling old?
King Heero: Hn. Well, do you?
Sally: Who sent you?
King Heero: The knights who say 'Treize'.
Sally: Oh! Nope. No Taurus here.
King Heero: If you do not tell us where we can find a Taurus, we... will self destruct!
[Sally shrugges. Duo whispers something in Heero's ear]
Oh! I mean, we will say...Treize!
Sally: Hmph. Do your worst!
King Heero: Okay then... Treize!
Sally: Nope. No Taurus.
King Heero: Treize! Treize!
Sir Duo: Troose! Troose!
King Heero: No, no, no. It's Treize.
Sir Duo: Troose?
King Heero: No, Treize. You're not doing it right.
Sir Duo: Troo...Treize!
King Heero: Now you've got it.
Heero and Duo: Treize! Treize! Treize!
Howard: Are you saying Treize to that woman?
[Heero and Duo turn around to see Howard sitting on a wall behind them]
King Heero: Uh, yeah...
Howard: What a sad time we live in when passing rebels can say Treize at will to old ladies.
Sally: I'm not that old!
Howard: There is a pestilence upon the land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design Taurus are under severe economic stress.
King Heero: Did you say shrubberies?
Howard: Yes, Taurus are my trade- I am a MS engineer. I design, arrange and sell Taurus.
Sir Duo: Treize!
King Heero: *clamps his hand over Duo's mouth* No! No, no, no, no!
Scene 19
[Heero and Duo are back in the forest with the knights of Treize. A large Taurus is now standing there]
King Heero: Oh knights of Treize, we have brought you your Taurus.
Sir Duo: May we go now?
Treize: It is a good Taurus. I like the paint job a lot. But there is one small problem.
King Heero: What?
Treize: we are no longer the knights who say Treize. We are now the knights who say - Mariemeia-ecchi-echhi-IT'S-A-GUNDAM-ahh-kaboom-deku-deku.
Random knight: Treize!
Treize: Shhh! Therefore, we must give you a test!
King Heero: What test is this, o Knights of- Who-up-until-recently-said-Treize?
Treize: First, you must get us...another Taurus! *dramatic chord*
Sir Duo: Aww, another?
Treize: Then, when you have found another one, you must place it here, next to the other one, only slightly higher so you get a two-level effect with a path running down the middle, lined with roses.
The knights formerly known as Treize's: A path, a path! Treize!
Treize: And once you have found another Taurus, you must cut down the largest tree on the colony with...a teacup! *dramatic chord*
King Heero: No, we won't.
Treize: Oh, please?
King Heero: Cut down a tree with a teacup? It can't be done!
Knights formerly known as Treize's: Aah! Owie!
Treize: Don't say that word!
King Heero: What word?
Treize: I can't tell, suffice to say is one the Knights of Treize cannot hear.
Sir Duo: Well, we can't not say it if you won't tell us what it is.
Knights formerly known as...hell, you know what I'm saying: Auuugh! Aaaah!
King Heero: What, 'is'?
Treize: Well, we couldn't get very far in life without saying 'is', could we?
[Sir Quatre and his still singing minstrels ride up]
Rashid: *singing*
Packing it in and packing it up,
And sneaking away and buggering off,
And chickening out and running away,
And running off home and going astray-
Sir Duo: Oh! Quatre!
Sir Quatre: My liege! Sir Duo! It's good to see you!
Knights (yeah, those knights): Aaaaaah!
Treize: He said the word!
King Heero: Have you given up our quest already?
Rashid: *singing* sneaking away, and buggering off-
Quatre: Shut up! No, far from it!
Knights: Aaaaaaah!
Quatre: Uh, we're looking for it here, in this forest.
Knights: Aaaaaaah!
Treize: Stop saying the word!
King Heero: Oh, shove it.
Treize: Oh! He said it again.
Knights: Aaaaaaaaah!
King Heero: Patsy!
[King Heero, Duo, Quatre and co. ride away]
Treize: Oh! I said it! Oooh! I said it again!
Knights: Aaaaaaaaah!
Narrative interlude:
Mitsukai-hime: And so Heero and Duo and Quatre set off to find the enchanter that Dr. J talked about in scene 24. Beyond the forest they met up with Trowa and Wufei-
[We see the chibi Gundam boys running into each other. They wave around their little flags]
Mitsukai-hime: And there was much rejoicing.
Everyone: Wai!
Mitsukai-hime: In the frozen land of Quayle, they were forced to eat Quatre's minstrels-
[The chibis disappear into a cave and come out with big chibi bellies]
Mitsukai-hime: And there was more rejoicing.
Chibi G-boys: Wai! Wai!
Mitsukai-hime: A year passed. Winter turned into spring.
[We see the chibi Gundam boys covered with snow. It all of a sudden melts, and little leaves start to grow on the trees]
Spring changed into summer.
[The leaves grow bigger and the Gundam boys start sweating]
Summer turned into winter.
[It starts to snow again, and the sweat on the boys turn into icicles]
And winter gave spring and summer a miss and went straight to fall.
[The leaves fall on top of the chibis]
Chibi G-boys: Itai!
Mitsukai-hime: Until one day...
Scene 20
[We see King Heero and co. riding through a rocky area. They see several explosions, and a man on top of a cliff causing them. They stop to look at him for a while, and then continue riding. All of a sudden, the man causes himself to explode, but then reappears in front of everyone]
King Heero: What kind of a man are you, to cause explosions without ammo, or self destruct buttons?
Zechs the Enchanter: I...am an enchanter.
King Heero: By what name are you known?
Zechs the Enchanter: There are some who call me...Zechs.
King Heero: Greetings, Zechs the enchanter.
Zechs the Enchanter: Greetings, King Heero.
King Heero: You know my name?
Zechs the Enchanter: I do.
[he points his staff into the air, and fire shoots out of it]
You seek the Holy Gundam.
King Heero: It is our mission. You know much that is hidden, Zechs.
Zechs the Enchanter: I do.
[Zechs causes another explosion, and the knights clap]
Sir Quatre: Oh, my.
King Heero: Yeah, we're...our quest...we're looking for the Holy Gundam. Our Quest, is to find it.
Knights: Oh yes. Yeah. It is. Yup, right. Yup.
King Heero: And, uh, we're looking- we're looking for it.
Sir Duo: Yes, we are.
Sir Wufei: We have been for some time.
Sir Quatre: Ages.
Sir Trowa:.....
Sir Duo: Yeah, we have.
Sir Wufei: Hn.
King Heero: So any thing you could...do to help...would be helpful.
Knights: Oh, yeah. Definitely. Helpful.
Sir Wufei: Look, could you tell us where-
[Wufei runs up to Zechs, but there is an explosion at his feet and he runs behind Trowa]
King Heero: Fine. I don't want to waste and more of your time. But, uh, could you, umm, tell us where to find...ah, find a...
Zechs the Enchanter: A what?
Sir Duo: A g-g- a g-g-g-
Zechs the Enchanter: A Gundam?!
King Heero: Uh, that's it.
Sir Wufei: Yeah.
Sir Duo: Uh-huh.
Sir Quatre: Sounds right.
Sir Trowa:.....
Zechs the Enchanter: Yes?
Sir Quatre: Oh. Thank you.
Sir Duo: Yeah, thanks.
Sir Wufei: Oh, fine.
King Heero: Thank you.
[Zechs makes more explosions]
Now, I know you're a busy man...
Zechs the Enchanter: Yes, I can help you find the Holy Gundam.
Knights: Oh, thank you.
Zechs the Enchanter: To the north there lies a cave, the cave of Cross-crushers, wherein, carved in mystic runes on the very living Gundamium, the last words of Odin Lowe of L1...make plain the last resting place of the most holy Gundam.
King Heero: Okay, where's the cave?
Zechs the Enchanter: Follow me. But only if you are men of valor, for the entrance of the cave is guarded by a beast so foul, so cruel that no man has ever fought with it and lived! Bones of fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or strength, come no further, for death awaits you with nasty, sharp, pointy teeth! *makes a face to demonstrate the monsters sharp pointy teeth*
[Zechs walks away, and the knights shrug, and follow]
Sir Duo: What an eccentric performance.
What will happen next? Will they survive their encounter with the beast that has nasty, sharp, pointy, teeth? Will they ever actually find the Gundam? Will you go review my story? Will I ever shut up and write the next part of the fic? All your questions will be answered in the next, and final, part of this fic. Whoo-hoo!